/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8872807
>cat makes chinese eyes when looking at curry
that's racist

I am waiting for someone to post a pic of a hamplanet looking at food.

>tfw my cat really fucking loves yogurt and ice cream and harasses me for some if he catches me with it

>>8872886
Looks like the cat is having a stroke.

>no blini kot

Next time there's a board merge, they should merge /c/ and /ck/

Can you image Cute Food & Cooking?

>>8872934
anon, blini would fill up the entire thread

>>8872953
sounds great

>>8872985
>>8872988
>>8872990
That's terrible anon! OP said animals looking at food, not eating food!

>>8872945
Awww!

revenge is sweet. and tasty.

>>8873054
Did the hippie eat the tiger's family?

>>8873054
>>8873501
You guys do realise that the man in the photo is an experienced trainer playing with a tiger he raised from birth, right?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348708/Dramatic-pictures-moment-father-mauled-horrific-tiger-attack-dont-worry--just-playing-best-friend.html

>>8872815
that taco looks amazing

>All these cats
>No Kots

>>8872985
>>8872988
>>8872990
>tehe racism and poor people are so funny guys, amirite

There's always that one /pol/ try-hard edgelord...

>>8873637
Haha you're triggered faggot.

Drink bleach and melt your insides you pathetic scab.

>>8873637
kek

>>8873637
sad but true

>>8872886
>>8872896
Can someone tell me why people buy these food flowers?

Doesn't that make the fruit expose to air faster which is bad?

>>8874050
people like pretty things you can eat

>>8873922
what kind of meat is this?
it kind of just looks like fat

>>8874073
It's lamb

>>8873637
Humans are animals though. We're all one kingdom: the Animalia kingdom.

>>8873637
If you didn't laugh then you're a faggot

>>8874050
The fruit is actually pretty terrible, for reasons unrelated to air exposure. They use under-ripe fruit so it's firm and lasts longer. They also coat it in lemon juice so it doesn't spoil as quickly.

The fruit is never sweet. It all ends up tasting like unripe cantelope. Huge waste of money.

>>8874273
personally I didn't laugh because it was too predictable, I knew someone would post pics like that

>>8874278
Stop talking about me ffs. Yes I posted biggest as animals.

Wasn't funny but stfu already

>>8874289
???
I'm not even the same anon as before, I didn't talk about you

>>8874302
Two times is two too many now fuck off.

>>8872803
hehehe

>>8872945
lol

>>8873579
nice one

>>8874073
do cats really eat pizza lol

>>8874294
heheheheh

>>8873637

Lol @ liberals trying to make memes

>>8874339
>do cats really eat pizza?
My friend, in America all things are possible.

>>8874638
>hurr durr America
My family has a dog that's twice its expected age limit and she eats pretty much everything, including shit that's toxic to dogs. Pets raised in social environment will often want whatever their masters are eating.

>>8873637
I hope you die very soon

I demand pictured of small white horses looking at food!

>>8874638
They will most of the time. Not willingly, since they know our wheat is poisoned, but after a couple hours of deliberation they will take a couple bites.

>>8874682

>>8872819
Underrated post

>>8873637
Keep it up, i know that if you keep posting go back to /pol/ that they'll leave.

>>8874294
Eye on owner, eye on meal

>>8872886
Got a grape that was underripe.

>>8874273
Wow your're so cool. Calling people faggots for not laughing at african children. Do you skip class to drink monster and smoke your moms ciggarets?
Kill yourself famq tbhq

>>8872990
>>8872988
Nice monkeys.

>>8872988
They look Indian rather than nignog. I'll give you fifty bucks for the girl, as long as she's not diseased.

>>8874658

>>8874339
>cats
>pizza
That one is trying to chew the pepperoni off the top. It will probably chew on enough cheese to give it the shits, though.

>>8875349

fuck that

>>8874682
sweetie belle fan?

yes hello

>>8872819
*Waisis

>>8872886
Did he died?

Good thrad

>>8876475
This doesn't count. It's not looking at the food

nice thread

>>8876381
Kitty wan the pizz

>>8872795
>that tub of mayo

>>8874244
Delicious.

>>8874274
It's only for aesthetic purpose and photo shooting.
>>8876693

>>8877399
I'm cool with feeding the squirrel, but not eating from the same bread the rodent touched.

>>8877403
fucking hell i lol'd

>>8877403
Beautiful. This is trully "art."

>>8877403

>Oh, the crawdadity!

>>8876528
Now where is my pipe?

>>8877403
original

>>8874050

decoration mostly. people dont go out and buy this for themselves, but rather for parties and such

>>8877762

this mkaes me miss my squirrel behind our building. i used to feed him nuts but he disappeared.

>>8877780
UNFRIENDLY KITTIES

>>8877403
>>8877408
kek

>>8878071
Superb

>>8878071
What the fuck, is this taxidermy?

>>8872861
Fucking butterdogs

>>8877657

>>8878084
Android cat v0.2.13(beta).

>mfw all the animals in this thread eat better than me

i sincerely wish i had been born a cat

>>8875121
what's that food

My dog with a case of beer.

>>8878376
I get it he's looking at one of his owners

>>8877403
>filename
dead

>cat
no thank you

>cat
no thank you

>>8872795
>holding chopsticks incorrectly

>>8876475
>letting your cat jump up on things
shitty owner detected

>>8873592
>>8873592

>>8879521

>>8877758

>>8877399
oh my god look at its stupid fucking pointy face

>>8878326
WTF? Is this dog drunk or blind in one eye?

>>8872858
"Are".

"Dogs don't know what apples ARE", with an "A".

>>8879708
Just a happy pupper bein' dumb. That's what happy puppers do, just like posters who ask dumb questions on /ck/.

>>8873532
Yes, everyone looking at that picture realised that instantly. Fucking idiot

>>8879513
Aesthetic!

>>8880303
No step on snek.

>>8880310
I always gave my rat a mug to drink out of. He seemed to think it was cool to emulate what I was doing.
I gave him coffee, which he fucking adored.
One time when he ran out, he went to his water mug and took a shit and piss in it, stirred it around and I witnessed him drinking a couple gulps before getting frustrated and leaving.
I couldn't stop the madman from trying a million ways to make coffee in his water mug, so I just made sure he had some at all times.
The addiction was real, don't introduce your rats to caffeine if you can help it.

>>8880329
They seem to share similar disorders and conditions humans do which is probably one of the reasons they're useful for medical testing

>>8880367
Well they're used for it because of the genetic similarity.
Some rat traits are even present in humans, like poison detection.
The hair on my back stands up when I get near a poisonous substance, even salmonella, with no odor or airborne pollutants. This is HIGHLY useful, from my research it comes from a royal European bloodline and I'm a lucky mother fucker to have it.

I always get called a tin foil hatter when I say it, but I'll be damned if I can't tell you every poison you have in your house. It happens to dogs and cats sometimes too, and is quite visible.

>>8880379
Would that work without seeing the skull on the label? Or on unlabelled containers?

>>8880319
"My rats have better standards and only drink craft IPA's"

>>8880324
THE richard hammond?

>>8880436
Give that doggo some 'za!

>>8880324
>mine

>>8874804
Underrated.

>>8872795
>Read subject
>Laugh out loud
>See replies
>131

niggawat

>>8880334
cool white moustache

>>8880336
kitteh eatin the fry

>>8880436
woof!

>>8880289
elegant

>>8880412
Yes, friend.
Throw away your procter and gamble products, throw away wildlife destroying dryer sheets, throw away bar soap, throw away laundry detergent, throw away anything labelled "perfume," and don't fucking EVER use carpet powder.
This is the globalist mainline. They are destroying your kidneys, liver and teeth with "trade secret" ingredient nondisclosure laws for perfume and flavoring.
They're doing a great job too.

Tin foil hattery? I can find salmonella with my hair nigger. Fuck you.

>>8879520
>thinking cats can learn

>>8880329
>not advising people against keeping rodents as "pets"

>>8880885
That a munchy box?

>>8880750
Rats are bros.
Mice are sadists.
Hampsters and gerbils are evil as fuck.

I don't advise against it at all, but remember what I have just said here. Rats are handheld dogs. They are a fucking joy to own.

>>8880679
What should i use to wash my clothing and myself?

>>8880924
does a lot of crossposting happen from /an/ to /ck/ ratfag?

>>8880911
yes

>>8880911
says calzone on the box dipshit

>>8872961
K O T
O
T

>>8881029
I can already smell the inside of the washing machine from the cat vomit and cat diarrhea that the owner tried desperately to remove but just made the entire laundry room smell horrible

>>8881040
why tho

>>8880303
I will never understand why people would want to have a snake as a pet.
>why yes I love having an animal in my home that can strangle me to death at any given moment

>>8881100
>at any given moment

nigga snakes are slow, and most aren't even big enough to threaten a human. you're just one of those reptiles r ebil faggots who squashed garter snakes in your yard as a kid.

>letting pets near food
>cats especially
it's like you like getting parasites

>>8881100
You're like 98% of americans who believe snakes are diabolical serial killers looking for an opportunity to murder and rape you and don't even bother to learn to identify poisonous snakes in their region in the extremely unlikely event you came in contact with one. You believe every snake you see is deadly and must be killed, then start screaming about the mice and rat infestation.

>>8881510
>post talks about constricting snakes
>you reply crying about poisonous snakes
retard

>>8879721
i will have to accept the fact that i will never know whether you're a newfag or a troll. also, i need to get out more.

>>8881524

The silly fear-mongering is no different.

Dogs injure (and kill) far more people than snakes do.

>>8881532
>An animal that has exponentially more contact with people than another animal causes more harm to people.

That's like saying physical contact with the surface of the sun is far safer for humans than physical contact with water because water has killed countless people and no one has ever died touching the sun.

>>8880960
And yet the box seems to contain everything but a calzone.

>>8879894
surly king of the carrot fort

>>8881752
was a joke dipsit

>>8880690
that chicken is tiny

>>8881921
is that a boy or a girl ?

>>8881916
you can feel the love radiate from this picture

>>8881938

probably a dude, would still smash boipucci.

>>8881901
Not looking at the food. Doesn't count, please remove this.

>>8878376

nigbull. you should both be put down

>>8878376
SMASHED

>>8882020
You got that right. Eyes don't lie. He epitomizes the way I feel about dogs, no question.

>>8878326

worlds dumbest dog

>>8879721

hello autistic preteen girl, enjoy your stay on the internet!

>>8881510
replace snakes with the word black people and realize that if this is how our country treats fellow humans why be surprised at the way they treat snakes.

>>8882080
They have a wide angle of vision. It can see the beer.

>>8882147
rly made me thingk

>>8880679
Oh, you have an allergy to perfumes. That's a horrible one to have, I'm sorry for you.
Consider moving to Yurop, nanny states tend to ban weird flavourings, and we now have a moderately great indication system for air pollution. Also we don't wash eggs, it helps with salmonella.

>>8880946
Plain Marseille soap and hypoallergenic soap-less "soap".

>>8882080
Beer is nutritious, counts as food.

>>8880379
If only you could sniff skin cancer like a dog.

>>8882080
deal w/ it
BIRBS DRINKIN BEER

>>8882232

>>8882234

>>8882147
>You believe every black person you see is deadly and must be killed, then start screaming about the mice and rat infestation.
Who are the "mice and rats" in this, anon?
What essential role in the ecosystem do black people play?

>>8880885
that's a good dog

>>8880909
cool chicken, I like the colors

>>8880914
>Americans in their natural habitat

>>8881362
>he knows

>>8881921
beagle <3

>>8882285
>>Americans in their natural habitat

>>8882242
>What essential role in the ecosystem do black people play?

I dunno... what does this look like to you?

>>8882242
>What essential role in the ecosystem do black people play?

A: Fertilizer

>>8881362
I like that paprika

>>8880600

>>8882436
>Europoors and their high definition photography

>>8880664
I legitimately hope you die.

>>8874638
But there are no cats in America, Fieval.

>>8883043
Fievel Goes West references?
In my /ck/?

>>8877780
What the fuck is McArabia Chicken?

>>8883054
Chula do this!
Chula do that!

>>8882134
don't be mean anon

>>8880336
I want to PET this cat

>>8875121
Why are shiba's so popular in Japan?

>>8881556
y u give bune getty

>>8872795

>>8880329
The absolute madman!

>>8872961
He has that face cause he's about to get robbed by niggers.

>>8877403
10/10 filename

>>8880891
This seems to happen an awful lot; seagulls just walking into stores and stealing shit.

>>8878376
one fifty lashes my man

>>8884253

see

>>8880690

>>8883983
Gb2/b/

>>8884253
Wow so edgy.

I saved you a piece, anon

>>8881362
mmm baby show me ur smokey paprika next

>>8882134
dont pick on the pupper anon its not nice

>>8878071
Sorry to break it to you mate but i think your dog has autism.

>>8883176
British version of the McChicken, halal for the United Kuckdom.

>>8883737
Common domestic breed. Think of the lab in the USA

>>8885680
I could watch that for hours
>om
>nom
>nom
>nom
>nom
>nom

>>8885945
>Labrador
>American domestic breed

>>8872795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeeTvatu6fk

people who allow their cats in their kitchens and near their food are disgusting

..

scratch that

catfags in general are disgusting

>>8879819

I did because I could read the tiger's body language and I'm not an idiot like you

>>8881454

>not sleeping with your cats
>not kissing your cats

pleb

>>8886554
>kissing any animal
How about you try crossbreeding this time.

>>8886559

black person detected

>>8882029
unfortunately i think shes a chick, judging by her nails

>>8872945
That's cute, except now the cat has to eat around all the confetti. Or, more likely, eat all the confetti that made contact with his food then throw it up.

Or maybe that's just my cat, because he's an idiot.

>>8882436
>>8882443
>>8882446


>tiny images

>>8882908
rude af senpaii

>>8883856

That's how they make porn cock look so big. The girls are tiny. True fact..

>>8886568
This is one stereotype i do not want started. I'm black and I love the fuck out of my cat. Nothing like kissing the top of his head and having him lick your cheek back.

>>8874638
Mine will eat the meat toppings off a pizza and leave everything else.

>>8876475
If this little guy had a white tip on his til he'd be a splitting image of one of our old family cats.

>>8882109
Staffordshire terrier, not pittbull

>>8872795

>>8887217
>The girls are tiny
4 u

>>8886511

>>8872795

>>8872795

>>8887217
They also utilise perspective and a range of camera lenses.

Ever notice how a guy will seem massive in porn and then in a behind the scenes thing or something with just an ordinary camera he just looks average.

>>8877503
>I'm hungry
>This sucks
>I'm sleepy
>I wish I was home staring at nothing

>>8877758
>>8879535
more gull

>>8888243
Lol