/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Netherlands:
Fish + cheese = breakfast is served

India:
Heavily spiced with a chance of poo.

America: Highly processed and lacking nutrition.
>inb4 OBSESSED
I'm American

>>8876142
Zimbabwe:
There is nothing to steal anymore.

>>8876185
You forgot HFCS and GMOs.

UK:
Proof that anything can taste good when it's served with a pint of beer.

Germany:
Proof that anything can taste look good when it's served with a pint of beer.

>>8876193
my favorite ingredients :^)

>>8876203
what the fuck are you doing you gigantic newfag?

>>8876185
Obsessed

Canada:
American cuisine with maple syrup and poutine.

>>8876185
OBSESSED
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>>8876142
Norway:
smells fishy, taste bland and a side of fermentation

>>8876311
sounds like ur mum

Thailand:
Spicy coconut-flavored soup in one of three colors.

Russia:
Why eat when you can drink vodka?

Belgium:
We invented waffles and french fries, and perfected chocolate, so BEAT THAT!

Italians do it better
:)

>>8876402
>Italians do it better
What do they do better, exactly?

Indonesia:
If it looks like diarrhea then it's probably good

France:
Take dishes from other countries and add egg.

Hungary:
Running out of paprika = dinner is ruined

>>8876419
daging rendang?

>>8876142
USA:
Too big to fail

>>8876465
I was thinking more of pic related (sate padang)
But yeah that too

'MURICA:
We stole all your dishes, added sugar, and made them twice as big... (You're welcome)

Ethiopia:
What food?

Haiti: mud

Australia:
We steal your national dishes and make a retardedly shitty version of them using our wannabe "good" ingredients.

>>8876142

italy
mama mia, that's a spicy meatball.

>>8876502
I don't see the words "chemicals that are banned in every other country on earth" in your post. Discarded.

Korea: Hope you like cabbage, chili, and fermentation.

>>8876796
>all these buttblasted jealous furriners

Mexico:
If I roll the tortilla in a different shape it's a completely different dish.

>>8876917
The definition of taco bell.
I wish they would just do soft and hard tacos and 4-5 specialty items, but they claim the exact same dish is fourty different things

>>8876878
Don't forget the buttblasted american consumer who suffers the most from it.

>>8876517
This is horrible, but I laughed anyways.

Denmark
Rye bread with 100 types of topping.

>>8876185
>I'm American
t. europoor trying to false flag

>>8876178
>a chance

UK:

Our foods all have dumb names and they all taste horrible

>>8877014
>toast sandwich

>>8876222
kek

>Japan
Don't bother trying this at home.

Greece: don't call it Turkish

>>8876142
I can do it in one word. Pho

Bulgaria - you know those parts of the animal you don't eat, well...

German food

It is always the Wurst

Brazil
good

>>8877121
Brazil
beheaded

Slovakia:
When in doubt, add more lard.

>>8876142
Ireland: Overcook the same local high quality ingredients every night.

Mexico:
Have some nachos with your fajitas

UK:
Conquered the world and still can't make good food

>>8876193
>GMOs
>buying into the memes

Thailand: We WILL find a way to put peanuts in this dish

>>8876517
Anon the famine was only for 2 years, it ended over 30 years ago.

Scotland
There's no such thing as food that can't be deep fried.

Portugal:
We staunchly refuse to accept there is such a thing as too much garlic.

Latvia
Depressing

Canada:
Poutine and syrup and bacon oh my!

Argentina
Cow 24/7

>>8876992
You mean rye bread and sugar

>>8878716

Bollox. Summing up our "cuisine" would be "prátaí, cabáiste agus muiceoil". I love my country and we have some of the best chefs on the planet but our own native cuisine is not a point of pride.

>'murrica
>capitalism is awesome if you like food and want everything possible available

>>8876917
>I live in a flyover state and think Taco Bell is Mexican food

Vietnam:
From a culinary perspective, French colonization is the best thing that could have happened to them.

>>8876585

>>8877045
Nice

>>8879242
No he means rye bread and beer. Truckers/Delivery drivers went on strike in Denmark kinda recently because government tried to ban the complimentary beer lunch they got.

Yes... they get free beer mid shift. As drivers.
Go Denmark.

>>8879409
It's true tho

>>8876142
spain:
a lil drizzle of oil

USA - If it will fit in a deepfryer it's our national dish.

China - Left over bits of animals and dumplings.

Russia
Vodka and chickpeas

Antarctica

Seal and Penguin.

America
>bigger and blander

>>8876142
Brazil:
a fried rat

Switzerland:
Melted cheese

America:
3000 calories in every bite

Portugal:
a fried fish

Italy:
Poopoo pasta peepee pizza

>>8879822
>USA - If it will fit in a deepfryer it's our national dish.
No that's Scotland m8

>>8877121
It's hot garbage, just like the rest of your shithole country.

Poland: anything that goes well with vodka

america: would u like fries with that

>>8880008
Scotland isnt a country.

>>8878810
Shhhh understanding why GMOs aren't boogeymen requires scientific understanding beyond what you get on the "I fucking love science" facebook feed.

El Salvador.

Pupusas: if you're foreign, it's going to be expensive af.

>>8876189
>>>8876142 (OP)
>Zimbabwe:
>There is nothing to steal anymore.

My yoib

>>8880131
>Scotland isn't a country.
Nice digits.
You're still a retard though.

Haiti
>mud tastes good

Spain
>muh olive oil

>>8880190
They pollute other crops.
The polluted crops produce infertile seeds.

The situation is dire. All of your produce and it's reproductive functions are at risk. Only soccer moms give a fuck about health risks, which are unproven, real plant growers are extremely worried about the extinction of crops due to the contagious infertility that Monsanto programmed into their gmo shit.

Better start collecting seeds because in 10 years tomatoes will cost $10 each, in 20 years they'll be $40 each, and in 30 years they will be extinct unless you buy Monsanto seeds.

UK:
Invented chocolate then stopped trying

sweden:
Quark and tuna.

Islam rules.

>>8880269
>muh olive oil
mediterranian cuisine in a nutshell desu

Portugal: Cod/Sardines and dried chicken

>>8876142
We took yours and made it better.

>>8876142
>sum up an entire country's native cuisine in one sentence.

America;

>>8876142
Asia:

X, but with rice

>>8876414
Not much. The best Italian food is found outside of Italy.

>>8880190
The GMOs aren't bad for you, it's all of the chemicals that they spray on them that make weeds and bugs resistant to the strongest of chemicals forcing companies to produce stronger ones. It's some of the harshest shit on Earth and you need a license to use them because they are no joke essentially bomb ingredients, and it's really expensive.
t. I live in the middle of nowhere with farmer friends

>>8881226
>The GMOs aren't bad for you

Part of the problem with GMO foods is that the Food & Drug Administration is in the pocket of Big Agro, so who knows if that GMO crop is bad for you? By the time you figure out it is bad for you, the executives and government officials who approved it are all long gone.

But the real problem with GMO foods is that Big Argo manipulates the genetics so that the food crops are not self-replicating; you can't save up some of seeds from this year's crop and plant them next year, they simply won't grow.

In essence, farmers are no longer growing food, they're stuck with a never ending "lease" on the food they're growing and have to keep going back to Big Agro every spring to buy more seeds.

>>8879972
OH MAN YOU SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHA AYYY LMAOO

Sweden

fish that isn't cooked in any way, just cured or pickled.

USA: "Hello, we have an overabundance of food and take advantage of it to extremes, we're not obese we're curvy."
Mexico: "Buenos dias, let me grab you some shit off the homemade grill outside and throw it in a tortilla."
Canada: "Eh, hello, do you want Kraft dinner, asian food, or a bunch of shit covered in gravy?" (Or, if your from Quebec - "Mange d'la marde, we're more French than the French, decriss!")
England: "Oy, you want some bland with that bland and bland, blah blah Sunday roast and I make the best puddings, CHEESE."
India: "Curry, curry, curry, curry, you want on bread or on rice - DON'T USE YOUR LEFT HAND, YOU FUCK."
China - "Don't ask, just eat, you'll like it...."
Germany: "Guten tag, do you want sausage with bread and beer, pork chops with potatoes and beer, or kebab?"
France - "blah blah blah stupid Americans...."
Italy - "blah blah blah stupid Americans......."
Sweden - "Oh god, can we just get doner pizza instead?"
Japan - "Everything is beautiful, let's go eat at 7Eleven."
Australia - "Do you want pies, barbecue, or just a couple chiko rolls?"
New Zealand - "Do you want lamb or fish pie?"
Brazil - "Here's a bunch of meats and seafood grilled on a stick."
Scotland - "Gimmie that and I'll deep fry it, or we can just get a curry."

>>8881308
ohmygod i'm so fucking sick of this shit. you think we haven't been genetically engineering plants and animals to suit us since the beginning of fucking time? take a middle school biology course you asshat

>>8880131
....dude

@8881416
>t. no passport
Despite your Herculean effort at shitposting, no (you) for you this time, anon.
Try harder.

>>8881470
>>8881416
Here's his (You), u mad?

t. guy who has been to more countries than both of you

>>8881478
Doubtful.

>>8881470
>Dumbass with no sense of humor

Serbia: BBQ, roasted pork and no vegetables

Netherlands (where I go to Uni): Deep fried gray sludge

>>8880998
>sum up... in one sentence
>posts picture
what did he mean by this?

Russia:
Ukraine

>>8881308
Your statement that seed companies are selling GMO crops that don't replicate is simply wrong. While Monsanto & friends have considered using such "terminator" genes, no commercial seed uses them. They found the same no-resell contracts used for non GMO seeds was sufficient.
Also, remember that patents are only 20 years; farmers can freely buy, grow, and resell 1st gen GMO crops & seeds now. That puts a hard limit on how much Monsanto can charge for new seeds; too much and farmers will just use the old ones.

>>887926
>reading comprehension
I was saying that it isn't a point of pride. I'm just saying that we have great, although simple, ingredients available but many cooks above the age of 40 are content to cook veg and roast to death and serve with boiled potatoes. I still like it, but I can't eat it every day.

So essentially what you said was right

The only "true" 'merican food that originated here is soul food.

Nothin but fucking lard, butter, n cream with a few leaves of vegetables thrown in.

Why you think 'merican niggers are all obese as shit?

>>8881936
China:
Tibet

USA
processed

>>8877045
Kek

>>8881550
>Serbia: BBQ, roasted pork, sarma, rakija and genocide

>Finland
we want to be unique but are just sweden with more potatoes

Mexico: cumin
or wrapped

Poland:
let's pretend we eat potatoes and cabbage because we like it and not because we never had anything else

>>8881550
We don't have gray sludge though, balkanboiii

>>8876142
Britain: Invaded countless countries for their spices, rarely uses more than just salt.

>>8884142
and also beets

>>8884207
Don't get high on your own supply

Daedric gastronomy

Das ist nicht halal.

France: make a sauce

>>8876142
Mexico: Found lots of things, mixed them all with no reasoning.

France: now let's add some more butter

>>8881449
Its not a country.

Lithuania - CEPELINAI!

Philippines - The worst cuisine in Asia

Argentina: DUDE MEAT LMAO

>>8884469
......dude

>>8876481
That looked like some skewered shit, then someone with diarrhea shit on it, then someone sprinkled slivered almonds on it.

>>8884458
>let's make mashed potatoes
>you'll need 4 potatoes and 500g of butter

Bulgaria. A lot of everything, into the pot.

>>8885168
>let's make mashed potatoes
ستحتاج إلى 4 بطاطس و 500 غرام من الزبدة>
fixed

>>8884972
It isn't a country.

If it doesn't have rye in it, it's shit, but if it does have rye in it, it only looks like shit, welcome to Finland.

>>8876142
High-fructose corn syrup.

>>8886057
I want to eat your fishy bread, anon

>>8885228
.. anon

>>8876142
sweden likes rye and fish and potatoes a lot.

>>8881442
Direct tinkering with DNA != selective breeding.

Very different processes with potentially very different result.