/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what is this a pippi longstocking for ants

>>8869881
No, just her taco

>>8869881

I wanna cream up Wendys juicy little fresh beef

Am I witnessing the birth of a new meme?

>>8869881
Y'know.

This shit is absolutely going to plague /ck/ for a month minimum.

I only pray drawfags somehow flock to this board and deliver us some meaty lewds.

>>8870464
Wendy's people are total memelords

>>8869993
They don't serve tacos

Every day, every fucking day I go to /ck/ I see her and she makes this smug face.

I wanna do such dirty things to her downstairs.

>>8869881
a Wendy's old-faehsioned hamburger? does the meet hang over the bun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00

>tfw fell for the market strategy but there's no Wendy's in my country
Guess I'll just enjoy the memes

>>8869881
wendy is cute
CUTE!

>>8870695

>>8869881
No because she's a white supremacist

>>8870458
I would pound her roast beef curtains until they looked like Hope Solo.

>>8870467
>This shit is absolutely going to plague /ck/ for a month minimum.
Why? What happened? Lost here.

>>8871404

+1

fuck drumpf

>>8871420
>Wendy's is sassy to people on Twitter
>Wendy's mascot is a little girl
>fanart ensues

>>8871721
>>>/reddit/

>>8869881
I'm from the UK and have never been to USA or Wendy's and I found their spicy chicken burger recipe on here, so I cooked it at home and it was delicious.

>>8871420
On April fools day they merged /ck/ and /co/ together and now all these cartoon fags keep coming here.

>>8870703
Hot

>>8871351
wow this is actually cute.

>tfw no Wendy's in Paris

I want to FUCK Wendy

>>8871415

>mfw after I mad the mistake to search "hope solo nude"

>>8872152
We've all been there dude. We all regret it.

THICC

>>8869881
I have only been to my local Wendys 2 times in the last year because they gave me burgers with buns that were still partially frozen in the middle.

>>8872226
If you dm them about it on Twitter, they'll make your local one fix their shit.

>>8869881
>>8870458
>>8869993
>>8870703
>>8871415
>>8872122
>>8872178
do I need to remind you guys

>>8872240
Fuck outta here

>>8871732
>not getting it

I do, but never been in the united states of burger :(((((

Wendy's is shitty overpriced cold food.

You guys are aware that Wendy's is an alt-right symbol, right?
You are LITERALLY supporting the genocide of LBGTGBBQ if you eat at Wendy's

>>8872324
Good.

>>88723

>>8872324
Good.

>>8872346
whoops

what i meant to say was wendys is fucking shit

went there and got the baconator and man what a shitty fuckin burger

greasy as fuck all meat and nothing else by the time i finished i felt like i would have a stroke

i'll stick to bk thanks

>>8872324
genocide? my favourite.

>>8872318
i knew Shadman was gonna get in on this

>>8872324
>LBGTGBBQ
Thank God I was on the toilet, lost my shit!

>>8872473
This one is actually impressive. He does great work when he actually wants to do something.

>>8872481
>Impressive
>her ass is just a beachball convered in human flesh

Shad has no idea how make things look actually alive

I really liked a burger that Wendy's had when i was in highschool because it was (and to this date still is) the only thing I have ever ordered from a fast food place that I considered spicy. It was seasonal and when they brought it back the next year it wasn't spicy at all.

I still like their patties though.

I've always liked Wendy's food, more notably the crunchy chicken sandwiches.
But at this point, I just want more porn of her

>those thighs

>>8872318
>>8872572
>>8872617
i would eat the asshole of all these Wendy's

>>8872240
>is american
>also fat

big surprise

>>8872240
>they turned 3DPD into a 2D q t
Wendy was created by the early weebs of the 20th century.

I just want to say I really appreciate that we live in a time when virtually every fast food joint tries to be as open about the nutritional value of their food as possible.

>>8872701
>is anglo
>is fat
FTFY

>tfw no Wendys in Europe

>>8872738
I had a Wendy's Jr. Deluxe Cheeseburger and a Caesar Salad Side for the first time today. It was good. The burger was as good as oen could expect for under two dollars, maybe better. The salad was great though maybe I should just make my salads at home instead of spending two dollars on. Neither was as good as the Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich I had the other day though, of course that with a small fry was seven dollars, so you get what you pay for.

>>8872738
poor soul

>>8872738
Truly a shame. The Dave's double is the best fast food burger in existence

>>8872324
Thank god, I needed somewhere else to kill gays besides Chick Fil A

does anyone else order a burger/sandwich from a fast food chain with nothing BUT the meat in it?

>>8872340
>>8872348
>>8872466
>>8872479
>>8872943
>being alt-right
kys!

>>8872943
>>8872466
>>8872348
>>8872340
>it's a let's pretend to be maximum edgelords in response to an abject lie episode

>>8872240
thicc

would bang

Sorry

>>8873043
>disgusting D cups
A cup best cup, enjoy your unfuckable wife when she approaches 30

>>8869881
I REALLY want to fuck Pippi Longstocking!

>>8869881
bigger

>>8872617
Fuck, I think wendy is my new waifu

>>8873080
Same. I always liked redheads and freckles, but this artist drew her in a way my dick just can't handle.

>>8873057
B is the truly patrician cup size


C on thiccer girls is also acceptable

Havent been to wendy's in years

>>8872240
Id let her hob on my nob.

>>8870703
The original artist of this pic is salty that every other rendition of Wendy as an anime girl has gotten so much more exposure than his when he was the first person to draw Wendy as an anime girl

I don't actually have anything of value to add to this thread, just wanted to be the guy who said "I know that guy"

>>8873271
He should just be happy that people are drawing smug Wendys. I'm literally seeing new animu Wendys being uploaded in real time thanks to him.

>>8870472
>Wendy's people are total memelords
i hate the term shill but i can't imagine anyone unironically typing this out with a straight face

>>8873289
You are right, and he is happy that the movement has taken off.

Myself, on the other hand, well... My school just got rid of the Wendy's in the food court and I am devastated. How I long to suck on Wendy's nuggets...

>>8873043
You know she's 55 right? She was legal before you were born.

>>8872318
>Shadman

>>8869881
>white trash food
no thanks

>>8873189
Try their new Mozzerella Chicken Sandwich. It's like a regular chicken sandwich but topped with a balsamic caprese salad.

I miss /cock/. It filled a hole in me that I didn't realize needed filling.

>>8873834
>white
wat? Or are you stupid?

>>8872240
did someone say THICC AMERIFAT?

>>8871415
I'd vulcanize her whoopee stick in her ham wallet, if you know what I mean.

>>8873189
God, just look at all that personal pepper.

>>8872948
Is that tat real

>>8874220
FOXTROT

I WANNA BUY WENDYS EVERYDAY NOW

>new wendy images being uploded every few hours
wew

Do they still sell the Bacon Mushroom Melt?

>they'll never serve that Octoberfest burger from 2013 ever again in my area

>>8872178
Fuk
Extra thicc

>>8872240
If her ass is like >>8872178 let me at it.

>>8872710
Wendy was a small child when Wendy's was founded

>>8874712
i want to fucking kill myself knowing i'll never eat another one of these again, it was bar none the best thing they've ever offered on their menu

>>8874980
It was so fucking good too. I'd literally kill a child to get a taste of those buns again

>>8872318
>shad

>>8872738
>mfw I live in the city where Wendy's was founded
Could probably figure out where Wendy Thomas lives tbqh

>>8873074
now make the boobs bigger too

>>8872948
Why are leftists obsessed with penises?

>>8875060
y'know, if anime has taught me anything, there is a certain upper limit to how tall the sassy bossy charakter can be and how big their boobs can be before it just gets weird.

Something something small-dog-syndrome I suppose, but giving her huge jugs wouldn't make her any sexier. 5'6 and B cups is juuuuust right.

Although if you want that size-boner stroked maybe watch Akame ga Kill or Kill la Kill.

>>8875150
They miss the taste after getting out of jail.

Am the only one who saw this pic and imagined a redrawn remake of Seras Victorio shooting down the Graf Zeppelin in Hellsing? Only instead it's Wendy shooting down a giant burger blimp from McDonalds piloted by Ronald himself with two massive chainguns that shoot fries.

>>8875199
Victoria*

And here, larger version

>>8872240
Ew, gross wtf is wrong with the commercials Wendy's girl? Her neck just kinda goops right into her chin, no definition. She isn't even fat... reminds me of some inbred redneck.

>>8875209
Decidedly better """redhead""" here

>>8875211
I'll raise you a better, real one.

>Ding dong!
>Who is it?
>*BOMF*
That's how fast Pizza Hut can kick down your door and deliver piping hot pepperoni pies right to your living room. What are you going to do about it?

>>8872713
I've never been to a Wendy's that has chicken strips. I wonder what else I am missing.

WV fag here

>>8875314
I remember when they first introduced them around here about 15 years ago or so. Never once have I gotten them. I might give them a try since they got rid of my precious spicy nuggies.

>>8875314
The people here are all missing something, whether it be the ability to see their own penis, half their hair, teeth, their brains, road signs, the fact that a stream is not called a "crick," the fact that soda is not called "pop," the fact that shopping carts are not called "buggies," the skoal they just ran out of, or the sweet taste of mountain dew.
This place is shit. Are you a transplant too?

What is with the sudden influx of Wendy's memes? I know their Twitter was going off the wall, but wasn't that months ago?

>>8875214
Real? Sure. Better? Nah. Get your high school girlfriend out of here.

>>8871732
Has anyone ever pointed out how stupid you are or do you just live in delusion?

>>8875199
Go away you have bad taste. Which why no one ever responds to you.

>>8875245
god i wish pizza hut was good

>>8872324
But I am part of the LGBBQ

I've never been to Wendy's, what's something there that's good?

>>8875379
A dude asked how many retweets he would need for Wendy's to give him a year of free chicken nuggets. Wendy's said 18 million. He's at 3 million now. The whole situation spiked Wendy's twitter following. This attracted trolls talking shit about Wendy's via twitter. Wendy's social media gal responded to such tweets in a sassy fashion. Drawfags took it from there.

Their burgers are terrible.

That spicy chicken, though

The only thing that excites me about Wendy's are the lewd images ITT.

<3

>>8869881
Is that the female version of Obelix?

>>8876047
IDK, a Cheeseburger with fresh lettuce and tomato for under $1.50 is pretty good. Yeah, compared to a non fast food burger it is shit, but those cost much more.

>>8875314
I've never had them, but if they're as good as their spicy chicken nuggies, I'm ordering them every time I drop by

>>8869881
For me, it's the

>>8876100

literally a pale imitation

>>8873291
4chan is serious business

>>8873291
He was probably being ironic then

>>8870472
woah memes are mainstream now?

>>8873291
It's ok because they were being ironic

Kill all shills

sage

>>8872318
>shadman

>>8875209
>>8875211
>>8875214
>he's attracted to 3-dimensional women

>>8876042
>you lived long enough to see wendy's and jimmy john's literally erp over twitter

>>8876315
>>>/r9k/

>>8869881
yes
>>8872240
what does she think of smug anime wendy?

>>8876331
Drawfags are cooking up some JJ fucking Wendy porn as we speak, guarantee that.

i actually liked wendys when i ate it for the first time a few years ago. but since there arent a lot of them in my country i rarely eat wendys.

>>8872618

>>8872318
This is literally my dream girl.

>>8875314
Not on the menu in MI either.

Movie about Wendy's starring Jane Levy when?

>>8873057
enjoy having your babies starve. E cups and big get super saggy but a C-D are not tit cow sized

A-B is legit kill yourself tier

I ship jimmy johns with wendy's, I'll draw something later.

>>8876727
>A-B is legit kill yourself tier
Small chest with big hips/butt is the true pinnacle of appearance.

>>8876792

Post it here so I can jack off, my dude

>>8871339
Why the fuck are they all holding knives upside down
>>8869881
Fucking twitter shills, and people are dumb enough to buy it.

>>8872240

Looks like Wendy got high on her own supply

>>8876867
thats how you know its the good shit

>arbys caters to niche crowd on fb
>ford using anime and metal gear solid
>wendy's stepping up their twitter game

what the fuck is going on

>>8876913
Marketing scheme, hire a young memer to promote their stuff on FB or Twitter to get recognition

>>8876913
Technology marches irresistibly forward. Wendy's is making full use of social media platforms, even going so far as to cultivate a superior attitude that most other companies wouldn't dare attempt. I would love to see McDonald's or BK fire shots back, but their social media depts. aren't trained to do so; I also doubt the people themselves have any natural bantz quality like Wendy's people do. It's even questionable if McD executives and the higher-ups even know how to deal with this.

In the case of Ford, they've realized there's still an untapped market in the NEET crowd. We're probably going to see more of that in the future when everyone else wises up and starts ignoring our cultural bias in favor of more profit.

>>8876913
2016-2017 is the year big corporations discovered internet """"""culture"""""". Notice furries have been pandered to in popular media far more as of late. At last, all the viral marketing data is starting to show dividends.

We must secure... the existence...

>>8876670
Who is this semen demon

>>8874241
UNIFORM

>>8877131
Turkeybastergirl from dont breathe

>>8874980
>>8874982
You can order anything with a pretzel bun substitution for a small surcharge, something like 25-50 cents. At least at my local places.

>>8869881

>tfw Wendy has no stores in your country
>only a shitload of McDonalds, a bunch of Burger Kings and the occasional Subway

life is suffering

>>8872713
Mandatory disclosure in several states.

>>8877349
At least you have Subway...

>>8872948
it's funny because the evil alt right nazis are the only trump supporters who have turned on him for going against his campaign promises

really makes me ponder

>>8877358
WTF I love government now!

>>8877492
Yeah, he didn't turn out to be hitler enuff 4 u sweetheart.

>>8876887
I would be thic if I could get free frosties every day of my life

>>8872240
Is this any better?

>>8876737
>>8872617
These two are the best so far.
Second face, in the middle, of the second one I quoted is so fucking cute.

>>8875342
No, born and raised. I actually love this state.

>>8877963
Yeah, SereneandSilent is a really great artist. He drew Wendy fucking spectacularly. The thighs are god tier as well.

Ok wendys shills you win this round. What should i get from wendys?

>>8878049
A double patty Dave burger, 6 piece nuggets and medium fry.

>>8878058
That actually sounds really good might go with a single though

Today I will remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA

I want Wendy's nuggets, but only in the old school form in the pic like they had in the late 80s/early 90s. Also, the old sweet n sour sauce they had was God-tier.

>>8876727
Fat woman detected

Go find yourself a black man, they love the obese

>>8878122
I am a titfag not a woman

>>8878130
So you're black then? I support the blacks. They are not after what I'm after. More power to you, go enjoy your obese udder beasts.

>>8878135
all nogs are ass apes i am a spic

>>8878143
Yes, that's what I meant. Black.

>>8876727
>bigger gets worse

You have to eat all the baconators

>>8878572
>tfw limited time Baconator with melted cheese
WITH FUCKING PLEASURE

>>8876219
The one near me stopped serving the spicy nuggers.

They still got that sriracha sauce though which is miles better than most other chains' nuggie sauces.

>>8872572

Was it the five alarm burger, or something? I remember a burger like that from awhile back.

only their beef is fresh, their chicken is not fresh!!! and the their chicken anything is the ONLY good thing from wendys. dont eat any of their beef it taste like crap

i was addicted to their jalapeno fresco spicy chicken sandwich. i pissed my family off because it was all i ever wanted to eat

>>8878130
>implying the itty bitty titty committee isn't the best

>>8872240

>>8869881
I've had some Wendy's. They're good. Better than Mcdonalds, but not as good as In-n-out.

>>8879639
What cartoon

>>8879677
Anne of Green Gables

>>8879686
Thanks

>>8873983
>>8872773
Makes sense that the other joints would try to get in on mc Donalds marketing success on here.

Animizing Wendy was a natural but effective way to get in on it.
Hope you're all enjoying the thread, try not to think too much about Wendy's over the next few days. You're immune to that marketing stuff right?

>>8879954
How new are you exactly?

I don't know what caused this influx of Wendy's fan art, but in sure as hell not complaining

>>8875209
protip, this is from mouth breathing.

>>8877349
Are you HUEzilian ? The lack of nice trademarks here os quite a bother

>>8880184
Made my own after I discovered what it is. It's all Twitter bullshit really.

>>8881440
Oh and of course, went to Wendy's afterwards. 5 min. walk too.

>>8872318

Shadman updated her design. Thoughts?

>>8881440
Oh, that's cute, a lot less "sassy" than the others.

>>8881440
>>8881447
Blessed be.

>>8881450
I like the other Wendy's design better. I like lolis but the issue is that Sharman has a tendency of making his girls rather homely instead of going for a pure "cute" factor. Almost a caricature of a cartoon of a little girl.

>>8881450
>chromatic aberration

How many of you have actually fell for this capitalist trap? i want to fug the wendys girl

>>8881517
Capitalism is good (inb4 sobbing bernouts), and I greatly prefer this kind of marketing, where a company's PR representative basically e-mingles with their target audience in ways they like, rather then the intrusive and annoying as shit unskippable ads on video players where they basically rape me with advertising.

>>8881186
There's a Taco Bell opening up nearby, which is nice, but there was a Bob's there berofe. It's a pity because it was the only one around, and the only non-shit Bob's I've ever been to

>>8881440
>Round patty

>>8881517
All this has done is make me want to fug these depictions of Wendy.
It doesn't make me want to purchase anything they make.
So, unless they start manufacturing frilly vertical pale blue stripe panties I'm good.

>>8881517
>capitalist trap

Wendy with a feminine penis when

>>8882136

head over to /d/ mang

>>8882187
Oh shit good point I haven't checked for Wendy there yet.

>>8881450
I hate shadfaggot and I hate freckles and tooth gaps, his shitty art style triggers the fuck out of me

>>8877548
>sweetheart

Stop typing like a faggot. They turned on him for bombing Syria.

>>8872318
Fucking retard ruins everything he touch, fuck Shadman

>>8869881
No.

>>8881450

fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>8882136
>feminine penis

nigga what?

>>8876042
>what are you firing back?
>edible food

>>8881450
>shad

I WANT A WENDYS GF

>>8869881

>>8869881
>go to wendy's for the 4 for 4
>Nuggets, double stack, fries and drink
>feeling a bit adventurous so I go with the siracha sauce AND a spicy chicken wrap
>Start with the chicken wrap to warm the ole taste buds up
>Pretty hot but cleared out my sinuses (one wendy employee wondered if I had a cold! LOL)
>get to the thing that separates the men from the boys the siracha hot sauce time
>Do a dip of a nugget all the way, I mean it hit the bottom
>breath in a bit and bite
>WOWZA SEEIN STARS NOW! very hot
>grab some more soda, add the vanilla flavor on the cola so I can mellow out the spice
>do about 1 or 2 drinks per nugget, pretty fucking spicy
>manage to get through all of them barely
>saved the doublestack to mellow out my tastebuds
>had a good meal and feel pretty dangerous so I decide to use the siracha as a dipping sauce on my fries
>couldn't finish it but tried
>On the way out someone asked me if I was okay, just let them know that "I got the spice in my life fixed for a bit!"
>called and filled out the survey for the free burger and asked them to add a warning label on the siracha dipping sauce

>>8882087
I always like Wendys but couldn't be bothered to drive to one all the way in the city. But beating my dick to all these Wendy lewds made me crave some food, which in turn caused me to take the trip to Wendy's.

>>8882444
No you don't anon, you want what she represents: a sassy (not against you, of course) accessible childhood friend who will make you burgers and shitpost on twitter.

>>8882499
I don't even know what I want anymore... a friend perhaps.. a companion.. through this unfulfilling world to help eachother find comfort in our mutual distress

>>8882499
>a sassy (not against you, of course) accessible childhood friend who will make you burgers and shitpost on twitter
>you'll never have this
>ever

>>8879639
she got that somali forehead

>>8869881
Wendy a shit.

>>8869881
This shit even reached /o/ by now...

>>8879677
Leon: The Professional

>>8882526
It's a stupid ass Wendy's marketing technique no doubt. People are probably paid to make shitty Wendy's posts on 4chan and other social media sites.

>>8882537
Won´t work at me.
1. I am german, I´ve never seen a Wendys here.
2. I´m a vegetarian and I doubt they have good veggie burgers.
3. I don´t eat fast food often anyway.

>>8882537
It's meme on twitter dot com

>>8882537
>getting paid to post wendy on every board and masturbate to the new art of her
how the fuck can I land a job like this

>>8882547
Good. Wendy's is trash anyways and I love this opportunity to shit talk them.

>>8882558
You have to suck Wendy's bepis.

>>8882547
>I´m a vegetarian

>>8880184
It is just grass roots marketing. Honestly, if it ends up giving us more Wendy's rule 34 by fuchur, then I'm all for it.

>>8869881
>can't see wendy's sign without getting a boner
feels bat man

>>8883022

lols

I've never jacked off to a drawing before but this board has been VERY tempting these few months

>>8869881
yo

>>8869881
banana time

>>8869881
Did someone say YLYL?

>>8869881

>>8869881
Bananas for all.

>>8869881
YEE

>>8869881

>>8883324
.

>>8883324
wew

>>8869881
this good banana thread

>>8869881
I particularly find this one very very very amusing.

>>8869881
heh

What's the best grilled chicken sandwich at Wendy's?

>>8883470
the banana

>>8883477
I just had a banana. It was good, but it was not a good chicken sandwich.

>>8881450
10/10 will fap to

>>8883516
baenanae

>>8877131
Watch suburgatory.
Its one of those random shows like Scrubs and f.r.i.e.n.d.s that is on tv at lunchtime on workdays.
you know THOSE kind of shows
I saw it once and thought she was a QT and started watching it for her
its a good show

>>8883523
bananae

>>8876913
>metal gear solid Ford commercials
please dont remind me

>>8883581
Marketing shitheads man. They destroy everything they touch.

Redesigned Wendy's logo looks better than the old one.

>>8882858
>fuchur
He still makes stuff? He really slowed down after Untetalterbach.

>>8869881

>>8883693

>>8872240

>>8869881
It sucks that the only US chains that expand abroad are the more well-known ones such as KFC and Wendy's. I would love to try Bojangles', but I'm not going to the Eastern US anytime soon.

i fucking love wendy's

>there are alt righters whose first job WASN'T Wendy's

>>8871733
This is the most depressing post I've ever read on /ck/

>>8872178
Hell yeah bruther.

>>8881517
fuck off you commie piece of shit i'm here for qt smug redheads

>>8877156
CHARLIE

>>8872324
Prove it.

>>8882483
L E G E N D
E
G
E
N
D

>>8876792
This is so fucking cringe-y. Everyone probably thinks it's cute but it's really just two NEETs that lucked out and got "jobs" in social marketing and are basically ERPing with a G rating.

>>8884038
Well when you say it like that you can make any interaction seem weird or off-putting.

>>8872240
>>8874779
This. She was probably cute as a kid.

>>8872240
A lifetime of burgers is devastating to your girth, is this a surprise?

>>8883800
why? are you stupid or something?

>>8869904
no for manlets

>>8873043
Can I get this up-sized for an extra dollar?

>>8872308
>>8875443
No he's right /pol/ shitposters should go back to r/the_donald

>>8869881
>Wendy's and Chic-fil-a were my favorite fast food places
>Moved away from the city and the closest of either one is nearly an hour away
Living in butt fuck nowhere is suffering.

>>8872713
Yeah its becoming a lot more common. Years ago you would sometimes be able to find it on the backside of the paper they put on trays if you were lucky. Now they pretty much always have it on menus.

>>8883773
>shad

>>8869881

>>8883687
there's like 2 wendy images by him i think, but they are old

>>8885433
I want Wendy to sit on my face

What do I actually even get at Wendy's? How can they compete with the King's $1.49 nuggets?

>>8886897
Don't get anything, just meme at the window with greatest hits from the wendys twitter account SIC BANTZ for five minutes straight before flooring off

>>8885049
grow some vegetables in your yard and plan meals in advance, anon!

>>8877942
chris chan?

>>8869881
Yummy.

>>8881517
Fucking pinko.

>>8872324
I should try it out to spite you.

My lesbian friend says Wendy's is above average for fast food, I trust her judgment.

>>8882053
It's Homestyle chicken you blind fuck.

>>8886897
>Implying Burger King uses chicken to sell 10 pieces for that price

Damn you're dumb as hell.

>>8885433
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT sorry i had chili

>>8869881
I want Wendy's burger.

>>8885433
What do I order to get Wendy to sit on my Face?

>>8885433

now that's what I call a baconator!

>>8871351
Otp

>>8884014
KILO

How long until Wendy's capitalizes on this, and has animated commercials with smug Wendy?

>>8889218

The suits would never allow it. You can almost hear their assholes tightening up every time the Twitter account responds to a tweet about a competitor.

How many wendy's burgers I need to buy before they'll let me fuck Wendy?

>>8889513
all of them

>>8889543
This slut better be worth it.

>>8889513
You gotta get through me first

>>8869881
I live in Scotland, and all this sexualized art of their redheaded mascot really makes me want one of their burgers.

>>8876100
ewwww looks too much like an attractive version of Chelsea Clinton

Some of these drawings are making me feel a little funny. Is this how degenerate anime freaks are made? Fast food girls in short skirts and stockings?

>>8889926
Yes. I feel the same.

>>8882483
Depending on how much back up chilli meat there was that day, and how lazy the grill person is / if the manager wanted to "sell all meat", your double stack could have been cooked up to two hours earlier and left on a low heat flatgrill. Your chicken nuggets could have been left under a heatlamp for up to three hours, your fries for up to two, and your chicken in the wrap could have been cooked at 9am that morning.

This is coming from a newly employed Wendy's griller who is hating the job already.

She is def hotter than that donald clown. Mcdonald reminds me of drumpf. ugh. Very problematic

>>8883773
>Beter

Shad gets a lot of flak, and I think his loli stuff is unnecessarily edgy, but goddamn he has jokes. I love the humor

>>8876727
>dislikes dfc
i bet you eat at mcdonalds

I want a Wendy.

>>8890528
How is it edgy?

>>8890457
You've earned this reply, your bait was well executed.

>>8872948
>drinks cop cum
Antifa Cringe could not be more obvious

>>8885433
WEW

>>8875202
>>8875199
>be fast food joint
>code for Dota 2/LoL lootbox w/ every [thing they're known for] purchase!
>super rare special themed skin

Child obesity epidemic would skyrocket

>>8884038
It's a fun exchange, you turbogrinch. Jesus.

>>8890851
i'm sure fast food places would be all over this but it probably wouldn't work out so well for the game companies because they'd catch shit from parents who think game devs need to babysit their kids

>TFW the nearest Wendy's is a half-hour away and all you have fast food-wise is McDonalds and Domino's

>>8891160
>can't travel half an hour to get fucking fast food
Maybe you need a fatty scooter to carry you there

>>8891197