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Anonymous Sun Apr 16 16:58:24 2017 No.8820332 [Reply] [Original]

What does /ck/ usually eat while grunting one out on the toilet bowl?

For me, it's gotta be the sloppy joe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:00:18 2017 No.8820338 sometimes I'll unroll some toilet paper and put it in my mouth folded up so i have something to entertain myself while i "go"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:18:00 2017 No.8820386 File: 616 KB, 500x281, tumblr_n4jh31raXl1ql8dt2o1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820332 >not eating a taco on the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:33:43 2017 No.8820444 >>8820332 You keep a copy of "War and Peace" next to the toilet and read that while having a difficult shit. You do not eat at that time, you inglorious fatfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:39:31 2017 No.8820464 >>8820332 Do Americans really eat when they're on the toilet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:43:06 2017 No.8820474 File: 52 KB, 305x268, 1478486820706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820464 do you not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 17:45:02 2017 No.8820478 >>8820464 >obsession

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:04:46 2017 No.8820550 File: 78 KB, 503x809, dairy_queen_treats_blizzards_chocolate_extreme[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820332 this right here baby!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:08:14 2017 No.8820566 Whatever I'm eating when I have to take a shit. Last week I brought some lox & cream cheese on a bagel into the washroom when I had a sudden onset of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:12:03 2017 No.8820577 >>8820332 buffalo wings

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:13:01 2017 No.8820583 >>8820332 chicken wings are a great food to eat while dropping turds

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:18:48 2017 No.8820615 >>8820332 What kind of retard eats on the toilet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:22:27 2017 No.8820639 >>8820615 Hi new friend!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:23:31 2017 No.8820646 >>8820332 Black pudding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:23:51 2017 No.8820648 >>8820615 the kind of retard that like to maximize his time

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:24:02 2017 No.8820650 >>8820464 It's more of a Hungarian thing because we're always so hungry

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:26:25 2017 No.8820662 >>8820650 lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:29:10 2017 No.8820673 >>8820650 Top kek!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:33:25 2017 No.8820688 >>8820650 lol

Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:35:24 2017 No.8820697

Yesterday I baked some homemade caramel chocolate chip cookies. Right when the oven dinged, I had a huge disturbance in my gut and I knew what had to be done.

Took the cookies out, flipped a few onto a plate, got a glass of milk, and then headed into the throne room to shoot out some goop while I consume my delicious creation. Ended up almost eating the whole batch in the bathroom so I brought the gallon of milk in there too.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:51:31 2017 No.8820766 >>8820332 My vomit on bread looks more appetising than the shit in your pic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 18:54:53 2017 No.8820771 >>8820650 I get it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 19:59:07 2017 No.8820993 File: 12 KB, 250x247, 1454217055793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820650 Beautiful my good gentlesir

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 20:09:54 2017 No.8821041 >>8820650 Came here to post this lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:34:31 2017 No.8821310 bump

Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:37:13 2017 No.8821329
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>>8820332
Am I the only human that doesnt have a hard time shitting? I've always heard this but never experienced it. I dont think I've ever spent more than 10 minutes shitting. What the fuck is wrong with everybody?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:38:25 2017 No.8821337 >>8821329 >>>/co/mblr

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:51:44 2017 No.8821405 I never drink except when I shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:54:17 2017 No.8821413 >>8821395 I get completely naked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:56:18 2017 No.8821424 >>8821395 >>8821413 I unironically have shits that are so intense that I too have to disrobe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:57:46 2017 No.8821430 >>8821413 I don't have any problems taking a shit but I still get naked. Just feels weird taking a shit with any clothes on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:09:04 2017 No.8821475 >>8821430 How do you shit when not at home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:04:53 2017 No.8821798 File: 74 KB, 215x307, 2017-04-14_1-30-01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is toilet eating a thing, now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:07:58 2017 No.8821806 >>8821329 wait until you get old, kid

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