/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8813545

Probably 'go 'za famalam

>>8813545
Everything else is terrible in comparison. Too salty and greasy. Makes me tired for the rest of the day.

>>8813545
for me, it's the 'go 'za

dominos? dominyes.

pizza

>>8813545

For me, it's 'ew 'ork 'za

I like Norfolk Pizza

Like with a slice of crusty bread, some tomato chutney and some cheddar, any other bits are good too.

I don't like pizza.

>>8813557
the best tomato & cheese casserole

For me? Well I'd have to say that Domino's pizza are by far and away not only my personal pizza of choice but also the best possible choice for your next take out order. Whilst a weaker pizza provider such as Papa Johns may lead you to believe that "better ingredients" lead to "better pizza" Domino's understand that high quality service and showmanship can go a long way to help make your pizza experience the best it could possibly be.

Please consider the last time you stepped foot inside a Pizza Hut or Papa Johns, it simply cannot compare to what Domino's can offer you. I've become somewhat of a regular at my local Domino's Delivery Center as I have taken to calling it and as such I am always greeted with the brightest of smiles and the fastest of service from the loyal members of staff. At a different 'za house I may find myself waiting for twenty minutes to receive my hard earned meal however the kind folks at Domino's always ensure that my food is as ready to be enjoyed as I am to enjoy it.

You'll have to excuse me I have begun to ramble, I admit I often find myself doing so when talking about my favourite restaurants. Please, if this post has had any effect on you, consider Domino's for your next pizza purchase and prepare to see pizza in a whole new way. Thanks.

And don't forget to tip your delivery driver.

Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices.

>>8813545
Prince street pizza nyc

Double pepperoni
Double cheese
Mushrooms
Onions
Garlic dipping sauce

wa la

>>8813600
What the fuck are you even on about. It says it right there on the tagline mate: "Better ingredients. Better pizza". Do you think the marketing team behind that slogan would be paid to lie to the loyal customers of Papa Johns and, quite rightly, any others who may be looking to order something that isn't an overpriced greasy mess? Domino's is a faceless corporation whereas Papa John's' quality can be seen in Papa's choice to put his name on his brand - or are you going to tell me there's a Mr. Domino's sat in some dingy corporate office.

Think before you type, fucktard.

>>8813615
Are you fucking joking me right now. Better ingredients? Fucking right mate. They're literally worse than the pizza dough i wipe my arse with. If you don't fly out to Goldberg's Pizza on West and Third every time you want a slice, then you're clearly not a fucking 'za lover, and you might as well just kill yourself.

>>8813615

>John
>Implying this white guy can make Italian food.

>>8813615
I bet this "Papa" john didn't even father his kids. Cuck.

>>8813624
Why do you wipe your arse with pizza dough? That seems like a great way to get a yeast infection.

>>8813631
Meanwhile David Domino is having no strings attached sex with 10/10s on the daily

>>8813600
>>8813615
How can two men be so wrong? I didn't think people actually preferred that filth to the superior pizza establishment - Pizza Hut.

Can you walk in and have a sit down meal at Domino's? No?
Perhaps you can in Papa John's then? No again?
Well then.

At Pizza Hut they at least have enough faith in the quality of their pizza to be present whilst you eat it instead of running off before well adjusted customers such as myself have a chance to complain about the bland oversaturated mess that has been delivered to their door. Next time you walk past a Pizza Hut why don't you take a look inside, you know what you'll see? happy, smiling families enjoying nice, wholesome 'za's and having a good time. You won't get that anywhere else.

Delivery pizzas are terrible wherever you look - be it Domino's or Papa's or Chicago Town or DiGiorno.

>>8813633
Really good way to get those irritating clingers, if you catch my drift.

And, if you didn't catch it, I mean the little flakes of shit that stick to your ringpiece.

>>8813615
>who may be looking to order something that isn't an overpriced greasy mess?

...bit that's precisely what Papa John's is?

>>8813636
>Delivery pizzas are terrible wherever you look - be it Domino's or Papa's or Chicago Town or DiGiorno.
IT'S.
NOT.
DELIVERY.

>>8813636
I have never once seen a family in Pizza Hut that looked happy. More often than not, i've seen a father that looks like he's about to commit a triple murder suicide.
The decor and ambience doesn't help this, either. If I wanted to sit in a dingy fucking room and gorge myself with mediocre pizza, i'd go visit my mother in her nursing home. But, I don't, so I don't.

>>8813636
Implying Harry Hut even visits his own establishments, what kind of shitty boss can't grace his property with his presence once in a while. Harry Hut is a corporate greaseball.

Hey guys what did I miss?

I saw Papa John at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I heard that Papa John molested a child when he first opened his 'za place. He managed to get it covered up by paying off the local PD.
As a recovering alcoholic and molestee, i've kinda boycotted it, personally. Too many bad memories.


Also, it's shit pizza.

>>8813551
that's a big pizza

>>8813678
Thanks, it's a personal pizza. If you'd like, i could order you one. It'd be especially FOR YOU

>>8813658
Oldfag calling this out as pasta

Sorry to dominate you like this newfag, but there's a natural pecking order at play and you just so happen to be way beneath me in it.

>>8813684
What an incredibly embarrassing post.

>>8813652
Huh, my local pizza hut doesn't even have dine-in. I'll take it over Dominos any day

>>8813707
You got called out. Humiliated. Get over it. Move on. You aren't the first newfag to be dominated and you certainly won't be the last.

>>8813684
>>8813733
Okay John, take it easy buddy

>>8813545
Fucking none of those, but if I had to choose one of the major shit chains, I would go with Little Caesar's, because it's the cheapest and they all taste the same anyway. However, I've never been in a town that didn't have local pizza places that were better than the Big 4. Even regional/local chains are better than that garbage.

I love anchovies. I don't see how someone could love pepperoni pizza and hate anchovies. They're both salty as fuck, but the latter is actually healthier.

little caesers deep dish is by far the best, i almost got sick of pizza from eatin too many gross ass pizza hut pies, then they built a little caesers and i eat like 3 lunch combo deep dishes a week and 2 or 3 full size deep dish pepperiouinois a week and i can't image i'll get tired of it any time soon, god i could go for one now, jesus christ taht pizza is so good im not even trying to be funny or anything everyone says it sucks but it's SO GOOD

>>8813754
I get Domino's every Friday but it's not my favorite pizza, just the best tasting of the cheap and convenient brands

>>8813545
not from a chain. I'm live north east; there are plenty of good individual pizza shoppes here

As far as shitty chains go, little ceasers is the best by far if you have them make it fresh. All 3 of those in your pic are garbage with their signature flavoring chemical on everything to make you eat more. Little ceasers at least has sauce that isn't pure corn syrup and uses good cheese.

I really like brick oven style pesto pizza though if it's from a good place.

For me, it's the p'apple 'za

dominoes crust game is simply top tier

they are my go to 'za

>Dominos is my favorite
>New manager takes over
>Pizzas are regularly missing toppings
>"Sorry, we're all out. Want me to just send you another one?"
How about calling me before sending me less toppings than I paid for?

I am upset and sad. I just want some takeout.

>>8813997
The only good thing about most chains is that if they fuck up especially consistently or egregiously you can report them to corporate for free shit

>>8813997
every fucking time I order pizza they forget to bring my drink or dipping sauce for breadsticks or some shit. I've literally never had a place successfully deliver a drink to my house I've tried several different places. it's annoying as fuck

>>8813545
The one which forces you to look at pure glasses of water.

>>8814111
Stop trying to make this into a meme. It's not even remotely funny.

>>8814111

Are you getting paid to post this over and over or are you just bored?

>>8814111
>americans drink so little water that having a full glass is worthy of posting online

>>8813545
Little Ceasers

>>8813874
This, you might have to go through a several crappy-or-mediocre joints to find the one that does it just right, but when you do it's fucking heavenly.

>>8813545
spinach and feta and feta

For me, it's Hungry Howie's.

>>8813733
now mount him to exert your dominance!

My own pizza.

For me it's the Lou

>>8813636
>Frank Carney, co-founder of pizza hut
>Sold Pizza Hut to PepsiCo
>Owns 133 Papa Johns Franchises

Looks like he made the right choice.

>>8816006

>>8816022

>>8816024

>>8816006
Lou Malnati's is fucking trash desu. The crust layer is ALWAYS soggy

source: lived in Deerfield until I was 18

>>8816027
Not from my experience

source: live in wheeling right now

>>8813545
Dominis.

Easy.

>>8814094
Blake?

>>8813545
There's a local NYC style place nearby that makes a great pepperoni pie. Second place is the Detroit style at Jets.

>>8814207
>Those curled up tiny pepperoni's.

Why did I move to Chicago?

>>8816057
Also, the key to edible pizza from a chain like Jet's is to get light sauce.

>>8816054
I'm blake but not that poster

What do you want

R8 my 'za, m80's.

Dominos, only because i know a little trick to getting it free at anytime and no i will not tell you how

>>8816200
>things that totally happen

>>8816208
uk dominos accept paypal, thats all im saying

>>8813545
My local 'za 2bh.

>>8816366
thats a fucking nice pizza, wheres it from?

>>8816366

that actually looks really good.

>>8816494
Place called Pizza 900. Near Irvine, California.

>>8816494
gotta agree with this guy, fuckin nice pizza. That crust looks amazing

>>8813636
That is a comfy looking Pizza Hut

Puppy John has the best pizza out of the three, but Pizza Hut has a lot of memey crust options, sauces, and toppings that I wish they offered.

>>8814111
what the fuck is that webm

>>8816500
Would definitely recommend it to anyone passing through the areas. The owners are amazing people, too. Very friendly.

>>8814111
How do I know it's not russians drinking vodka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MD4BPAp4jo

spiced pork , green olives, feta cheese and red onion, white cheese sauce.

>>8816996
strangely fascinating

Papa John's has been the only place so far around here that has decent anchovies

>>8814094
>forgetting your drink

>>8816977
russians drink vodka either in shots or straight from the bottle

>>8817045
How else would you drink it? Like a sorority gril with coke?

>>8813588
>ork 'za

>>8817085
certainly not from a normal glass

>>8813666
satan doesn't lie

Little Caesar's bacon-wrapped deep dish

>pepperoni
>sausage
>extra cheese
>extra sauce
>well done

My fav

>>8817118
Oh fuck I had this once and it was bomb.com. Far better than anything else from LC. Waiting for them to bring it back

No meme's here, I really do like pineapple on pizza.

I also add beef, pork and chicken to my custom pizza hut pizza's.

>>8813655
their pizza is shit but their pasta and sandwiches are orgasmic
too bad there isnt even a single location in my shit state

>>8813600
>>8813615
>>8813636
Is this a copypasta battle or are you guys just this retarded?

>>8816296
still dont know how

>>8816996
... I recognize that sex pervert.

>>8817044
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza
>for you AND me

>>8818028
>>8816996
I knew I recognized that sex pervert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGudZqzCAfE

>>8813545
Some really good neapolitan pizza. I'm fine with toppings but I like simple food that you can appreciate more when you concentrate on it.

>>8813545
mac and mankos at the boardwalk is great but i swear you have to eat it there while its hot. its the best

>>8813733
You must be a trip goddess.
I bet you could destroy him here on the chan.

>>8818424
tonetta has some really solid music

shame his label screwed him over

>>8816200
Bullshit.

If i'm trying to make something pizza-esque with regular bread, how do i prevent the bread from going soggy from the sauce

should i brush it in oil and lightly bake it prior to adding sauce/toppings?

>>8819079
>buy paypal account from alphabay, costs £1.60
>load up dominos app on phone with pay as you go sim, use mobile internet
???????
profit

just because you dont know how to do things doesnt make it bullshit you pleb

>>8817099
checked

>>8816498

I'm more bothered by the raw mushrooms

>>8819698

and I guess you order it to the bus stop or something?

>Pizza place by the super market, right at the end of main entry road
>Big sign that says, "PIZZA"
>The P and I are broken and don't illuminate

/ck/'s memes have to stop.

>>8819729
nah straight to my flat, i live in a big city and have been doing this for the past year, probably around 50 times, not been blacklisted nor any police visits, its quite common in the uk and dominos dont seem to give a shit.

costco desu

>>8813545
Joe's Brooklyn in Rochester NY. Had it last time. I visited my folks and it blew my mind.

>>8814111

>hungover

>>8813615
this guy knows whats up
papa bless

>>8813684
how many layers of irony is this?

>>8816006
only correct answer. well done boyo

>>8813545
Flying Pie.

Only problem is it is in Oregon and I am not.

>>8813636
Domino's in my home town has a sit down section. Try harder please.

>>8821771
My nigga. It's in Idaho too, btw.

>>8821771
More like flyover pie.

>>8817372
seems bretty gud fampai.
gonna have to try that sometime

>>8817089
>he doesn't know
Tы дaжe нe пpeдcтaвляeшь

>>8822516
rural and suburban retards, am I right?

>>8821980
>>8821771
There's one right by my house but they charge like fucking $25