/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8812910
I'm American and we basically invented sandwiches so yes

>'merica
>We aren't called burgerland for nothing

>>8812910
1. Britain
2. Yes

>>8812921
Even the Japanese make fun of English sandwiches.

>>8812912
1. Hamburgers are German
2. A burger is not a sandwich. Before you say that it is, English is our (Brits') language, and we do not call burgers sandwiches, so get used to it or start speaking Spanish or some shit you yank cunt

>>8812930
>burgers are german
TOP FUCKING KEK M8

Next you're going to be telling me that pizza is Italian. Fuck off.

>>8812929
I don't know what you mean by this

Why don't you show me some evidence for your claim, or level a specific allegation

Otherwise you're not saying anything

>>8812934
I'm glad you acknowledge the stupidity of Americans. They really are that stupid though.

>>8812911
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> Anonymous 04/14/17(Fri)20:56:02 No.8812921▶>>8812929
>File: cheese-and-pickle-sandwich.jpg (212 KB, 1400x600)
>>>8812910 (OP)
>we basically invented sandwiches.

American exceptionalism/ignorance make me laugh every day I go on the internet.

>>8812935
You're sandwhich a shit
t. Japan man

>>8812930
It's meat, cheese, toppings, and condiments between two pieces of bread. If that's not a sandwich then fucking nothing is.

American is our language, and burgers are sandwiches, so get used to it before we drop a MOAB on you.

>>8812910
>Poland
the zapiekanka is probably the only national sandwich (grilled cheese over sautéed mushrooms, sometimes other ingredients as well. always pretty long, always topped with ketchup or mustard. used to be the primary streetfood around in communist times, slightly less popular now)

>>8812938
We literally invented ignorance dumbass, you should be thanking us every day.

>>8812949
>If that's not a sandwich then fucking nothing is.
Nope, you don't know the meaning of the word sandwich.

A sandwich has to be between two pieces of sliced bread, or it's not a sandwich.

It's a bread roll then it's not a sandwich either. It's a roll. A cheese & pickle roll, for instance.

Sandwiches must be between sliced bread.

American isn't a language. English is a language, and you're speaking it.

May I remind you that sandwiches are our invention. The Earl of Sandwich invented them. And he used two slices of bread.

We have determined what sandwiches are because it's our fucking language.

Get used to it.

>>8813042
>it's our fucking language
Not anymore it's not. American English baby.

>>8812910
Switzerland isn't that bad at making sandwiches tho

>>8813047
>American English
>English
American English is a variant of English.

English is the name of the language.

The language you speak is called English.

>>8812929
>Even the Japanese make fun of English sandwiches.
I doubt it considering we invented the name and made it a staple.

>>8812978
Mushrooms are disgusting. Also that isn't a sandwich because a sandwich needs to be between two pieces of sliced bread.

>>8812929
>Even the Japanese

Oh not. Not the Japanese. How will we ever cope without the approval of the Japanese. Oh woe is us etc.

>>8813054
Yeah, but the English have no say in how we use it. Americans decide the meaning of words in American English. What you say is irrelevant.

In America, hamburgers are sandwiches. Deal with it.

Italian
Panini master race

American
No

>>8813068
In the English language, which you're using, burgers are not sandwiches. Deal with it.

And HAMBURG-ers are German. Deal with it.

Denmark.
Yes. Also sandwich aptitude isn't based on country even remotely, nor is any other cookery. Hard working or talented chefs will be good, bad chefs will suck

>>8813079
In American English, which I'm using, burgers are sandwiches. Deal with it.

We won our independence and if we call burgers sandwiches, then burgers are sandwiches.

>>8813079
>>8813079
You can have your british english and we will keep our american english. We will dominate popular culture and you can have your island!

>>8813079
No bierock, Hamburg steak, and frikadellen are German. The using of a beef patty slapped on bread with condiments, cheese and toppings is strictly American. Hamburgers are American, only the name is German. There is no traditional hamburg dish anything like the hamburger. Now kill yourself you dirty Muslim.

Italian citizen but mum's a Swissizen.

Both are good for simple sandwiches. Simple sandwiches are all I like. The more complex and cumbersome, the less I enjoy it.
So, if you're okay with simple, both CH and IT are good. If not, you'll hate'em.
Though south Italy also has panuozzo, which are complex sandwiches, but they're delicious still.

>>8812930
IINM, hamburg steak is German but hamburger sandwiches are American.

>>8813048
We can't into complex sandwiches like the Scandies and Americans make. For many people, that means they're not very good, but I disagree. I like a simple ham sandwich with mayonnaise. When the bread and ham are as top-tier as they are in CH, you don't even need cheese.

>>8813084
>We won our independence
Worst mistake you guys ever made.
Now (((they))) run your lives.

>>8813084
>>8813088
What you're saying is factually false. A burger is manifestly NOT A SANDWICH. A BURGER AND A SANDWICH ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS.

You are using these words incorrectly. I suggest you invent a new word that encompasses both of these SEPARATE concepts if that's what you desire.

>The term sandwich... refers only to an item which uses sliced bread from a loaf.[citation needed] An item with similar fillings, but using an entire bread roll cut horizontally in half, is always referred to as a roll.
>Any hot item based on a bread roll is referred to as a burger, never as a sandwich. However, hot sliced (not ground) beef between two slices of toasted bread is referred to as a steak sandwich: it is the sliced loaf bread that distinguishes the steak sandwich from a burger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

Pic related is sandwich bread and ONLY THIS KIND OF BREAD IS USED IN A SANDWICH. If you are using a roll, THEN IT'S NOT A SANDWICH.

GET USED TO IT.

>>8813042
>A sandwich has to be between two pieces of sliced bread, or it's not a sandwich.
>A sub isn't a sandwich
>open-faced sandwiches aren't sandwiches
>a sandwich has to be between two pieces of bread, ad infinitum

keep those slices comin', boys

>>8813111
>>8813112
>burgers are american

Sorry Tyrone and LaMarcus, but you're FACTUALLY INCORRECT.

Sorry to burst your bubble!

>>8813117
>[citation needed]

lowqualitybait.jpg

>>8813124
>A sub isn't a sandwich
You're right it's not. It's a sub.

>open-faced sandwiches aren't sandwiches
You're right it's not. It's something on toast or something on bread.

>a sandwich has to be between two pieces of bread, ad infinitum
Between two slices of a loaf of bread, yes.

Remind me who invented the sandwich? Oh yes, it was the Earl of Sandwich, who was BRITISH.

OUR USAGE IS CORRECT. YOU ARE NOT USING THE WORD CORRECTLY.

>>8813132
It's not bait, I forgot to take that bit out.

Look at the link, what I quoted exists on that page.

>>8813065
>Mushrooms are disgusting
confirmed pleb who's only had mass-produced button mushrooms, probably frozen too
also confirmed retard for not knowing what an open-faced sandwich is
what would you even call that if not a sandwich, "bread-and-cheese-and-also-mushrooms"?

>>8813131
Only the beef patty is German. All origin stories of the actual hamburger are American based. But what should I expect from a dirty middle easterner. Are hamburgers even halal?

>>8813152
Mushrooms are disgusting.

I'd call it a half baguette topped with mushrooms and cheese.

Or I'd call it Zapiekanka since that's its name.

>>8813170
>White Castle traces the origin of the hamburger to Hamburg, Germany with its invention by Otto Kuase.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger

Sorry Trayvon, you're wrong. :^)

>>8813184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich

>>8813216
>Open sandwiches are rare outside of Scandinavian delicatessens. Instead, there is "on toast" (e.g., cheese on toast). However, this is not considered a sandwich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich

Faggot.

>>8813184
Historian Frank X. Tolbert, noted that Athens resident Clint Murchison said his grandfather dated the hamburger to the 1880s with 'Old Dave' a.k.a. Fletcher Davis.[18]A photo of "Old Dave's Hamburger Stand" from 1904 was sent to Tolbert as evidence of the claim.[18]

>>8813406
>An American claims that an American invented it with supporting evidence provided by an American

Solid proof.

>Finland
Eh, sour rye bread with smoked salmon, pickles and egg butter is pretty great. That's all I can really think of.

Went to Poland a while ago, every sandwich I had there was great.

>>8813438
kek

>>8813438
Just like how your source is a fast food chain. Good job moron.

>brit talking about sandwiches

*tips toast sandwich*

>>8813505
The ancient romans ate beef patties in between sliced bread cakes. Isicia Omentata. Your shithole country didn't even exist then, Cleetus.

>>8813475
>That's all I can really think of.
Mämmi/memma.

US of A
Burgers are overrated, although they are certainly American. Tuna fish master race. Nothing beats tuna, mayonnaise, stone ground mustard, dill, lemon juice, and pepper between dark rye with lettuce and tomatoe.

>>8813699
Scratch that lettuce part. Spinach or arugula. Bread obviously toasted.

>>8813071
Fuck, even our highway rest stops have amazing sandwiches.

>>8812910
>Murica
>yes

United States
I'm sure one of the 320 million burgerlanders could make a decent sandwich.

>>8813583
Neither did yours Mohammed.

>>8813137
>a sandwish has to be between two pieces of bread
>take a sandwich, put it between two slices of bread.

Recursive much? You just admitted a sandwich is defined by the fillings. The stuff between the bread is the sandwich.

>>8812910
Belgium, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

>>8813140
>It's not bait, I forgot to take that bit out.
>[citation needed]

But it refutes your point, why gloss over it? Requiring sandwiches only use sliced bread is arbitrary.

>>8813063
You also invented dfivegrass and you suck at that too.

>>8813048
We put mayo in all the wrong places
>>8813112
>ham sandwich with mayonnaise
See?

>>8813083
It's a reference you dip.

In H2G2 Arthur Dent goes on about how Brits can't make a good sandwich. When he gets stranded on another planet he dedicates his life to sandwich making and becomes a sandwich master.

>>8814166
>we put mayo in all the wrong places

promise?

;D

>>8813117
Literally only Brits go by that definition. And sliced bread makes for the worst sandwiches.
As usual when Brits invent something, the rest of the world improves it.

> live in switzerland
> sandwiches everywhere
> move to germany
> we have a dry piece of bread with butter and buttercheese

>>8813808
>bread roll
>not a sandwich

>>8815127
That better for you Nigel?

>>8815672
looks dryer than a nuns fanny mate

>>8812911

Kek

>>8812910

1. Netherlands
2. I'm inclined to say yes, as our national cuisine is such utter dogshit the only way to get something palatable in you would be by ways of bread.

Buglaria

If this counts as a sandiwch, then yes i guess,

>>8812911
How does it feel knowing the sandwich is older than your entire country?

>confederate states of america
we got the muffaletta and the poboy

1. America
2. Yes

>>8815689
I'd be concerned if a nun's ass wasn't dry.

>>8815791
We also boast all relevant styles of barbecue, which is frequently served in sandwich form.

Kansas City fags and their shit ribs BTFO.

>>8815791
>muffaletta

Mah niggah!

1. Chile
2. Sí

if a hamburger isn't a sandwich because it's between two buns, then why is the McChicken widely regarded as the best fast food sandwich despite being between two buns

checkmate atheists

>>8815810
In Buttertoothspeak, 'fanny' means 'vagina.'
In Amerifatspeak, it means 'arse/ass.'
trufax

>>8815828

>French-Canada
>Yes

>>8815828
a burger is a special case. It transcends the sandwich

>>8813112
this is reasonable and i respect it. thank you.

>>8815791
>>8815804

>>8813042
>What are dialects

>>8815828
Because a hamburger is a sandwich?
What fucking retard told you otherwise?

>>8813054
And you speak British English. Your dumb queen didn't invent English.

>>8814176
It really isn't a reference though. Culture has minimal bearing on sandwich makery on a professional level

>>8815804
that looks bad tho, too much meat. gives the rest of the sandwich no time to shine.

This

>>8813689
Not a sandwich.

>>8812910
>Sweden
>we made it an art form

>>8812921
>1. Britain

I'm from England, and yes we make good sandwiches.

>>8818984
Hit and miss.
Supermarket sandwiches are shit.
Most sandwiches made by mums or nans are shit.
Only good sandwich is from deli that charges way too much or ones you make yourself.

bbc

Franklin Giant Grinder, Hartford, Connecticut.

>>8819019

Wethersfield Pizza House, Wethersfield, Connecticut.

>>8819020

Carbone's Market, Torrington, Connecticut.

>>8819023

Cavallo's Deli, Waterbury, Connecticut.

>>8819019
>>8819020
>>8819023
>>8819035
Any chance of some OC?

>>8819019
>>8819020
>>8819023
>>8819035
They all look shit

Austria
yes

>>8819152
What the fuck even is that

>>8819159
a Leberkässemmel

>>8818986
Sorry you had a shit family, and that you live off ready made food from supermarkets

>>8819152
>>8819163
mah habara!
käsleberkäs für mich bitte

>>8812910
My name is Sam, but my wifey calls me Sammy.

She loves my sandwhiches and calls them Sammy Sammiches lololololol

>>8812910
France
I would say yes, with the basic but classic Jambon-beurre still being, although by a lower margin than before, the most consumed sandwich here.

>>8818975
That shit looks disgusting

>>8812910
>Brazil
>Most of the time, yes

>>8818694
What you lot call 'chips' originated in Belgium or France, where they are called 'frites' - plural form of the French word 'frite', meaning fried.

canada
yes

Canada
Y E S

>Texas
>Yes

>>8812921
>>8812929
why? maybe the bread in the pic is no good, but cheese an dpickle go well together

>>8819174
Thanks anon.

>>8812929
yes, japan with their cake-like bread and potato salad sandwhiches...

>>8819019
>>8819020
>>8819023
You disgusting greedy fat smelly cunt.

Why are you so gluttonous? Have you no other way to find any pleasure than overfilling your dribbling cakehole?

Not meaning to offend – just intrigued.

>>8812910
>Hungary
>yes (although they seldom do)

>>8812929

;(

>>8813131
>wikipedia calling hamburgers sandwiches

American-centric websites need to GO

>>8813054
Not my fault you guys speak the Queen's Arabic and can't advance your language beyond its shitty roots

Canada.
Poutine Sandwich.

>>8813137
A submarine sandwich you retarded britbonger

>>8820281
Alright, I'm usually pretty forgiving, but come on leafs, the bread isn't supposed to be surrounded by the filling. I don't mind if it's open faced, but that's just a horrible gang bang of a dish. Go back to your tree sap and gravy fries, you're good at those

>>8821572

Yea, eal angelcynn gena spræc līk ðis

1 spain
2 "lets put olive oil into everything" so no

>>8812910
Denmark

Rib sandwich
So. hell yeah.

>>8819143
Why?

>Canada
Yeah we are
Montreal steak sandwich mmmm

>>8813042
>slice any bread in half
Wow sliced bread

>>8821580
Oh ew
Far too many carbs

>>8813137
Queer also used to mean weird but now it means LGBT

Language evolves, chill the fuck out

>>8812921
Branson master race

1. Germany
2. No

Addendum: If you think a burger is a sandwich you are a retard and should shoot yourself in the face.

>>8818975
i love it
i don't know how to eat it without getting my hands dirty. but i love it.

NOT a sandwich

>>8820285
>....the breeeeeeeeeeeeeead is bigger in Texas

>>8813137
>Remind me who invented the sandwich? Oh yes, it was the Earl of Sandwich
Reminder that this is pop history bullshit.

>>8821634
It is a horrible gang bang and that's the magic of it. A lot of the time it's served covered in fries which are also drowning in gravy.

>>8813042
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+sandwich&rlz=1C1WZPD_enUS492US492&oq=define+sandwich&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.8144j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
its between any bread, please take your pride out of the argument and lets continue

>>8813131
lol that first sentence on the wiki page
>A hamburger or burger is a sandwich

>>8816979
kek

>>8820285
nice flag

>>8813042
Have you not heard of a submarine sandwich?

West Street Deli, Ames, Iowa.