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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:39:02 2017 No.8810169 [Reply] [Original]

I'm tired of living

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:40:25 2017 No.8810174 no don't do it anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:41:03 2017 No.8810177 cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:41:08 2017 No.8810178 By those powers combined, it is, Captain, SODIUM!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:41:34 2017 No.8810180 >>8810169 Just drain out the broth, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:41:58 2017 No.8810182 >>8810169 You got a nice bowl. Is it earthenware?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:42:14 2017 No.8810183 ccccuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:44:15 2017 No.8810192 >>8810169 Eating shit depletes you of nutrients. This can also cause depression. Try vitamin B rich foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:45:47 2017 No.8810196 File: 57 KB, 500x625, (You).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810192

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:47:29 2017 No.8810203 At least add tuna and italian dressing instead of those sodium bombs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:49:45 2017 No.8810217 File: 2.59 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-04-13-19-47-46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810203 It's too late Sergei

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:50:47 2017 No.8810223 >>8810217 do americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:52:51 2017 No.8810234 File: 2.67 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-04-13-19-52-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810217 Goodbye cruel world

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:58:31 2017 No.8810258 >>8810196 did you just assume my gender? neck yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:59:45 2017 No.8810267 >>8810223 The answer is always:Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:01:31 2017 No.8810275 >>8810234 Can i have your leftover forks when you die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:03:00 2017 No.8810281 >>8810275 found the gibsmedat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:06:32 2017 No.8810295 >boil two cakes >add two flavor packets >let it sit for ten minutes >pour through colander to remove all the broth Is it weird that I do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:08:04 2017 No.8810301 File: 86 KB, 579x717, fuggenpizzafug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810234 STOP OP. Just think of all the funposts you've yet to solve image captchas for!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:10:17 2017 No.8810310 >>8810234 OP WAIT. PLEASE. ILL MEET YOU OR SOME SHIT. IM A GROSS DUDE BUT DONT DO IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:30:01 2017 No.8810350 >>8810234 op r u ok?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:34:51 2017 No.8810361 >>8810234 /tread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:43:32 2017 No.8810383 File: 35 KB, 500x583, 1450074954616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna genuinely miss this anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:43:53 2017 No.8810386 File: 43 KB, 195x186, 1418787226159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810234 are you still here with us

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:45:22 2017 No.8810388 >>8810234 anon ill do anything dont off yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:45:26 2017 No.8810390 put a few tins of tuna in it as well for maximum mercury poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:49:38 2017 No.8810404 >>8810196 I hope you aren't op and followed my kind suggestion here >>8810258 I'd have a slight moral issue then. Then again bastards, assholes and roaches usually survive. You aren't Op.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:52:54 2017 No.8810414 >>8810404 its not worth it. calm down and move on. have a good one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:56:44 2017 No.8810423 >>8810169 >Uses disposable forks at home >Lives in Texas I'm glad you're ready to become an hero, we don't need any more people like you consuming resources that could be used for more competent people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:59:31 2017 No.8810428 >>8810178 *powders

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:47:30 2017 No.8810595 >>8810234 hey anon you there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:49:52 2017 No.8810605 Why the fuck are you using disposable forks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:56:01 2017 No.8810624 >>8810295 nah, this is the best way to eat them. no one needs all that salt in the broth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:03:13 2017 No.8811361 >>8810169 Should have kept some water and used only 2 packets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:08:37 2017 No.8811370 >>8810234 R I P I'll never eat an instant noodle again to honor your memory

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:18:55 2017 No.8811380 File: 28 KB, 480x360, ghrtyyyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810234 2500 calories 8g sodium

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:34:04 2017 No.8811391 Hey hes not really gonna die from eating all that right haha, im sure you need a lot more sodium than that right??

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:57:50 2017 No.8811416 >>8810169 Can I have your dishes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 06:02:31 2017 No.8811418 File: 17 KB, 779x201, amazon prime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810169 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRTwKflrxkQCrP1ZbbKpdP8xoQu2AXT74

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 06:22:25 2017 No.8811445 >>8811391 His hair will definitely die i'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 06:40:04 2017 No.8811469 File: 42 KB, 657x527, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810234 No way you finish more than half of that R-right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 07:53:14 2017 No.8811575 >>8811391 http://theweek.com/articles/463400/yes-drinking-quart-soy-sauce-probably-kill

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 08:08:49 2017 No.8811602 File: 10 KB, 320x320, AHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8810234 >>8811380 >8g sodium

>>	Eesti Fri Apr 14 12:15:01 2017 No.8812202 File: 126 KB, 287x343, 53b29ad5-ac48-482b-b09f-ce1ff5867768..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anon.. are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:32:20 2017 No.8813078 File: 14 KB, 193x243, ohfug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did OP died?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:34:13 2017 No.8813082 >>8810217 >rudys cup >heb forks be my friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:40:17 2017 No.8813098 >>8811391 Salt's LD50 is 3g/kg, so unless he's actually a pomeranian he'll probably be fine. Well, not FINE, but he wont die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:42:02 2017 No.8813105 >>8813098 You start vomiting way before you can get there if ingesting orally. Op should shove that shit up his arse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:44:17 2017 No.8813114 hes dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:46:48 2017 No.8813129 >>8810169 rice crispies and condoms again huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:55:14 2017 No.8813156 I just read >>8813129 and >>8813105 in quick succession and now cant get the image of someone jamming Rice Krispies squares in condoms up their ass, like they're smuggling rice krispies into south america or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 16:57:46 2017 No.8813161 >>8810169 What really gets me is that you used 4 different flavors when theirs five packets, really dropped the ball where it mattered