/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8802542
>not going for the classic white

>>8802542
Looks cute. I'm sure any decent bakery would be willing to make something to your specifications.

I'm not a huge fan of the usual white cake + butter cream thing. I don't know what I would get, probably something European, so guests get to try something new hopefully. It's a special day, don't want everyone to have the same copy/paste experience.

I'm a pro baker. That's called a "naked" cake. It's super trendy à la Milk Bar in Brooklyn. I'd do it, of course, but I'd know that your fiancée is a trendy pinterest drone. But whatever.

Make sure to get a quote BEFORE you tell them it's for a wedding.

The wedding tax is real.

>>8802542
Get a new fiancée

Smith Island

>>8802741
>>8802705
I think she's primarily going for a strawberry shortcake type thing

>>8802812
lol strawberry shortcake at a wedding... you literally asked about "exposed cakes." sorry we redpilled you on your money-sink of a fiancée. good luck getting your credit cards paid off :)

>>8802852
Well what would you get then

>>8802864
A new fiancee, clearly.

>>8802864
A classic cake that won't look dated in a year. Naked cakes are already kind of dated 2bh

>>8802864
See>>8802873

Humm idk maybe a fucking wedding cake? Are you wearing costumes too and having it at an arcade with your tumbler friend with a curly mustache officiating? What she sexually molested as a kid, is that why she's approaching picking a wedding cake like it's her 9th birthday?

>>8802864
But basically something multi-tiered covered in swiss buttercream that's not made with any shortening. No fondant.

>>8802881
Okay but like what? I don't really know all that much and am seeking other opinions

OP, if you pay a baker money they will make you a cake. Period.

I don't like cake so i'd rather just have like 4 stacked tiers of brownies

>>8802895
I also wrote 8802893.

Find a local baker and taste some stuff.

>>8802898
Cake is for your guests. just put some brownies under your seat with your tendies so you don't have to try anything new.

u should get an ice cream wedding cake at Dairy Queen

>>8802916
Good idea. I'll get her a bouquet of dilly bars too

>>8802891
>no fun allowed

OP you aren't gonna let some guys on a Malaysian movie making board convince you to decide against trying to make your wedding day as special for you and your bride as possible right? It's a wedding, if you can afford it, do what's going to be fun and memorable for you two. If you've got the cash a baker will make it that way.

>>8802542
What a waste of money, go with a hot apple pie so when she smears it on your face you realize what a mistake you just made. Your life is officially done once you sign over your nutsack to that harpy. Remember this post in 5 years

>>8802852
>muh traditional marriage

OPs wedding sounds way more fun than your stuffy and awkward attempt to one up the extended family you don't even like.

Try a WWII cake, friend.

>>8803079
>Happy Birthday Leland

>>8803029
lol I eloped because I'm not retarded. traditional marriage, not a traditional pleb wedding.

>>8802542
>Do most bakers offer exposed cakes like this?
By request, yes.

>Also, what kind of wedding cake would you like to have at a wedding?
She's pickier than I am, so I don't care.

Is it possible to have an angel food cake wedding cake

>>8802913
Damn. That made me kek, I never kek.

>>8803109
So hold the ceremony on Leland's birthday, what's the problem?

>>8802824

>>8803079
>Enola Gay

Nips should feel embarrassed they got nuked by such a homo B2