/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm drinking canned beer right now, what do you guys usually drink?

>>8801721
cheapest vodker available

>>8801721

7% beer, like 4 liters a day
It's cheaper than buying vodka and still gets me buzzed or drunk if I chug it fast

How do I get into high proof grain alcohol?

>>8801730
Same thing for me. Sometimes I'll have some bourbon or scotch but I just like the feel of a beer. Even if it's just canned crap.

>>8801738

My country has these 2L beer bottles
Literally called "Cheap strong beer"
Tastes meh, some brand ones are even shittier and taste like piss

>>8801745
What's it called if I may ask? I'd love to try and I'm open for anything.

>>8801765

No I mean literally, it's called "Cheap strong beer", there's no brand

3 weeks no booze. Feeling less foggy and slow.

Lost 10 pounds already.

Sorht yourselves aout.

a dui is when things went wrong for me.
>lost job
>lost gf
>lost respect of family
>lost car
>immense fines
>probation, so can't drink anymore
>drank anyways
>probation violation
>jail
>out of jail now, criminal record
don't drink and drive, haha!

>>8801812

Most people in al/ck/ will. There are only a few regulars I know that post here to have irreversible damage to their body.

Remember, there were a lot of old wives tales that stuck around in the health world.

>brain cells don't reproduce!
>liver can't repair itself!
>arteries stay hardened FOREVER

the body is an amazing thing and if you stay off the sauce, your body and mind WILL recover

>>8801774
Oh lol sorry, I'm already a little drunk.

I'm drinking Milwaukee's best, even though it's not the best they have to offer.

pretty sure i pissed in the trash can last night, not entirely sure it was piss tho

>>8801918
I refer to it as Milwaukee's worst.

>>8801948

ive pissed the bed with my gf a few times now
also had a seizure in which she had to scoop puke out of my mouth

sober 4 days.

I have constant diarreah from drinking everyday. I literally get the runs every hour. It's becoming a problem. I've shat myself 3 times this year already.

>>8801989
>>8801918
Fellow Wisconsinites?

608 here. I'm the one drinking the beast

>>8802096
Alcoshits are real

One of the reasons why I like to keep some buffer days in between seshs.

>>8801721
Lately I've been on a Wild Turkey streak. Mixes great with Coke or root beer, and is also good enough to sip on the rocks with a splash of water.

>>8801691
When I "cheated" and my relationship got physically and emotionally abusive. I'm not doing the hitting, I'm the one getting hit. Been drink for about a week straight now. Coming home to an empty room tonight so ill probably drink at work come home and pass out

>>8801726
This

Have you guys tried Jager and root beer? It actually tastes like asshole. I recommend this to people who piss me off

>>8802237
Only rum mixes well with root beer.

Also, if you want another ass mixture, try rum and Gatorade. Nearly undrinkable

>>8801721
I drank whiskey, then vodka, then I went to detox, then I got back on the liquor, now I mostly just have beer or wine with an occasional cocktail or two.

>>8802109
No I live in Illinois but I used to buy tall boys of Milwaukee's worst.

>>8802096

You're killing all the healthy bacteria in your stomach. You need to take probiotics, eat sauerkraut or kimchi, and give your intestinal flora some time to recover.

>>8802096
I hate that
Try not eating after you drink if possible or try eating less after

I've always been a heavyy drinker. I got into therapy this year. I'd recommend it to people that are spun.

>>8802478

Meirl.jpg

I bought a fifth of gin last night after work and drank a lot of it, felt like shit today for the most part. Then finished it today after work and took a lie down (and honestly felt a bit better).

But this is really bad, right? I did the math and a 750ml is 17ish drinks. But I did drink from like 5-11pm last night so it's not like it was all at once. And I didn't finish it last night. So I averaged about 2 drinks/hr last night and probably had 5 today and I did eat dinner.

Regardless it's bad, I almost went and bought some wine tonight but decided against it and am chugging water.

I'm not saying i'm a legit alcoholic but I'm really disturbed by my actions and by the fact that I wanted to buy more tonight even though I'm 100% dehydrated still.

Any advice on how to resist this?

>>8802573
yeah dude drink more it's easy

>>8802573
Get sick enough that you can't continue. Always works for me.

>>8802579
Well today was evidence of that working I guess.

I had some bad shits today but I'm drinking water with a probiotic tea bag in it right now which will probably have me feeling better tomorrow.

Honestly I probably have some shit to sort out, I'm just "bored" when I'm sober. I usually try to smoke weed after getting off work but I wanted to stop for a week or two so of course that means I've been drinking a lot more. It's a bad cycle and I probably should quit both for a long time (if not permanently) but at least when I'm smoking weed I feel 10x healthier, sleep well, wake up early and am in a generally better mood and mental place.

drinking through the sickness currently... trying not to go into withdrawals again. Damn this bourbon. might have to walk to the store soon.

>>8802573
I did that every day for almost 9 months. Stop while you're ahead. It landed me in detox twice. And jobless. And broke. I have $4 left out of almost $13k.

>>8802594
you have no idea what sick is... yet.

>>8802596
hey are you me?

>>8802596
Thanks dude, I hope things are going better now.
>>8802604
Maybe, but I'm not trying to get into a pissing contest.

>>8802607
Are you a loser who can't get their life together?

>>8801736
Start with it mixed with coke or something. Then just have it on the rocks and let the cubes melt a bit to dilute. Then just have it chilled, straight. Then just have it straight. Then repeat every day for 40 years until you piss blood out your ass.

>>8802613
that's me!

pic related

>>8802623
The paranoia? The filth? I wouldn't shower for a week sometimes. My body felt like jello. I was always itchy. I was living like an animal. I'd just puke over the side of the bed. Some nights I'd be too fucked to get into bed so I'd sleep on the floor with my back against the door. I didnt want anyone to find me

>>8802638
:(

Be me upper middle class earn a good living
>slam a 375 ml vodka 2 blocks from home
>drink 5-6 beers after the kids go to bed
How do I get out of this cycle /b/?
I am for sure older than most of you faggots. But really value you opinions. You have parents or friends in this situation.
>still go to all my kids stuff.
>never miss anything
Thoughts you young and old faggots

>>8802647
dude you ask the exact same question every single thread and it's always the exact same story

go to fucking AA or something, or give us some more interesting stories

>>8802638
I've been making it to the sink to puke... but yeah, same dude. I want to brush my teeth but I'll puke. I'm just barely sipping bourbon and coke to not go into serious withdrawal....

Who /vomitblood/ here?!

>>8802647
I'm 33 on 4/20. you sure?

anyone here also have IBS? feeling suicidal because of it and alcohol is the only way i cope

I think I do, but I can't tell because i drink so much>>8802687

Either that or detox. I was in there with guys who drank a 12 pack a day. And you're family knows if youre chugging that much vodka before you go home. Fix your shit before your family starts to hate you. No one likes an alcoholic.

>>8802720
fuck off you baby wrong thread

>>8802647
>/b/

Also, I see you in every thread. Try stopping, or reside yourself to your habits. Either way, I don't care.

Not gonna sit here and argue. The dude asked for advice and I gave it

last thread Smirnoffbro said he ordered ten feet of rope and was going to kill himself when it arrived. happened just before the thread reached its limit so you guys might have missed it

what can we do to help Smirnoffbro? probably nothing right?

>>8802752
cheer loudly

>>8801721
Cheapest wine available.

>>8802647
>/b/
>al/ck/
>has kids
I feel really, really sorry for your kids. Stop being such a degenerate.

>>8802748
you need to let us know which post you're responding to in order for you to make any sense, friend

>>8802754
I hope you don't kill yourself, but I don't even know you and it sounds like you're killing yourself with alcohol already

I hope you don't kill yourself but you do what you gotta do. I can't imagine the pain you're in every second of your life

Oops. The guy who told me to fuck off


T. Mall drinker

>>8801820
This is exactly me

>>8802752
dude you can't help that guy... Let him die in peace. I'm going that direction too. Sorry friend.

>>8801820
dui didn't stop me, i almost killed my ex's kid and I'm still drinking and driving wtf

>>8801820
Al/ck/ pizza driver here. M-maybe I should stop.

been sober since new years but still come to these threads. honestly tho im now struggling with depression and anxiety which im finding really hard to beat even staying sober. its like i need to do proper nutrition, daily excersize, daily socializing, daily working towards goals, daily getting outdoors /sun / nature. i have to do all of these for multiple days on end before i start pulling myself out of depression sort of, but if i miss a day it starts creeping back. shits fucking exhausting desu.i miss being a teenager and being able to do nothing all day but smoke weed and play video games and be happy

>>8802953
I just get so bored.... I know.

currently chugging taaka straight from the bottle, I'm just tired of thinking about things and feeling shit. Just want to slip into a sort of nothiness.

>>8802953
This is what therapists might call "falling into complacency". By this, they mean that although you are sober, you stilll aren't truly "living". What they mean by "living", I still have no idea. It's like they think former addicts or alcoholics can just be excited or enthusiastic about life again with the snap of a finger. The truth is, after a true bout of alcoholism or addiction, it may take years to mentally recover. Physically, it might take weeks or months, but the mental part is where it gets fucked. Whether you are doing a depressant or a stimulant, when you stop, it all leads to depression without the drug. You have a lot of work to do, anon. Perhaps for the rest of your life. For any alcoholic or addict there willl always be that devilish voice in the back of their head that urges them to just take a drink or a hit or a shot. It's the nature of giving in to substances and the price you have to pay for the days you have robbed from other people of their love for you. Time to give them their love back by giving love to yourself.

>>8803022
This guy is smart. true shit.

>>8803022
Quality post

>>8801726
The choice of true alcoholics

>>8802787
Is that you? Was thinking about you earlier today man, hadn't been on these threads much lately and was wondering how you were doing

>>8802787
sorry man I'm just sick.

I think I blew it with the most beautiful woman I will ever meet in my entire life because I got too sloppy drunk around her at a party

Then I couldn't even gain the motivation to kill myself while drunk yesterday and now I'm hungover and afraid of going to bed because I will get sleep paralysis

Fuck this I want off this ride

>>8801828
Is this actually true?
I've only recently started drinking at age 19 and started thinking that my brain cells won't ever repair which led to more drinking.
Mind you, it is pretty hard drinking and not just 4 standard drinks

>>8803202
>afraid of going to bed because I will get sleep paralysis

You'll never have the balls to kill yourself if you're scared of a little sleep paralysis.

>>8803202

>tfw can't get sleep paralysis anymore
I've only gotten it a few times a long time ago

>>8803022

>the price you have to pay for the days you have robbed from other people of their love for you

damn ive never thought of it that way but that actually makes so much sense and resonates with me and my situation so much.. thanks for this post , gonna save it.

anyone doing the withdrawal/can't sleep/death march thing right now? I haven't puked in awhile so that's good

>>8802752
Shit man, I thought he was going to make it as well. He said he had been dry for almost a week last I heard from him

>>8802944
How does that work for you? Just drink while driving? Nobody has said anything to you about it?

>>8803892
5 days sober

I still don't miss the booze

>gf visiting her family
>cooked me a bunch of bolognese before she left
>just bought 10 liters of Beck's and 0.7 liters of Absolut vodka, both on offer
>nice amount of weed in stock
feels good to be comfy

I had a solid poop! I'm so proud of myself.

>be me
>be 24
>drank heavily for 3 years
>get jaundiced
>legs ache
>go to ER
>liver failure, neuropathy (foot drop), and some mild encephalopathy
>ICU and hospital for a month
>rehab for 2 months
>currently live in a sober living and attend AA meetings (IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT)
>struggling with serious depression and intense anxiety, walk with a cane and foot braces, lots of muscle atrophy, should be fully mobile in half a year

Stop while you can. Get over the embarrasmeny and go to rehab. Make sober friends, try meditation, and stop isolating on Burmese currency manipulation forums.

>>8804047
You drank heavily for 3 years? That's it? Just 3 years to damage your health that badly?

How much were you drinking?

6 days without a drink. When I first got to the ER my kidneys were the size of grapefruits, then heading over to detox after was absolute hell on earth. the DT hallucinations were incredible (in the most horrible way). I still think about drinking every other second I'm awake, and half the time when I dreaming I can feel a bottle in my hand. Still left all my stuff at detox as well in my insane state. Gotta head up there Friday and face the people that saw me like that for goddamn sake.

Anywho...I just sit at home on 4chan and listen to music, a recluse most def. That's my two cents. I never jumped in on the al/ck/ threads when I was drinking so I thought I would boot to this one.

>>8804063

yeah really. im at 12 or so years..

>>8804033
I know how good this feels
It's sounds like a stupid thing to be proud of, but having a good solid shit is one of life's underappreciated pleasures.

>>8804063
He must have been particularly susceptible genetically. Poor diet probably too. My great grandfathers both drank heavily for 40+ years and died in their 90s. Albeit they did get sober

welp 3.5 weeks sober down the drain, just went and bought another big bottle of vodka

>>8804092
If you can maintain weeks between drinks, that's still pretty good

>>8804098
thanks for the kinds words anon

>>8804070

detox is a pretty relaxed place. my second bout there my stomach hurt so bad and I was so shaky that I walked out after my first night. they asked me not to because I could barely hold a pen to sign myself out. the girl looked so sad and told me to come back anytime

I walked straight into a liquor store, bought booze, and drank it on the toilet at the coffee shop next door

I feel your struggle man

These threads fuel my sobriety. It has been a long hard year, but, it took a long time to dig myself into this hole.

>>8804126
How do you deal with the urge to not drink?
For me, its the boredom that keeps me going back.

>>8804115

You know man you kinda reminded me of how bad I felt/feel about how I treated those workers in there. They're just doing there job and I was a pain in the fucking ass.

Don't get me wrong as soon as I figured out what was real and what wasn't I dipped. But I was pretty crazy I thought they were trying to poison me with the meds they were giving me, I heard this second hand but I tried to baricade the door, jimmy the window as well, ect.. you know all this type shit anyways.

And shit they STILL wanted me to come back to get better.

>>8802613
shit, that's me and I don't even drink anymore.

you think if I start drinking again, they'll cancel each other out?

>>8804178

Worth a shot.
.
.
.
Nah don't do that.

used to drink seagrams and jim beam when i was an alcoholic. after almost losing my job because i came into work hammered i stopped. now i control my drinking and pic related is what i currently like to drink.

>>8804047
Jesus fuck how much were you drinking?

>>8804171
>>8804171
>wanted me to come back to get better.

It's because they make money off your addiction. It's better for them if you don't get better.

>>8801691
>tfw can't even get drunk anymore but still drink

>>8804359
>>8804359
That happened to me and then I started drinking vodka instead.

>>8802573
You're on your way to become an alkie.
Stop while you don't need to be chained to a hospital bed to do so.

You could try moderation of course, but it didn't work for any of us. The point of addiction is that it fucks with your will and motivation to moderate and makes you want to get the drunkest, even when it literally kills you.

>>8802579
Stopped working after a while for me, when I stopped getting hangovers.

>>8802752
First time I saw him we gave him advices on assisted suicide, it sounded like the best medical advice we could give.
10 feet is too short btw. Unless it's for your brother to shibari you to the fence again.
If you're reading this Shmirnofbro, you know the best solution is to stop again. It'll take a dozen rehabs if needed, but it'll eventually work. And this time, when you fall of the wagon, throw the booze in the drain and hop back on ASAP. One night of drinking is not an excuse to start again.
That, or get an exit bag, not a rope.

>>8802752
We lost someone else last thread. The guy who's skin is tearing apart.

>>8804358
That would be the hospital director and Big Pharma. Medical staff are doing their job of trying to make people healthy like any decent human being would.

>>8804655

the fuck. story on the skin guy?

>>8804701
>>/ck/thread/S8786803#p8790208

>>8804740
Jesus..

>>8801691
Hey im turning 21 in a week and I was wondering of you guys could suggest beers or mixed drinks to order at a bar. I have little experience with mixed drinks besides rum'n'coke and pinicolatas.

I like Whiskey, Rum, Tequila, and Gin (in that order). I stay away from Vodka. My favorite beers are Rolling Rock and Blue Moon. I've had dark beers like Guinness and liked them. My tollerance is usually pretty high and i only get drunk after around 12 shots.

Dubs and I'll order it.

>>8804872
water, so you don't end up like us.

>>8804872
>only get drunk after around 12 shots.
So you're telling me you only get drunk when your BAC is over .24. Are you sure you're not an alcoholic

>>8804900
Well im in college. I only drink about every other weekend. And even then i usually only drink heavily one night.

Strange thing is im only about 145lb. I get redface when i drink vodka tho.

>>8804872
>I only get drunk after around 12 shots.
You know it takes some time for alcohol to enter your blood system, right? It's not like smoking where drugs enter immediately.

>>8804918
This is over the course of 2 or 3 hours.

>>8804740
holy shit. how does that even happen? is there something about liver failure that causes your flesh to fall off?

>>8801721
1-2 of these a day either before or after going out to a bar (at bar I drink the cheapest beer they have and house whiskey shots)

I go through a bottle of vodka once a night every 2-3 weeks. Does this make me an alcoholic?

>>8804949
i work with a guy that has this shit. has scabs all over his arms and legs. constantly smells like alcohol and shit, can barely be around him. tries to tell us his wounds are from hockey but lol

>>8802209
why did you write cheated in quotes?

Also, get out of that relationship.

>>8804956
are those any good? asking because I am a sucker for anything strawberry flavoured.

>>8804969

I'm guessing he probably didn't actually cheat in the strict sense of the word but his SO claimed he did.

It's just another way of writing "supposedly cheated".

>>8804740
I refuse to believe this is a real thing.

>>8802594
reconnect with your soul and your inner self to try and lessen your boredom.

>>8802684
Go to a doctor. You probably have this.

>>8804908
Ok I get it now, I too drank 30 beers and a fifth of vodka at that one party and didn't even feel drunk either.
My friend if you weigh 145lbs and had 12 shots your BAC would put you in the stupor/blackout stage

>>8804949
If it gets bad enough your liver can stop producing some of the clotting factors and you can bleed more easily. You also get a lot of nutritional deficiencies that cause rashes/dermatitis. Maybe that?

I'd say I'm an functional alcoholic. Not a destructive, drunk driving rock bottom alchie.

I just really really enjoy being sauced up, the sensation of feeling loose, happy and relaxed. Never to the point of nausea and blackouts. 3-4 glasses of wine a night and I'm solid.

And on the weekends it's a whole day affair. But I'm not stupid. I never drink and drive, always hydrate between drinks and take my B complex vitamins.

But it does worry me sometimes. My mother drank herself to death and it sure as hell wasn't with wine. When they found her corpse, they also found DOZENS empty Evan Williams, littered through out her home.

She started out just drinking wine after work. Shortly after my younger brother passed she began drinking heavily. She'd go through 2-3 bottles of wine a DAY, even while she was working. Finally when her mother passed, she went straight for vodka, bourbon, whiskey, anything she could get her hands on.

It destroyed her life. She quit her prestigious career, went on Social Security and just stayed home all day, sipping the sauce and puking into a bucket.

I like to think I know when to say no but it's ever present in my mind that some day I'll end up just like her.

>>8805010

>12 shots blackout

thats barely even two thirds of a 750ml bottle.

>>8805024

my father is also a recovering alcoholic and one time he told me ''id rather be a non functioning alcoholic.. the functioning ones don't ever stop.''

>>8805037

I'm glad your dad is recovering. There's truth to what he said. Functioning alchies are some of the best liars around. Rationalization, excuses, anything to keep the buzz going and the bullshit flowing because hey, we have jobs and stuff...

Sometimes I think I'd be better off just giving up the sauce but then the thoughts of never being drunk or loose again keep me imprisoned. Thank god it's just wine (never cared for beer and I can't stand hard liquor/spirits/mixed drinks) Just give me my Merlot and I'm content. And that's another excuse I've concocted: it's just wine everybody, full of antioxidants and low on calories!

It really hit me when a former colleague approached me shortly after mom died. They were both certified nurse midwifes, each with thousands of healthy births to their name. Best of the best, an obstetrician's best friend and savior to expecting mothers everywhere. The pay was good, the prestige eh not so much. "It's a labor of love" my mom always told me.

But I was told my mother was sneaking booze between deliveries. She'd deliver one baby drink an entire flask of booze and carry on. She did this for 20+ until she finally said fuck it and made drinking her career. I was too young to know, I figured then she was just tired.

>>8805024
>>8805037
you really don't have to keep posting these blogs in every /alc/ thread.

>>8805143

you don't have to read them either.

everybody wins

Is it my brain lying to myself when I think "oh, it's after work, and if I want to enjoy this time of day between having to wage slave and sleeping, I guess I should drink"

Last night I didn't drink and I was just so...bored. I didn't even feel like putting on netflix and I got into my bed at around 11:30 and sat in bed for an hour reading /ck/ and then fell asleep. But on Sunday afternoon I was drinking all afternoon then watched some archer and I felt like I was having more fun and was motivated to cook dinner.

This all sounds insane and I'd be embarrassed to write it out anywhere else but does anyone else feel this? Like they do more things and have more fun doing things when they're drinking?

I kind of want to buy a bottle of wine but my stomach still kind of hurts from drinking a bunch monday night. And I'm probably going to drink tomorrow and friday in some capacity (plans with friends).

Sorry about the blog

>>8805287
Alcohol over long periods of time causes anhedonia, but once you cut back/stop you gradually feel better over time.

>>8805010
I will say that I blackout somewhat easily but even then when i do get pretty tipsy I still stay in control of my motor and cognative abilities. Not saying i can drive a car but i can appear sober.

>>8805143

sorry you feel that way m8 but it wont stop me from coming back!

OK bad news, I bought a bottle of wine because I had to go to trader joes for milk and paper towels.

I'll make up for it by also cleaning my bath tub tonight

How does al/ck/ manage heartburn?

>>8803022
I'm not the guy you responded to but I can't imagine going years with that complacency.

I'm anxious, depressed and dumber

>>8805493
There's efficient otc médicine for this, dunno the name for your country

>>8805493
By being only 22

>>8804975
>If you like kool-aid and stuff, you will like these. It doesn't taste like a real fruit, but strawberry is one of the best flavors. Mango, cherry, and grape are not as good.

Oh my fucking God, all I do Is sleep or moan in pain.

>>8804073

>Used to have nowipe shits constantly
>Now never have them

:(

>>8804969
>>8804984
I had some old pictures in my phone from a girl I was talking to before I met my so. And she sent me 2 after but they weren't nude just something you would think were mixed signals. I know I fucked up and its my fault and ive admitted my fault but its constant reminders about it. So I drink to numb myself. And ive never physically cheated. Could never bring myself to it.

Is vodka ginger/vodka sprite a thing? It doesn't taste great but it's all i have.

>>8805605
squatty potty and metamucil
go back to enjoying your shits again

>>8805618
Both are actually very popular drinks in my country, especially on house parties. Most people don't like tonic water.

down from 5-6 fifths of liquor a week, clean for 35 days. I'm hoping I can keep this up, but I think I might breal when I have to visit family on sunday. They're all just a bunch of insufferable cunts. That's just life I guess.

>>8805650
Keep going man. If you don't want to then dont drink. Fuck family you only have to tolerate them for a few hours

>>8805605
My alcoshits are easy to wipe because they're mostly water. :(

Alcohol has started making me nauseous. I just had two vodka and sodas and I gagged already! Is my stomach lining fucked? I used to be able to do shots but now they instantly make me barf. I'm a daily drinker since new years. I drink a fifth a day.

How long do I have keeping this pace? I'm 27. Can I keep doing this for years without permanent liver damage or am I already fucked? My doctor said he's very worried about me.

>>8805568
thank you anon

>>8801691
whats the best way to hide the smell of alcohol on my breath and self in the morning? I get fired if I come in again and the foremen smells it

>>8805766
Gum. Worked for me when I was wasted and wanted to get a tattoo. FIrst place turned me down and either the second one didn't care or the gum worked.

>>8805766


you're only fooling yourself if you think you can hide it. its all over your face, the way you walk, you skin stinks

but good luck with the gum, I guess.

Smirnoff Bro? How about a Google hangout or something before you off yourself? Could be pretty comfy and a nice farewell

>>8805766
>>8805777 (checked)
Gotta be those Big Red gums though. They taste nasty but apparently mask the alc. Got the tip from a polack so it must be true

>>8805605
>>8805658
eat more probiotics (like kimchi and yogurt and shit) to rebuild your gut flora and eat more fiber

assuming you guys eat

>>8805865
Okay I asked my mommy to buy some probiotics.

>>8805890
hope it does your little tummy some good, anon

bless your mommy

>>8805449
OK I cleaned my tub. But I'm also out of wine. And it's only 8. Might get some beer.
Help

>>8806026
Get me some beer while you're at it

Can i learn to like beer?
I gag by tasting it right now. I guess i just keep drinking Whiskey.

>>8805033
yeah, I'm 145lb and I can put away a solid 15 drinks on an empty stomach before I start getting shitty

alcohol affects everyone differently

>>8802209
You can't stick around in an abusive relationship when you're also fighting alcohol. Take a break from one them

>>8805107
I come from a family of alcoholics but we're all pretty well functioning. Cousins, aunts and uncles on my dad's side. AFAIK none of them have fucked up their lives or died from drinking, no stories of liver failure or DUIs, but we all love getting drunk and do it a lot. There's a history of cancer but that's cause we all smoke too.

It's probably bad that I have a history of alcoholism in my family but it's good that we seem to be able to handle it pretty well, good Scottish German genes

>>8802647
I do the same. Wife and kid never suspect a thing. Drink a pint of vodka or gin couple of times a week

Used to chug 7% beers but the weight gain was off putting. Good buzz though

I had a drinking buddy on skype. He turned very mean, always insulting me and also when I gave him a second change, he tried to be GAY with me so I blocked him again.

The problem is he's into black magic. Are curses real?

He's obsessed with me, like stalker style. He knows enough info about me to find me IRL if he wanted to. I'm kind of scared. I told him I wasn't a faggot and he didn't care.

>>8802757
>reads al/ck threads
>calls alcs degenerates

Is this how you get pleasure?

>>8806084
I got 6 six packs!

>>8806160
just buy a gun and stop worrying about it

>>8806181
Whoopps 2 six packs.

Also I'm kind of taking the piss because I'm genuinely saving most of this for tomorrow when a grill is coming over. Got a 6 pack of Purple Haze because girls love fruity shit

hey guys im drunk right now and im drinking alcholic right night . I feel good tonight for once when im drinkin and not sick and stomach pains

>>8804959
You're an alcoholic if you worry about your drinking or if it is affecting your life

Normal people just drink usually with friends and are not compelled to drink

>>8801691
I'M FUCKING BACK BABY

3 months off, here's hoping it's 3 months on

>>8806108
Yes you can. Most beers have a different taste. You'll learn what you like and don't like

>>8806201
Welcome back brother

>>8805010
You do realise where you are, don't you? Some people in these threads drink double that amount (or more) every day. 12 shots should definitely get most people fairly drunk, but not blackout.

>girlfriend of 3 years left me yesterday
>only really hit me today
>called out of work tomorrow
>bought a handle of russian standard

boys who else is getting fucking sauced tonight

>>8806181
Thanks bro. Enjoy for me

What's some good cheap whiskey and rum? Stuff you can find at any liquor store.

Also what's the most economical way to get drunk besides vodka

>>8806134
Its hard for me to do either. I cant leave but I cant drop the alc either

>>8806315
Evan Williams. Got drunk off a good bottle for $10. Its not a big bottle but it'll do it

Whoah I was shitting all day and i drank 5 drinks and it stopped? What is this sorcery? Am I getting withdrawals?

>>8806256
Me. I'm gonna drive outta town tonight. Theres a stop close to my destination. Gonna buy me a view beers enjoy the view and hit where I gotta go.
Sorry she left you though dude. Drink up but be safe

why don\t i even feel drunk untill i'm black out stage? Seriously this is becoming a problem. I drank half a fifth and I feel normal. But when I'm actually drunk I act a fool.

>>8806160
>I had a drinking buddy on skype.
This is where you fucked up

>>8806329
Probably bad nutrition/diet/hydration

I'm not saying either or, it's probably all three, Don't forget to eat. Also probiotics.

>>8806164
It's much worse to be a degenerate if you have kids.

>>8806418
This. Thy guy is a degenerate. He has kids and does that kind of shit.

>>8805287

I initially felt that way when I stopped drinking for awhile after downing a fifth of shitty vodka everyday for almost a year...but your attitude about it changes with time. At first, yes, it's going to be very boring. But I can honestly say that after getting some sobriety under my belt, I was enjoying things on a deeper level than I ever did with alcohol. You'd be surprised how much better things are with a clear mind.

I KNOW it sucks at first, but you have to stick it out for awhile and just trust that it gets better, because I promise it does.

>>8806231
thanks friend, this is how i feel right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyN-aHtAVzs

let's not worry about how i'll feel tomorrow, let's not worry at all.

>>8805606
Dude, that's why you're drinking? You didn't even do anything that bad....I'm not taking your potential addiction lightly, but in the grand scheme of things you really didn't fuck up that bad. Please don't beat yourself up or feel guilty over this. I WISH that was the worst I had done in my time.

>>8806572
Thanks dude. I appreciate this.

My problem isn't really alcohol (I switch between alcohol and weed) but I do both for the same reason. Things get "boring". I'm much more likely to quit the booze for good before the weed because I like weed a lot, but this is something to keep in mind.

>>8805692
Wait, you just randomly started downing a fifth per day on New Years? How much were you drinking before?

>>8805795
This. It can be spotted kinda easily, not worth the risk ESPECIALLY if you've already been warned. Just stop. Please.

>>8806591
No problem. And yea I started smoking a lot more too, but while some might see it as switching one drug for another, I can't deny how much it has helped curb my drinking..it's much safer and I don't do stupid shit when I'm high the way I would if I was drunk. Find your balance, it's a lot of trial and error but ultimately you should be learning lessons as you go.

>>8805287
same here with weed. "grocery shopping will be so much fun high. mowing the lawn will be so much fun high. work will be so laidback high. school is so easy anyway, and stats is ridiculously easy, so getting high before school is alright."

and then i quit, and i wanted nothing more than to go back. now im clean and happy and i actually grill myself over wasting so much time, energy, money, and brain power when high. imagine those brain cells i'll never get back. i might never be the same person again.

>>8806663
>imagine those brain cells i'll never get back.
I agree with you but that's not how it works.

I'm home alone drunk off my ass and crying to myself. I've had anxiety for years and have literally tried everything under the sun and nothing works.

My two friends took me to a party, they're total chads and were just fine socializing with a bunch of people. I couldn't handle it. I told one of them I was just anxious and he was just telling "fucking relax bro." I couldn't talk to anyone. I tried talking to people but the anxiety in my head kept thumping that no one wanted to talk to me anyway. I told my friends I wanted to head home and they didn't even try to stop me. I just went home, and I'm just drinking and crying right now. Feels bad man. I just wanna sleep this off and pretend I don't care tomorrow morning when I'm hung over.

>>8806798
>anxiety
>My two friends took me to a party

normie go home

>>8806804
Relax dude this isn't /r9k/

>>8806798
Dude. It happens. You over thought the situation. You made yourself feel like an outcast. Party was probably one of your friends friend and you didnt know anyone. You need to learn how to chill out dude. And I wouldn't have stopped you either. I wouldn't want to make you stay somewhere if you didn't want to be there.

>>8806578
Fuck, I'm gonna feel like that all week. Haven't been so hyped for a week of drinking in a long time

>havent paid rent since december
>account overdrawn 136 bucks
>work sucks
>dont care about anything in my life
>future only looks bleaker

drinking a whole bottle of tequila tonight, kinda wish i dont wake up.

>>8807275
Lucky you, they wouldn't even let me overdraw mine this month, and I was relying on it.
I have 14 cents until May.

>>8807245
I never post on /r9k/, it's full of normies who lust after 3d.

Jesus Christ How many times do I have to murder my own happiness before I finally just die
My only comfort is finally being able to sleep and not exist

>>8807393
I know that feel. I'm 27, been binge drinking way too often since my early teens. Lost a lot of friends, 7 months ago my girlfriend of 6 years had enough of my shit. Ruined a lot of opportunities. and I'm actually really lucky, most of my family still cares about me. I guess probably because alcoholism runs in parts of my family. I'm functioning and seemingly doing OK but I hate life and find it hard to be thankful for shit or care about anything. Drugs and alcohol and my relationship with them make me my own worst enemy. If I have something good I will find a way to destroy. Sleeping is nice, but I can barely sleep and when I try I just think all night and start crying. Weeeeeee.

>>8806160
Yes, but not all who are into black magic knows how to cast them so maybe you're lucky. But yeah they're real. I've had the daily lives of at least 3 people fucked up because of curses I put on them. I won't tell you how it's done obviously. I've obviously stopped doing it. I quit when I realized how real it was.. I'm not evil btw, just a bit sensitive jealous and so on.

>Best friend is an alcoholic (like most cooks)
>He's moving to the other side of the country to be with family
>Went drinking with him as one of a final few hurrahs before he moves in May
>He get fucking blackout drunk, I throw up on his balcony (sorry neighbors)
>Morning after he looks past death, I'm ok since I threw up that night
>This weekend he wants to go drinking again

I wanna hang out with him, but I don't ever want to drink that much booze again for as long as I live.

How do I tell an alcoholic friend I'm not matching him at the bar this night? I hate being called a bitch but fuck I'm not putting 8 drinks in my system again, waste of money and a night out.

Peace out all.

>>8807532
>8 drinks

>>8807542
Smirnoffbro NO! ;_; please stay

>>8807589
top kek

>>8807589
Yeah dude I'm not Shoenice.

4 Beers in and I'm ready to be tucked into bed.

Doing this new "sustainable alcoholism" thing. One day on one day off. I work 4 doubles a week on the line, so those nights I black out and the next day I sleep it off, don't hit the sauce at all and am only mildly hung over the second morning.

>>8807668
Sustainable alcoholic. Never heard that one.
If alcohol is a problem now. It will always be.
Never met an alky (me included) who successfully controlled his drinking long term.

>>8807687

"Sustainable" as in "I'm not missing work or rent"

>>8807690

Eventually there's a breaking point, be it fucking everything up or dying early, large alcohol consumption will get to you eventually. My grandfather managed it but died way early, but at least he had a reason, ptsd from wwII

>>8807694

No doubt. But at this point in life, finally earning a decent living, not iced out anymore, no one left to disappoint...this is pretty close to bliss>>8807694

>>8807542
Don't do it man, it is not too late. You can still get your shit together.

I believe in you

There is a dude at my work who is an alcoholic, he turns up pissed at 9pm and when he leaves at 9am he is still drunk so I am sure he drinks on the job. Guests love him and he gets the job done (not difficult) so no one gives a fuck.

How do you guys do it? I couldn't be drunk, function for 12 hours, and then go back home and keep drinking.

Do any of you drink on the job?

>>8807542
Nooo! We love u dude

>>8807707
Yes, but carefully. I get shakey around 3/4pm, so I have a couple to relax that, then don't have any more until around 9 when the last push is over.

>>8807707
He has a dependance on alcohol. He needs it to function just like all drug users eventually just start using to get through the day/night.

I used to work in a Warehouse and I god's honest truth I was the only one not on Crystal Meth. Our generation kinda sucks, at least the yuppies did hard drugs to party. We do it to get through menial labor.

>>8807735

Agree with this guy, you get a literal physical dependence on it. If you go without, depending on how far you've gone, you lose normalcy and can have everything from hangovers to seizures.

Weird thing with me, I've never had a hangover, I mean, I haven't felt well after drinking but I've never had these meme hangovers where people have epic headaches and chug coffee and eat fatty food. Maybe they're just being over dramatic.

I've had withdrawal but that's not something a trip to Waffle House can fix

>about to make a comment on some idiot posting idiotic things on social media
>close the tab
>uninstall the browser
>reformat the PC
>dump it in the river in the dead of night with an airtight alibi

Whew

>>8802376

If this works, whomever you are, may the gods bless you. In a broscience way it seems that it would work.

I hate these threads because the remind me of my life.
But I'm fairly certain they are good for me, at least not bad.

>>8801721
Tooheys extra dries 30 can case. each can has 40ml extra or so if you get the 30's.

>>8806798
What anxiety.

Anxiety about what.

>>8808073

He's probably anxious about being/appearing anxious. I know the feeling, when I was beginning to have a mental breakdown about this time last year I started to give zero fucks about anything and holy shit it opened up socializing.

What is this stuff, anyway?

>>8808190
Cherry something, according to Google translate. Also, it's made with the original recipe. The big words wouldn't translate.

>>8808190
http://www.liquorland.com.hk/product_detail.php?id=953&cat=

>>8807792
>In a broscience way it seems that it would work.
it works in a regular science way too

>>8808208

Study?

>>8808253
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2630703/

tl;dr
>test subjects were Russians with alcoholic psychosis
>administering probiotic cultures had a restorative effect on gut flora and a positive effect on alcoholic liver disease

>>8808278

Thanks anon

>>8808278

Oh and any reccs as to what probiotics to take?

im never drinking again

>>8808333

>trips

Well anon, you must.

>>8808073

>>8808125 pretty much hit the nail on the head. I used to drink to lower my anxiety, but now that barely even works anymore.

>>8808333
>says increasingly hungover man for the seventh time this week

>>8808299
you're welcome
>>8808302
There's all kinds of probiotics like yogurt/kefir, kimchi, sauerkraut, etc. Maybe there's a medfag here that can be of help.

>>8808389
>wake up in the morning feeling shit
>I won't drink today
>have breakfast, feel a lot better
>thought of pouring one crosses my mind
>resist
>go to gym
>feel good
>won't drink today, this is going well
>increasingly bored all afternoon
>after dinner, nothing to do
>drink
>ok just a couple
>hours pass, keep pouring
>shitfaced again
Every fucking day has been like this for years. Going to pour one soon actually

>>8808512
I feel you my man

mine's been going a little something like this for the last couple of years
>wake up feeling anxious
>'FUCK I wanted to get up early'
>shouldn't have drank so much last night
>should have gone to bed earlier
>spend day in post-hangover haze
>feel anxious all day
>eat, feel a little better
>go to work in the evening, suffer through it
>'wow I'm tired, gonna go to bed early tonight'
>get off work
>get home
>have a beer
>have another beer
>'gonna go to bed soon'
>have 8 more beers and maybe a couple of bourbons
>don't remember going to bed
>wake up feeling anxious
>repeat

>>8808529
>>8808512

At least you're not at

>wake up in a haze with no memory of going to bed
>this is the (n)th time this week
>drink a few to return to the land of the living
>constant urge to drink at work
>drink at work
>go home, play vidya while drinking
>rinse and repeat

This was like fucking 3 years of my goddamn life.

>25th birthday in under a month
>drinking heavy for 4 years now
>b4 that drink moderately
>constantly tired
>pains inside body
>why.jpg
>too anxious and socially inept to see a doctor unless im drunk
>no stable job for years
>no friends
>shit upbringing /life
>just another alk sob story
>i dont even feel like posting anything desu

I always lurk these threads and hardly ever post..

who else is tired of this ride?

>>8808634
>Wake up
>Shaking
>Feed cat
>Shaking
>Pour a drink
>Still shaking
>Burn a fag and pour another drink
>Loose shits
>Pour another drink

>>8808634
Drinking at work sucks so fucking bad if you can't work at a desk.
I worked in a store and would pound a 300ml of vodka in my car as I ate lunch. I'd drink tallboys once I parked in the morning quite often as well but I was so alcohol that it was barely enough to get through the day.
Started having severe panic episodes and finally just had to quit and went to detox.

>>8808668
The loose shits are the worst. Making me want to quit.

Do you puke in the morning too? I always do.

>>8808667
You could try tapering with beer as an experiment to see if you can cut back. I know it sucks hearing the same thing over and over but maybe you could try some exercise too. Get more fruits and vegetables in your diet, that kind of stuff just to try something.

>>8808529
It is easy to what your problem is and how to fix it.
It's work. If you don't go to work you can spend all day drinking and never have to feel anxious.

>>8808679
I know, but I dont even want to stop drinking..
I enjoy how I feel when drunk and regret it all the same afterwards I dont know how to be with people irl I get anxiety like a bitch and i feel depressed as it is..

It my comfort kind of that I can always rely on when there is no one else.

but thanks at least there is always this place

sup from /tv/
why're you drinking alcohol /ck/? I just drank 2 doses of hash tea just waiting for it to kick in in about 60 more minutes. that alcohol's gonna kill you anon don't you think it's time to switch to this calorie-free, healthy, cancer-fighting, mind-expanding replacement? weed makes literally everything better. whenever I can't figure out what I should do about something I just light up a bowl (smoking weed isn't as healthy btw! ) and it's like my thinking is guided to the most sensible path. Weed opens your mind.

>>8808705
XD blaz it lmao

>>8808705
enjoy your apathy, depression, social anxiety and paranoia

>xD 420 blaze it DUDE WEED LMAO

>>8808712
>implying I'm memeing

>>8808717
>apathy, depression, social anxiety and paranoia
give me one piece of evidence weed causes lasting mental illness (besides schizophrenia and other psychosis-type illnesses

>>8808724
never said anything about lasting mental illness. But it makes you more apathetic, less driven, less social and more self-conscious while using. If you stop using it these symptoms obviously go away.

>>8808705
>weed opens your mind
oh man, not this again. how does it open your mind? open your mind to what?

>>8808742
you know what won't "ust go away"? your organ failure, your alchohol poisoning, your liver damage. I'm trying to help you anon you should try weed it'll make you a better person. I'm not trying to be condescending but people who drink alcohol are either not informed or are suicidal and want to self destruct.

>>8808749
weed makes me a superior problem-solver!

>>8804115
thats crazy. they wouldn't let anyone out of the detox place i was at. i guess once you sign in you are pretty much signing over your rights. it was almost jail-like. i tried to leave early after the worst part of my withdrawal was over, but they made me stay the whole 5 days. was this even legal?

>>8808670

Yeah I was a clerk at at law firm, had all sorts of errands to do when I wasn't trapped in the office. Lots of drinking.

Considering the degeneracy that went on there what I did wasn't so bad. Reminds me of one time, I'm about 20m out from the office, it's like 440, they ask me to file this motion which if it's not the file is lost, and the damn place is a 1.5 hour drive away. So I moseyed my way through traffic, got the motion, then drove like a fucking maniac, on country roads passing 4-5 people at once. I had to be there at 430, burst into the clerks office at 429, they're gone, but dog bless the clerk who took the motion. Also why the fuck isn't this shit electronic.

Sorry for the blog but that drive was so fucking fun.

>>8808752
you're a deluded stoner and weed has made you too stupid to realize that. At least the alcoholics ITT have some kind of self-awareness. You're stuck inside your bubble where weed "makes you a better person" and "opens your mind".

>>8808752
i'm the guy who was asking how weed opens your mind. no sarcasm pls. do you have any honest thoughts about this? just curious.

>>8808761

Also it must've been like 340, I don't remember the times I mean shit I was drinking. But it must've been a fucking record time.

>>8808752
>suicidal

yeah thats most people here desu

>>8808772
you've obviously never been high on weed if you think I'm being sarcastic. one of the most common side effects is that your analytical skills are enhanced!

it really is quite something getting high for 6 hours discovering things, theorising, just taking a look at the world.

>>8808784
i used to smoke every day in high school and college. i guess at the time i thought i was super creative, but now that i stopped i look at life and think about things the same way as since before i ever smoked weed. i don't think i got anything out of it besides enjoyment. not enlightenment for me :(

>>8808752
You are a fucking idiot.

>>8807762
>Weird thing with me, I've never had a hangover, I mean, I haven't felt well after drinking but I've never had these meme hangovers where people have epic headaches and chug coffee and eat fatty food. Maybe they're just being over dramatic.

I'm the same. I read somewhere that hangovers are genetic and some people just never get them, but I don't have the expertise to know for sure. It would explain why I've never had one, though.

>>8809040
>>8807762
You're probably young. I'm just like you, never had those meme hangovers, just maybe some muscle ache that feels like bone ache or whatever. I read somewhere that you're pretty much immune to hangovers till like mid-late twenties, so all is good.

>>8809081
I can confirm that.

When I was young there were a couple times I got seriously blackout drunk and I woke up the next morning (early!) with no symptoms whatsoever.

If I do the same thing now (mid 30's) I have a seriously bad day the next day.

I can also confirm that what you drink has a huge impact as well. If you drink really cheap sugary shit like bumwine, 4loko, etc, expect a bad hangover. Ditto for bottom-shelf liquor. But if you drink better stuff there is much less of a problem. Hydration helps a lot too. Make sure you get plenty of water.

>>8809081
>>8809114

>probably young

Yeah, that's what I've always been told. I'm mid-twenties and haven't had a hangover in my life, whereas I've known lots of people younger than me who get monster hangovers. We'll see, I guess.

>>8801996
Like you two pissed the bed together or you pissed in it while she was there?

Never posting in these threads again

>>8801794
Congrats

>>8805606
kek sort your head out you faggot

i was exchanging nudes with some chick for like a whole year, and my gf saw the entire conversation, with pics

3 months later and we're good. straighten up, exert some fucking control over your life you pussy

>>8806335
you checking out for good?

>>8809143

> in an addiction thread

> ''sort your life out you pussy!"

>>8809174
lmao just fucking kill yourself then

im on my way to gettin sauced now, like every night, and i still hold down a relationship and a good job

>>8803608
More or less. Doing some light beers to minimize the damag. But my god the dreams were insane. Sort of half asleep hallucinations. More accurately

>>8806404
Try slowing down?

>>8809186

have fun with your 6 pack twice a week m8

>>8809136

if you think you are who I think you are, you got the job, don't worry

>>8809210
every night after work my friend

and from the moment i roll out of bed on weekends

i'm truly sorry you can't hold your life together and drink at the same tiem

>>8809211

Call me tomorrow, we're in the same boat but you have potential
Hope you're still lurking here to see this

>>8809204
Doesn't work for me, it makes no difference whether I drink 3 drinks every hour or one drink every three hours, the window of "pleasantly drunk", somewhere between completely sober and blackout fucked, has gotten smaller and smaller with age. It usually only lasts about an hour.

Oh my fucking god.
...please... please... make it stop...

Welp I got rejected from the job position I wanted. I made it all the way to the final round and felt very confident. Sucks.

Now it's time to turn my life around. I've decided to go full-blown kill-myself-tier alcoholic. Post a starter kit, boys! Help me suffer!

>>8809435
I'm sure you're a nice anon and I know that you're in pain right now, but to ask for assistance in being agonisingly poisoned to death for years is not the solution.
Sorry about the job, hope you feel better soon.

>>8801721
Wild Turkey 101, it is a decent bourbon for the price all things considered. I enjoy it chilled, and occasionally neat. I have to be honest, I usually use it to try and help myself fall asleep.

>>8801721
Tequila or medium quality beer.

>>8809435
heroin

>>8809435
>Now it's time to turn my life around.
I thought this was going to be a surprisingly positive post then
>I've decided to go full-blown kill-myself-tier alcoholic

>>8809435

Steel reserve brother

>>8809649
This is not a bad answer.

>>8809673
They're shit lately.
Even Milwaukee's best ice tastes better right now. But the best answer for cheap as piss drink yourself to death 40s is currently natural ice, but it's on the decline.
Avoid hurricane at any cost. Literal human vomit has been showibg up on the bottles for months.

how do you guys feel about micheladas? i'm currently drinking my very first one and i'm in love.

>>8809698
How bad is Magnum compared to those? I used to drink a couple of those every night, before i tried to quit.

>>8809698

By % steel here is still the best, what's the beast % where you are?

>>8809725
I drink them occasionally, but I'd prefer a bloody mary.

Currently finishing a pint of evan willams and then going to finish a 15 pack of budweiser 16oz.

wife went to the liquor store to pick up some cheap vodka

today wasnt terrible, cheers m8

>>8809803
Can't buy that here.
Never had it.

>>8809813
Yeah steel is the strongest, 24oz cans are 8.1% but 12oz cans are 6.9%.

The beast, ice, is 6.9% and even though I'm terrified as fuck of plastic 40s I got one the other day and it was better than even natural ice, my usual. There are huge variances in alcohol content between the different beasts.

I am a porch sitting 40 conneisuer but I can only get a few varieties. North WV.

>>8806160
It's real.
See a priest or an imam or something.

>>8809301
No. You have to stop buying and drinking, I'm not the one doing it. See a doctor.

>>8805324
>anhedonia
This word make perfect sense, and describe large parts of my life.

>>8805606
May I suggest dumping her before she cheats on you as payback for something she made up in her head. Also stop drinking because of her, she's not worth fucking up your life.

>>8805650
Pick up smoking. When they piss you off, go out for a smoke.
Even better, pick up vaping and act like an insufferable douche blowing phat clouds bro until you get kicked out.

>>8805692
>My doctor said he's very worried about me.
And you're asking advices on an alcoholic thread on an anonymous hemp canvas finger painting forum? The posts about dead people aren't enough? OK, let me spell it out for you :
Continue drinking, everything is going to be OK, you're going to be able to stop as easily after decades of abuse as now, no need to worry about liver or brain damage or being unable to walk down a street with any establishment or store selling alcohol without relapsing to pretty much literally hell or even being able to feel joy or pleasure at all.
Just have a drink my friend, you'll think about your health once it's too late, you have time. Have a drink, and then 'nother one.

>>8805766
You see how the police uses breathalyser to see if someone has drank? You can't cheat them, that's why the police uses them.
Well, you're asking how to remove alcohol from your breath. See where this is going? At best you can try hiding it under a stronger perfume, but your boss isn't that stupid.
Only solution is not drinking and laying low for some time.

>tfw fucked up my chances with the girl of my dreams thanks to drinking too much but after trying to sleep sober literally everyday since sunday and failing, idk if I can not drink today

I can't take another night of laying in bed praying to not exist just for a few hours only to feel like I've laid there consciously from dusk to dawn and somehow recovered my energy

>>8806798
I started smoking a couple of joints every night and just fucking think about stuff. It sort of helps with facing the anxiety and to live with it in a symbiotic relationship rather than thinking a part of me that is still very much me is a parasite that I can't get rid of.

>>8808302
Kombucha is awesome, it's super easy and not at all time consuming to make but still requires attention and care. It can taste really good depending on what tea you use, and there is also like 0.5-2% alcohol in it so it might help a bit with withdrawals i dunno

>>8809122
ya it's genetic, some people have them from day 1 of the sip, but most people don't really experience a real hangover before 24-25. I'm 22 and I work in a bar with a lot of older friends and colleagues and they're all like "ooohh just you wait"

>>8810333
holy fuck just blaze a big enough joint that you can't move dude, always helps

>>8810333
Melatonin will help

Not being able to eat for days on end was scary.
Not being able to keep water down for four days in a row… Guys this is getting serious. I legit have to crawl to get to the tap, then simply throw up until I'm both dry heaving and bleeding. I can't do a damn thing.

>>8811424
Seems like you're still able to push buttons on a keyboard, so what you should do is push some buttons on your phone in order to get in contact with medical professionals. Good luck.

>>8811432
I have to use voice recognition software.
Ok look no disrespect, and honestly anon I do mean that, I cannot, will not go to hospital or seek medical advice. So many people have said to me that it does tend to get a teeny bit abrasive. Look, everyone has their reasons. I don't really want to admit mine.
If I'm annoying you by complaining in these threads then I am sorry, but they're pretty much all I've got at this point.
Thank you regardless.

>>8811438
You're not annoying me at all, anon, just seems to me that getting help to ease your suffering is infinitely better than to be afraid of the suffering you might imagine seeking help will bring.

>>8811432
I still surprised that one dude whose skin was sloughing off was able to type up a post

>>8811444
he's living his life like a movie or a book, it's nice. if we look at life from a narrative standpoint, it's better to do what he's doing for him probably

>>8801721
This is EXACTLY what I usually drink.

Is Smirnoff bro kill?

I liked him

>>8811647
Still with you lovely people. Have posted a few times it.
Couldn't fucking find a tree I could climb high enough.
Investigating options.
Look after yourself, whoever you are.
At least to some extent better than I do.

>>8811677
*itt
Each post takes like 5 attempts because of that robot slut Siri. I miss the android device I puked all over.
Thread is gonna 404. See you all next round.

>>8801794
its amazing how fast the weight melts off of you

>>8802573
used to drink a bottle of wine on the way back from work and then drink 750ml of gin when i got home
would drink beers during breaks too
office job. design.
high functioning alcoholic for those 5 years
one day i got bored of it and just stopped
both options are fun
one of them is very expensive

>>8802677
>AA
pussy
>>8802647
sounds to me like you hate your life, sunshine
2bad4u

>>8802953
you need some motivation boy

How are we boys? why are you guys drinking tonight? post stories.
I myself am drinking for a girl who will never like me

>>8806160
>is magic real

No
you fucking idiot

how fucking old are you

>>8801691
bumping for interest, keep it alive