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>Favorite restaurant now has a no singles policy

>> No.8797890

>>>/tv/

Back to your containment board

>> No.8797891
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>>8797886
iktf friend.

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>>8797886

>> No.8797913

>>8797890
>knows it's a /tv/ meme
you go back with him too, faggot

>> No.8797917

>>8797886
>no singles policy
what?

>> No.8797929

>>8797886
What is the shower and penis inspection situation like there?

>> No.8797938

>>8797886
This happened to me too. I was their best customer though so the owner eventually agreed to let me get take out if I went around to wait outside the back door so the other customers didn't have to see some creepy virgin in the same room as them.

>> No.8797947

>>8797886
More like a no faggots policy, faggot.

>> No.8797949

>>8797886
>>8797938
name and shame or you're trolling
>I already know you're trolling

>> No.8797951

>>8797947
ruthlessly savage

>> No.8797966

>walk in alone
>ask for a table for 4
>say your party is coming
>ask to order right away since you are in a hurry and can't wait for your party
>eat your food pay and leave

How do you have trouble with this?

>> No.8798021

>>8797886
>tfw my favorite dining establishment banned me from the ball pit

>> No.8798416

>>8797886
>restaurant has no singles policy
>pay hooker to go with me
>order the special(tendies and fries with catsup)
>food came pretty quick, less than 12 hours
>the cook's falcon tried eating my date's meal(crab legs)
>throw plate at it like a frisbee
>when I hit it, it death spirals into the kitchen and lands in the fryer
>cook comes out and argues with me and I apologize
>turns out the cooks Canadian, so he apologizes too
>finish meal, bill is $80, meaning about a $60 tip
>go to bathroom to sneak out window
>sentry drones catch me as I try climbing out the window
>sent to the dish mines for 3 years
>just got out on parole today

>> No.8798429

>>8798416
>pay hooker to go with you
>get tenders and fries
>$140 meal with tip
I want to see the cook's falcon.

>> No.8798452

>>8797886
Then I get someone to go with me. No big deal. Out, little memer.

>> No.8798503

>>8798452
>having friends

Well aren't you just soooo fucking special? You think you're better than me? Fuck off.

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>>8797886
there is a solution to that, you know

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>favourite restaurant now confiscates your crab legs

>> No.8799352

>>8797886
There's no way the restaurant's owner can't recognize the 300 pounds mastodon that regularly pays for his rent.