/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>publix
Slave states are not to be considered american, they prefer to be called "confederate"

OP I hope a giraffe sneezes on you and you get some weird disease that makes your cock fall off

>>8788701

I prefer Red Diamond if I have to get a jug, but my gf makes fresh sweet tea every few days or so.

>>8788701

No, we keep another one on our nightstand with some tubing in it so we can still drink when we are sleeping

>>8788708
arn't you concerned about consuming so much sugar?

>>8788704
Im from ny and publix should be a national treasure

>>8788721
whats so good about it? (im not from america)

>>8788715

Not really. I don't eat a lot of unhealthy stuff otherwise. I don't eat fast food, sweets, ect. so it's not a big deal.

>>8788701
Do non-americans really think about things like this every day?

>>8788745

I've always thought it strange that so many foreigners think about us so much.

>>8788735
but u drink 1 of those tubs a day or was that just a joke when i was told americans drink 1 gallon a day?

>>8788721
>>8788732
I'm also from ny and that other guy must be on crack or something. It's a mid-tier grocery store that rednecks think is some amazing gourmet miracle store because it has stuff like olive oil, more than 2 kinds of apples, and cheese that isn't kraft singles

>>8788701
I've never drank iced tea in my life.

t. texan

>>8788762
because you are just so fucking strange. why do you idolise processed foods and sugary beverages? why with all your wealth do u shop at walmart and buy chinese goods? why do u have extremely weak food regulations?

my sunday lunch is a plate of local cheese with saussignon, slice of whole grain bread fresh from bakery. and a nice glass of red.

american lunch is mcchicken with gallon of soft drink.

>>8788770

No, I probably drink a gallon like that every 5 or six days. Sometimes more.

>>8788788
>you have lots of money because you live within your means

This is somehow an alien concept to the third world

>>8788788

Being American, I can do what I want. I have access to literally any food type I want at any given time. I'm a white guy and I made oyakodon for breakfast.

I do what I want and I have more money than I know what to do with. If I want to drink some sweet tea, I'll do so.

>>8788701
Sweet tea is mainly a southern US thing. Even in places where it is really popular, drinking a gallon a day every day would be seen as excessive.

>>8788788
Why are you so credulous?
Why do you ask stupid oblivious questions that have extremely easy to find answers?
Does your government censor the parts of the internet with actual information and only leave you with memes from american sitcoms and cartoons?
Do you think Americans are a hive-mind of stereotypes because your country/culture is one?

We have a whole huge section of people who talk shit about processed foods and sugary drinks and get on soapboxes about being "organic" and "vegan" and "local" and "cruelty free".
Wealthy people do not shop at walmart or buy cheap crap from china.
Why does any country have a shitty government and shitty laws that work against their own best interest? Its always the same reason, which is that they lack full control over it.

>>8788815
>I can do what I want
nope. you cant eat healthy food locally grown with strong history. you have poor food regulations that means all your food (except food imported from us) is laced with all kinds of chemicals.

you also cant catch a train through 4 different countries over the weekend and eat local food from germany, france switzlerland.

you eat mcchicken and post photo of it on /ck/. then you put an egg in your microwaved rice and call it oyakodon.

>>8788788
>american lunch is mcchicken with gallon of soft drink.
Nice.

>>8788832

I have a farmer's market two miles from my house, you poor cuck. You have no idea what you're talking about. Everything you know you've seen on fucking 4chan and American sitcoms. You don't know shit about how we live.

>>8788701
Nope. 2
That's why there's 2 in your pic

>>8788841
wrong. i can look up facts to determine my propositions. for exmaple, america is most obese country in world. america is country where most fast food is eaten. america is worst western country for food regulations. america consume the most sugar in the world and so on. all proofs that support my propositions.

>>8788772
I'm pretty sure I've only heard Floridians talk about Publix so that should tell you all you need to know.

>>8788832
Actually you can
You are under the assumption that we only have fast food chain stores here.
We in fact have LOTS of local eateries that source locally and actually cook food to order.
Stop drinking the koolaid kid

>>8788832
>you cant eat healthy food locally grown with strong history.
we have farmers markets with locally grown/raised organic food, anon.
also, half of your food comes from our continent... so I dont even know what you think you're talking about with this "strong history" crap.

>you also cant catch a train through 4 different countries over the weekend and eat local food from germany, france switzlerland.
you cant hop on a bus and drive across the atlantic ocean to eat local food from wisconsin, idaho, or new jersey.. who fucking cares? what the fuck is your point?

>you eat mcchicken and post photo of it on /ck/. then you put an egg in your microwaved rice and call it oyakodon.
your sense of superiority is entirely based on believing in internet memes, and it's really pathetic and sad.

>>8788832
>you also cant catch a train through 4 different countries over the weekend and eat local food from germany, france switzlerland.
You know why it's great to live in the greatest country on earth.
Chefs from Germany, France and Switzerland move here and opens restaurants.
Don't need to take a train to eat food.

>>8788855
>i can look up facts to determine my propositions.
why don't you go do that, and we'll wait here for while you make a legitimate point.

>>8788878
>On any given day, 34 percent of children between ages 2 and 19 consume fast food. (http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/09/17/440951329/about-a-third-of-u-s-kids-and-teens-ate-fast-food-today))

>According to the American Beverage Association, American consumers on average drink more than 54 gallons of carbonated soft drinks each year, making carbonated soft drinks the most popular beverage in the U.S., almost three times more popular than bottled water, milk or coffee.

so, now that i have facts proving my conclusions, i shall ask, why do u eat mcchicken and drink soft drink and call that lunch?

>>8788732

I honestly don't know. I've lived in Florida for about 3 years now, but never even bother going to Publix. There's nothing special about it compared to just about any other regional grocery store. Most items are just the same name-brands you can get anywhere, but way more expensive.

only southerners drink sweet tea

>>8788701
Is it true that bongs can't get their school ties without consuming a gallon of semen?

>>8788823
>Sweet tea is mainly a southern US thing. Even in places where it is really popular, drinking a gallon a day every day would be seen as excessive.
Grew up in Miami.
Didn't see sweet tea in restaurants whatsoever until moving to Virginia.
I think it's wrong to consider Florida even part of the South until you get to the panhandle and north of like Ocala. In the case of Miami, most people eat and drink healthy. We're almost all carb watchers, drink light beer and vodka beverages, lots of grilled meats, ie South Beach diet.

>>8788922

what did he mean by this?

>>8788894
What store do you usually grocery shop?

>>8788922
Bong reporting in. Can confirm. Another fact is you can't graduate without swallowing the headmasters load. It's been that way since the Magna Carta. Tradition and all. Dificulty: he's always old. Hence the lifetime of training starting in primary.

>>8789002
in case you actually are a bong do you guys still have those weird porn regulations? What was up with that?

>>8788706
i lol'd.
here's your (You)

>>8788712
When my tubing falls out during the night I just roll over and plug it back in my ass.

>>8789005
Yeah, we have to write a letter to the Queen asking permission to wank.

>>8788855
>i can look up facts to determine my propositions
>america is most obese country in world
You're not very good at looking up facts, now are you? US is #12 most obese.

>>8788701
Iced tea is fucking delicious. Especially mango iced tea from Quiktrip.

>>8788701
>never experiencing this simple pleasure

>hating on publix
ill glass a cunt for talking shit about publix

>>8788788
>with all your wealth
lmao