/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>8784255
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>8784255
I'd say she's definitely wifey material, bro

>>8784255
You can eat baby stingrays?

never had elk burgers, how different are they to beef?

>>8784273
>by bro I mean never my bro
Always gets me

>>8784255
How do they compare to beef?
Everything I read about meat like elk says its substandard.
Tough, gamey, greasy, or dry. And wild caught food basically means you cant eat it rare? Because wild animals unvaccinated without antibiotics means you have to kill parasites?
Tell me again why should I be jelly?

>>8784255
What is with those scrambled eggs?

>>8784337
It's great, just cook well done and they stay really juicy and the frenches mustard kicks up the tang.
>>8784338
It's my wife's potato salad

That's a poverty stove w/ poverty pans. Perfect match for your poverty meal.

burgers are burnt to a crisp but at potato salad looks pretty good

>>8784395
That's a cunts comment with cunt words. Perfect for a cunt.

>>8784399
also forgot the chese isn't melted

put a lid over the pan next time to melt the cheese

>>8784399
That's what the sweet baby rays is for to keep it juicy

>>8784255
>wife knows how to cook

but she doesn't know how to clean. That table is a cluttered fucking mess

>>8784255
>>8784391

>potato salad
>no veggies

Pro Tip: potato salad isn't a veggie
how fat are you?

Lol @ lotto tickets on the table. Confirmed poverty level 100.

>>8784391
>It's my wife's potato salad
And the third burger is for her son, amirite?

>>8784413
are you and your wife related to jack by any chance

>>8784255
My wife got hit by a car and died last year and I haven't been able to cope at all.

So yes, I am very jelly

>>8784413
Why is that spoon bent so far?

>>8784453
his wife sat on it

>>8784413
if you insist on bbq, get some onion rings to put on it next time

also just cook on a lower heat and you won't need to deal with burnt burgers and can still have well done

>>8784453
your mind bent it

>>8784419
I had plenty of veggies earlier son, get the love of your life to make you a meal some time.

>>8784273
top kek

>>8784465
why is everything your wife makes either extremely overcooked or extremely undercooked... never any middle ground

>>8784450
What kinda car was it?

>>8784494
Sounds like a Dodge Ram :^)

>>8784255
I was gonna ask how ugly she is but this food looks god damn gross, I really hope she's a looker anon

>>8784488
We cook chicken like this to retain the juice

>>8784505
I wrap my chicken in the foil but whatever

>>8784464
OPIATES. WE NEEED MORE OPIATES

>>8784255
>my wife burnt some elk burgers and I've smothered them with bottled barbecue sauce to make them edible

Why even tell us this?

>>8784505
there is no "juice" in those dry as shit bricks of chicken

>>8784509
im all out

>>8784413
sorry but I forgot or misread those were ELK burgers

I remember cooking ground chicken and it had little to no fat at all and very dry

carry on my friend with the sweet babbby rays

>>8784519
I'm just sharing what my wife makes in a cooking forum. Let me guess, this home made food looks bad to you?

>>8784551
>this home made food looks bad to you?
Not him but yeah it does.

>>8784551
looks good to me

>>8784255
>my wife
You're just a fat guy who eats 3 burgers in a sitting aren't you?

>>8784564
Glad you agree! Had some fish this week too!

This sous vide leg of lamb I did is post worthy not your poverty burger.

>>8784255
At first I thought you meant baby stingrays but then I realized you were talking about a shitty bbq sauce.

>>8784627
That looks undercooked and juiceless.

>>8784632
>At first I thought you meant baby stingrays

tell your wife to clear the lard from her brain so that she cooks something that isn't so fucking overcooked and shitty pal :^)

>>8784324
They're just like beef burgers but shitty because they're too lean!

>>8784465
Get the love of your life to clean all that fucking trash off your kitchen table fucking two-bit donkey fucker

>>8784632
same desu

>>8784337
i had an elk roast one time, i slow cooked the heck out of it for like ten hours and it was like eating a shoe. elk is real tough dude

>>8784255
>My wife knows how to cook

Evidence shows to the contrary

>>8784465
bread and corn
grains and grains
where's the vegetables

>>8784762
Got it from my buddy who is a hunter. It was great!

>>8784273
>fuking phaggot
nice miscpost i miss those guys

>>8784391
your wife is a cunt

>>8784520
>kek and true.

>>8784594
i legit gagged

>>8785338
Why?

>>8784419
Thats what the vitamin C condiment is for.

>>8784419
>potatoes aren't vegetables

oh and op your wife is a cunt

>>8784255
>sweet baby rays
Isn't that stuff pure HFCS?

>>8787067
So what? Sugar and HFCS are all the same shit and SBR's is very tasty.

>>8787130
Good Goy.

>>8784551
>Frozen steak fries
>Homemade

>vitamin c supplement

this is all i needed to see to know you're a complete retard

I'm not sure if this is a troll thread or if you're serious. Either way it's incredibly sad, but I can't help but laugh anyway.

>>8784255
does she do anal?

>having to take vitamin C pills because you're "allergic" to vegetables
whitepeople-0.3.4-x64.exe

>>8784255

I love cooking for my boyfriend. I'd rather serve him crappy chinese takeaway than that hockeypuck, troll thread or not.

What's with the influx of shitty "look at this disgusting food I made for my partner" posts all over 4chan and fb and shit lately?

>>8787595
>>>/lgbt/

>>8784273
The old Oldphag detector just went of known measurability.

>>8787662
The majority of /ck/ is female.

>>8784255
>Plastic cheese
>Mustard
>No garnish at all

I mean I'd probably eat it but there's much room for improvement. If you're not going to garnish the thing, you might as well just have a steak instead.

Salad tomatoes and lettuce at the least, as well as some actual fucking cheese.

>>8784391
That's not fucking potato salad you cunt, what the fuck.

Why is it fucking yellow and covered in shit?

>>8787686
Have you never had potato salad son? It was delish.