/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8773557

>>8773574
Great counter argument, I love meat and vegetable slop now!

brekky's ready boys!!!

>>8773557
>grateful to live in London
You don't hear this very often.

>>8773580
wow beenz on toast, thanks mum, its me favrite!
dear queenie, thank you for this slop i am about to eat, rule britania

>>8773581
Just goes to show how bad our local food is.

I agree we have pretty terrible food, but some of it is in the category of "so bad it's good". I just can't think of any right now.

>>8773588
the only british food I can think of that I slightly enjoy is scotch eggs and english breakfast

>>8773580
im just a colonial but..

whole grain toast with butter
beans used sparingly, not literally a bean sandwich
grated cheddar cheese
hot sauce

>>8773557
>suck
>Can't even name the image

Why are Americans so awful at shitposting?

You made the same thread before and it's still in the catalogue, you silly spastic.

>>8773557
>Britbong here

No, you aren't.

>>8773557
Shart in the Mart detected.

>>8773600
>>8773602
I'm a white born Englishman posting from Victoria Street about a 5 minute walk from Big Ben. Just because I can admit our food sucks doesn't make me some sort of falseflagger you insecure fucks.
I love England and voted Brexit but our food fucking STINKS. I go to see my dad in Marbella like 4-5 times a year and get spoiled by the superior food.

God Americans are tiresome

>>8773557
The love has been lost from alot of british foods with profit and price winning heavily over quality and taste. Mainly because the British are cheap fucks who'll say "It's just a ssausage roll how much difference can 80p make" but every taste test I do with my sausage rolls, scotch eggs or beef&ale pies I will win hands down but people still only treat themselves to food they want to eat occaisionally and regulalry pay less for food they don't want to eat. The difference between a well made sausage and some shit Wetherspoons all day breakfast sausage is a world apart and not only that but the way you cook sausages can vary and when you only pay for the lowest trained cook and cheapest ingredients you don't get care and attention to a craft.
tl;dr if your poor, lazy or uneducated (usually most fall into all three) your taste buds suffer if you care wheat you eat and how it tastes you'll find yourself starving at lack of quality choice.

>>8773606
>I'm a white born Englishman posting from Victoria Street about a 5 minute walk from Big Ben

No, you aren't.

>>8773557
>dislikes British food
>lives in London
Mahmoud please fuck off we don't want you here, if you're that desperate for couscous and sheep eyes try Morocco

fucking londoners

So that's....3? Separate threads of Americans obsessed with British food, and they complain about being stereotyped.

>insecure fucks convinced of american/paki falseflagging

Stop lying to yourselves my fellow countrymen, just be grateful we have world food at our fingertips and no longer have to endure meat slop.

British food inventions all seem to be born out of practicality rather than flavour or presentation. The sandwich, for example, possibly the most influential food innovation a Brit ever came up with, was just a way to make the food more portable.

I think it might be because cooking was seen as women's work, something effeminate, a trivial waste of time for men to be thinking about. While Italian chefs were twisting pasta into new and amusing shapes and experimenting with new ingredients, all of Britain's creativity went into manly pursuits like industry, science, trade, and war, leaving the food to women who were just expected to keep the working men fueled up and slightly drunk.

We do have an amazing selection of cheeses and ales, and I reckon we have desserts to match most other countries. Most of our good stuff is simple comfort food, and the best part about it is often the context it's eaten in (fish and chips on the seafront, ploughman's platter down the pub, roast dinner on a Sunday with family). I think you really have to be British to love British food because it's not the food itself that we love, it's the fact that it's British.

>>8773642
to be fair our cheese and beer game is on point, although I've had better cheese in Bordeaux

>>8773606
Lose some weight, fat yank twat.

>>8773642

do british people really eat bowls of onions?

>>8773616
Man, I wish I could say that I can't believe that to be true, but fuck, a lot of americans are dumber than dogshit.

>>8773600
>>8773602
>>8773605
>>8773610
>>8773614
>>8773615
>>8773626
>>8773647

>>8773638

LOL BRITKEKS BTFO

>>8773626
I just feel pity for them at this point.

>>8773652
Ignorance defeated greed on this occasion.

>>8773649
Where do you come from that you don't eat pickled onions?

>>8773657
I feel pity for your insecurity as an Englishman that you can't believe I'd shit on our awful cuisine.

>being a self-hating Londoner

Fuck off, cuck. Also what's wrong with a cheeky bit of pork and egg slice? Are you some kind of faggot?

>>8773652
Sad to say, but it's true. We've got to be a nation of some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the civilized world. But we're rich. And we have nukes. Which is nice. So mind your tongue, cousin.

>>8773673
The only thing I hate is our food, it's not good, it's utilitarian slop/gruel and in the age of globalisation is no longer needed. I hate roasts, I dread being invited to peoples houses for Sunday lunch.

>>8773638
Okay, so you're white, British, and in London. Which makes you self-hating Briton, which is even worse than an American who's just shit-posting.

Your type are scum. The lowest of the low. You're always talking down your own country: you're nothing but a traitor. You claim to love the UK but you just shit all over it: you have no pride or love for your own heritage. You are truly disgusting, you're worse even than the Muslims who come here: at least they appreciate their own heritage and culture. You? You just spew shit. "Eurgh, everything is so shit in the UK. Eurgh, everything is broken. Eurgh, there's nothing nice about the UK. Eurgh, I'm so patriotic I jump at the chance to tell everyone how terrible the UK is."

Do the world a favour and go jump of Vauxhall Bridge. I'm done with you.

>>8773671
You're still going, huh.

>>8773676
...And we have a narcissistic sociopath at the helm of State. Sleep tight.

>>8773681
I don't want this to turn political but I voted for Brexit and am disgusted to see how multiculturalism has destroyed London and how it seems like it's just going to spread outwards from the city destroying our heritage and cultural identity until we're a Muslim nation. That aside, it's handy that I never have to eat shitty English food because it's just undeniably awful.

OP has the opinions of a mandchild who can't cook.

>>8773681
Assuming he isn't a yank or paki shitposting, he suffers from a mental illness:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe

Look it up and you will see that all lefties suffer from said mental illness.

>>8773677
>I hate roasts
Go the fuck away

>>8773694
>lefties suffer from said mental illness

>>8773691
>I voted for Brexit and am disgusted to see how multiculturalism has destroyed London and how it seems like it's just going to spread outwards from the city destroying our heritage and cultural identity until we're a Muslim nation

He's not a leftie mate. Now what?

OP is a diaperfag

>>8773557

>>8773694
>he voted for brexit but he's a leftie because he doesn't like britfood
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org

dumb british phoneposters

>>8773699
When everyone else has roast I have a customised version. Pan fried asparagus and green beans instead of soggy carrots and putrid sprouts, seasoned sweet potato slices instead of roast potatoes, the meat everyone else is having as is and an optional gravy pot to the side so I don't have to contaminate my entire meal with it I don't feel like eating it and no fucking yorkshire pudding shite. It's actually tolerable served this way.

>>8773703
>>8773713
Not that Anon, but technically he didn't actually say the other Anon was a lefty. He just said that he suffers from this "mental illness," and said lefties suffer from it. He never said it was exclusively lefties.

There was an implication though.

>>8773691
>waaah multiculturalism sucks except the bits I like

>what would you like off the menu tonight, sir?
I'll have my usual, white genocide!

Do brits actually think their cuisine is good? Haven't been in a country where it wasn't used as a joke. Only place that praise it is England.

>>8773746
Don't you ever get bored of the same old shitposts? Get some new material.

>>8773754
So no argument then.

waaa you must like our watery meat and veggie slopsies or you hate our country
- /pol/

It's rather telling that no one is posting 'good' british food to back up their argument, if I made a thread shitting on italian food imagine all the mouth watering pictures people would post to immediately shut me down.
It's almost as if everyone in this thread knows british food is shit but a few horribly insecure, misguided nu-nationalists are pretending it's great because they can't handle criticism directed at anything prefaced as 'british'. Shameful.

>>8773746
I'm English, have been to France, Spain, Germany and the USA, and while I obviously haven't tried every food in every country like some of you highly qualified international experts, my personal experience was generally:

USA > France > Britain > Germany > Spain

I've had nice food in all of those countries, had terrible food in all but France.

Pretty sure most people who shit on British food are either mocking a crass stereotype with no actual personal experience, or made zero effort to get decent food while in Britain, and think we all eat the canned or overcooked shit that they were dumb enough to eat.

>>8773777
>implying OP isn't full-/pol/
>implying anyone should post content in a shitposting thread
>implying implications

>>8773776
You never did, just mindless shitposts. What a pathetic soul you are.

>>8773781
Your country rankings prove what a grade-A pleb you are.

>>8773777
>please prove your point on this subjective matter by posting 50 examples that you think are good for me to enjoy ripping apart

>>8773781
True, Im sure you can get good food in England, bur this tread us about clasic dishes from the country, what are some famous british recipies?

>>8773793
You've been to all those countries then? How would you rank them?

>>8773797
Beef Wellington

>>8773777
So now your b8 didn't work you are bringing up /pol/ to widen your net.

Get some friends.

>>8773798
Italy>Spain>France>USA>>>>>>>>>Britain
haven't been to Germany

>>8773797
Knickerbocker Glory

>>8773800
Don't even respond to them. We can all post hundreds of professionally photographed meals and shut them up. Then they will make the dame thread again in a few hours and start again.

This is the third anti-British thread in the catalogue that our awful mods always allow until 404.

Why waste the energy?

>>8773800
Looks like a nice joint of beef, why would you ruin it with all that pastry? I think I'm going t be sick...

>>8773692
I'm waiting for everything to burn. I will be one of the first to die.

>>8773581
It's because he's a paki, and Londonisatan is where he feels most at home.

>>8773792
>traveling from one country to another in yoorop can be as cheap as 50 euro
are you poor?

>>8773808
Hey, this thread is Made In The UK, you can't hide behind the excuse of American bullies. This is straight from the horses mouth, your food sucks. In the grand scheme of things I don't see why you guys are so assblasted about this, you have so many amazing options on your doorstep now that invalidate British cuisine.

>invent the modern world and spread it to every corner of the globe
>abolish slavery
>save europe from tyranny 3 times
>"b-but look, some of your food really sucks haha!"
Pathetic.

>>8773820
What the fuck are you going on about?

>>8773800
Beef-wellington is anglo french if anything, you brits have to steal other countries second rate dishes to appear relevant? That's astoundingly pathetic, wow. I never knew britbongs were so insecure kek

>>8773831
Damn you're still going? You're still using American spellings, sentence structure and Americanisms?

This thread is a monument to your own inferiority complex and does nothing but amuse us all.

>>8773836
Why do you care that our food sucks? I'm very proud of the history of our Empire, cooking was just never our strong suit. I don't see why this gets people so bent out of joint.

>>8773557
>Britbong here, why does our food fucking suck?

Amerifag of British ancestry here. I've been curious about the exact same thing. The answer that I always assumed to be true (and that most people provide when asked) is that British cuisine suffered due to rationing necessitated by both World Wars.

But I got to reading in Mrs. Beeton's (A cookbook from the Victorian era) and it mentions the poor reputation of English cookery--and this source pre-dates even WWI by multiple decades.

I think it's a very legitimate question, and one that I find quite interesting.

>>8773642

>I think it might be because cooking was seen as women's work, something effeminate

you got it anon. the sexual division of labour in humans is the reason why brits are singularly maligned for their culinary standards. nailed it dog give this guy an obe

>>8773840
>Beef-wellington is anglo french

It's almost as if France & the UK have some sort of shared history & culture.

>>8773847
how dare you acknowledge that cooking isnt our strong suit, why do you hate yourself? i bet you love muslims!

Jokes aside, I think the most unbritish thing you can do when someone says our cooking stinks is get legitimately defensive and upset instead of rolling with the bantz, these soft, sensitive nu-nationalists are an embarrassment to our nation.

>>8773854

This doesn't make sense. If it were a gender issue then it would apply to all types of cuisines, not just British.

>>8773557
>Britbong here, why does our food fucking suck?

In brief?

War era rationing and industrialization.

Industrialization saw the disapation of a lot of the wild land where fish and game might be hunted, or even cultivated land where cattle might be grazed

The global beef market also drastically changed what sort of cattle you raise there.

The rationing from 2 great wars created a culture where shit like >>8773580
or chip butties becomes fucking nostalgia food because it's what an entire generation grew up on.

>>8773606
Marbella is a fucking resort town in Spain of course the food is better there.

>>8773836
>>invent the modern world and spread it to every corner of the globe
>>abolish slavery
>>save europe from tyranny 3 times
>>"b-but look, some of your food really sucks haha!"

Genuinely thought you were talking about the United States for a second and was going to point out England abolished slavery long before we did.

Turns out dumb fuckers sound exactly the same no matter what country they're from.

>>8773861
>I think the most unbritish thing you can do when someone says our cooking stinks is get legitimately defensive and upset

Of course you would, because you don't know what Britishness is. Why do you hate your own country so much?

>>8773864

before the blitz we ate pies

now we eat pies

stop with your pop history bullshit

>>8773691
>I too hate multiculturalism Goyim, but isn't the food nice.

I shouldn't you be posting photoshopped, half-dressed sheboons in a race-mixing thread somewhere?

>>8773877
I'm having a jolly giggle here at all the tears desu m8, why not banter back instead of getting sore in the crack?

>>8773861
>Jokes aside, I think the most unbritish thing you can do when someone says our cooking stinks is get legitimately defensive and upset instead of rolling with the bantz, these soft, sensitive nu-nationalists are an embarrassment to our nation.

I don't give a shit about the bantz, I want to have a serious discussion on the subject. I'm honestly curious about it.

And as I pointed out, the conventional explanations like >>8773864 's muh rationing clearly aren't the root of the issue.

>>8773854
You know what I mean. Men in other countries could take pride in their skill in the kitchen, whereas British men would be mocked as being effeminate. Invention, innovation and artistic talent all tend to be found in men.

So, while the geniuses of France were inventing wonderful new ways to cook an egg, British talent was devoted to more "manly" or "important" pursuits.

>>8773886
I would like a serious discussion to, but my fellow countrymen get embarrassingly triggered by the truth of how sub-par our food is.

>british food is the wors-

>>8773800
>>8773812
>>8773840
Marrying meat and pastry is a VERY old british tradition, the steak pie, shepherds pie, and pork pie are all quintessential British dishes.

>>8773884
Because you don't get to drape yourself in a patriotic Union Jack and then shit all over your country. You're the worst type of scum, and you need to know it.

>>8773877
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe

>>8773724
Leave it out mate, English is his second language.

>>8773893
Meat and pastry sucks, there goes 70% of British """"food""""

>>8773845
>OP posts definitive black and white proof he's british and lives in London
>some obviously different person comes in and says something also negative therefore he must be OP

You did it, you caught the evil American bully!

>>8773897
You suck.

>>8773893
Shepherd's pie does not involve any pastry.

>>8773897

EVERYONE DOGPILE THIS CUNT

DOGPIIIIIIIIIIILE

>>8773895
I'm shitting over the food because it's shitty. Do you realise how insane you sound mincing my words in to me insulting everything about our entire country? Get a grip on reality mate.

>>8773899
Run along and post a new thread on /int/ or /pol/ so we can see your flag, yank.

I'll wait.

>>8773897
>it sucks because i say so

>>8773892
How many of those top restaurants are using traditional english recipes? I'll wait...

>>8773879
>>8773886
England has always eaten pies it's true, but the QUALITY and VARIETY of the shit that went in them used to be much higher before the war era. Another cause is of course, British stoicism and economic policy. Tighten the belt, don't complain, get back to work. Margaret Thatcher channeled the ghost of Queen Victoria and fucked a generation sideways, like a more masculine Reagan. Frivolous pursuits suffered as a result: frivolous things like food.

>>8773903
>Shepherd's pie does not involve any pastry.
You know bloody well what the fuck i'm meaning potato pastry it's savory starch

>>8773909
>I'm shitting over the food...

...because you lack any and all pride in your heritage and culture.

>me insulting everything about our entire country

I'm just calling you traitorous scum. Either love your country or leave before you're removed, mate.

>>8773893
>shepards pie
>pastry

Please stop pretending to be British.

>>8773918
I wasn't pretending to be British, i'm American, because I am American I have to defend England because you can't seem to do it on your own. Ever.

>>8773915
>mashed potato is pastry now

Sure thing. You're clearly qualified to have an opinion.

>>8773917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2bOXQibamM

>>8773917
So you'd rather tip the white to mussie ratio the wrong way becuase I don't like our shit food but love pretty much everything else? Nu-nationalist, begone.

>>8773922
Quality bantz Amerifriend, I look forwards to seeing how rattled these cucks get from it.

>>8773886
The french revolution and the rise of the proffessional chef as a service to the general public. In return for all bloodshed France got better food. In other European countries it's because farming is a bigger share of the economy and there are more small farms. Meaning people over there had better standards when it came to produce. Quality food was sacrificed for the cause and stability of the British Empire. Germany has the worse food after the brits and was also the second most powerful empire. It all checks out.

>>8773939
>Germany has the worse food after the brits
>Germany
>Bad Food

Mate, I don't see ENGLAND themed restaraunts all over the world

>>8773890
Fun fact, in ye medieval times as many if not MORE men worked in the kitchens. This is because kitchen work used to be quite (or rather, even more so than it is now) physical, involving a lot of heavy lifting and repetitive upper body motion. SUPERVISING the kitchen was the Lady's job yes, because she was generally involved in all the domestic supervision. But the actual cookery was fairly unisex, if not more slanted towards men.

Ignoring the paki op.

British food took a knife to the gut with the industrial revolution. So many families just uprooted and left behind their local culture that no one carried on the recipe books their ancestors passed down orally.

Another issue is that like the suit, good traditional British food has exported across the world. American's celebrate all their festivals with a Sunday Roast type meal. We don't consider it a uniquely British thing because every one else adopted it.

>>8773931
>Shits all over his heritage and culture
>Has no pride in his nation yet claims to be "proud" of his country
>Dares to call someone else a "Nu-nationalist"

How does it feel knowing your traitorous type will be some of the first to be rounded up as seditious elements? Your thin veneer of nationalism won't save you; you self-hating types are too easy to spot.

Truly disgusting.

>>8773951
>Another issue is that like the suit, good traditional British food has exported across the world. American's celebrate all their festivals with a Sunday Roast type meal. We don't consider it a uniquely British thing because every one else adopted it.

This is a fair point, there are a lot of things that were once quintessentially British that spread across the Anglosphere and are now just considered 'Western' thanks to British Imperialism.

>>8773927
Jimbo did nothing wrong.

>>8773952
I get it, you're playing a cartoon /pol/ character. Well played mate, good bantz, it's a shame that people like that actually exist. I'd say our humour is more important than our food when it comes to cultural identity, shame that's being lost.

>>8773952
Average brexit poster

>>8773945
That's down to burger muh heritage twats and you know it.

>>8773962
Rasheed.

>>8773977
RAAASHEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGrSt5wyQVE

>>8773955
Not even the Anglosphere, look at Japanese business men. They dress British.

>>8773981
They dress American, who dress British

India would be a better example

Culinarily speaking, Britain is probably the weak link of western Europe, but that doesn't mean in any way that her food is shit.

>scones with jam and clotted cream
>cheddar
>steak pies
>liver and onions
>black pudding

If you think any of those isn't good your tastes are just shit and your opinion should be discarded

>>8773984
>Sunday roast dinners
>Full fried breakfasts
>Mash potatoes
>Roast parsnips
>Custard
>Sponge puddings

Mother fucker the list is eternal if you actually consider what British culture is and how widely it's exported. It's the old "Britain has no culture" argument because they can't see how it got adopted else where.

Modern British food doesn't suck generally, any more than any other developed nation. All food in the developed world is roughly the same quality. Most of it is imported from the same places and the quality of local ingredients depends more on freshness and preparation than where it was grown. How much time, effort, skill and money goes into your food is a far bigger factor in quality than which country you happen to be in.

As for famous British traditional dishes, we don't have as many of those as France for example, because while they were inventing French toast, we were too busy liberating them from the Nazis to invent an equivalent dish. Indians made curry, we conquered them. This way, we can enjoy curry too, but we get the added bonus of ruling them. I guess historically, we have just had different priorities and different talents. Italy invented pizza, Britain discovered and harnessed electricity, which led to the refrigerator and thus frozen pizza, making pizza widely available and convenient for everyone. Everyone has their talents.

>>8773991
wasn't meant to be an exhaustive list mang

what i learned from this thread is british food sucks and britfags are really salty about this

>>8773945
I see english pubs which is the same shit. All about the beer drinking cause the food is crap.

>>8773945
>Mate, I don't see ENGLAND themed restaraunts all over the world
Are you retarded? There are British theme pubs all over the world.

>>8773979
>he probably thinks he's funny.
I never cringed at an anonymous post before...

>>8774046
British food doesn't suck though, it's about the same in every developed country. We have the same supermarkets, bakeries, butchers, greengrocers etc. as anyone else. British food only sucks if you're so stupid, poor or lazy that you limit your access to good food, and that's the case in every country.

>>8774058
no has posted good british food yet, they can't because it doesn't exist

>>8774046
I bet you're that yank who pretended to be a Scot the other day on /tv/. You spell and have the same grammar as him.

>>8773991
>mashed potato
That's french dude.

>>8774063
>it doesn't exist
For you.

>>8774066
wow you're insane lol, get fucked taggart your post pattern recognition technique is a little off

>>8774073
>full english breakfast, indian curries and dogshit
consider me put in my place ;)

>>8774073
did you even look at this picture before you posted it? you're just helping his case desu

>>8774075
It is you, you spew the same shit on multiple boards.

You sad twat.

>>8774078
>it's not good british food because i personally don't like it or consider it british enough
If you're just going to move the goalposts then what's the point of me replying?

>consider me put in my place
Your place is /b/. Fuck off back there until you're old enough to discuss a subject sensibly.

>>8774073
yeah great results there mate

>>8774096
You just got trolled

>>8774073
>good british food
>fried eggs, beans, and sausages

>>8774100
>Pasta and sauce ad nauseum

>>8774108
the british results were mush and gravy ad nauseum, the difference is theres so much more offered by italian cuisine whereas that's all the britain has

>>8774100
>pasta
>pizza
Two kinds of dishes? Wow, such originality and creativity. Sure wish I was Italian so I could choose between pasta and pizza every meal time.

>>8774115
it's almost as if using the first 15 results of a google image search to make a point about a countries entire cuisine is fucking retarded

>>8774115
>>8774108
holy shit apparently some British people are really fucking triggered lol

Saged

>>8774120
it's a shame you cant' have a legitimate discussion with them because they just go in to god save the queen mode any time you suggest their food is maybe not quite up to snuff compared to countries renowned for their cuisine

>>8774114
Didn't read any of that.

>>8774132
got muslim cum in your eyes britcuck?

>>8774120
>>8774127
Aaah it is the same fucking guy from /tv/ and he's still samefagging like a queer.

Look at the way he writes his posts, doesn't capitalise or use punctuation.

What a truly pathetic bitch.

>>8774127
Oh fuck off. What discussion? It's always the same "lol toast sandwich lol" shit every time. It's not uncommon to see 3 or 4 threads with this as its sole purpose. Acting like a cunts and then complaining when people address you're cuntiness doesn't make you a master troll, it just makes you cunts. Same to you to mods. You're all cunts.

>>8774117
Strange how the result for good British food was varied though isn't it?

>>8774136
And the same fucking insults as on /tv/ too.

Samefagging little sissy. Go and pretend to be Scottish again yank, dump the folder.

>>8774142
>>8774132
>>8774138
Still waiting for you to post good British food

>>8774152
you'll be waiting for a while, they're desperate to change the subject

>>8773864
> their entire cuisine is bad because they had a few years of war rations
Lol this is my favourite part of these threads
Never disappoint me

Real Brit here. I love a roast beef dinner made from Cheshire raised fresian cows down at the pub

>>8774142
It's just one samefagging yank. Don't taje the b8.

He got bullied to fuck on /tv/ now he's crawled here to try the same routine.

>>8774159
Is he underage or mentally subnormal?
>yank
I'm going with the latter.

>>8773890
>I don't know any English men and have never been to England
Thanks for your useless opinion

>>8774153
Samefagging sissy.

>>8774152
Why bother? Everything posted will just be "oh wow *thing* and *thing* lol" or "that's not really British though it's French/German/Roman/Pict/Beaker peoples.

>>8773892
I had no idea Alaska has so many top restaurants

>>8774164
I know the term "autist" gets thrown around a lot but that anon really is autistic.

He just kept going until the thread 404d, long after bump limit. Just samefagging, agreeing with himself without any attempt to change his typing style to look different.

Definite mental problems.

>>8773945
British pub style restaurants and fish and chip shops are common globally

>>8774164
Just waiting till the deflection to moon landings or "saving your asses"

>>8774159
People who samefag like that twat are just sad.

>>8774190
>b-but they suck and aren't british enough
Just saving that retarded Yank a post.

I thought Brits had good banter but they just seem like uppity pussies that piss and pout when you make funny of their foodey woodeys kek

British food sucks, prove me wrong -
>he's samefagging!
>DAE 'murica XXDD
>if I post good British food people will just call it French!

You guys suck at this.

>>8774204
>i thought brits had good banter but now my butt hurts because they made fun of me and my shitty bait

>>8774213
>>8774204
Get therapy man this is sad

Continue this thrilling debate at:
https://discord.gg/RttBE

>>8774217
says the guy who thinks everyone who doesnt use grammar is some shitposter who traumatised him once upon a time and make 10 posts quoting random people calling them a samefag

you're like a retarded captain ahab

Yank autists on suicide watch.

>>8773557
French call us roast beefs because they think roast lunches are boring but the jokes on them. Tell me you wouldn't eat it this: thick slices of medium well roasted beef with caramelized onions, new potatoes with butter and finely chopped dill and some steamed broccoli

>>8774241
sound sbetter than a normal roast but your average roast is boring and the french are right to laugh

>>8774204
Get fucked, sissy samefag.

>>8774247
>the french are right to laugh
They're too busy eating frog's legs and snails and horsemeat.

>>8774227
Samefag, samefag sissy dresses like a trap.

>>8773557
According to another thread in the last few days, the reason French food took off is because they slaughtered all of their nobility in the 1790s, so chefs were forced to make a living by cooking for the masses. Thus, French cuisine took off.

You Bongistanis, OTOH, still have your same old inbred elites running the show.

But at least you've imported kebab and vindaloo along with terrorism and designated shitting streets, so ya got that goin for ya.

>>8774346
Don't you shit talk curry m8

>>8774346
>OTOH

Fuck off back to plebbit, queer.

Here's what is wrong with British food:

The entire spectrum of British cuisine is reminiscent of what a 5 year old kid would eat. It's fried food, pastries filled with meat, mashed or pureed vegetables, and all of it excluding a couple things are completely devoid of any form of sharp flavoring. There are little to no spices. The sharpest flavor found in any British recipe is going to be vinegar, a component of more complex sauces rather than a fully composed sauce or dressing.

The types of ingredients exclusive to the British isles can be exotic, but exotic in a disgusting way. Worcestershire sauce is made from molded anchovies. Fried and jellied eels are made from a slimy and insect like creature.

The only exclusively British food that is somewhat decent is usually 'imported' (stolen) from other countries like Tea (China) Tikki Masala (India) Shwarma (middle east) etc. The rare exceptions are the Full English breakfast, a shotgunning of traditional breakfast foods on a plate so that at least a couple of those items are going to please someone, beef wellington, which is a pastry filled with meat; a steak poptart. Cheddar Cheese is another but this cheese is orange, oddly colored.

You eat with your eyes first and ALL british food looks pretty disgusting. Meat pies appear as balls of bread with brown juice staining the exterior, the food is often boiled, giving a grey and muted color, curry dishes literally look like feces, the ales and ciders are yellow, tan, and various colors of brown to 'compliment' the dishes. There is no bright reds or vibrant greens to stimulate the appetite. Even the malt vinegar is an off-shade of purple dosing tan fish-sticks and tan fried potatoes. The only color you'll find is pale green mushed up peas.

See, you Brits don't have any consideration into the composition of your food. Unlike the French or the Italians or the Germans that have a sauce that can stand on it's own, British food is literally X + Y and you call it a day.

>>8774479
I remember this pasta, was it one of Rileys?

>>8773616
>>8773652

probably because mcdonalds has been exclusively catering to black people for decades and they're mentally retarded on average. Just you wait for more diversity to take its toll on your countries.

>>8773709
can confirm

>>8774479

All of this food would be excusable, we all need to eat something even if it's a wholesome piece of bread and a chunk of meat slapped together; the Americans would call this a burger. But you're so fucking PROUD of your food it's laughable. Just like a 5 year old kid that slaps his hands in some mud would be proud of the mess they made, so too is the Brit that shoves a pig dick in a bread roll and calls it gourmet. I think after the last 200 years of fighting with the rest of yurope, they did a pretty good job keeping you in the dark of modern cooking techniques.

In the US, a huge part of modern cooking is both fusion and proper technique, and in the 1950s and 60s, the french method of cooking took over. Sauces are made with a base, they dishes in of themselves and they can stand on their own. it's not a bottle of vinegar thrown on some flora, and the vinegar sauces the US does have actually has peppers in it. It's also not based off of fermented dead fish. British foods have no time or care put into them, the longest recipe is a couple hours into the oven, not chilis or BBQ that takes a whole day to cook, not sauces or reductions that require hours of cooking, it's a loaf of bread thrown into an over until it's hot, done.

You're so defensive of your shitty food, and this thread is a perfect example. As if 'war rationing' inspired an entire British menu, and that would have been acceptable if you know, there was an actual war going on. As if food fit for a baby is anywhere near a culinary accomplishment. If you put as much time into your recipes as you did shitposting or pissing off the rest of the world, maybe British food wouldn't look and taste so revolting, and be the laughingstock of ever British post on /ck/

>>8774495
>you remember a pasta I just typed up 5 minutes ago

ok faggot

>>8774479
Lost it at the mints

>>8774479
Spot fucking on

The Ugly American stereotype is well and truly alive I see

>>8773557
The immense britcuck butthurt ITT is beautiful, OP.

>>8773626
3 including the Indian dogshit curry thread, Ahmed.

>>8774495
not a pasta, searched it on goog and warosu

>>8774571

>>8773557
Ok, so, I it may feel like a running gag, but let a french guy tell you one or two things that are undermined in your cuisine:
-Cheeses, you are actually not nad at all at it, but dump most of the cooked milk ones, your raw milk cheeses rule
-Your alcohols, especially beer and whiskies can be nice
-Sandwiches, but stop putting cucumber in there it is a fucking disgrace.

>>8773557
>Britbong
>>8773557
>live in London

Non-white aka non-British person detected

>>8773583

>>8774790

>>8774810
>Non-white aka non-British person detected
>non-British
Tell that to that cuck Churchill, as far as he was considered every poo, chink, nignog, and dune coon is a 100% British citizen. :^)

>>8773600
>>8773605
>>8773610
>>8773626
>>8773647
>>8774234
>>8774739

Absolutely unending, unyielding, embarrassing yuropoor obsession

>>8774853
>citizen
We didn't have citizens back then, we had subjects.
You're a fucking idiot.

>>8774538
Yea man. We don't do BBQs. If only traditional European cooking was putting things on spits over a fire and we still did them at traditional events.

No wait, you're a bunch of London cunts who don't understand there is a divide between shitting streets and prayer 5 times a day life and the country life.

>>8774888
"""""subjects"""""" that now have dual-citizenship.
Enjoy your self-made caliphate, lad. Brexit won't save you, sweetie. ;*

200 posts and no one can actually defend it like OP said, this is hilarious
the closest thing to an argument for british cooking is say you like it or get out of the country
britcucks on suicide watch lmao

>>8773945
Best food coming through

>>8774100
>50 shades of carbs.jpeg

>>8775046
>>8775060
>50 shades of brown.jpeg

Couldn't care less really. It is, like all American opinions on non-American things, completely worthless.

>>8773616
>Americans really innumerate

Apparently illiterate too

>>8775024
Because why bother. It's a complete waste of time. This is barely /pol/ level bait.

A properly done Scotch egg is tasty as fuck desu. That's the only bong food I've ever enjoyed, and only for its sheer richness.

>>8773557
>Can anyone here actually defend British food?
At least they tried?

>>8773557
is that a clock?

>>8775432
I... I could disprove it, I j-just don't want to m-mate

>>8775500
I can't because the opinion has already been formed. And that opinion is worthless.

Probably something like this:
>climate didn't allow for diverse spices
>vegetables weren't really a thing
>country as a whole didn't go into a trend of actually making their food better and just stuck to their "struggle food"-tier cuisine instead
>tasty stuff doesn't grow in that climate

So you get a bunch of meat based food that probably just seasoned with salt and pepper.

I really love British and Irish food. It's a real shame that the food culture here has disintegrated. You need to go to a nice restaurant now to have it cooked well. Barely anyone in Britain has done any real home cooking since 1960. You have to do your own research into classic British dishes before you appreciate them. It always pays to make real butter pastry. Get the right meat cuts for the dish and cook them accordingly. Learn to blanch and steam and roast vegetables properly and they are delicious. Lots of spices and herbs have been authentic to British cooking for hundreds of years.

>>8775537
>Barely anyone in Britain has done any real home cooking since 1960

Did they ever? It was a fucking colonialist class society living off of slave labor that had servants cooking for their rentier asses. And the lower classes just threw some shit they could scrounge from the gutter in a pot of grease or water. Your "food culture" was developed from some alcoholic servant dipping into your wine cellar and throwing shit together in a drunken stupor, which the braindead indolent rentier colonialists accepted as "haute cuisine."

>>8775046
that looks delicious

>>8775537
nice bowl of puke mate

>>8775779
Lol I hope you're from the US
It makes it so much more deliciously ironic that you think you know anything about British history or cooking and probably pick up kraft dinners from Walmart in a motorized wheelchair

>>8773557
Redpill me on whatever the fuck that is in your pic. Im guessing egg, spam or corned beef, and then ???? Mystery brown stuff.

>>8774256
>horsemeat
Pretty sure that was ENGLAND

>>8773557
Is that even halal?

>>8776703
>>8776725
Internet says it's Pork Pie. So no it is not Halal.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/272397477431933528/

>>8773626
As a Burger (Steer/Queer variant), I really like Britbong food, you cunt.

>>8773691
>shitty English food
Nigger, I will fly from DFW to London to fight you on this point, but the Mozzies will murder me within a half hour of landing.
Fuck.

>>8774370
I don't have to "shit talk curry", m9, you get the curry shits just by eating it.

Looks the same coming out as it does going in, too.

>>8776697
>knows nothing about British history

Oh? I've studied a great deal about the collapse of the British Empire. Fascinating, really. There were a lot of stages to it, but since you're a bongistanian, perhaps you can tell me when it started. I'm all ears.

>>8773626
Greetings fellow Bongistani, do you have a few minutes so that I may bring you the good news about our lord and savior, Chicago deep dish pizza?

>>8773915
If it weren't for Thatcher, you'd all be speaking Russian and subsisting on borscht, comrade.

>>8773922
They did all right against Napoleon. Of course, that was 200 years ago, before they became a bunch of faggots.

>>8775183

>being blind on an IMAGE board

>>8776929

You know every British person isn't Winston Churchill, right? The slow decline of Empire isn't a touchy subject for anyone but the most exceptional Pith helmet wearing imbecile.

>>8775779
>It was a fucking colonialist class society living off of slave labor that had servants cooking for their rentier asses

Sounds like America before the civil war!

>>8777532

>losing 2 wars to that same group of people

lol fucking britbottles

>>8773557

Mm I love Gala pie. Follow that up with an iced bun

>be a Cuckney
>£900 a week rent on my bedsit shared with 20 pakis
>subsistence is bulk buy beans and rice from the local Indian market
>can't afford a Greggs
>"sh-shitty british food

>>8773557
Hey dickhead, that looks nice in a very rustic way and I doubt you could make it. Not even British

>>8777585
>>8777537

250 odd posts and all britcucks can do is cry?

>>8773642
So you got a bowl of Purina Wet Dogfood (Beef flavored w/ gravy and it looks like they gave you at least half the can lucky you!), a stick of celery, a radish cut into four pieces, two wedges of cheese one moldy as shit and one that looks to be hard as a brick, some grape tomatoes that appear to have been stretched when they were plucked from the queens puckering anus, a lettuce leaf, mustard, some bread, two slices of Buddig-tier deli-ham, and a bowl of raw onions for you to blame all the crying on that happens as you eat and remember that in less than 200 years you went from a global superpower to essentially being the yes-man to one of your ex-colonies.

Oh and some beer.

>>8773720

Fuck me I can smell the smug from here you pretentious cuntox.

>>8778685
>>8775403

>>8776847
Same as chili.
Fucking rednecks.

>>8779135
>Fucking rednecks.

Are the Spanish the rednecks of Yurop?

Because chili is from Spain.

>>8779216
pretty sure that award goes to rural Sweden

scotch eggs are great you stupid smelly yank cunt

>>8773800
This, stargazy/shepherd's pie and roasted chestnuts all seem amazing to me, and I'm murrican.

It doesn't all look good though. I think England's best at sticking to meat/pastry things. We don't eat that kind of stuff over here because we're too lazy to even prepare that. Then we turn around and complain English food is "boring" because god forbid you make beef stew five times a year.

>>8773583
Is "Rule Britannia" the British imperialist equivalent of "itadakimasu"?

>>8779216
Chili was invented by cowboys, silly anon.

>>8779818

>>8773892
Didn't know that Austria and Switzerland switched locations.

>>8773557
Faggot

>>8773580
>he doesn't like beans on toast

Get the fuck out

>>8773583
Faggot

>>8774241
oh my goodness don't I'm going shopping tomorrow and only have basics left I'm off to make a corned beef sandwich with hp sauce. food of the gods

>>8773642

I ploughed your mum last night. Can I get a platter?

why are brits so defensive of their terrible food?

>>8782146
Damn, sissy samefag is still going.

The fact that you haven't changed anything about what gives you away, even after we have made you aware of it, means you are doing it intentionally for b8 or you are autistic.

Said this in one of the other three active threads yesterday, Cornish pasties are GOAT. Most Aussie pasties are shit so I didn't realise what the fuss was about until I had the real deal. Lightly seasoned, the meat and vegetables stewing in the pastry, good stuff.

>>8782305
>Damn, sissy samefag is still going.

Is this irony in its purest form?

beans on toast from a bloody colonial

whole grain toast
slight butter
beans used SPARLINGLY. this isn't a bean sandwich for fuck sakes
old cheddar cheese
hot sauce used to taste

black coffee on side

enjoy.

btw UK, thanks for pork pies <3

>>8773592
What about Christmas dinner?

>>8773720
If this is how people cook you sunday dinner i feel bad for you. Unless you are some cock who gets all his shit opinions from vice then i want you to go die.

>>8783350
Why would you feel bad for me for getting something better than a roast dinner? lol

>>8782955
Why do Americans have such bad teeth?

>>8783358
obsessed

I came to the conclusion a while ago that both American and British foods aren't that great. However, since Americans only have a handful of core American dishes, they feel the need to shit on Britain, who are the best target since they too only have a handful of core English dishes.
It strikes me as quite sad that both parties can't understand that their lower class foods are equally shit and the same applies to most other countries.
At the end of the day however, both parties will be quite happy to eat what either side call 'slop'. As the old saying goes, it's horses for courses. What works for you, won't work for others.

>>8783358
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>>8773692
>twisted, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

Is Donald Trump literally me?

>>8783375

But that doesn't make any sense at all. The reputation for poor cuisine in England pre-dates the existence of the USA.

For example, the French have been using "a la Anglaise" to refer to boiling food for a long ass time.

And then you run into domestic English sources that repeat the same thing. Mrs. Beeton's cookbook that was mentioned earlier in the thread refers to the poor reputation of British food, and that was written by a Brit rather than some foreigner trying to put down the British.

>> that both parties can't understand that their lower class foods are equally shit and the same applies to most other countries.

I accept that just fine. In fact, that's why I'm so curious about this topic. Since every country has shitty food that it's infamous for, as well as great food that is well-liked, what exactly is different about British cuisine such that it gets this unfair label? Is it just random dumb luck or is there some kind of reason for it?

>>8783375
British cuisine and American cuisine are the same thing. Fried shit, roasted shit, sausage and bread, puddings, gravys. The only real difference insofar as the rest of the world can see is the british preference for meat pies.

People also have to realise that Britain is a small country that experiences the same climate.
As such, growing a wide variety of things is very challenging.
Britain also suffers from a lot of EU regulations (one of the reason farmers want out) that caused massive damage across the board.
For instance, Britain was forced to kill most of its apple variety, because it was vastly out competing Europe. EU legislation made sure that apples HAD to be cosmetically beautiful. There's standards for carrots too, they have to be of a certain size and washed. All these laws lead to a seriously fucked market, while mainland europe does what it wants.
Farmers aren't allowed to plough crops back into the soil if they think they're facing a loss, they're FORCED to harvest them and recycle them, a process that makes NO SENSE AT ALL.

The decline of British ingredients (what few are left) is quite the sad tale. I mean hell, read this:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/rotting-away-demise-of-the-english-orchard-is-blamed-on-red-tape-and-bland-imports-732706.html

>>8783391
Quoting Victorian sources isn't smart.
The lower class didn't have the cash to afford anything, so naturally the recipes found there will be bad. British bread was adulterated, people were eating chalk.

It's a massive juxtaposition to modern English cooking.

>>8783418

That book was directed at middle classes, if not higher. It describes the dozens of different types of servants that work in the home, what their jobs are, and how they are to be paid.

And I agree that modern English cooking is very different. But the point is that there is this bizarre reputation floating around and the question is where did it come from? In fact, Beeton's doesn't make the claim itself, it mentions that the poor reputation is well and widely known.

Personally I think that reputation isn't really deserved, but I am curious to learn where it came about?

>>8783391
>Is it just random dumb luck or is there some kind of reason for it?
it's because nasty british food has silly names that people like to make fun of

>>8783452
Victorian age was the emergence of 'middle class' but ultimately it was still 'lower class' and 'upper class'
If you had servants, you weren't middle class, because you had expendable income. You were very much upper class.
Middle class was more like 'having money to spend on meat and sweets'

>>8783418
>implying chalk isn't still added to british mass produced bread

It's not like calcium is bad for you anyway retard.

>>8783470
Ironically you're quoting a baker working to mass produce bread.

We don't use adulterants (you can be fined for doing that) but we do use Canadian flour, so I guess you could call Britain out for having shitty wheat?

>>8783361
This entire thread is Americans obsessing over British food.

>>8783484
Oh, I guess I could add that the bread is bleached, but that's ascorbic acid, not an adulterant.

>>8783484
Unless you work with wholemeal or self-raising BY LAW you must add calcium carbonate to fortify.

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/SI/si1998/19980141.htm

Guess what chalk is? Calcium carbonate.

>>8783485
nobody claimed to be american
you're jumping at shadows, obese phantasms of your own invention
sweaty, eyes darting, you see the americans everywhere. You think you hear the sound of clapping and you scream, but it turns out it was just some peaceful immigrant beating a woman to death for being a whore

>>8778960
>Purina Wet Dogfood (Beef flavored w/ gravy and it looks like they gave you at least half the can lucky you!)
That's Branston Pickle you absolute fucking pleb

Have you never had a proper cheese sandwich?

>>8773557
Pork pies are fucking delicious, though?

Crumbly pastry, juicy jelly, rich flavorsome meat. It is fucking hard to stop at one slice.

>>8783506
>http://www.opsi.gov.uk/SI/si1998/19980141.htm

Why do you think flour is imported?

>>8776809
i love this board

>>8782902
Probably not. You might want to pick up a dictionary, shit for brains.

>>8783452
It's illogical because even in the Victorian period only the elite could afford to travel the world and the elite would only eat at the best restaurants. People wouldn't have opinions about other countries outside of politically useful propaganda.