/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8774326
Yeah, the last

Washing down that first bite with a cold beer

>>8774326
The sensation of penetrating a woman for the first time.

>>8774326
The sensation getting penetrated by a woman for the first time.

>>8774391
>tfw you want to try pegging but women around you ain't into that shit

>>8774326
I can think of a few, but they are not food related.

>>8774326
Being able to walk up a flight of stairs.

>>8774326
The first bite of that first chicken tender.

>>8774393
Just find a really girly man.

>>8774342
This, niggas just don't know.

>>8774393
Just barge it and fuck a guy already

>>8774336
this

>>8774400
>>8774416
I'm not gay.

>>8774785
You dont have to be gay, to fuck a guy.

>>8774792
Listen buddy, I just want to have a hot lady put on a strap-on and use it to fuck me in the ass, and then make me eat her out afterwards, it's literally as straight as you can get.

>>8774326
>the first bite of that first chicken wing
Thats not how you say breast

>>8774326
For me, it's the first bite of a delicious McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8774326
When you dip that first crunchy hot tendie in honey mustard mayo and suck on it's greasy salty goodness from the thin side before dipping again and putting the rest in your mouth

>>8774785
Yes you are. Find a passable trap if you're that insecure

>>8774393
Honestly just pay for it mate if she won't do it just pay a whore. Hookers are the most honest way to cheat and you can get whatever you want for just money.

>>8775777

>>8774326
>breaded wings
WRONG!

Nothing compares to that first sip

>>8777533
no anon actually it's not wrong it's just different from the way you prefer your wings. have a good day : ]

>>8778072
Breaded wings are for poor people.

>>8777777

>>8774785

>>8778270
It's /ck/. No one gives a shit except all you new fuckers.

>>8778442
Sevd

>>8778066
the color is that of a laxative solution I had to drink before surgery

When my mummy used to roast a chicken and i was too hunger to wait for her to plate everything up, she would give me the fresh roasty wing to nibble while i watched her work.

>>8774326
Now don't go misunderstanding me here, I love wings as much as the next person and I'm not trying to shit on them BUT chicken tenders are better in literally every way possible.

No bone, no chewy shit on the ends, way less mess...Chicken wings just can't compete. I still love wings and eat them at every available opportunity, but if I had to choose between tenders and wings, tenders would win every time.

kissing a cute girl on the lips

>>8778066
so true brother. i drink at least three cans a day

>>8774326

the part where I de-glove an entire wing segment into my mouth

>Always order the house sampler with boneless honey bbq strips at Buffalo Wild Wings
>Wash it all down with a cold beer

It's fucking magical.

Gettin your tendie sucked

>>8781323
>actually going to B-dubs
fucking place is disgusting I wouldn't feed that to my dog

OP, I do agree it's a magical taste. The crunch, the warm of the grease and the velvety of the chicken. It's amazing. But there is a taste better.

>when you catch a yellowfin tuna, pull it on deck, cut its gill plate and run a hose through its mouth to bleed it, then slice along the dorsal fin and take that first bite of sushi from a fish that was swimming moments ago...

Finishing work on Friday, removing shoes and socks, cracking a cold beer, sit down for the first time in 10 hours on comfortable couch. Drink beer. Repeat


Every week for the rest of your shit life you cunt.

>>8774393
Theres a girl on OKCupid in the midwest totally into pegging and cute as all hell. Goodluck anon

Protip: It's me.

>>8783329
Florida here, wanna meet in Louisiana?

>>8783329
I'll be happy to peg you anytime.

>>8774336
fpbp as always

>>8774326
The first savory, buttery bite of a chic-fil a sandwich *bonus points if you put some poly sauce on*. Followed by those lightly salted crisp waffle fries.

>>8778078
korean chicken wings are better than unbreaded wings.

>>8782648
More for me

>>8774326

Taking the cartilage out of each end of a flat and sliding the bones out so you have what is nature's only true tender made out of soft strands of chicken muscles bundled up together by delicious skin, knowing that few experience wings as you will.

>>8783329
St. Louis?

>breaded chicken wings

Wew desu lad