/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8765224

The most disgusting thing I've ever eaten was a piece of orange chicken I left out all night that was covered in ants

>>8765224
imo's pizza

processed cheese on a terrible sauce on a cracker. could only eat 2 squares

>>8765224
ur mum's pussy :^)

>>8765224
My grandmother's roast parsnips.

In the same dish as roast potatoes. Looked the same as roast potatoes. Tasted awful, because she was a terrible cook. Bit into one thinking it was a potato, was nearly sick. Never been able to stomach parsnip since.

My boyfriend made me try Escargot and I threw up on the spot. Nasty shit.

I hate pork skin.

>>8765290
Fpbp

>>8765597
Tits or GTFO you worthless cum dumpster

>>8766535
Fuck off with this shit already

>>8765290
>wrapping your opinion
Do americans really do this?

Got a cream cheese danish from a cafe in Tokyo. It was actually mayo.

>>8766556
I like this sentence because I think it might be clever or nice or something

I was eating dannon yogurt once and the was like a round quarter sized hard rubbery chunk buried inside

>>8766535

Did you just assume my gender???

>>8765224
The only vagina here is you, OP

>>8765224
That looks fucking delicious. Nothing like pulling a giant quahog out of the mud with a clam the size of your fist, smashing it on a rock, and chomping it down like a big clammy marshmellow.

Those with weak immune systems or polluted waters should not attempt, but goddamn thats a summer delicacy I cant wait for.

Protip: Walk a mudflat at low tide at the tideline and look for the "smoking holes" about the size of your fingernail. Dont be some dork out there with a clam rake.

>>8766550
>t.cumdumpster

>>8765324
most people that say they cant eat X cos its trash usually eat it behind everyone's back and is a total fat ass fucking bitch trying to impress others by having top tier taste.

are you a fat girl or something? That 'za is delish trash or not

>>8766550
Where do you think you are?

>>8768356
Where do you think YOU are? The majority of /ck/ is female

>>8768356
Not /b/. The tits or gtfo shit hasn't been funny for years. It's just embarrassing

>>8765224
as kids we would eat mussels straight out of the water. don't be a wuss

This. I can't imagine how anyone can enjoy this.

>>8765224
Clams are beyond god tier for me man.

I was going to post Sour Kraut, my whole life that shit seemed beyond disgusting to me, but in the last 6 months.

>>8765597
You did it wrong.

>>8768362
>he actually believes this

I want the girl(male)s to leave

>>8765224
fish in general

>>8768572
I'm with you on sauerkraut. My grandma was 1st gem German-American and I grew smelling being cooked, now I hate it.

The MOST disgusting thing would have to be raw crab though, I kept it down, but barely.

>>8768395
Whats a raw mussel taste like? I love to forage for cherrystones, hogs, and oysters but I've always been told to avoid raw softshells and mussels. a quick google search tells me thats an urban legend.

>>8766550
dude this is 4chan, not reddit.

Whenever I'm visiting the coasts I'd scoop up a hundred oysters off the water and knife them open and eat them raw, don't be such a bitch.

>>8768994
Tastes like milk cream with a seafood aftertaste and a booger texture, but it's the easiest source of free protein you'll ever get.

Raw chicken liver, probably. I never had liver before, so that didn't help. I did finish it, but it was hard not to gag.

>>8769002
Yes and your ramming a dead meme into the ground harder than reddit ever has

>>8766568
What is it with asians and mayo? I went to a restaurant with my friend from hong kong and she dipped her fucking chicken wings in mayo. Fucking gross.

>>8768372

It's just a foolproof way of seeing if attention whores that claim to be females in 4chan are actually female.

Well it's a blue board so a close alternative is preferred.

>>8769070

It's not a meme it's a request of evidence like timestamps, shoe on head, bread on hood (/o/) et cetera.

>>8769100
They just like it I guess.

>>8769070
It's our culture and male bonding, don't underestimate our people's love of gay memes.

>>8769100

Their mayo is lighter and sweeter. Less savory.

>>8769142
I just bought some Kewpie the other day. Not what I expected, but it's good either way.

I WAS looking for this sweet, whitish sauce they put on sushi at this local joint. But I'm starting to think they just make it there and I'll never know unless I ask, which I'm not gonna do.

>>8769142
>Their mayo is lighter and sweeter

it's more thousand island than actual mayo

>>8769118
>>8769126
>>8769134
it isn't foolproof, it just generates shitposting. see: THIS THREAD.

tits or GTFO is and was always for camwhores, selfieposters, and actual attention whores, not anyone who is potentially female. that anon obviously isn't attention whoring, while you're shitting up a blue board board with your retarded delusion of male bonding.

there is no 'our people'. fuck off.

>>8769134
>>8769176
Calm down girl I was just fuckin' with you, I'm not some thirsty fag.

>>8769176
You feed the flame by replying to post how can you be so dense.

Just dont respond to bait jesus christ.

It always gets such a rise out of people no wonder they post, so many free bumps and (yous).

On topic: I can't think of something that i've spit out, I am pretty open to a lot of foods, although I can understand not liking shellfish and etc.

>>8766535
Not this shit again. Tits or gtfo isn't meant to be used any time a female posts on 4chan. It's only meant to be used when she's trying to use her gender to get special attention, like she might get in the real world. This is what they mean when someone says "there are no girls on the internet". On a messageboard, if she wants special attention for being female, there's an acceptable way to do this. Show her tits. Otherwise, she shouldn't expect to be treated any differently from male posters.

All she did was casually mention that it was her boyfriend that convinced her to try mussels. That does not warrant a "tits or gtfo" response. Is she supposed to pretend to be male and say that it was her girlfriend who convinced her to try the escargot?

I've done a shitty job of explaining how you're using "tits or gtfo" wrong, but hopefully I got the point across. There's a screenshot somewhere that tends to float around 4chan of a post that explains it much better than I have. I should have saved it.

Not whiteknighting, idgaf what your gender is on 4chan unless you're showing tits.

>>8769202
>That does not warrant a "tits or gtfo" response. Is she supposed to pretend to be male and say that it was her girlfriend who convinced her to try the escargot?

It seems like that's how things go down most of the time, yeah.

But we're woefully off topic at this point, and nobody is going to do anything about it.

>>8769202
Meant to say escargot, not mussels

>>8769214
>Like your clarification was even needed

>>8765224
I absolutely love quahogs but they are disgusting in the sense of how dirty they are due to modern pollution

what I wouldn't give for preindustrial-era shellfish

>>8769234
Holy shit I've never thought of this.

To be fair fresh seafood is some of that orgasm shit though, but i didn't realize it could be even better.

>>8766535
I'm not even a girl lol

>>8769225
Yeah, by the time I typed that all out on my phone I'd been beaten to the punch. Meh.

As for the nastiest thing I've ever eaten, the only thing that comes to mind right now is any kind of canned shellfish. When it's fresh and well prepared, shellfish can be delicious, but when it's from a can it makes me want to gag.

This thread makes me want to head down to the local bistro and get some mussels and frites. Fuckin' delicious.

>>8769287
FUCK CANNED FOOD I HATE THAT SHIT I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH I FUCKKKKING HATE THAT SHIT.

SOME HORREDOUS SHIT COMES CANNED I CANT EVEN STAND IT.

>>8769269
Lol. I thought about mentioning this possibility in my tits or gtfo rant, but i didn't feel like derailing this thread even further by triggering alt-righters by calling you "potentially a gay man" instead of "potentially a faggot". Though I'm used to posting on /b/. Maybe /ck/ is less fucky.

>>8768372
>Embarrassing
>Anonymous board
Wat

>>8769287
>Yeah, by the time I typed that all out on my phone

>>8769176
You can avoid that by no replying
Also tits or gtfo, nigger

>>8769126
Proving my point. The Jeff Dunham of internet memes.

>>8769317
I'm a flaming faggot, yo. On fire.

Probably kokorec.

Kind of disgusting to think of, but delicious enough to not care.

Probably liver. Tastes like dog food. I feel bad that I don't like it.