/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8761906

Why in the world would you have a .gif of a nigger saved on your hard drive?

>see filename
>phonefag

Oh.

Sage.

This is really going to fire your neurons. Orange Juice... comes from Oranges.

>>8761906
Mustard comes from mustard seeds

>>8761906
>just realized bangs root beer is actually Barq's root beer

>>8761961
I don't think he's ready for that Anon.

>>8761961
does mustard gas come from mustard

it took me a while to figure out that horizontal is referring to the horizon, or that knob jockey is referring to sex

Coriander and coriander seeds = Cilantro and cilantro seeds.

>>8762212
No, from roses.

>>8761906
The same thing happened to me about six years ago, only it was pickles and cucumbers.

>>8761906
>Bug juice isn't made from bugs

>marble rye isn't made from marbles
>mirror cake isn't made from glass
>sesame seed bagels aren't topped with ground-up muppets

>>8761906
I just realised toast comes from bread but it's been cooked

>>8762320
>sesame seed bagels aren't topped with ground-up muppets

>>8762320
>sesame seed bagels aren't topped with ground-up muppets

>a wheat field is a sandwich nursery

>>8762344
heh

>>8762320
>sesame seed bagels aren't topped with ground-up muppets

And this is a chicken.

>>8762320
>sesame seed bagels aren't topped with ground-up muppets

>sweetbread
>not actually sweet or bread

>>8761906
get ready to have your mind blown

>>8762238
Not exactly.
"After the plant flowers and develops seeds, it is referred to ascoriander.Cilantro(sih-LAHN-troh)is the Spanish word forcorianderleaves. It is also sometimes called Chinese or Mexican parsley. Technically,corianderrefers to the entire plant."

>>8762758
kill urself my man

>Paprika is just ground up bell pepper

>>8762730
wtf I thought that was just a meat patty made out of letters

>>8761906
i don't know why but this had me laughing hard

>>8762417
I actually remember the moment I noticed this, sitting in traffic looking at a billboard.

It was a real moment.

>applesauce
>made from apples

I bet you think pasta sauce is made out of pasta, too. Moron.

>>8762821
No its made out of sauce dumbass

>>8763078
It's made out of sources?

>>8761906
Sugar comes from bamboo.

>>8762772
I actually never say the burger

Who else /stupid/ here?

Yeah and spaghetti comes from trees.
Pull the other one faggots.

>>8762320
>mirror cake
Disgusting

>pineapple is actually classified as a berry

>>8761906
> Made from
Anon, it IS apples. Literally just apples and sugar, with some water added as it's mashed to a pulp.

>>8762293
Pickles are cucumbers?

>>8761906

But guess what, pumpkin pies doesn't actually use pumpkins, it uses a different kind of squash.

Hong Kong style bakeries also sells this thing a pineapple bun in it that has no pineapple in it.

There are no dogs in hot dogs outside of China and Korea.

>>8765459

A little bit of lemon juice in there is a great addition.

>>8761906
I went to law school with this girl who didn't know milk came from cow teats.

>She's eating cottage cheese.
>Douche friend comments how gross it is.
>"Quit being a drama queen, you're acting like it's made from breast milk"
>"It is though."
>"What?"
>"Yeah, all milk comes from a mammal's breast"
>"EEEWWWWW! Why don't they tell people this??"

tfw you realize how baby oil is made

>just realized African Americans come from Africa

I know that should be really fucking obvious but I just never thought about it before

>>8765459
Made from was correct.
Even a two year old could tell you that apples and applesauce aren't the same. Don't be tarded, now.

Just realized that beef is made of cows. I'm horrified, I keep cattle as pets and I've shared burgers with some of the little ones in the past.

>>8765971
Pretty sure I buy canned pumpkin purée whenever I make a pumpkin pie dude. Unless they're just straight up mislabeling the cans, it's pumpkin.

>>8766039
no fucking way

>>8766023
I'm in law school right now. Almost a T14 and a girl didn't know we were off the gold standard. It blew her mind.

>>8761961

>>8765971
Pumpkin pie filling is made with the flesh of a pumpkin, you dipshit. And it is a pain in the ass to get the flesh out properly.

Maybe you were thinking of pumpkin spice which neither includes nor tastes like pumpkin.

When I was like 8 I asked my mother to buy apples so I could out the applesauce on something, not bad

>>8766694
Protip: rinse and then roast big pieces of pumpkin with the skin on. Taking the flesh out afterwards is so easy you can do it with one hand.

>>8762417
I thought this was said "Chick Fill Uh" and thought people saying CFA was some shorter way of saying Chicken Fillet and never questioned it. Was brought to it and contained my spaghetti pretty well desu.

I just realized corn on the cob is made from corn

>>8766089
>http://www.thekitchn.com/whats-actually-in-your-canned-pumpkin-puree-ingredient-intelligence-69123
Same in Canada

>>8763755
that looks really fucking good tho.

not like it tastes good, but it looks cool.

>>8766904
I mean, I knew pumpkins are a kind of squash, but this is pretty silly.

>>8766093
and canola is made with rape.

I just realized that cereal is a cold breakfast soup.

I just realized a hot dog is a sandwich.