/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Put the antidote in it.

Put cocaine in it and say "just one bite pls"

>>8754482
Maybe if Asuka isn't such a dumb bitch someone would eat your food

Open a restaurant

or

Give it away for free

>>8754482
Add venison and tell them it's beef.
Works about 2% of the time but if we're going to enjoy the satisfaction of controlling other people we may as well try as often as possible.

>>8754482
>trick people into eating it
Maybe you're a shitty cook and that's why nobody wants it.

>>8754565
>>8754499
Pls be nice

>>8754482
If you offered some sweet dessert (if you know what I mean), I'll eat your food too.

Why do you need to trick people into eating it?

>>8754622
What did he mean by this?

>>8754623
They're psychopaths that can't get over the fact that religious, dietary and taste concerns are a reality and thus they devote their lives to feeding people shit they don't want or can't eat while refusing to list ingredients.

>>8754637
Wut?

>>8754499
Twenty three years!

>>8754645
>It's my secret ingredient!

>it's just venison
>every time
>they won't stop trying to feed it to people

>>8754664
Oh ok. I'd prefer to know what's in the food I order too, unless it was a friend who knew if I had allergies, religious issues, or whatever else. I'm all for people eating venison though. The more we eat, the less likely I'm gonna hit a deer with my car.

A-are you trying to kill somebody OP?

Because that's bad.

>>8754698
I'm all for it too but the people with freezers full of the shit just will not stop trying to hide it in food.
I don't think they'll ever give up.

If you didn't like steak and I had a freezer full of it, there would not be steak hidden in your food, I would keep it for myself because I like steak and I'm not retarded enough to waste it on people that don't like it.

>>8754713
>not secretly slipping your meat into people

>>8754827
Fuck.

>>8754482
Put MSG in it or cannabis oil or heroin or cocaine.