/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8742633
Oatmeal cream pies.

Star crunch

>>8742633
Fuck man, I can't pick.

For me it is Chocwave Shockwave, the discontinued promotional cupcake

Nutty bars and pumpkin delights.

>>8742633
These fucking christmas trees.

>>8742668
This, the holiday themed ones (especially the trees) are a cut above.

I love the strawberry shortcakes the have. Big fan of the old oatmeal creme pies as well.

I tend to not buy either much anymore since I've been cutting junk food out of my diet since it was so much of what I ate for a long time, but I do like getting them from time to time.

Fudge rounds are king

Swiss Rolls are my my favorite because I've loved them since as far back as I can remember.
I always peel the chocolate icing layer off first, trying to keep the main part in one big square piece, then pick off the end pieces, and the final sold chunk/stick on the bottom where the cake ends.
Then I unroll and eat the cake and creme filling a little bit at a time until I'm left with the last U shaped bit holding the cream center which I eat last.

Honestly, the Oatmeal cream pies, and the star crunch, and the Nutty bars, and the Peanut Butter Crunch bars (and etc, etc..) all actually TASTE better.. but I'd still pick Swiss Rolls over all of them because my OCD demands it. Thought actually I don't pick any because I don't want to be a fatass anymore.

>>8742651
>>8742662
We got a wiener. Never had the pumpkin jumpoffs though, but star, and nutty are where it's fucking at.

>>8742668
>>8742675
So the zebra cakes?

banana rolls. no strawberry rolls. I cant pick just one

>>8742854
Kind of but minus the chocolate flavor and more white chocolate. Plus I think the trees just taste better. I guess it's the christmas spirit.

>>8742675
and by cut you mean those fucking sprinkles cut the roof of your mouth.

they are all low quality desserts, but back in the day these were my favorite.

It's bad when even a kid can tell they are low quality stuff.

I heart artificial banana flavor.

>>8743176
Pussy ass mouth.
>>8742854
Holiday themed is the best flavoring agent of all.

>>8743624
they are low quality but still taste good

why is that

Goddamn these all look really bad

>>8742668

Haven't had one of those in over 20 years and i still remember exactly what it's like to eat one.

Never again will I know the joy of being a kid and going to a bakery outlet store and getting a bunch of these

>>8743726
so good cold

>>8743726
> haven't eaten these since childhood. Could never decide which one I wanted. No matter which one I chose I would be disgusted half way through. Even the chocolate ones.

>>8742755
Fuck, I hate how much I love these. I literally cannot keep them in the house, I buy them like once every six months at most because I will go though a box in two days. There's something addicting and somehow unsatisfying in that chemical taste they have that you HAVE to have another, and another, and another until you loathe your lack of self-control.

>>8743624
This.
I eat them frozen mostly but it's also fun to split the layers and eat it like that too.

I have a weakness for these.

>>8742633
You posted em already man

Zebra Rolls have the best of both Zebra Cakes and Swiss Rolls. I like to put them in the fridge so they get firm.

Maybe my taste buds are shot but all of the cake-y snacks taste the same to me.

Had family that would get loads of Little Debbie due to friends with local distributor, so lots of empty calories and Lil Diabetes connoisseur.

Elder God Tier: Swiss Rolls and Raisin Creme Pies
DemiGod Tier:Oatmeal Creme Pie, Brownie with Walnuts, and Boston Creme Pie Rolls
Prophet Tier: Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, Star Crunch, and Fudge Round
Follower Tier: Zebra Cakes, Nutty Buddy, Cosmic Brownie


Heresy Tier: Jelly Creme Pie, Cloud Cakes, Marshmallow Supremes, and Gingerbread Cookies.

>>8744673
I dare not even look

Nearby market is still open for nearly another hour

>>8742633
I had a zebra cake one time at summer camp in 2001, it was the only time I ever had a zebra cake and heres' why

we were having lunch outside at the picnic tables, zebra cakes were the dessert that day. I go to take a bite of the cake, and I suppose between the time I picked it up off my tray and put it in my mouth a bee had landed on it and stung the fuck out of my tongue from inside my mouth

>>8744812
It's not too late to pick up a box for tonight, and another box for breakfast, anon.

The chewy oatmeal goodness is perfect with a cup of coffee.

>>8744817
listen nigga. Get you some soft baked oatmeal cookies from the store
on one cookie, spoon and smear a spoonful of nutella, on another spoon and smear a spoonful of marshmallow fluff. place cream sides together, if you like let it chill in the fridge for a bit

I call it a rocky road cream pie

>>8742633
Fight me IRL haters.

>>8744810
This little bitch doesn't like cosmic brownies, what a big gay.

>>8743652
The poor man's Moon Pies. I love 'em

>>8744863
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>>8744876
Niggas got ASSassinated

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>>8744863
You are all fucking WRONG

>>8744876
I bet that idea is fucking delicious, it's a shame that asshole friend laced it with laxatives.

>>8742633
They're all shit, I don't understand how people can eat them.

nutty butties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBtR1qIck1o

>>8743726
>>8743731
They always have the ghetto brand at my store. Peach and Chocolate ones are my favorites.