/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you kill a person and eat their remains, you will gain their beauty.
I recommend you focus on the eyes and skin, and making make some cheek-bone marrow soup.

I'm n ot sure if it works with teeth.

>>8736640
Srsly though. Something legal

>>8736643
Vegetables and plenty of water

>>8736648
this

>Daniel 1 chapter 1 verse 11-15
>11 Then said Daniel to Melzar, whom the prince of the eunuchs had set over Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah,

>12 Prove thy servants, I beseech thee, ten days; and let them give us pulse to eat, and water to drink.

>13 Then let our countenances be looked upon before thee, and the countenance of the children that eat of the portion of the king's meat: and as thou seest, deal with thy servants.

>14 So he consented to them in this matter, and proved them ten days.

>15 And at the end of ten days their countenances appeared fairer and fatter in flesh than all the children which did eat the portion of the king's meat.

In other words, the king wanted Daniel to eat meat and drink wine with him and his soldiers. Daniel was like nahh... I request that you let me eat pulse [vegetables/beans] and drink water with my bros Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah instead. He challenged the king to let him do this for like 10 days. And after that, the result was that Daniel and his 3 bros had a fairer and more beautiful appearance, and they ended up smarter than before.

Vegetables, fish, fruits, and plenty of water.

the kind you make for me ;)

my balls

Hormone replacement therapy pills

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>>8736727
Titty skittles don't count as food

>>8736658
>Evangelical
>Vegetarian

Fuck

>>8736658
>their countenances appeared fairer and fatter
Sounds like they just got fat

>>8736632
Flax seed gives you nice tits assuming you're a female.

>>8736999
Facts to back that up?

Chicken feet and pig snouts for softer skin, carrots and very dark green leafy vegetables for a warmer golden complexion.

Avocado

>>8737416
>>8737401

Not eating anything makes you very attractive, I hear

>>8737464
Im not obese

pussy

>>8737475
Then why ate dykes so ugly?

>>8737480
It's a minority. Most lesbians are QT.

>>8737498
No.

Cum

Cum has estrogen that will make your skin smoother and will slowly feminize you. Nothing better than having qt sissy cook for you while wearing nothing but an apron.

>>8736632
Cock.

Wonder if there are any cute traps or cute twinks on /ck/

I want to wife one.

>>8738261
Not even true, but even if it did, my estrogen receptors are already getting what they can handle. I was thinking ASIDE from hormonal influence. Also tfw no bf

>>8738493
I would be your bf, are you cutie?

>>8738499
I'm not even in burgerstan so it doesn't matter. Also probably no

>>8736689
This. A good fish diet works wonders for one's health.

>>8738505
I'm not in burgerland either.

>>8736933

master race

>>8738509
Denmark?

>>8738514
No. I'm from Spain

<-This.
After 8 hrs posting on 4chan, you can get kinda baggy under the eyes.
Fresh as a fiddle

>>8738506
Isn't loadsa fish just gonna give you mercury poisoning these days?

>>8736632
Alcohol. But other people have to drink it for you to look prittier to them.

Doesn't work if you're drinking it.

The cucumber.

Or as they call it in Jamaica,
Cu-cumba.

Cu-cumba...
Vitamins minerals very high number,
Silica hair and nails get longer
Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger,
Anti-wrinkle make you look younger!
95% water,kidney cleanser,great hydrater,detox,fiber good regulator give your body good things,don't be s traitor!
Get the cucumber cut it inna slice put it inna jug of water overnight. You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy drink full of electrolytes!
Raw inna salad is one of the use,or as a base for your vegetable juice!
Another surprise? Put a slice on your eyes take away the dryness,revitalise!
...Oh yes. One thing I have left. Cu-cumba also helps with bad breath. Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour.
Cu-cumba water instead of soda!

>>8738527
Wow.

>>8738527
wtf is this supposed to be read with an accent?

>>8738721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRGlon_ezvU

From the guy who brought us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqjLn0W5K0

Drinking alotta water makes you prettier thats the only tip I'll give you coming from someone who's pretty

>>8738721
It's a transcript from a video the guy in the video is singin with an accent.

>>8736632
>Antioxidant rich food
The reason we age is respiration.
The more we breath oxygen, the more oxygenated our blood which in turn destroys cellular structures bit by bit. Antioxidants reduce oxidising of cells in our blood stream.

>Eat what Asians eat.
Over thousands of years they discovered green tea and bone/collegen broths helped with appearances.
Green tea is questionable, but a mild diuretic such as tea with a high salt diet can help your face look plump and youthful.
Collegen/bone broths help with maintenence of skin tissue.

>>8737428
Not that poster but a friend of mine eats a lot of carrots and her skin is tinted a bit orange. Got a nice look to her too so it's doing something.

>>8738808
>Carrots
beta-carotene deposits in your skin for a mild glow. Repeated study icbf gettinb shown that people who had carrots or carrot juice everyday for 2 weeks looked more attractive than previously - notable feature was losing a sallow, tired look.

>vitamin c
With bone/collegen based broth (think ramen broth for example) vitamin c should be eaten as it increases bioavailibility.

>all these people recommending foods for giving a "glow"
The objectively most attractive skin is asian pale marble, why seek out darkness in skin?

Poopoo peepee

fruits and veggies
and lots of water

>>8738259
this guy gets it

>>8738259
this, i'm eating cum since the first time i posted on 4chan and i'm clearly prettier than before

Androids

>>8736658
Really makes you think.

>>8741072
I've eaten androids and even machines but still he won't look at me