/ck/ - Food & Cooking

beta males will never know this feel

>>8732820

>beta males will never marry women with emotional disorders, dietary problems and dominance issues

LOL yes they will.

>>8732820
11/10 badly rustled

>>8732820
I would have snuck extra onions into the bitches burger.

>>8732820
What an idiot... If she had told the matradee, waiter, and buser that she was a highly noted yelper like i do she would have gotten better service. You got to know the secrets of the restaraunt to get top notch service.

white americans are fucking pathetic

Pro-tip: put a word like disappointing or disgusting as well as hubby.

>>8732879
goddamn david seems insufferable

>>8732859
why are non-americans are fucking pathetic?

>>8732859
>hehe I'm not like ~those~ whites

>>8732859
agreed
>>8732915
why do white people assume everyone else on the internet is also white?

>>8732923
>damn Im exposed
Thank you for conceding.

Nothing personal kid.

>>8732820
is this behavior typical with couples in america?

>>8732820
Why is she speaking like the hulk?

>>8733078
No
This just an autist and a pregnant women who doesn't know when to say no onions

>>8732820

>>8733078
Pregnant women are a bit nuts

>>8732820
How do I make 300% sure I never become like her?

>>8732820

do you think they actually made a new burger or just threw away the onions and replaced the bun?

>>8733143
Get whoever is with you to order the food for you
If your ordering don't be an autist, not everything is burger king

>>8733147
if you aren't getting your burger patty wiped on a dirty floor in some poorly managed chain sports bar type place or being outright denied a remake/being ejected after your inevitable womanly freakout in a highly rated well established restaurant then you should consider yourself lucky that some line cook is willing to spend two seconds to pick the onions off your burger before you because you're some spoiled cunt

>>8732859
Better than niggers.

>>8733143
Order your own fucking food and ask for no onions holy shit it is that easy

It's bad enough that most women think shitting out a kid is enough of an excuse to literally sit on your ass and be taken care of your entire life but the least you could do is not degenerate so much that you can't even properly act in a restaurant

>>8732820
kek i read all the way up to want a friggin cheeseburger in randys voice from tpb

>>8733173
>>8733159
I obviously meant, how do I avoid ever becoming like her AS A PERSON. Overdramatic, boistrous, obnoxious entitled wretch. My mom is becoming like that and I don't think I could bear it if I went down that road

>>8732859
>tfw white American
>most freedom of any person on the entire planet
>even free to be a beta for some fat ugly woman if I want to
okay so maybe tribals in the middle of Africa have more immediate freedom but freedom to do what? Fuck animals, live in mud huts, and eat eachother. Such
is the fate of the non westernized nigger. Why don't black americans go back there since they just cry about muh rights muh freedom all the time?

>>8733184
You at least have some kind of self awareness that that's how you could turn out. It's a step in the right direction for sure. If you truly are worried about how you're going to act then just don't. Beyond some genetic predispositions to do certain things your behavior is largely in your control

>>8733184
Kill yourself.

>>8733202
>beyond a little illusion of self-control, your behavior is largely/entirely genetical.
Ftfy

>>8732820
>this review
Let me guess, and then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped and the evil waiter walked out of the restaurant in shame?

>>8733215
>Genetical
>a little illusion
I'm not surprised you're illiterate given your immensely retarded comment.

>>8733215
>genetical

Anyone that says hubby is probably white trash or lower middle class. Not saying all white trash and lower middle class people say it, but there's a correlation.

>>8732820
>goes to a fancy burger joint with tons of atypical topping combos likely on the menu
>asks for something that literally any burger place could provide, and probably do better job of since they don't give a shit about the resulting taste, just giving you the requested product

Thanks /ck/, I started coming here to learn about cooking shit and now I have new autisms to manage.

>>8732879
>solid clam chowder
ugh

>>8733215
lol no.
it's education that drives your reaction. genetics only regulate how sensitive you are to stimulis, not how you react to them, since you are sentient.

>>8732859
>Be white and get your order wrong
>Type passive aggressive review on yelp when you get home
>Be black and get your order wrong
>Throw empty 40oz bottle through drive through window and call 911 to report "rasicm"

why are women such leeches?

>>8733748
>shilling some app

>>8733748
>part of 5 + a baby
I can already tell how saggy this bitches skin is but how hard she tries to look like she's "still got it"

>>8733184
Get a sex change

Hubby to the rescue

>>8733337
Peoria is my hometown but I've never been to this establishment. I have never been to The C&B, have you?

Pic related is from Indianapolis.