/ck/ - Food & Cooking

With a knife

>>8718124
>scissors to cut pizza
sounds pretty autistic to me

>>8718124

I use scissors on my PB&Js

Get a really long pair, and now you have one blade for PB, one blade for jelly, and can cut the sandwich perfectly afterwards. Only one thing to clean, efficient.

i just take bites out of the whole thing

i worked at a pizza place for a few weeks. they used a knife

>>8718124
Like this

>>8718136
I bet your pizza looks like this

>>8718124

i gotchu senpai

scissors duh

>>8718385
muh man

>>8718315
I like it

I just top it with a 2nd pizza and eat it like a sandwich.
If I'm not that hungry I will fold it in half and eat it like a calzone.

>>8718124
I just roll the whole thing like a burrito and dip it in my ranch.

>>8718181
Cobra does it. Are you saying Cobra is an autist? You better not be!
https://youtu.be/CjDz6t9OGEQ

>>8718124
I don't. I just fold it up and shove it down my throat.

>>8718124
Pizza cutter.

I eat the pizza whole.

>>8719618
I want fat fags to leave

>>8718124

Pick it up like a man, you fucking homo.

>>8719655
but..some homos are men?

>>8719688
Into bite-shaped pieces using my teeth.

Square cut

>>8718136
This. I have always used a heavy chef's knife for pizza. I can't imagine using anything else. It's impossible to press down hard enough with a pizza cutter to actually cut through the average thick, dense pizza
>>8718290
>one thing to clean
yeah but it's hard as fuck to get in between the joints unless you have one of those unlocking-joint kitchen shears. also
>get a really long pair
how?

>>8718124
With my teeth

>>8720319
Maybe you have tougher pizzas but my pizza cutter works surprisingly well.
With pizza o counter or table it's eas to get enough force to cut with just a couple roll back and forth.

Rip it in half with hands

Blast pizza apart with deafening belch
Telepathically separate pizza into constituent elements
Dunk pizza in liquid nitrogen and then shatter it into pieces

>>8720913
>order a pizza
>start to rip it in half with hands
>rip doesn't follow the perforation line
EVERY TIME

>put pizza in centrifuge
>pizza separates into layers of ingredients according to density
>eat most dense ingredients first, less dense toppings last

A great way to feel like a real life cylinder of weapons grade uranium

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crying

>>8718383
I thought that was an elder scrolls at first

>>8718124

I got one of those rocker/crescent style cutters as a gift, and I rather like it.

>>8718124
>cut
Roll and deep throat it baby

>>8720922
Perforation line?
Where do you order your fucking pizza?

>>8721968

Order? It's almost certainly some shitty brand of frozen crap.

Anyway, the fool gets what he deserves for not using a knife.

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uh guys, the pizza is already cut when the deliveryman brings it. what r u cutting, yourselves?

>>8721984
Could you, and everyone else that feels the need to quote every fucking post in the thread kill themselves slowly and painfully?

Fuck off back to plebbit if you want people to notice you.

>>8722234
you're just jealous I was the first to point out that pizza is precut.

>>8721984
They never actually cut all the way through, they just lightly score it with a dull blade.

>>8721984
>He doesn't even make his own pizza

>>8722267
Not him, but not everyone lives in America you nut

>>8718124
With my teeth

>>8723224
>he thinks cutting is an American only endeavor

>I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?

>>8718290
This sounds so unnecessarily complicated just for the sake of saying "I only have to clean one thing"

Also you may have only one thing to clean, but it's bigger and harder to clean than two knives. Also also, what do you mean "one blade for PB and one for jelly"? Do you separate the blades to use them to spread? And then you re-join them to cut the sandwich and to be able to say you only clean one thing, even though it's easier to clean when its apart? Like... what the fuck? I'm slowly realizing this is the stupidest thing I've read here today, and I think it has to be bait, and I've fallen for it hard.

Anyway, you only need to use one knife for PB&J. Spread jelly first, because it cleans off the knife easier. Wipe the minor jelly remnants off on the other slice of bread before applying PB.