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8718947 No.8718947 [Reply] [Original]

overrated and useless without some sort of catalyst to carry its uselessness. discuss.

>> No.8718961

I eat them raw, with a bit of salt. They're great. It's white people who feel the need to mix it into all their artisanal whatever-the-fuck.

>> No.8718969

>>8718961
i once walked in on my drunk step mom eating an avocado like that out of her bare hands standing in her underwear in the middle of the kitchen at like 1am. i had friends over and they saw too and thats why i hate avocados.

>> No.8718970

I wouldn't say flavorless but straight avocado isn't great in large quantities by itself, in my opinion. I do have a friend who likes to eat it raw with a touch of salt

Doesn't make it any less of an amazing ingredient tho. Avocado-cilantro-salt is very simple and tasty and obviously guacamole is great too

>> No.8718972

>>8718961
lemon juice and salt

>> No.8718980

>>8718947
Not a berry, It's a botanical berry. Huge Difference.

Also it has a grteat flavour. So your wrong on two counts now.

Your just all over the place today, aren't you? Why did you even bother making this thread.

>> No.8718990

>>8718980
why does anyone bother making any thread? dont be rude.

>> No.8718996

>>8718947
mayo and worcestershire sauce in the hollow......mmmm

>> No.8719005

>>8718947

avocado + tabasco is a god tier snack

>> No.8719468

>>8718969
>drunk step mom
>avocado
>underwear
Weirdest gangbang I've ever heard of

>> No.8719472

>>8718947
>flavorless
Seek medical assistance

>> No.8719481

>>8718947
Anon have you tried biting into it like an apple? Doesn't need anything then.

>> No.8719492
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8719492

>>8718961
>white people don't add a spices and shit to already good tasting food
>WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE FLAVORS AMIRITE WHERES MY HOT SAUCE
>white people add spices and shit to bland flavorless bullshit
>WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR ARTISANAL BULLSHIT AMIRITE ALL ANYONE NEEDS IS SALT

>> No.8719496

>>8718947
I wouldn't say it's flavorless.
The taste is very subtle and it's creaminess pairs very well with salty foods.

>> No.8719508

>>8718947
It fucking tastes like vomit and I hate it.

>> No.8719509

>>8718947
It's genuinely incredibly good for you. Has all those Omega 3 fatty acids that most people don't eat enough of.

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>>8718947
>flavorless
Try adding a bit of salt better yet try abstaining from seasoning or rather overseasoning whatever hits your tongue for at least a week before making lousy statements about rather silly sentiments

>> No.8719557

I don't think they're flavorless, but I'll be the first to suggest if you believe that, you've never had one that was actually ripened properly.

My favorite way to eat avocado is probably dominican, just large chunks, onion, and lots of lime juice. A cold marinated side salad that goes with your rice and beans, main dish, and dinner. Refreshing, like a pickle, but with the creaminess. There's something very savory that adds flavor to other bites of food too.

>> No.8719561

>>8719509
Who gives a shit about that, shit's delicious

>> No.8719671

i really really like it with honey on toast

>> No.8719693

An avocado with just a little salt is amazing, tastes like cool butter. You have shit taste buds.

>> No.8719747

soy sauce and cottage cheese

>> No.8719762

OP just tried avocado and wants to tell us it's a "meme food" lol

>> No.8719809

>>8718969
Hot

>> No.8719837

anyone else get an itchy throat when they eat these?

>> No.8719929

>>8718947
it tastes like a sad wet grass lump

I hate it

>>8719837
You're allergic mate.

>> No.8720661

Hipsters: I put this sh*t on everything!

>> No.8722577

>>8718969
Go on

This should be good

>> No.8722582

>>8722577
thats it thats the whole story

>> No.8722583

>>8719671
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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8722593

>>8719747

>> No.8722594

>>8719837

Also allergic :C sucks.

>> No.8722601

Next time you make yourself a sandwich or hamburger, replace whatever green you'd usually put in it (pickles, lettuce, whatever the fuck) with some (RIPE) avocado slices, or mashed avocado paste. With some salt, obviously.
Great stuff.

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8722610

i love me some 'dos

>> No.8722611

>>8722601
i dont put greens on burgers, on the rare occassion that i do its probably some form of a pepper

>> No.8722680

>>8722611
Well, use that rare occasion to try avocado instead

>> No.8722714

>>8718947
>useless

High in mono fats, protein, vitamins B, C, E, and K, more potassium than bananas, least amount of sugar compared to other fruits, helps prevent blood clots, regulates your blood sugar levels, makes your skin and hair 10/10. Fuck yeah avocados

>> No.8722897

>>8718961

Not every fucking thing is an opportunity to dump on white people you casually racist fleck of jizz

>> No.8722953

>>8718947
I fucking love avocado on toes with salt, pepper and tomato sauce

>> No.8723497

The perfect fruit for faggots and women, no wonder its name literally means "testicle".

>> No.8724336

>>8722953
>I fucking love avocado on toes
interesting

>> No.8724355

>>8722897

> he still thinks you can be racist towards white people

lmao

>> No.8725068

>>8718947

fuck you

>> No.8725080

>>8722953
Hmm gotta ask my gf to try this on her.

>> No.8725698

>>8718947
>Eat them raw with Rivita/any other rye based cracker
>GOAT fibre snack
Why ruin a perfectly tasty fruit with added shite?

>> No.8725730

>>8718969
Pics or it didn't happen