/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Triple whiskey, water back

>That'll be $28

Fuck

Water. ice only

>>8703816
glass of water with one ice cube

glass of ice cubes

>>8703816

>>8703816
pint of whiskey on the rocks barkeep

>well whiskey
>neat

>>8704037
this desu senpai

Gin and Tonic.

Fanta and cum.

Melon ball or white Russian being honest.

McChicken smoothie

I'll take your nastiest, smelliest, worst-selling beer. Please put it in your fanciest glass with some ice.

Most cool: whoever isn't being an insecure twat and making a big deal about what he's drinking
Complete autism: I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF ICE WATER, YOU SEE I DO NOT PARTAKE IN THE DEGENERATE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL AS I AM NOT BRAINWASHED LIKE THESE LOWLY SHEEP

>>8704191
Go back to /tg/.
Now.

>>8704193
Never been, not starting now.

>>8703816
I'm not nineteen and trying to impress sloppy bitches at the bar anymore...
I don't drink "cool guy" drinks, I drink whatever it is I feel like at that particular moment.

>>8704065
Get out of here Chris

>>8704415
This, the booze is for me, I'll drink what I want.

That being said if I was trying to be cool, I'd get a SoCo and cola.

>>8704421
>Soco and cola

Fucking disgusting. I have nothing against you, Southern Comfort or cola, but an old roommate of mine would always puke drinking those. Whenever I smell Soco now, I have the scent-memory of vomit. It's a shame, too... I used to like 'em.

>>8704430
They're damn good, I'm sorry you have that experience with them. I've puked a lot while drinking and seen a lot of puke while drinking but I've never had to swear off an alcohol.

They're even better with cherry cola. Mmm.

>>8704430
> Southern Comfort

I can’t even sniff the stuff without gagging from the traumatic flash-back memories

Back in 1986 during our high school senior campout, it rained most of the weekend and at one point I was sitting in a Suburban partying with friends as two bottles of Southern Comfort and a couple of doobies were passed around and ended puking my guts out that night.

Never again (Southern Comfort that is, not doobies).

>>8703816
The gin rickey is the gin and tonic's more boring, retarded cousin.

>>8704037
This nigga gets it. Bars are ridiculously overpriced. The rail whiskey tends to be old crow, which, despite enjoying scotches and expensive whiskeys, is one of my favorite liquors served neat/on the rocks.

I also like Gin and Tonics. Or cheap beer. We have a cheap pilsner called Stag in my area. It's GOAT, and always a LOT cheaper than the BMC's.

Don't go to bars, bro. Shit's much more cash if you make it yourself. I'm sipping on a concoction made with ancho liqueur, genepy, lime juice and Licor 43 right now, and it is revelatory

>>8703816
A nice cool refreshing glass of beer.

>>8703816
>Gin Rickey
I've always wanted to try one of these but I'm scared the bartender will laugh at me or just have no idea what it is. Is it okay to order these in public?

>>8704170
tits or gtfo
just kidding, kys

>>8704663
You can literally drink whatever you please.

>>8704675
I'm worried that they'll think I'm gay or uncool if the drink I order is gay or uncool.

glass of milk

>>8704170
melon balls are fucking amazing. I can go for one at almost any time

typically this, maybe cliche but it's kinda neat. zombie to mix it up every once in a while

vodka gimlet if i'm feelin extra super cool

>>8704711
>tfw can't drink long island iced teas because people might call me gay

>>8704742
The problem with drinking Long Islands isn't that you'll be outed. The problem is that you've admitted that the only reason you're drinking is to get drunk.
Try some tiki shit instead, maybe a Jet Pilot or a Zombie. At least then, you get liquors that are meant to be together, and you look more original and self-actualized.

>>8704742
>Drink with the most booze in it short of an Adios Motherfucker
>people would call you gay
Whut?

boston sour

>>8704755
What's in an Adios Motherfucker?

>>8704788
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz 7up

very much like a long island but famous for being blue

moscow mule

with bitters

>>8704841
Is it good?

Dark 'N' Stormy

Straight bourbon or gin and tonic.If there's a nice seasonal beer I''l grab a pint of that.

>>8704678
>I'm worried that they'll think I'm gay or uncool

That's the mentality of someone who is gay and uncool.

>>8705003
true dat my brother from another mother

>>8704170
>white russian
Oh good, another "The Dude" LARPer

>>8705004
Yeah, I'm trying to prevent them from realising that. The uncool part anyway.

Beer or a soco amaretto lime.

Highball, rum and coke or Kruskovac.

For me Jack and Soda.

It just feels like a stronger beer in a sense. I can get buzzed on it and no negatives really occur.

>>8705040
Oh and I forgot to add why not drink beer? Because three beers leads you to constantly pissing like a racehorse.

>>8703816
Gay.

>>8703858
>>8703861
>>8703863
Is this some kind of meme?

>>8704191
Oh. It was autism.

>>8704755
Adios Motherfucker is delicious and looks cool.

>>8704663
>>8704678
Just say "gin lime and soda please". As a bartender I often get people ordering weird and specific drinks off me. I have no idea what they're asking for until they boil it down to an obvious order.

I mean I know what a 'screwdriver' is, but you're probably better off asking your bartender for 'vodka and orange juice' just to be sure you get what you want.

Knowing cocktails is definitely a part of being a bartender, but there are tens of thousands of cocktail recipes that go by multitudes of different names in different regions. If you're not ordering something off a menu, be specific with what you want, so you don't get disappointed when the bartender doesn't know what a "John Longsman" or "Old Farrington" or whatever the fuck you're ordering is.

G&T

airmail
prince of wales

>>8704576
You sure are old, mister. Do you have any stories from the War?

For me, it's the 7&7.

>>8704191
Ive seen people do that at a bar and its cringy as it sounds

>>8704191
>>8705156
samefag, and nobody believes you

tell us the one about how you held the door for your date and she screamed and called you a rapist and took off her wig and she had blue hair and then she threw a bucket of blood on you because you were wearing a leather belt

>>8703816
I hate ordering drinks at bars, I almost always order rails neat and tip upfront in cash and the bartender will always start overpouring and I get ripped off slightly less

>>8705161
>dat projection
>calling someone a samefag because of autism
>inb4 phone poster
My god in Mexico they must call you el autismo magnifico.

>>8705168
>they speak Italian in Mexico

Gin and tonic almost always, but that's because if I'm at a bar, I'm at a dive or something.

If I somehow wandered into a genuine cocktail bar, I would probably get with blackberries or raspberries in it. Shit is so good when muddled in a good cocktail.

It's, of course, more fun to make your own drinks at home but that's just me

>>8704632
On a nice day like today?

>>8705168
no, phoneposter, typically they call me el magnifico autistico, please note the modifier being placed before the word "autistico", since it is an expression of personal opinion. unfortunately for your fantasy, word order matters

now tell us about the time a christfag totally got ass blasted when you destroyed their faith in front of the entire class using the sword of logic and reason

>>8705177
Why are you projecting tho?

>>8705187
did babby just get his first "internet comebacks" poster? hasn't "projecting" gotten old? you need to try out ad hominem, straw man, and moving the goalposts. try to mix it up some. give it a try, it's fun!

Keen on Manhattan these days to be candid

>>8705190
Oh i get it! You're shitposting! Well then you almost had me going!

Old fashioned. Bourbon, bitters, sugar, water, ice. No fruit, it doesn't really do anything to the drink for me.

>>8704750
>first time trying zombies, drink 5 back to back
>puked and then fucked a fat chick
the zombies were pretty good tho desu

>>8705860
I remember going to some pirate ship themed bar in San Francisco, and getting a zombie. They're damn strong, and I think there was a 2 zombie limit. People get violent, and have sex with fat chicks if left to their own devices.

>>8703816
The Negroni, of course. Up.

Absinthe. But only if they burn the sugar.

>>8703816
I just order a grateful dead everytime because I like them and are a pain to make

>>8705168
where is he speaking Italian?

beer

I love whiskey sour, is that considered a pussy faglord drink or is it cool because whiskey is the liquor with the most machismo?

>>8703816
staying home, a litre of rum and 6 750 ml bottles of coke

>>8703824
ah the old 'Three wise men (go hunting)'
1 shot Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam (wild turkey)

nothing like a cocktail that consists of 4 shit whiskeys.

>>8707574
It's considered a pussy faglord drink because you drink it anon

If you want to seem like a real "cool guy" at the bar you order everyone a round of cosmos. Everyone who refuses to drink is outed as an insecure fagmo and you also get to show off how rich you are, an inherently cool guy trait.

>>8708517
Triple means three pours of the same whiskey, who the fuck would do what you said?

>>8703816
The "big bird" at my go to bar/skeeball league. Tall boy and a shot of whiskey, 5 bucks

>>8703816
Give the buds and meself a round of Vodko ice.

Everyone who refuses or is showing long term visual discomfort will be outed as a pole smoker.

>>8704980
Nobody remembers.

>>8705045
>Because three beers leads you to constantly pissing like a racehorse.
Fucking lightweights in muh booze thread.

>>8703858
>>8703861
>>8703863
$5

I like Hendricks and gin or Cuba libra

The Super sonico

>>8704980
More flavorful than a long island, gets you just as fucked up.

got one of theese things for my birthday.

what do i do with it?

only drink i can think of is martini ( gin, vermouth)

but what else?

Jack and coke, no ice, with a straw

>>8709669
>Triple means three pours of the same whiskey
Yeah, I get the idea of a triple whisky.

>who the fuck would do what you said?
uh, anyone that drinks the cocktail that I mentioned?

>>8704758
Finally someone mentioned a good drink

>>8707461

This anon gets it.

The Negroni shows you're a person who knows what they want. Someone who prefers the robustness of life and wants that mirrored in their drink.

If you think its too bitter than you are, by definition, uncool.

>>8703816
Beer in a glass.

>>8705176

top referencing skipper

>>8704065
Jej

>>8704980
its really tasty but turns your mouth blue and fucks you up super quick. By the time you finish one you think its a good idea for another. By 2 you are falling off the barstool or trying to fight someone while looking like you just sucked off a smurf.

>>8710978
>a guy tries to fight me after drinking a fruity blue drink
I'd probably just laugh that one off

>>8710350

A lot of drinks, depends on what liquors and other ingredients you have. Get some cocktail recipes. There's websites if you're too cheap for a book. Google some shit.

>>8710978
>while looking like you just sucked off a smurf.

well im sold

>>8704755
>Adios Motherfucker
MFW I'm beginning to want to make mixed drinks instead of just drinking tons of straight alcohol.

>>8705891
Yea most places I know that serve Zombies have a two zombie limit. Except for the Rusty Knot downtown Manhattan. They will let you get blacked out there
>mfw me and a bunch of other patrons had a $1000+ pool on the age of a television in the bar
>mfw we ask the bartender how old the tv is
>mfw he looks at us like we're retarded and says "I have no fuckin' idea"

>>8705168
I believe that you are trying to say
"el magnifico autista"

cheap lager, doesn't matter what kind
or whiskey and coke
I don't care what kind of whiskey
I don't care what kind of cola

>is pepsi ok?

NO! * knocks over bar stool and storms out of the bar*

why do they even bother asking I don't care if its goddamn Faygo just get me drunk

as long as its lager or whiskey and cola I'm not picky whatsoever

>>8713279
>oh wait, this is the "cool guy" thread

I'm not cool and don't try to be
and I hate bars and never go to one unless there is a good band playing

>>8707574
They're nice but unfortunately they're a fag drink. Wish it weren't so but I don't make the rules.

I pick from three thing at random usually or if they don't have anything particularly interesting. Scotch and coke, makers and coke or a pale ale.

>>8704170
>>8704698
Fuck Midori. Shit tastes like medicine, not at all like honeydew

gin and tonic is my go to drink.
my go to cool guy drink would probably be a manhattan

Seltzer water, with a shot of honey

>>8703816
Whiskey sour.