/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>buy a crave case
>present on a big platter

Eat up and enjoy, soon as it kicks in we can begin the fart-in-my-face festival

Would you fine ladies care to have a cocktail first?
I just invented this: Siberian Jizzy-Fizz

>>8689004
>you have one hour. What do you make?


What i make os you silly skanks leave.
Firat things first ill have the least ugliest of the bunch suck my cock and lick my.balls before fucking her for a rather long time or at least until shes sore just before slipping my rod up her ass till i get soft which is about half as long as i last laying pipe.
I make the two uglier bitches watch and wonder why they didnt get such invincible mean dick.
Now back to the middle slag once soft ~45mins in ill eat some pussy for a minute or two amd continue rocling the cock for the next ~75minutes

Finally i make the bitches leave without a shower and undressed maybe giving the blonde a shot at getting laid a few days later once rested
... yeah that's what I'd make

>>8689004

First on the left looks like it has a penis.

>>8689009
How kinky gross yet kinky


Im glad your not around me you lousy filth

>>8689024
Keep going as these creatures may have quite a huge surprise for you

>>8689004
Kill, marry, fuck

Go to McDonalds for a round of McChickens

>>8689058
>McChickens
Well it surely speaks volumes of you now doesn't it

>Forget about those 3, anon. Share your recipe with us instead!

You still have 1 hour. What do you make?

Who are these deformed cunts from? Britain?

Fuck those trios. We hungey. Make food for us now.

>>8689065
Pork belly in pork blood. With sprinkled pork brains for looks.

calling dibs on the middle, fuck i can't believe you guys were too slow

What would yuo cook for her?

>>8689124
Which south american mountain country is this?

>>8689124
Give her some tapioca the shitskin


She should slob the knob once were out of clear view of whoever is around

>>8689124
I dont serve poor people.

>>8689065
Spotted dick but its not spotted if you know what I mean haha

>>8689143
>haha
Fuck off, normie.

>>8689004
Squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth with goat cheese profiteroles
Arugula Caesar salad
Swordfish meat loaf with onion marmalade
Rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale
Grilled free-range rabbit with herb french fries

>>8689124

bitch look like she 12 or sumn

>>8689004
One hour? Rice, some stir fried veggies, and some thinly sliced protein with soy sauce, vinegar, and chinese 5 spice. And garlic.

>>8689061
What are you?

>>8689242
too old?

>>8689124
literally anything she wanted

An already opened bottle of champawnye

>>8689004
Fuck off and take that tranny with you

>>8690499
>normie-tier black twitter meme
leave

>>8689004
ask the middle what her favorite food is and make that.

>>8689004

I'd cook the one on the left.

>>8690513
The only way this works is if you're trying to make the one on the right jealous

>>8689158
Yeah, I bet you have all that just chilling in your fridge all the time

>>8689004
Room 2001
Step inside, giggity, ahem, sorry
Care for some caviar on blinis? fraüleins?
Giggity..sorry
Milady, let me remove your panties. Milady, you smell good down there. Roses.

>>8690517
What kind of sauce?

>>8689572
.................AAAH THE FFRENCH CHAMPAGNE

>tranny
>eyes too close together
>too old, probably a whore

I'd cook them nothing

>>8689022
does it even feel good after going for that long?
I either cum or get bored after like an hour

>>8689572
its pronounced jump on ya

>>8691324
> neckbeard being this judgmental and picky

Oh anon, you wouldn't have the slimmest chance with any of them. Back to your waifu pillow you go

a bowl of eggs

Okay, I'll make roasted brussell's sprouts with orange zest, balsalmic reduction, and crushed roasted stachios as the veg
I think I'll do a simple duck breast with a blackberry gastrique and fresh herbs as the protein
a creme brulee with the finest turbanado sugar for dessert
and a robust merlot as the wine pairing
boom that ought to take roughly 30 minutes to prepare if I have the custard on hand.

>>8689124
ICE

>>8691289

Probably an etouffee or red eye gravy. Those look fitting for her.

>>8691361
Oh look, the guy with the folder of golden reaction faces is role playing as a non-permavirgin

>>8691380
>if I have the custard on hand.

When is the last time you didn't have custard "on hand"?

Be honest, you fat fuck.

>>8691533
>not realizing how many normies browse 4chan now

>>8691382
Real Crème brûlée in an hour? lol

>>8691361
>LARPING as a non Redditor

>>8691543
>taylor swift stalker and golden face hoarder
>normie
Nice try pepe

>>8691543
Hows making america great again going cletus?

>>8691594
pretty well, ahmed

>>8691594

lols. rekt

>>8689004
>>8689065

annikas gryta on flatbread

>>8689004
mac n cheese

bowls of cereal.

only children eat cereal and women are basically children anyways.

>>8692258
So does that make you a pedophile or a queer?

>>8692267

don't you have some dark chocolate icecream to chomp on, roastie?

>>8692283
I'd rather chomp on that dick bitch answer the question.

>>8692241
i liek cheese

>>8689004
this doesn't happen so fuck off. Proved by watching andy milonakis's live stream everyday. Guy is a godly food addict and the girls he hits on never ask him for food.

>>8689004
Medium-rare steaks, roasted potatoes, sauteed Brussels sprouts, and a nice merlot.

>>8689004
Where did you find a colored picture of young Ozzy Osborne?

>>8689124
The happy route ending.

>>8691382

I can tell you're American because you douse everything with sweet flavours

>>8689158
>>8690528
What a fucken casual.

>>8690528

>That meal was great, anon! But where's the dessert?

You have 5 minutes. What do you make?

>>8689004
the thing on the left looks like the devil, i wouldnt cook for that

>>8692975

Ladies...

>>8689004
AB Beef tartare, shallots, tarragon on rye thins
Start terayaki pheasant, soy, ginger and lime
Main monkfish, rosemary, garlic, cream
>>8692975
Pomelo posset, lemon/poppyseed shortbread

This is all stuff I usually have about and could be prepared easily in an hour with time to mingle and enjoy a few glasses of some dry coastal Italian white.
All this of course after removing the genetic disaster that is the thin on the left.

>>8692975
They all have very jewish noses

>>8692975
*unzips dick*

>>8692483
>tfw