/ck/ - Food & Cooking

First for Chicago. The best dog.

Guatemala seems interesting.

>>8678310
What's wrong with it? It's just a plain hot dog, just cut a bit to look like a thing. The US is rife with smiley-face potato pancakes, Ninja Turtle-shaped macaroni and cheese, and other faggotry. I personally prefer not to cut into the sausage before I'm ready to eat, but it's not the end of the world.

>>8678357
stfu faggot kys idiot

>>8678364
idgafomgwtfstfubbqlgbtqnamblakkkadcomsubordcomphibspac

>>8678310
Gib me dat Amsterdam

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

>>8678310
Denmark a best

>>8678310
The Georgia looks interesting

>Norway
Lazy, but it works

>>8678310
im concerned for idaho if that is real.

>>8678310
>idaho.

haha wut. that cant be real

>missing the finnish one

>>8678640

>>8678647

>Chile
Hell yes

2 wasn't enough

Why is japfood so shit?

>>8680319
Much like the nips themselves nip food is bland and soulless.

>tfw Franks Dirty Bird best
>bacon wrapped dog with poutine on top

>>8678310
Wrong, in NYC we just put ketchup and mustard, no Nazi shit

>>8678310
Jesus christ Norway...

Does it even taste like a hot dog? I feel like there are too many overlapping flavors in this.

>>8678317

How can Chicago get pizza so wrong but hot dogs so right?

>>8680960

Am a Londoner. So have no regional bias one way or the other. From my experience the Chicago dogs are better than the NYC ones.

For pizza obviously the NYC ones are better tho than the Chicago quiche lasagne monstrosities.

>>8680960
Went to a Portillos, basically Illinois's In-N-Out, and ordered one of these.

Got to say it was just ok. Nothing too special but I guess the bar for good food isn't too high in the Midwest.

>>8680960

It does. They're pretty good. The sport peppers can be a little overpowering though.

>>8678640
>>8678647
>>8678649

Oh, I've never tought it that way. Would be, if the wieners weren't so worthless.

>>8678640
>>8678647
>>8678649
that's too much ass

>>8680960
they pretty much solved hot dogs

>>8678445
This actually looks really fun to try making.

>>8678310
Coney dog is the only correct dog.

>>8682217
>sauce and cheese on the bun, not in the bun
>correct
pick one

>>8678310
Well would you look at that, Los Angeles wins again.

>>8678364
>I sure told him!
>just pretending!
>Derp

ITT: mad, lonely, kissless virgin autists that don't realise that they cut sausages like that to make it fun for kids.
One day if your wee wee ever gets close to a girl's wee wee you might find out one day. Sounds like some ppl in this thread are (assuming they ever get laid) going to raise their kids by drinking whisky in a room away from their kids without giving them the love and attention they need.

>>8678310
The Swedish one sounds delicious. I'm not even joking.

>>8678310
>Bright red notched dog

>>8680969
NYIDF please go with your covert pizza shill posting.

>>8678445
That looks good as so long as there's not actually a hotdog in there.

>>8678317
Gonna have my first 'go dog tomorrow. I'm pretty stoked, lads.

>>8678640
Vendor: So what would you like in your hotdog?
Him: Just fuck my shit up

>>8680960
One of these days I'm going to go to Chicongo with a bottle of ketchup in my pocket just to piss off the purists.

>>8684108
Looks like a banana is the dog

>Idaho

Jesus Christ why

>>8684955
would eat

>>8678310
>(no bun)

Then it's not a fucking hot dog is it

>>8678310
That "Italian" one is laughable. It's about as Italian as chicken alfredo

>>8684119
Nice lad don't be intimidated

Georgia here, no idea what the fuck that is.

Carolina dog allllll daaayyyyyyy

>>8678310
Australian Hot Dog

>>8682327
Dodger dogs are the biggest waste of money.
>costs 10 serving worth
>but there are only about 2 servings
I get it, it's a novelty food, but the novelty is just nothing but length.

>>8678310
>germany
what a bullshit

I need Denmark in my belly.

>>8678629
>>8678619
>>8684955
Why is everyone so disgusted by Idaho? It's one of the blander ones, having a potato for a bun isn't that bizarre

>>8685266
Where's the vegemite?

>>8678310
the montreal one is accurate although there usually is a bit of relish in there as well

>>8681016
the 'bun' is dogshit most of the time too

I'm from Michigan and I love 'Michigan style' hot dogs, I didn't know that was a local taste though

>>8685547
Too bad the hot dogs they use are utterly tasteless.

what the fuck is banana ketchup

>>8685090
Oh god it was a disaster.

>get my dog and march triumphantly back to my seat
>notice it's missing the mustard
>apply it myself
>I've now sealed my fate
>onions go flying after the very first bite
>try not to notice the people staring at me
>the dog is slipping and sliding against the pickle and one of the peppers
>get to a tomato, can't bite through the whole slice
>the tomato flings toward me and dangles out of my mouth, bringing with it plenty of mustard
>a neon yellow blotch on my shirt serves as a scarlet letter of humiliation as I put down the dog to cover my mouth and pick up a few napkins
>audible snickering from the tables around me
>three napkins later my hands and mouth are finally as clean as they're going to get
>pick up the dog again
>bottom of the bun gives out
>shower of relish coats the onion mosaic below
>sitting there with a wiener hanging out of my mouth clutching the remnants of my bun, pickle slice, and dignity
>outright jeering from the tables around me
>the waitress gets to me in her "how is everything" rounds
>she takes one look and has to fastwalk away from the table
>hear an outburst of incredulous laughter as the door to the women's restroom swings shut
>throw the rest away and go home

Never again.

>>8685633
Sort of is, you can get them in other places in the northeast but it's a bit difficult to find

>>8685771

Shit like that can happen with a Chicago dog. First thing I usually do is pull the pickle off and eat that as the starter.
Then I bite into the hot dog a few times avoiding the sport pepper.
Next I either eat the first pepper with my fingers or make sure I get the entire pepper in my mouth with the hot dog bite.
If any of your storys true and they forgot the mustard that place must suck for real.

>>8685771

Had to look up Korea's, it looks like fun. Nothing I'd order in a restaurant but good looking carnival food.

>>8680960
It's way better than it sounds when done right. That thing is why I keep my kitchen stocked with celery salt.

i once worked in a hot dog shop that served a cajun dog with gator/pork sausage, grilled onions and pepper jack cheese on french bread


heavenly

>>8685266
>Hot Dog
No, that's a charred breakfast sausage on toast.

>>8685540
Why do people think Germans eat them like that?
I've only ever seen sauerkraut on a dog in America

>>8678310
Here's the menu for a place in Vancouver called Japadog, i've had the terimayo, it was ok, i find kewpie way too fucking sweet though.

>>8686470
All of the foods those dogs are based off are way better by themselves instead of being turned into shitty hot dog toppings.

I've never been a fan of the yakisoba sandwiches, too much carbs

Sweden looks really good Mann, also Germany though.

Since I quit drinking I sometimes go on steamed hotdogs rampage. I can down 10 of them in my car while sobbing.

>>8678640
>pineapple on a pizza

>>8678310

France, Korea, Bagel Dog, Italian, Michigan, Doyer, Tijuana.... get inside of me.

>>8686635
kill yourself, this meme was never funny

>>8678310
>Sweden dog
>Mashed potatoes and fried onions

I need a ticket to Sweden asap.

>>8678310
Seattle one is not accurate. It's cream cheese and green onions on a regular dog.

>>8688364
Same here bro.

Scandinavians get a bad rep for their food but what I've tried has been fucking delicious.

>>8688364
No need to travel all the way to Sweden for an authentic Swedish experience, just venture to Pakistan or Syria for an experience approved by the Swedish Government. Rape guarenteed®!

>>8686688
>meme
This ain't a game, kid.

>>8680973
idk which portillos you went to but I haven't been to a single portillos in Chicago/Chicago Sub-Urbs that wasn't anything short of phenominal.

>>8682327
>extra long weiners
hehehe

>>8678310
>Brazil
>pico de gallo

>>8684119
From where? I've ordered 'chicago style' dogs at several places out of state and they've all been garbage.

>>8680960
no ketchup?

A well made Coney is always amazing to eat. Cincinnati area do them best

>>8680962
They didn't get it wrong though.

>>8678310
it's artistic you faggot. that's standard bento box protocol you uncultured cunt. don't you other low income piss-stain lil'uns to be envious of your child's lunch.

>>8686431
It's not even toast cunt, and it's called a sausage sizzle..

>>8688482
Are you 5?