/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8674764
lmao what a sperg. nice tits tho

>>8674792
I think she's physically handicapped anon.

Show some class

Can i post gifs?
Safari doesn't support Webms

>>8674795
well fuck. I didn't know

>>8674835

Fuck you

>>8674792
do NOT bully charisse
she has cerebral palsy

>>8674796
Yes. God bless you, Anon.

>>8674796
Get a real web browser.

>>8674819
https://youtu.be/bDmFaAE_M5o

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>>8674764
What the fuck is up with her backwards arms?
Or is she just being blonde on purpose?

>>8674933
Webms don't work in Chrome on iOS either. VLC app is cumbersome.
>inb4 get a real phone faggot
Android is slower and buggy as shit, no thanks.

I'm just posting my favorite food picture.

>>8674764
Retards are gross, what's she doing handling food? I bet she can't even wipe herself.

>>8674949
>Android is slower and buggy as shit
It's not though
t. Droidfag

>>8674967
Well anon, in some ways she's better off than you; at least she was born emotionally stable

Completely serious, I'd rather have a handicapped offspring instead of a cognitively sufficient sociopath.

>>8674981
Not an argument.

>>8674988
I wasn't aware we were arguing :)

>>8674849
The important question, though, is "does she have a boyfriend"?

>>8674958
They aren't even cooked yet.

>>8674992
If by boyfriend you mean someone to pretend to wipe her ass for her, I'm her man.
I'd barely brush the oily dook aside onto her cheeks and wait until she's asleep before going to town, cleaning her up for real using only my tongue.

>>8675006
That's disgusting and no you wouldn't

>>8675010
Not an argument.

>>8674958

>>8675010
Oh yes I would.
Scat fetishes are real and powerfully sexually invigorating. Even more so when the woman is asleep of powerless.

>>8675019
Oh fuck yeah

>>8675023
Disgusting

Does anyone have any good recipes for the more uncommon meats? Recently started going to a butcher for ground meat so I could safely make medium burgers and the selection is fantastic.

But trying to look up recipes I'm not sure how to differentiate between the massive amount of crap recipes that places like allrecipes have flooded google with, especially since a lot of these meats I've only had a few times or not at all

I'm looking for recipes for things like alligator meat, rabbit, venison, wild boar, quail. Basically any kind of game animal or less common poultry.

>>8675019
kys
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>>8675029
For fresh quail, I always quarter, wrap them in bacon and grill them. Stick a toothpick through at the end.

Very simple, very delicious. It's a great app for large groups.

Pic related

>>8674997
10/10. I chuckled.

>>8675042
+1. Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

>>8675038
Not an argument.

>>8674943
That woman is so cute. She seems sweet.

>>8675054
THIS

>>8674949

I have the shittiest chinese android imagineable. Chrome webms work like a charm.

>>8674949
Apple does not allow any browser to exist on the app store that isn't a wrapper over Safari. Its one of the reasons Firefox took so long to get to iOS because they didn't want the browsing experience to be Safari with bookmarks from Firefox like what Chrome did. Firefox and Chrome on Android are the actual versions of their respective browser

Feel free to post your jokes online.

If you make jokes about the handicapped in public, I promise ill try my hardest to knock you unconscious and beat you senseless until you are worse off then they are.

>>8675059
Her arms are like a retarded t-rex though.
Imagine her hand jobs, she'd tear your cock off.

>>8675073
Underrated post.

>>8675073

What is Virtue Signalling

>>8675073
>knock you unconscious and beat you senseless
>and

I think I'm safe. I'll just call the cops on you and then I'll call the police.

>>8675081
>>>/pol/

>>8675081
>>8675083
wew I always forget that, behind the memes, there are legitimately disturbed individuals on this board.

I'm going back to the cooking threads.

>>8675087
I think you meant to refer >>8675073 to /pol/

>>8675089
If you are talking about knocking people out because they made handicapped jokes on the internet I'd say you are the mental one cause you likely have autism

>>8675089
Calm down bro, I was just picking on your repeated sentence.
Don't be so high strung, it can't be good for your blood pressure.
>inb4 I'm /fit/
Me too, I'm all muscle.

>>8675095
>Being a faggot is ok because its online

>>8675078
Why, God? Why?!?!?

>>8675096
This post is pure cringe.

>>8675097
>making jokes about the handicapped isn't OK
>threatening to bash them is OK
>so is using the term faggot

You are a hypocrite and you don't even realize because your autism affects your self awareness

>>8675095
>>8675096
I'm not that guy tho.

>I was just picking on your repeated sentence.
>repeated

I think the word you're looking for is 'redundant' :)

>>8675071
I would rather have a more stable operating system via iOS than Androud which has to attenot to run smoothly on dozens of different phone platforms whereas iOS is just one common phone.

>>8675074
I'm sure there'd be some awkward muppet arms moments, but I bet she'd be gentle. In every video she comes across as kind and considerate. The pancake flipping one shows she has a sense of humor, too. I'd date her.

>>8674764
my webms are spreading. yesss.

>>8675073
gb2reddit

>>8675078
WHAT THE FUCK

>>8675129
Calm down, you're not famous or a trip goddess on 'the chan' yet.

>>8675118
Not an argument.

>>8675078
Remember this thread on /o/. Anyone have the one of him putting his keys in there?

>>8675118
Im guessing you havent actually compared an Android phone and an iPhone since Android 2.3. Its not a laggy buggy OS anymore

I do daily dev for Android and have started picking up iOS dev more for work. Neither is perfect but I feel Android is the superior OS at this point. It simply lets you do much more. The biggest issue is that its much closer to a real computer, which have always had to deal with different hardware and screen sizes.
Just like you wouldn't download some weird one off game to your home computer, you have to use a little bit of common sense and not do the same shit on Android.

I had been using an iPad and an Android phone for the past 5 years and now that my iPad is breaking down, Im really seeing no point in getting another one since the ecossytem doesn't offer anything worth while. Android tablets are cheaper and the Surface is a real computer.

But iOS users are still the most likely to do in-app purchases, so if you have an app that relies on being bought or in-app purchases it still makes sense to bother with iOS

>>8675149
wut

>>8675151
Thanks for redpilling me. I have not used an Android since 2011 because if the frustrations I had with it. Will have to reconsider my next phone.

>>8675188
He put his keys there and, like the wrapper, shifted and slid them into his center console. It flared everyone's autism on /o/.

>>8674764
I want to watch her awkwardly masturbate while letting out guttural moans.

>>8674764

>>8675081
that's a pretty stupid post you have there, mind if I save it?

>>8675073
Jokes on you, I don't go outside

>>8675078
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

found one >>>/wsg/1582227

>>8675195
Because it's going to wreck his transmission

>>8675758
2 minutes of fame

>>8675073
back to tumblr useless cripple.

>>8674981
It's not "sociopathy" to be disgusted or rational. It's not "selfish and uncaring" to not want feces flakes in your breakfast.
Do you just use words you don't understand and hope nobody calls you on your shit?

>>8675151
May I ask, what is your opinion of unofficial Cyanogenmod builds? My Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 7" is sucking dogshit right now -- it keeps resetting its connection to the cell tower. I am 99% sure that this is a software problem due to shitty buggy automatic updates that Samsung crams down my throat. Unfortunately, Cyanogenmod doesn't have an official build for this phone. I'm not sure whether to bother with fucking around with the unofficial ones, or if I should just drop this one into the office shredder and go buy something else.

>>8675851
I'm not sure rationality entails a worry over the physically handicapped being covered in feces.

Further, sociopathy entails, by definition, a lack of empathy. You seem to fit the bill.

It isn't a difficult word. Being pompous about knowing it only makes you look stupid.

>>8676236
I think they're degenerate and dumb.

>>8675776
Christ

>>8675758
Because fuck Hertz and Enterprise

>>8675776
Sound?
IN MY WEBMS?

>>8674997
fuck you anon i spilled my iced tea