/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'm not a cannibal but i will eat that pig

>>8659276
Why wait? Just stick it on the grill now.

Sounds good.

Keep on growing, little porker.

sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight, porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

Sleep tight porker

>>8659302

sleep tight, porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659276
That little shit is ugly as fuck

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659302
sleep tight porker

>>8659280
This guy gets it. They're easier to cook whole when they're small.

I wish they were at least killed more respectfully instead of treated like shit before death

>>8659276
Yeah, you were bred this way. You're an animal; you don't have a sense of purpose or self-reflection, literally no one altruistically gives a shit about your feelings, not even yourself.

>>8659302
sleep tight, porker

After seeing this picture I am getting beef lo-mein and general tso tomorrow and not general tso and pork lo-mein. Fuck cows and chickens.

>>8659276
ofc you delicious adorable porker.
>the likes of you
Rude.

I'm going to go fry a pack of bacon in your name little porky. I can't wait to eat you.

I don't give a shit about animal welfare.

>>8659869
Why not?

>>8659871
because they'll die either way. they are reared for slaughter

>>8659886
To each their own. It mostly bothers me that they are treated like shit. Just feels like needless suffering.

I've actually raised and slaughtered your cousins myself.

Your sole purpose in life in the wilderness is to try and survive enough to leave offspring. Not only is there a major chance that might not happen, but also that you go hungry or you suffer a gruesome painful death at the hands of a predator/the elements/disease.

I offer you assured offspring. I offer you assured food and water. I offer you assured safety. I offer you that when your time inevitably comes, it be as close to painless and least stressful as possible.

However, I require in return that you give me back something. Your flesh. Some time after completing your purpose in this life, I will take it. Like I said, I'll make it as comfort able as possible for you.

This is an infinitely better deal that anything in the wilderness that will just pounce on you and sink its fangs into your neck when you have your back turned.

>>8659276
Yeah that sounds like a nice gesture. In exchange, feel free to eat me alive if I faint in front of you.

>>8659276
yes

>>8659276
sure, pig always tastes good

>>8659276

>grow up

Suckling pig is great though, fetal is better.

>>8659276
That pig is really cute! I bet it's delicious.

Yes.

>>8659276
I wanna boop that snout

>>8660328
no booping

>>8660328
>>8660339
Pork boogers, eeeww

>>8659276
Well I mean the pig doesn't really have any purpose in life just like any other being. I mean, I do empathize with people and can sympathize with animals, but so many pigs have been eaten throughout human history and it won't stop. That's just the way it is.
It's cool if some people want to be vegetarian, but if you want to go full vegan it's literally retarded and no one evolved to be able to survive that way. Veganism is literally bad for you.

>>8660349
veganism is truly impossible unless you want to give up your conveniences, which nobody who is vegan ever could. there is just so much shit you can do with animal parts and we're even better than native-indians about "using every part of it"

>>8660348

not cool man

>>8660349
Most humans don't really have any purpose in life either. That's not a good argument really.

The only purpose pigs serve currently is for meat and other products their body creates. That and some people have them as pets which is cool too.

It's not impossible to like and respect pigs while at the same time slaughtering them and eating them.

>>8660394
I think you misunderstood, he said exactly what you said
>pigs have no purpose, they're animals, just like us
In some other weird world, we're the bacon of piglords who sit on /pigck/

>>8660394

Agreed, i can think of plenty of humans that should be slaughtered.

>>8660426
get on the plate, porker

>>8659276
well, I mean, you're already roaming around the greens. If you're cool with it, I'm cool with it.

>>8660445
KA-
BOBS

>>8659276
Can we use your heart and kidneys to transplant into humans that need them, If so I'll pay extra for the ribs

>>8660426
Get on the plate, porker.

>>8660426
What's the most common, anti vegan creation there is?

I was gonna say a ham egg and cheese sandwich on milk made with bread.

>>8659276

I love pigs and cattle.

There is no habitat for them in the wild: they will die and go extinct.

Are you willing to let livestock animals die off?

>>8661275
>milk made with bread.
Tell me more?

>>8659276
>Babby pigs are cute! CUUUUUUUTE!
>Then they grow up into large fat monstrosities

>>8661291
Anon I hate to break it to you, but almost all baby animals look adorable.

>>8659276

hourly reminder pork is for niggers

>>8661309

baby rhinos couldnt be more cute if they tried

>>8659276
As long as you had a good life where you could run arond in open fields and eat tasty food yourself, i dont want to support farmers that raise their livestock chained to concrete floors

I don't eat pork though outside of Asian resturaunts

>>8661362
>people believe this

>>8659276
see you next month porker

>>8659276
thank you, lil porker. you bring me joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOBAWbkq5Q

>erection: 100%

>>8659276
The funniest part is, I'm so fat I probably shouldn't be eating lots of pork anyway and far too out of shape to successfully hunt and kill a pig on my own, but it doesn't really matter. To the slaughter you go, pigfag. Your death will not be my sustenance. Instead, I will just sort of eat you because you taste good.

>>8659276
You're sole purpose in life is to grow up and reproduce.

Everything else is literally just bullshit that you made up to make yourself feel better.

You cool with that, anon?

Look, mate, them's the brakes. I can at least assure you live a great life until I kill you because itcs both humane and you'll taste 200% better.

>>8659276
You also get to have sex piglet

>>8659276
I can already taste the bacon, little piggy.

Stop anthropomorphising animals. They have no purpose, that's something which intellectual animals imbue upon ourselves. The only thing that matters is that they live happy, full lives, which they do when bred properly.

>>8664126

Pretty much every living thing has a purpose: reproduction.

>>8661362
I believe this. I would pay extra to know the pig got to run outside and act like a pig before being gently shot in the head while it's eating ice cream. That way it just thinks it died from a ice cream headache.

>>8664128
It isn't a purpose. The universe doesn't care whether you reproduce or not.

As long as muslims get triggered by it, i'm cool with it

>>8661309
you can tell she's def spent a bit of time speelunking in that ass

>>8659276
I'll make sure it's fast, little porker.

>>8660165
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

>>8666311

Google says to me that it is car paint.

Totally cool with it.

I love eating beef too - but I'm morally against eating the meat of any cow butchered for meat IF it has been working all its life, plowing fields - if it worked, it has earned a retirement.

>>8659430
Fits inside backyard barbeque.

Maybe even the toaster oven.

>>8660339
That's adorable. I want to buy a pig as a pet, wheel it around in a baby's carriage. Then when it gets big and ugly I will eat it.

>>8660355
>not cool man

This is /ck/, the only purpose for animals here is to be eaten. If you want cute animals without seeing them as food, try /an/.

>>8664261
>That way it just thinks it died from a ice cream headache.

I don't ever want to go to an nursing home. So when I am old, I want to eats lots of ice cream, gets shot in the head, and then fed to vultures or bears. It's the Circle of Life

>>8667481
>IF it has been working all its life, plowing fields - if it worked

It'll also be more tough and sinewy so not tasting as good.

>>8659276
Hell yeah, grill up some nice pork chops and veggies with a slice of apple pie for desert.