/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8656715
nobody talks like this

>>8656715
Take it all. I don't use the stuff.

>>8656715
>get a free burger with a meal at McDs with my fat friend who has employee credit
>while you're still eating yours, can I eat your free burger and give you the money for another? I'd go myself but I'm a fat fuck.

>Just gonna grab a chicken finger real quick, bro

I hate ketchup as a condiment, I only use it as an ingredient for other shit.
The only exception is with McDonalds fries.

Mustard is the GOAT condiment.

>>8656715
considering you can get unlimited ketchup packs for free, I'm perfectly okay with this

>>8656715
Did you just double dip?

>>8656744
fuck OF my fingeres

>>8656715
>quit hogging your fries bro

>>8656863
TRIGGERED

>>8656777
Yeah, as long as they aren't double-dipping, I don't care because:
>>8656755

>>8656717
Get out more

>Let me get a quick spoon of that beluga mate

>teehee i know i said i just wanted a salad but i can't help myself yours looks so good

>>8656938
He's right, though. Where the fuck do you live?

>>8656715
>Not secretly adding your own cum to the condiments and then offering them to the table.

>>8657009
MOTHERFUCKING MUTT

>>8657016
People talk like that in Florida all the time.

>just gonna take a bite of your sandwich homie

>just gonna grab a slice bro

ITT:

"I have black friends"

People with manners dont do this shit.

>>8657009
is that your GF?

>>8657110
>is that your GF?
Kek

>>8657110
Lol. She's taken too many dicks for my tastes.

>>8657112
>>8657125
sorry for askin. Just seems like some good old OC.

>>8657129
It's a pornstar bro

>just gonna grab a few bro

>anon bought pizza he wont mind if we take some

>Just gonna borrow a couple bucks real quick, bro

I hate it when people try to offer me their food. There are a few who always do this. "It's so good anon would you like to try it?". Not only do I not want to eat off of their fucking plate, it makes me feel obligated to offer them some of my food, which frankly I would rather not if I was enjoying it.

Why the fuck do people do this? I notice it's usually the millennial hipsters who participate in this bullshit.

>>8657129
>not knowing Lexi Belle
m8

>>8657236
I get plenty of sex on the reg and don't need porn

>>8657222

I've actually seen someone do this, also a bum stealing money out of a wishing fountain.

>>8657228
I get what you mean. I hate that shit as well. It also doesn't help that I absolutely HATE talking while I'm eating a meal. I want to think about my day and enjoy the flavour of the food,not yap about some fucking small talk bullshit. I'm paying $20 for my dinner,I want to enjoy it and not have to force myself to talk

>>8656863
eat shit, freeloader.

>>8657262
>stealing
oh no now all that wet money is gonna actually help someone instead of just being wet forever

>>8657228
>obligated

>>8657092
i would no longer go out to eat with my friend if he asked to do that

>>8657009
She's hot enough you let her do it, joking with her about it a bit, though.

Then you destroy her anally.

>>8656715
>using ketchup
go ahead and take all of it

>>8656938
Not everyone hangs out with douche bros.

>>8657617
I don't think anyone here is going to anally destroy her.

>>8657584

Wells are always attached to a charity where I live, this one was in the Roman gardens of the Vanderbilt Mansion National Historic Site. All the gardeners are volunteer, so the proceeds of the fountain go to buying new flower bulbs, or coffee for the volunteers...things like that.

Fuck that bum.

>>8657256
You're broken, start masturbating

>>8657228
>i have autism

>>8657552
I feel the same way. Especially when it's just 2 people and they somehow feel like they have to talk to me. Thankfully some of them also like to take photos and check fb while they eat, so it does make it a bit more tolerable. >>8657588
Is a nice way a putting it. I could've said they were fishing for some of my food.
>>8657755
Maybe. It's still annoying.

>>8657617
>that kitty

hehehe

>>8657100
>ham
JUST

>>8657228
Sharing food is a fundamental social interaction. They're trying to bond over a good meal with you, along with making the meal more interesting because it's a sample of multiple dishes.

>>8658053
Just what?

>Take all you like, my friend, but when you're ready to step your game up you're welcome to some of the good stuff too

>>8658069
YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF
JUST YOU

>>8658065
I appreciate that. But I don't want to. I like to eat in peace.

>>8657995
Hehehehe

w2c some tea online, that ships worldwide?

I don't get why /ck/ gets so worked up over sharing your food. My friends can have a few bites off my stuff and I can always have some of their food.

>>8657636
Where I live people just throw money in wells and fountains, doesn't go anywhere. Basically a way to give the homeless money without having to talk to them

>Make food and have leftovers in a bowl like rice or soup
>Friend comes home and eats out of it directly, then puts it back in the fridge even after I have confronted him about his multiple times

Should I let it go and not care or do something about this? I think its disgusting.

>>8659067
Portion it into smaller bowls yourself and label them if need be

>nobody noticing the whataburger ketchup

>>8657078
>Florida
>People

Might wanna rethink that one

>>8657009
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FOOD LEXI BELLE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8657617
lol, you're a virgin