/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8645212
You'd think /ck/ was full of skilled wannabe gourmet chefs and not fast food discussions.
This looks amazing!

Your fries spilled out on the car ride home

>>8645212

>you guize can migrate here, rape all the wiminz, riot all the time and drain social services dry az lonk as a few of yew can makd tasty yumyumz.

This is the only problem I have with yuros. You fuck sticks don't know how to make a god damn pizza to save your life.
I've seen tuna, corn, and now an entire fucking salad on a pizza. Just stop

>>8645241
when did they give Brevik internet access?

>>8645241
ohayo reddit!

>>8645247

>implying he isn't the most heroic person this century in Scandinavia.

>>8645241
>/pol/

You have to go back

>>8645245
It's a European dish you dense fuck

>>8645248
>>8645250

Make up your minds. These default responses are pathetic.

>>8645245
You do know where pizza comes from, right? Not that I'm defending OP's abomination.

>>8645252

>European

Yes...

>>8645252
"""""""""""""""European"""""""""""""""

>>8645252
>>8645254
I don't give a fuck where it originated, my point still stands. The only good pizza to come out of your continent is the neapolitan

>>8645253
>says the guy who blatantly shitposts about immigration on an imageboard for food

Skäms.

>>8645263

>migrants and their diet TOTALLY assimilate to my culture

Do a quick Google search for me, find out how many Halal shops there are within 1km of where you live.

Relevant conversation when pertaining to your willingness to consume food prepared by people who hate you.

best type of pizza

not a surprise that americans can't handle it when pizza looks like a pizza and not like a marinara pot

>>8645273

>>8645272
>Do a quick Google search for me, find out how many Halal shops there are within 1km of where you live.
According to Google, zero.

>>8645273
this is good pizza

>>8645212
>doing that to a helpless innocent pizza
You deserve to be overrun with rapefugees.

>>8645252
It's a Wop dish, you retard. The Swedes only know how to make lutefisk and meatballs, apparently. And they're not particularly good at meatballs.

>>8645212
>Swedish

>kebab
>not Cevapi

Some swede you are

>>8645369
>shit and cum pizza with a bottle of cock to drink

Jesus yurofaggots, sort yourselves out

>>8645369
That looks fucking good.

I am a Swede. I prefer the kebabpizza with no veggies on, maybe some onion.

>Sweden
>Kebab

Why am I not surprised.

SWEDEN, YES

Banan curry > kebabpizza

Asian KFC-style Chizza.
You take out the "pie" and replace it with "chicken"

>>8645582
So it's like a chicken parm, but better

>>8645547
It is.

It's also from a place with some of the best Cevapi north of Slovenia, so the cevapi itself is fucking godly.

Pizza from italy, kebab from Turkey/Germany, french fries from Belgium, made in Sweden. This truly is the pinnacle of fusion cuisine. Just goes to show how far we have come as a species.

>>8645572
That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of

>>8645253
>Make up your minds.
>implying they arent one and the same

>>8645245
You should try blue cheese on a "Hawaiian" pizza once. It goes usually by name Julia. ("Romeo" is the same, but with shrimp added.)

All you guys ever do is buy pepperoni pizzas and dip them in ranch.

>>8645572
unironically god tier pizza, just needs bearnisesauce and chicken aswell

>>8645480

>>8645304
lutefisk is norwegian, adopted by finland and sweden

>>8645212
kebabpizza med pommes mästerras

>>8645212
>swedish
>kebab

literally the most cucked country on the planet and with that being said all arabs should be fucking shot

>>8646013
Well I mean at least they aren't 60% white and led by jews.

>>8645572
I'm sickend but curious

>>8645212
>>8645273

>>8646102
Trump is german

>>8645582
>>8645589
it tastes fucking horrendous, they discontinued it in my country because it tasted like shit.

>>8645212
>Swedish
is it true your country has been destroyed by the liberal left?
Do you have an exit strategy?

When I went to Sweden I had the best fucking pizza of my life. Turk-made pizza in Sweden kicks the shit out of anything available in America, believe it or not.

>>8645212
Is this what pizza from Europe looks like? Yummy

>>8645212
This is what happens when you let kebabs make your pizza.

Anyone who hates on mayo on pizza has never tried it.
Thats a fact.

>>8645369
Is that Kajmack?

It's too late for europe

>>8648770
If the pizza is hot the mayo will melt, if the pizza is cold it will be shit. And it is definitely NOT a very good idea to add a huge calorie bomb like mayo to an already high caloric food like pizza. Mayo is 98% sheer vegetable oil, in case you didn't know.

>>8645212
>swedish style
>kebab
>pizza
>Palma

wow boy you got like four races just in that fucking degenerate hybrid piece of shit.

Diversity is really killing europe.

here's your pizza bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>8648796
Oh, maybe a real mayo would melt if put on a just-out-of-oven pizza, but with the industrial fake mayo pumped with stabilization agents and shortenings the cheap pizza joints use, there are no such worries.

>>8648796
How does mayo, a thing that's mostly already liquid, melt?

Needs more immigrant semen 1/10

>>8645212
that reminds me of the munchy boxes, so close but still so far away

>>8645212
Disgusting.....

>>8649229
that döner meat is sooo disgusting yuck

>>8645369
I remember that Drawn Together episode

>>8646102
They're like 70% white and led by feminists that hate whites, men, and Western civilization

>>8649267
It's a delicacy in america, just look at the avengers where they go out for schwarma (doner kebab) afterwards

>>8645273
i hate muslims and am a turbo american, but these kebab pizzas look fucking amazing. what is that sauce on top?

>>8645480

>>8645572
what the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>8649267
Could be still ok, depends on seasoning.

You don't get real döner made from stacked beef and lamb cuts in 7 €, it's going to be "kebab animal".

>>8649483
Most likely mayo but could be also Hollandaise sauce.

>>8649483
It's called Kebabsås. It's a sauce made for kebab. It's basically some spices and creme fraiche. Many swedes claim Kebabsås and Mild Sås are the same things. They're not. There's also Vitlökssås, stark sås, and blandad sås.

>>8649483
It's the Shah of Iran's name brand camel cum a la saucee. He taste tests each batch personally for quality assurance.

>>8645572
This is surprisingly delicious, but I tend to think of it more like a dessert

>>8649803
You eat too many desserts, fatso

>>8650854
Yes, I do like pizza. Not much of a dessert guy other than that, though.

But i am a sucker for lemon tart or anything with blueberries in it.

>>8645212
>iceberg sallad

Swedistani cuck here (mash'allah), kebab and kebabpizza are great but this needs to stop. Pizza with too much crap on it is fucking disgusting

>>8651330
>says the cuck who puts olives on his pizza
god damnit gustav vasa didn't die for this

>>8645212
>Swedish style
>kebab

KEK!

I like how /ck/ is basically /pol/ but fatter

>>8645369
>>8651330
>>8645212

These look soo good

>>8646544
In Sweden, the liberals are right wing. The socialist left wing love kebabs, opposite can be said of the liberals.

>>8653014
>sweetcorn

>>8645234
the opposite expectation rings true for virtually every board

I'd eat it

Everyone loves pizza, so there's pizza for everyone

Unify humanity through love of pizza

>>8653792
My dad has never eaten a pizza in his life.
He hates cheese and tomato.
Fucking weird guy.
I for one could not live without mixed kebab meat pizza.
Buy one get one free at the place 1 mile up the road from me too... fucking bargain.

>>8653822
He did eat pizza but it was in college before he got married. He was going through orientation for his frat and they all made him dress like a cheerleader and he sucked the entired frat, the football team and got his little ass fucked by the basketball team. The morning after he was so hungover he threw up in the toilet he was chained next to (they ran out of toilet paper) and he threw up a gallon of cum with bits of pizza in it and he only wants to eat cum from that day forward.

>>8649784
ORIENTDRESSING

>>8645480
Fucking LOLd.

>>8645212
It's not a swedish style anything. It's a pizza that someone spread a load of gyros meat and yoghurt and thew some chips on.

Deer and creamsauce is what I have on my pizzas.

>>8653832
You have an awful sense of humor.

>>8653924
cool show example

>>8652987
>>8652610
>>8652599
>>8652594
>>8651330
>>8649483
>being alt right
kys!

>>8653938
Don't have any... And I meant reindeer.

>>8653933
agree

its just pitiful

>>8653951
full reindeer with the bone?

>>8653941
Not the guy you're responding to (>>8652987) but
most Americans have no idea what 'classical liberalism' and 'economic liberalism' mean.

Consequentially most Americans don't understand how the political label 'liberal' is applied outside the US.

>>8654078
>being alt right
kys!

>>8654078
>most americans

I see you've met them all

Dont make assumptions. But I can save you the trouble and energy by saying politics is bullshit. Being a decent person doesn't need an idiology.

>>8645212
fries on your pizza is snapback as fuck, I bet you order from onlinepizza too you fucking snapback

>>8653014
>Tomato (as a topping)
Stop doing that.

>>8654121
>maxresdefault

you opion is invalid, even before your shitty image.

Why do you do this to me 4chan? I just finished getting /fit/, and now you want to make me fat again?

>>8654186
if you go to that board, then you deserve to get fat, and die too

>>8654194
why? ive never been in there, always seemed gayer than cm

Grew up in NJ, and south Italy. Had great pizza my whole life in NJ, but had life changing foccacia style pizza and thin crust in Italy every year.

But when I was in college in Denmark I had the kebab pizza with yoghurt dressing and fresh salad and both garlic and chili oils. It was the best pizza ever. The contrast of hot pizza with crisp cool salad, the hot maranara with cold yoghurt.

It was part bagel and cream cheese, part gyro, part taco, part pizza, part sandwhich, part fast food and part hand made. Absolutely delicious, just as good as real foccacia pizza fresh from bakers in the morning.

GTFO shill stop posting ads here or I will smear shit all over the windows of Pizzeria Palma you cunt

>>8653941
>multi-quoting
>defending Islam

no u

>>8653941

>>8645212
Is it weird that as an Anglo I feel like this is something I've always wanted, but never truly knew until today?

>>8653941
>he thinks the left aren't gonna be the first to be beheaded when his Islamic friend are gonna feel in power enough
you are the one who is literally killing itself, gullive retard.

>>8645318
the /pol/a/ck/ in me had a hearty kek

>>8645480
jej

>>8652594
Olives on Pizza is good as long as they're sliced

>>8653941
Fuck off retard

>>8656225

90% of India is vegan/vegetarian, the few people who DO eat meat, don't eat beef...which is a staple of Jewish deli.

You and your idea are retarded.

>>8645272
>prepared by people who hate you.

wew, while you have to be a retard to defend Islam in this day and age you just showed your hand /pol/cuck

>>8656656

>posting an image of a man whose surname means "blacknigger" in English

The irony...

>>8656661
It means black earth
Ie fertile soil

Anchovy confirmed for best a-pizza, take it from me a real dago.

>>8645245
more your speed

>>8645262
>>8645262
yeah plebs don't get guys like us

>potatoes on a pizza

i feel like there is a distinction between pizza you eat because you want to eat pizza and pizza you eat as a Bread-and-Sauce-Based-Ingredient-Delivery-Service but the difference is so minuscule there's no point going deep into it

oh well

>>8659085
Don't let the pointlessness of it stop you.

>>8649267
yeah, cheapest quality possible. I always do an 360 turn and walk out when i see something like this, pilfering for tasty kebab on an unknown train station.
Also, what´s up with these double carbohydrate shit, these shops are just trying to scam a customer . bread or chips, not both. replace the other with more meat and onions.
the with chips on the OP`s pizza. Unnecessary. put more tzatziki and chili powder on it instead.

>>8645245
>go to bar
>order pizza & beers
>pizza has fucking arugula on it
>its actually amazing

>>8658857
My nigga

>>8654125
No Anon, YOUR OPINION is invalid.

>>8645212
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting in all contexts.

>>8645212
>Swedish style
>Kebab

>>8659325
was meant for >>8648770
dunno what the fuck mimi did to fuck that up

>>8645480

>>8645245
Speak to your self, all you have is like five topping options, guess why?

Because all you have is big chain pizza joints and nothing else.

I think you are just jealous that at the other side of the sea there is a continent where independent pizzerias and creativity still prospers.

>>8659078
Oh great I now have a new fetish.

>>8659735
No civilisation in history has ever recognised "putting a fucking iceberg salad on a pizza" as 'creativity'.

Anyone who needs to put more than sauce, ham and cheese on their pizza obviously has lived a sad life.

She's throwing up on your "pizze".

>>8645369
>tfw no cockta

Fuck my shit up senpai

>>8645212

Just get a pizza with a small kebab with salad and fries on the side.. combine... cover in sauce. You'd have more toppings that was and in turn better poo volume

>>8659743

same

>>8660246

that way*

>>8660246
I've considered kebab with salad and separate fies. Normal kebab with fries doesn't have enough salad.

That would be easily 3000 calories; I think I would need to be stoned to down all that.

>>8653014

>>8645212
>tfw 9 months out of the country

Broooooo, don't do me like this

>>8658857
Pizza with anchovies, capers and olives is the best hangover cure.