/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>a fucking bay leaf

I'd probably wish they'd fished the bay leaves out before serving, but I'd be glad they included them in the recipe because bay is great

>>8618054
a bay leaf lmfao

>>8618054
>hyphenated name
>fat beta husband
>has no idea what a bay leaf is so never cooks

ly stryng wymyn

>there are people who don't know what a bay leaf is

>being scared of a leaf from a bay laurel
>who's the shitty cook who forgot to remove the bay leaf before serving?
>OP and whoever he associates with are all faggots
>not knowing how many trees have leaves, buds, flowers, and seeds that are edible.

heil hitler

>>8618104
>never cooks
WRONG

>>8618124
>aspyn

and white people give blacks shit for their names

>>8618054
Everyone who works at Chipotle is a disgusting freak whose gauges and tattoos made them unemployable elsewhere. The bay leaf in the food is at least visible - what about the unseen bits of fecal matter coming off the cook due to him fisting his boyfriend 10 minutes before his shift started?

>>8618059
>>8618068
more like gay leaf

>haven't seen extended family in years
>they're all suburbanite retards
>they invite me to a big thanksgiving and tell me to bring something
>figure i'd impress them by bringing a big pot of soup
>don't remember what it was, but it was a a big pot
>like 1 1/2 gallons of delicious homemade soup that i spent hours making
>made the stock from scratch and everything from a recipe i knew well
>i never take out the bay leaves or thyme stems because it's obvious you shouldn't eat them and i'm not fishing them out like a scrub
>at thanksgiving i warm my pot on the stove, leave it to simmer, and tell everybody to help themselves
>they all seemed weirded out that would even bring a soup to thanksgiving
>some people try it and seem to like it
>Hank Hill tier guy is eating my soup
>"haha hey anon there's a stick in the soup, son"
>yeah no it's just a thyme stem don't worry about it, there's a few bay leaves in there as well
>just think of them as soup prizes haha
>aunt pipes up in a annoyed motherly tone "oh anon you're supposed to take those out of the soup before you serve it"
>cousin says "yeah what if somebody chokes on that stuff?"
>well you're not meant to be chugging soup like a beer bong so i doubt anyone would choke on it
>aunt goes in the living room and tells everybody not to let the kids eat the soup because they might choke
>utterly humiliated even though i shouldn't be

>>8618180
I was fully prepared for everything in this post as soon as I got to the second line, but I still got mad reading it

>>8618180
tldr DAE flyovers????

>>8618063
Former chipotle here, the leaves float to the top when the rice cooks and its easy as fuck to just pluck them off the top of the cooked rice, those motherfuckers are being lazy for not removing it prior to serving.

>like literally the ones from a tree
What do you think other vegetable leaves are?

>>8618188
Texas isn't really a flyover

>>8618136
Freebird's is way worse. The last time I went in that place there was a some scabby gutter punk running the register.

Why are white-run burrito places so incredibly degenerate?

>>8618211
Keep telling yourself that, Colton.

>>8618211
sorry cletus if youre outside LA or NYC you are a braindead flyover hick

I love how our resident flyover is getting pre-emptively assblasted at the implicit criticism in the op pic and is going crazy with damage control posts by pretending to be making fun of flyovers

Whoever you are, we've trained you well

>>8618232
>were just liiiiiiike totally not liiiiike those other flyovers

>>8618124
Whoa, homemade oats in a bowl of yogurt/ice-cream.

Truly impressive cooking skills.

>>8618220
kek

>>8618239
I think you meant to direct that at texas guy, did you not? You're replying to a poster from new york city

>>8618244
i bet

>>8618180
You're a fucking disgrace.

>>8618247
what part of LA county are you from?

That's a bay leaf, common cooking ingredient.

>>8618220
>>8618222
>>8618232
>>8618239
Texas is more economically and culturally relevant than even New York, dum dums. The population density controlled for land mass is higher than any other state. It literally isn't a flyover either, Houston and Dallas have the most air traffic between the east and west coast. Plus Austin is one of most integral artistic and culinary places in the U.S. and that's even with the majority of the population being functionally retarded hicks and Mexicans

Does a single bay leaf actually do anything to large amounts of food? I see recipe after recipe of huge pots of sauces or dishes that call for "a single bay leaf." Fuckin' really?

>>8618251
The part that's overrun by mexicans

>>8618271
>Texas is more economically and culturally relevant than even New York

>>8618276
>higher GDP
>New York art is nothing but a meme at this point and everybody besides NYC fags know this
yeah i'm serious

>>8618271

>>8618271
>Cultural hub is Austin
>Hipster shadow of true hipster meccas of Brooklyn/Portland/San Fransisco
lol!
>Economic hub is Houston
>All the money is in oil
>Texas is essentially a petrostate like Russia or Saudi Arabia
>Oil is all sold through commodities exchanges is Chicago and New York anyway
lol!

>>8618285
>flyovers getting so deluded that they genuinely believe this now
>flyovers compare one city to their entire state

>>8618271
>air traffic is a measure of relevance
Airline employee here, the reason shit holes often have incredibly high air traffic stats is that they're chosen for being equidistant from anything important, the labor is cheap, the land is cheap, and you're not competing with air space with hubs that serve population centers that actually matter

Otherwise we'd get the erroneous impression that places like Shannon Ireland or Clark Air Base in the Philippines are significant cultural landmarks as opposed to just conveniently located

>>8618301
>>8618303
>live in a meme city
>so butthurt that you try and shit on real Americans to make yourselves feel better

>>8618320
>real Americans
>contribute less per capita to the economy or culture than people that live in "meme" cities

LOL!

>>8618320
>brain so underdeveloped due to flyover education that he can only call something a meme over and over again

>>8618320
>real Americans

>>8618054
I'm heading to chipotle in a few minutes.
I'll make sure to sneak a bay leaf into my bowl and loudly announce to the whole restaurant that there is a leaf(like literally the ones from a tree) in my food.

>>8618324
>>8618327
>>8618328
shut up,cities are shitholes anyways

>Literally everywhere in the world is flyover except NYC

>>8618336
No but everything on this side of the world is flyover except NYC and LA

>muh Rio
>muh Aires
>muh Mexico City

lmao!

>>8618320
>the state of (you)

>>8618343
I don't know why everyone keeps saying LA, the only other American city that matters is San Francisco. LA is just movie studios and most of those have already outsourced everything to Vancouver by now

>>8618324
So fucking true. These retards need to be called out. Mississippi's state budget is a full 50% coastal federal money. Yet the coasts are commie. Fucking mouthbreathers.

>>8618188
This fucking "flyover" elitist coastal attitude is the reason why Trump won.

>>8618350
Maybe you should look at this chart cletus
>>8618344

>>8618357
>cletus
I'm from NYC, it doesn't matter what you think

>>8618356
No, the reason Trump won is because hillbillies are easily manipulated into believing that unicorns are going to shit rainbows all over the rust belt and all we have to do is nuke china and we'll all have jobs like in "Mad Men" where we get to slap our secretary's ass and get paid big bucks for getting drunk at work

>>8618358
>triggered by being called cletus
>pretends to be from NYC

>>8618356
Joke's on you. I voted for Clinton, but all Trump means for me is a tax cut and more Goldman (headquartered in Manhattan, NY, NY) involvement in the economy while you dumb flyover fucks just get your services cut. LMAO.

>>8618365
>people pretend to be from NYC
Why would anyone do that? Flyovers hate us because we make them feel dumb.

>>8618389
The ones from Seattle/Portland/Texas. The backwater hillbillies in West Virginia and Wyoming don't give a shit they're happy making their moonshine and wrecking their pickup trucks they know they're dumb.

>elitist idiots derail thread because they have nothing better to do since all their money goes into paying rent

>>8618410
remember to keep your moonshine still ventilated cletus or another one of your 10 kids is going to come out with two heads

Do coasties contribute more "GPA" to the economy becaus things cost more over their?

>>8618412
>has no other insult but inbreeding
epic

>>8618054
id make a thread about it on a korean hentai site.

>>8618410
Thread got derailed by the flyover and his pre-emptive butthurt >>8618188
>>8618222
becuase he couldn't stop freaking out about what if the coasties make fun of me

Then it turned into a legit flyover bashing thread, ironically, even though it probably wouldn't have if he had kept his toothless flyover mouth shut

>>8618134
t. nog

>>8618366
I'm loving the economic impact of the election. I've made over $40k in gains in the past 90 days alone with not really that much in investments.

>>8618444
same here, just don't start dumping all your cash into ETFs like a moron, we were overdue for a correction before the goblin got elected and this bubble is purely speculative

when he starts a real trade war, or a shooting war, have fun watching your portfolio tank

>flyover state meme

Minnesotan. People here are very polite, we've got some nice little cities, housing is very affordable, Job market is great here, and if you're into /out/ it's literally best next to Canada.

La is fucking disgusting and polluted, NYC is cool but elitist as fuck. Mn is cozy.

>>8618180
You ARE supposed to take them out before serving. It is your fault.

>>8618463
>polite
You mean passive-aggressive. They're basically Canadians

wow this board is real fucking cancerous, from chipotle to Jews making money over trumps election

>>8618134
Everyone knows that people from Utah are the white equivalent of ridiculous black names.

>>8618467
No there's genuinely nice people here. But there are is a lotta fake attitude as well.

Road rage in Chicago compared to the TC Is mind blowing.

>>8618476
There are genuinely nice people everywhere, anon. The point is that "Minnesota people are nice" is like saying "NYC people are jerks". It's a simplistic observation that betrays a lack of sensitivity to what the people are really thinking on the inside.

Like those people who go to Thailand and they're like "oh, the Thais are so happy, they're smiling all the time"

>>8618469
>Jews making money over trumps election
not a jew and probably not even close to a flyover but Ive made lots of money in my retirement fund since his election. Anyone who thought the market wouldn't jump with Trump's tax cuts just doesn't get P/E ratios

>>8618474
I was going to point this out but didn't want to reveal that I looked her up.

>>8618484
Should be saying that I'm a total flyover. got that backwards

>>8618488
yea shes a mormon mommyblogger in training

looks some megarich mormon girl travelling the world on daddys dime and hucking products on instagram

>>8618180
You actually are supposed to take that shit out brah

Like they're perfectly justified being mildly annoyed about it

I guess making a big deal was dumb though

Basically fuck you and your entire family

>>8618483
W/e. Mn is still cozy, is clean as fuck and has dirt cheap housing

>>8618492
At least the chicks who have sex with random sheikhs in Dubai have some personality in their Instagram. This chick just got married at 20 and then went to the beach.

>>8618054
There shouldn't be ANY bay leaves in food you serve to somebody to eat. You can cook with them, but you can't serve them.
This isn't rocket science, it's probably on the opposite spectrum of rocket science. Removing inedible shit from food that you're going to eat

>>8618180
These guys would hate Thai food.

>Why is there a fucking shrimp head floating in my soup how am I supposed to eat this AAAA

>>8618519
Or indian food, imagine serving them some sambhar with moringa pods OMG YUCKEEE I ALMOST DIED

>>8618216
Liberal wannabe-spic trash, that's why.

>>8618469
I'm not jewish

>>8618198
Yeah I've seen them everytime I've went there lately. I thought you were supposed to remove them because of choking hazards?

>>8618525
>WTF India how do I spoon the chicken and curry into my mouth when it's a whole bone-in leg?!?!

>>8618525
Pajeet, Anon.

>>8618570
>all that grease

>>8618474
Pretty much this

>>8618134
>t. nigger

>>8618614
>having a passing knowledge of foods other than green bean casserole = pajeet
cleetus please

>>8618633
That's clarified butter = flavor town.

>>8618570
>my white suburbanite cousins didn't know chicken had bones until their ages had two digits in them
>they're both in grad school now

>>8618644
It's a legitimate ingridient of all original indian foods.

>>8618514
I disagree, that's a load of horseshit. You shouldn't eat ice, and yet we put it in drinks for the same reason: when food is fresh, you are making it so quickly that the bay leaves need more time to infuse. Those extra minutes after cooking but before it makes it to the table are key for the ingredients to finish their work, especially bay leaves.

>>8618570
Wew, that's some grease you got there lad.

To be fair the hardest a food is the eat the less enjoyable it is. Indian food has no excuse to be as bullshit as it currently is for the sake of tradition.

>>8618180
Stop being such a cuck and letting people walk all over you like that.

Also you really should fish that shit out. Don't be a lazy cook.

>>8618444
holy shit, I thought I was the only moron making money with all these huuuuuge changes in government regulation. I hated the man before but goddamn it, Trump basically bought me a Tesla.

>>8618570
>when you order a lamb curry and they stewed it for long enough that the bone chunks are soft enough to chew and swallow

There is seriously no greater carnal satisfaction in my mind than eating a bone-on chunk of meat all at once, bone and all.

>>8618363
I wish there was an alternate dimension where this was possible

>>8619526

>eating cooked bone

fucking retard.

>>8618476
If people honk and yell at you for driving you probably fucking suck at driving and need to learn how to hustle your country fried ass up.

>>8619453
You're only "making money" if you can find a way to lock in your gains before the crash

>>8618180
To make a point, you should have just dumped the whole pot into the sink and hope they had a good disposal.

>>8618188
Some of the most beautiful places on earth are located between the circled shitholes. I've had the displeasure of visiting LA and NYC, and they're just giant filthy ashtrays with niggers on ever corner trying to scam you.

>>8618180
>>i never take out the bay leaves
retard

>>8620030
Some more of the most beautiful places on earth are in the Great Rift Valley, Yemen, Afghanistan, you get the idea... I'm fine reading about economically blighted, meth-infested lands full of white supremacist gun nuts in National Geographic, it is very interesting to look at the pictures too. You just aren't going to convince me to move there.

>>8618401
I can't speak for Oregon or Texas, but Seattle isn't relevant in this discussion.

>>8618320
Thiss

>>8618412
Boring.
Be honest with us you take it in the ass.

>>8618054
I don't like bay leaves.

The only good spices are iodized salt, mustard, soy sauce, soybean paste, pepper balls, and turmeric.

Eveything else is just bland "standard spice flavor."

>>8618054

>>8618490
no one cares either way

>>8618180
>impressing People with soup.

Autist.

>>8619830
is good for you
make you very strong

>>8620134
You probably buy your "spices" from walmart

>>8618134
Americans are't real white people.

I fucking love bay leafs. as a food, not as a spice. that paper texture, unf

>>8620502
no one is really "white". We come from apes

>allowing your wife to take a hyphenated name
Ahahahahahahaha, I wonder how often he lets her fuck him with the strapon.

>>8618444
Same here.
But don't hold out hope for a long run.
Cheeto Jesus will sink us eventually, this run is all spec.

>>8621121
You don't "allow" your wife to take any name, she "chooses" to take your name, or hyphenate her name, or not change her name at all. It' a fucking courtesy, not a requirement. Hasn't been since the dark ages and middle ages, and even then, it was only a requirement for royalty and nobility, so they could prove who they were related to. Now, your children will usually have your last name, but nowadays, that's not even a requirement.
Go back to whatever shithole country you come from where you think that attitude it acceptable.

>>8618134

>being a negro

>>8621113
>making sense on 4chan

get off this fucking board

>>8618180

>be at home
>warm corn tortillas in oven for tacos
>they don't heat all the way through
>one cracks in half
>family is using flour tortillas
>"why did you let it break?"
>"just admit you didn't cook it right"
>don't talk to them again for 4 years

>>8619526

i almost threw up in my mouth congrats

>>8618271

texas blows.

t. Coloradan.

>>8618514
>I fail to see the MASSIVE leaf in my food as I shovel it into my maw.
>Get mad because I failed to notice the massive leaf and bitch about it.
I leave them in my sausage soup all the time, they don't fucking sneak up on you.

>>8621309
Texas is worse than Mississippi because they actualy believe they are relevant. Mississippi knows, and accepts, they are the worst on every metric.

>>8621303
>>8619830
Spotted the plebs. Bone cooked until soft enough to eat is extremely tasty and nutritious.

>>8620024
And use the sink that doesn't have the disposal.

>>8621404
I don't think I've seen a more retarded post.

>>8621248
Top cuck. Agreeing to allow your wife to take a hyphenated name basically means you're already preparing for the eventual divorce when she leaves you for Chad. You're a fucking cuck. I bet you think it's okay for your son to take his mom's surname, too

>>8618054
what a dumb white bitch

>>8618180
I hope your aunt is dead, what a cunt.

>>8618506
>This chick just got married at 20 and then went to the beach.

That sounds great.

>>8618469
It's not the board, it's the crossposting friends who think every board should resemble their homeboard.

>>8618136
>>8620030
>>8618216
>>8618425
>>8618474
>>8618546
>>8618641
>>8620121
>>8620125
>>8621265
>>8621428
Triggered much? white trash.

>>8618239
Le triggered much? Also the people in that picture look nice and trendy, and aren't social autists like you.
>>8618301
Austin is becoming its own thing and Houston has a ton of money from medicine
>>8618320
>real Americans
You mean human trash?
>>8618334
>cities are shitholes
kys
>>8620109
Neither is Texas
For the most part people who live in Houston wouldn't want to live in NY or LA. All the cultural necessities are there, just that you have to drive everywhere.
You'd have to be pretty dense to think that Austin wants to be LA/Brooklyn/Portland 2.0 when a large part of the people moving there are moving from those places.

These are the same people that get grossed out by bones or visible fat in meat. I took some friends to eat jamaican food and they all though that oxtails were icky because of the bone and fat.

>>8621711

>>8618366
you aren't going to get a tax cut you broke fuck.

>>8618934
>Those extra minutes after cooking but before it makes it to the table are key for the ingredients to finish their work, especially bay leaves.

Once the liquid is gone and the rice is cooked and sitting out in an open warming tray the bay leaf isn't "infusing" shit

>>8618519
many stir fried thai dishes also have very stemmy herbs in them. lol

>>8618104
to be fair lots of leaves look like that

>>8618356
>>8618363
I wish it was that simple. An embarrassing amount of people aren't noticeably racist or sexist or whateverist and don't see him as any of those or are willing to excuse it and just think his economic and foreign relations policies are good ideas-- why, I don't understand, but they do.

I live in Texas and its insane the inferiority complex these people have with their state, everybody has a 'native texan' bumper sticker and hypes everything made in the state up like its crafted by gods and not third world illegal immigrants. Anytime you try to criticize the state in any way they pull the 'its not a state its its own country ddurrr' line like its an actual argument and they wouldn't sink from the amount of welfare theyd be paying (over 1/3 of the state is on welfare). This is a state that thought hallway size dictated what could be counted as a doctors office or not, and dont get me started on how retarded the drivers in Texas are. 42% of traffic deaths in this godforsaken state were from DUI (3rd highest in the nation) and they had the MOST traffic deaths in the nation last year.

tl;dr texas is ass and the people here are insecure about it to the point of it being religious

>>8618276
He's not wrong.

>>8622114
don't like it? go back to california

>>8622252
Really wish we could just ban an califugees from entering.

>>8622259
*ban all

>>8622067
>why, I don't understand

You don't understand why it's good to bring manufacturing industry back into the country?

>>8618054
Beat you for not knowing what a bay leaf is.

>>8622252
You mean go back to the state that supports you white trash? Yeah, and I might start agreeing that we should stop supporting our federal dollars going to keep your state solvent.

If it was't for California and New York Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama would be worse than any area in Mexico. The apparently good thing is the Mexicans bypass MS and AL because they are even worse shitholes than Mexico.

>>8622285
>if we bomb China the box factory downtown that closed in 1977 and has been inhabited by hobos ever since will finally come back and we'll all have his & hers matching ski-doo brand jet skis because the box company will for some reason not just open again just like before but they'll pay everyone $40/hr to do the kind of work machines have been able to do much more effectively for decades

pretty depressing that people actually believe this

>>8622252
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergo_decedo

>>8622598
>>if we bomb China

If actually pains me how fucking stupid you are.

>>8622606
>muh lawgical phalluses
fuck off reddit

>>8622634
only texans would openly admit to having mental impairment that make them unable to process logic, and then be proud of it

>>8618519
That's legitimately disgusting but people will excuse it because >MUH AUTHENTIC CUISINE

This is a good thread

>>8622632
sorry you're right:
>if we tweet mean things about China
better?

>>8622695
Yes, that is dramatically less retarded.

>>8618493
>Basically fuck you and your entire family

>>8618366
>Manhattan, NY, NY

>>8618124
going on /ck/ has depleted my reserves of white people jokes

>>8618356
>irrelevant people are mad

who cares, move to the coasts or fuck off

>>8623111
kek, keep crying libcuck. You can try again in 4 years. ;^)

>>8618827
>work in dining hall
>regularly have people asking "is that pork/beef?" when serving eight-way chicken

>>8618180
>making soup for thanksgiving
I guess that's forgivable
>leaves bay leaves and stems in said soup
Should have fished them out upon arrival
You also shouldn't have taken shit from a bunch of assholes.
I wouldn't go back.

>>8618412
>resorts to cliches from movies
Jeez lad, do you tie your own shoes too?

>>8618211

>>8621428
Well, considering I've been very happily married for nearly 20 years and have 3 happily raised children (and everyone has my last name), I'd say you're a stupid piece of trash that will be lucky if anyone agreed to marry you, considering your worthless attitude. You're a fucking moron if you think you can dictate to your wife (or, in your case, partner) what they can and can't do. Marriage is an equal partnership, and anyone who thinks otherwise is in for a world of hurt.

>>8624097
>Marriage is an equal partnership
no it isn't you retarded cuckold go prep the bull

>>8624112
Found the guy who'll be alone forever.

>>8624117
better than having a wife who fucks other dudes behind my back lmao

>>8624112

You are the saddest man alive

>>8624120
Only sad, lonely, angry men talk like that. If you weren't such a pathetic tool, I might feel sorry for you.

>>8624121
>>8624128
eyeroll

hope you enjoy getting burned in about a decade

>>8624131
>married 20 years
>some loser on 4chan says I'll get burned in a decade

Try harder, dude. You're fucking laughable.

>>8624131

Oh I'm not married.

You're just the saddest man alive.

>>8618054
They should be more careful about making sure to remove the bay leaves, they can be dangerous to eat.

>>8624132
>>8624137
I'm not the one who talks about marriage like it's a fucking business transaction

>>8624147

Saddest. Man. Alive.

>>8624147
No, you talk about marriage like it's a piece of trash, which tells me all I ever need to know about you.
And, just FYI, marriage IS a business transaction, besides being a vow and pledge to another person. If people were smarter, and realized that before they got married, we'd have much fewer divorces.

>>8624149
say it a few more times maybe it'll become true

>>8624154
>marriage IS a business transaction
>If people were smarter, and realized that before they got married, we'd have much fewer divorces.
no, the problem is that men and women don't know their roles in a relationship and our divorce laws are fucked

>>8624158

We all know it's well past becoming true, Sad Man.

>>8624163
Men and women are free to pick whatever relationship roles they want. There is no magical right way to succeed at a marriage.

>>8624163
>roles in a relationship

Now we know why you're so sad, Sad Man. You fell through a wormhole from the 50s and are confused , lost, and of course; so, so sad.

:(

>>8624177
lol you actually believe that

>>8624183
what's really sad is how you keep making passive-aggressive redditposts

>>8624189

So sad.

>>8624189
I believe it because it's true. :^)

>>8624191
>I have to have the last word!

>>8624196
x)

This is the worst bay leaf thread I've seen all year

>>8618180
why would you bring soup as a potluck item?

that's pretty autistic

>>8618273
bay leaves are pretty potent, one or two is enough for about two gallons of soup.

the ones you get from the store can vary though depending on how dry they are. i usually just stop on the side of the road and pick them off the trees.

>>8618514
I eat them, they're delicious

>>8622655
I just lurked until this point.You sir, are bullshit.
ALL that DANK FLAVOR is in the shrimp head!!
I always request shrimp with their head left on in my soup so i can suck the juices out. Fucking DELICIOUS!!

>>8618054
send em back to canada

>>8618124
seriously wtf?

>>8618117
I recommend browsing a few more days before you post. It's painfully obvious you don't know what you're doing.

>>8618136
I would much rather eat shit from a white person than from tapeworm-infested Guatemalan illegal immigrant back-of-the-house shitstaff.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/bodyhorrors/2012/08/19/oy-vey-the-pig-tapeworm/

>>8618054
throw it away?

>>8618561
They are supposed to remove them, they general excuse is occasionally some are going to slip by, but by and large they're just lazy minimum wagecucks.

>>8618054
SAY IT WITH ME
FUCKIN
BAY
LEAF

>>8625710
There's no obligation to do that, in any place. You are writing your own rules to excuse throwing toddler tantrums at the restaurant to get your 10$ meal of the day refunded.

>>8625753
>not obligated to remove difficult to ingest and digest ingredient that will cut your tongue and the roof of your mouth

Maybe, but decent places do it anyway

>>8625753
>>8625753
>there's no obligation to have good service at a restaurant
liberal cuck

>>8625753
m8, it's literally A FUCKING LEAF, just remove it.

Like, it's not a huge deal if I find a leaf in there, but god damn just be professional and take it out.

>b-but there's no law saying they have to remove the leaf a-and-

Yeah and there's no law saying Chipotle has to sell anyone a burrito at all. There's no law saying they even have to exist or that you're explicitly allowed to jack off to chinese cartoons in the privacy of your own home, or that you have to reply to this dumb fucking discussion.

Fuck you, you fat ugly sack of shit.

>>8625768
Sorry, I don't need a nanny state to keep those scary bay leaves out of my food. I know how not to eat everything thrown in front of my face, unlike most americlaps.

>>8625789
>i pay money for bad quality service
eurocuck

>>8625793
Not taking out bay leaves /= bad quality service
It's weird how your definition hinges around taking out a fucking leaf from food when they're under no obligation to do so, and any customer with half a brain should be able to recognize said leaf and not eat it.

>>8625821
>Not taking out bay leaves = bad quality service

ftfy

>>8625821
>Not taking out bay leaves /= bad quality service
Wrong. Even Chipotle themselves agree.

https://twitter.com/chipotletweets/status/304320308846931968?lang=en
@purelyjess That' a bay leaf. We use them to season our food. I'm sorry we didn't remove it prior to serving your bowl. -Myra

>>8618134
Lol, I will give you that one.

>>8621711
Even though this is a shit thread, you make it even shittier with your multiquoting. Leave this place forever

>>8625847
That was just to make the tard happy. Chipotle as a business knows better than to talk shit to their dumbass customers.

>>8625896
>get btfo
>d-doesn't count
europeans everyone

>>8618122
thiccorita

>>8625847
>damage control as proof

>>8625793
>bad quality service
But you invent the rule beforehand, so it's only in your tiny brain.

>>8625948
It wouldn't be damage control if it was their policy to not remove bay leafs from their products.

>>8625953
False. Good service would entail removing a bay leaf from a dish. You do not eat bay leafs and they are not garnish. There's no reason to serve food that does not taste good to the customer. Any business owner would agree.

>>8625953
kek, take it up with Chipotle then >>8625847

>>8625959
if it wasn't their policy*

>>8620024
the twigs and leaves would block the drain

>>8618358
only a nigger would pretend to be a NYer

btw Im from TX and you can call me flyover cletus all you want as long as I dont have to live around calicucks or NY niggers

>>8626377
was meant for
>>8618365

>>8626377
You're already living around "calicucks", Cleetus. Better get used to it. Except the calicucks can afford more than living in a trailer park.

>>8626443
top kek, I can just taste your asshurt from here.

You're right though, there are too many califugees fleeing to here as it is. I don't blame them for wanting to leave that shithole, but for the love of god fuck off we're full. Go shit up Colorado or something, they have DUDE WEED there.

>>8626505
>boo butthurt
>but you're right ;_;
lol

>>8626537
>so asshurt you can't even type a coherent reply anymore

LMAO!!!

My stupid former boss used to leave bay leaves in the clam chowder. He said it was 'good luck' to find one. Bad luck if you ask me.

>>8618063
>not eating the leaf itself

>>8626571
Who the hell are you talking to? That idiot didn't write my post.
Also, you should be thankful for the californians who are living there now, because they're paying more taxes than you and supporting your redneck ass.

>>8627962
the only thing Calicucks support is their drug habits you filthy fucking degenerate, I pray that you cucks start the civil war soon so we can begin cleansing the country and then your state can be claimed by Texas.

>>8628872
>my life is so terrible the only way I can imagine things improving is the apocalypse

what is it with flyovers and their war/armageddon/rapture fantasies? self improvement is too much for you? a third world peasant can drag himself thousands of miles and across a militarized border zone, scrimp and save for years living in the margins of society, and slowly build himself a prosperous life, but you're so oppressed by "hipsters" and "calicucks" that you can't get ahead even though everything was served to you on a silver platter?

so much for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. too much work! better just to pray to jeebus to send the four horsemen.

>>8628875
wtf are you talking about, I dont believe in religion nor am I poor, what I believe is your state full of Libcuck trustfund babies should be eradicated for the better of the country and eventually the planet as a whole. Your days are numbered and it isn't my side starting it, we are just waiting for you cucks to cross the line then it's go time and it will be quick and bloody. You cucks are bringing this down upon yourselves.

>>8628881
>mommy! the mean liberals are being tolerant again! make it stop!
why don't you shoot me, Cleetus? isn't that what the guns are for? Self defense?

>>8618328
>that looks like Nigel Farage
It fucking is? Holy shit.

>>8618054
Omg I cant bayleave theres a leaf in my food

>>8628883
like i said, everything is peaceful til your niggers, spics and snowflake brigade crosses that line, then you arent gonna be so smug, you cucks dug this hole and we'll be the ones to fill it back up

>>8628901
yes, all the Latinos in Texas came from NYC

do Texans really believe this?

>>8628968
are you literally retarded

>>8629008
you were the one raving about "libcucks" sending "niggers, spics, and snowflakes" to ruin your life

do you think NYC is sending puerto ricans to Texas? that's what all those spanish speakers are? NYC puerto ricans?

>>8618211
Hey shutup. I have to deal with 200+ families moving to North Texas a day. Don't let these asshats know we're awesome or we are simply going to have to deal with more fucking yanks and californians.

Yes we are totally a flyover. Also fuck off we're full.

>>8618109
you know he doesn't.

>>8628872
So...you're just full on delusional, then? Good luck with that one, Cleetus. Try looking at actual facts and not just weird shit that seems to align with your delusions.

>>8631079
Good god, who the fuck wants to live in North Texas? It's a shithole.

>>8631227
Lel, even north texans don't want to live there. Fucking Denton, TX? Christ!

>>8631227
>>8631273
By North Texas I'm talking about the DFW area as well.

I like living here. Beats Houston.

>>8631227
>Good god, who the fuck wants to live in North Texas?
if all you want to do is sleep, work, drive fast on the interstate and watch tv it's fine.

>>8618633
>>8618934
>"Grease"
Retards

>>8624250
feelsbadmin

>>8624266
People also drink tartar sauce or eat rocks
i don't want those in my food