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8601500 No.8601500 [Reply] [Original]

It's late, you're heading for bed. It knocks on the door. It's Lucifer himself.
- I heard you were a decent cook, anon. Make me a hot meal ... or else you will come with me.

Do you have what it takes to make one hell of a hot meal?

>> No.8601506

>>8601500
Microwaved pickle

>> No.8601513

>>8601500

Frozen pickle

>> No.8601517

>>8601500
My body temperature pickle

>> No.8601518

Wait, can I make you a meal and still come with you?

>> No.8601524

Chicken wings with a fucking hellish hot sauce

>> No.8601528

Sounds like baby in oven time...

>> No.8601534

>>8601500
Soda

>> No.8601544
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8601544

>"you'll give me any ingredient I want, no questions asked. Otherwise I can't give my best work."
>him: "O-ok sure"
>"Alright, this recipe calls for one fried Lucifer"

>> No.8601548

>>8601500
I'm having leftover chicken enchiladas, so that's what you're getting

>> No.8601587

Deconstructed pickle

>> No.8601638

I'd just make him a sous vide strip steak with oniony mushrooms and scalloped potatoes

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8601651

>>8601544

>> No.8601682
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8601682

>>8601544
Check'd and kek'd

>> No.8601852

>>8601500
I'll go with him, we'll sacrifice the son of heaven

>> No.8601857

>>8601500
Unlike the rest of you degenerate homo heretics, i'm a good christian lad, so I call upon the power of God to banish the lord of lies from my sight. Then I offer a prayer of thanks to Jesus, slit one of my rams throats, and go inside to eat my chicken tendies while it burns

>> No.8602654

>>8601587
Plate of cucumber and either acid or bacteria

>> No.8603142

Ready your belly we are having spam fritters.

>> No.8603332
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8603332

>>8601500
I'd whip him up the best fast food sandwich created by man. Cheap, tasty, not gross, simple, convenient. In an age filled with oversized, overpriced, and overcomplicated fast food the lowly McChicken represents the very root of why fast food should even exist. When you're hungry, in a hurry, low on cash and want something hassle free to fill the void until you can get a proper meal, there it is, the the time tested classic McChicken.

>> No.8603340

>>8603332
Pack your bags anon.