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Doubles decide what I do with the cake. It's ok I bought it for myself.

>> No.8591682

Smash it and tweet the results to drumpf.

>> No.8591704

>>8591672
Take it the local youth shelter and share it. Take pics and post

>> No.8591714

>>8591672
Eat a slice and then smash the rest of the cake with your feet

>> No.8591721

>>8591672
Eat a slice

>> No.8591722

eat the whole thing in one sitting

>> No.8591723

>>8591672
Eat one serving, then refrigerate the rest, only eating the leftovers at a modest pace.

>> No.8591729

>>8591722
Happy birthday, OP

>> No.8591739
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>>8591672
So you bought a birthdaycake, all for yourself?
Put a candle in it.

>> No.8591742

Happy Birthday OP, good job on surviving another year!!

>> No.8591743

Dick it

>> No.8591744

Remove the frosting and refrost it.

With your butt.

>> No.8591750

>>8591672
Put a shoe on it.

>> No.8591761
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>>8591722
Oh god dammit. I wasn't even hungry and just got nervous at the bakery and bought it. I just meant to get a cookie or a slice dammit. I guess it's a smallish cake but I weigh 97 lbs wouldn't I have a heart attack?
I guess I did it to myself though. I'll post a picture halfway through I guess.
>>8591729
Thanks.

>> No.8591771

>>8591761
At least it's a mini ~5" cake not a 9" or 1/3rd sheet or something

>> No.8591773

>>8591761
>I weigh 97 lbs
thanks mr skeltal

>> No.8591783

>>8591761
don't do it, you'll die from a diabetic coma

>> No.8591805

>>8591761
Yeah boi
eat it good

>> No.8591873

>>8591761
>nervous
Jesus Christ

>> No.8591884

>Anorexic posting their binge on /ck/

quality content

>> No.8591895

>>8591761
How did you accidentally order an entire cake at a bakery?

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>>8591672
You know what I like the most?

Cakefarts.