/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8585872
Your keyboard is disgustingly dirty and missing an Esc key.

>soggy broccoli
>chicken wasnt browned properly
>edges of plate aren't clean
>using black plate for presentation
>pasta not completely tossed and coated with sauce

>>8585872
> razer

>>8585874
well your not wrong

>>8585878
i dont know how to make broccoli differently, i just throw it into the stir fry half way through usually

>>8585872
>Not using tongs
Pleb

>>8585872
>shit tier dell keyboard with missing esc
>ipa
>gay man mouse
>laminate particle board desk
>magic cards?
>owning any other color plate besides white
>plastic handle fork

food looks good

>>8585991
kek

>>8585991
:(

>>8585872
>Find a flaw.
The fact you are eating at your computer desk, you disgusting fucking slob.

>>8585991
out fucking skilled

>>8585991
rip

>>8586023
come down family man

>>8585991
>>shit tier dell keyboard with missing esc
Food and cooking board.

>>ipa
Okay.

>>gay man mouse
Food and cooking board

>>laminate particle board desk
Food and cooking board

>>magic cards?
Food and cooking board

>>owning any other color plate besides white
He doesn't like what I like so I'll complain.

>>plastic handle fork
I didn't have a choice in utensils when I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.

>>8587083

Why are you guys so mean?

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.
So your kid is also your sibling??

>>8587083
Why didn't you just laugh it off?

>>8587277
Guy asked for it
faggot

>>8587277
Egging people on to "find a flaw" is basically saying "rip me a new asshole any way you can" and that's not just this board, or even a 4chan specific thing.

>>8585874
There is no escape.

>>8585872
Post recipe.

Did you overcrowd your wok?

Also, ease up on the corn starch.

>>8585872
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK

>>8588082
did you shit out a plate of tapeworms?

>>8585872
What is this dish called?

>>8588235
plate of shat out tapeworms

I mean the food itself looks fine to me and I would eat it no problem. It's just that if you use your photo and make a thread like this, you should thoroughly coat the pasta in the sauce and not have all the green on only one side, balance it all for it's big photo opportunity and make it shine. Plus the fork is on the wrong side. I would definitely eat that meal though.

>>8588573
>pasta

>>8588600
It looks like fettuccine pasta to me, not some sort of rice noodle. So yes, pasta.

>>8588573
>the fork is on the wrong side

What the fuck, are you some south-paw lefty?

>>8587997

The fact that you wrote it so plainly made me laugh.

>>8587083
You had a kid with your mom?

>>8585872
Not saucy enough nigger needs more sauce.

>dell
>not homebuilt PC

>>8589769
but it is home built

>>8588690
Yessir

>>8589711
Yes. I'm not derailing the thread though for your entertainment. My son brother kid came out perfectly healthy also which was a surprise to me and her. We were terrified of birthing an ewok. If you go on /b/ at all, about once every few months it'll come up.

>>8585872
>Find a flaw.
it aint suckin mah dick

>>8585872
Are those MTG cards in the background?

>>8585872
Easy. I have same flaw: eating at the computer. One day I will truly sit down and eat a meal the way it was meant to be instead of staring at the screen and barely registering the food I shovel into my face.

>>8587083
>>8590215
What the fuck this thread.

>>8585901
Broccoli takes a long time to cook (as in change texture to (cooked), you should toss it in at the very start, or at least once the chicken is browned

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.

>>8585872
>fork
baka

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.
Really makes ya think.

>>8585991

the proper term is "faggot" mouse anon

"faggot" in chan culture implies more along the lines that he is a loser, whereas "gay man" implies homosexuality which is bigoted.

>>8592093
but gay man sounds like gamin'

>stir fry
>pasta
why

>>8585872
not enough veggies. check mine.

>>8588626
>>8592132
they are flat udon noodles

>>8592653
>cat food
pics of kitty

>>8592716

>>8592729
fatty

>>8585872
Is that one of those disgusting frozen pf changs dinners that comes in the plastic bag? Also get some white dishes and adult forks, the rest of your room seems embarassing enough.

>letting your cats up on your dinner table

stop being so gross

>>8593053
This is I would refuse to eat at any of my friends with pets houses if they ever asked me, if I had friends and they had pets. Because I would just know their food prep and eating areas were contaminated with pet hair, feces, and whatever else shit they dragged up there.

>>8592729
Your cat looks like my first cat ;_;

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.

>>8585991
savage af

>>8587083
>>8590215

>>8593059
I have 3 cats and surprisingly they don't care for the tables and counters.

Lel
>if i had friends

>>8585872
>IPA

>>8585872

Your food sucks, you live in filth, and you have no one who loves you. Luckily there is a cure for your miserable existence!

>>8592729
Why would you want a fat cat? It costs more to feed them and they're uglier. It will also die sooner.

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.

>>8591980

that's like an 8/10 bait; would swallow if i did not know better

>>8593350
the patrician's choice.

>>8590215
go ahead tell us your story, i'm very interested

>>8587083
>I lived with my Mom until after we had our first kid together.