/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Adults don't eat kraft mac and cheese.

Sharp cheddar master race

>>8582994
>>8583000

It's children's food. One tier above baby food.

It's pretty damn tasty when you're stoned, though.

>>8582994
It's absolutely poorfolk food. Cheap carb and fat as a side dish. used to have it all the time growing up. Every once in a blue moon I'll crave it if I'm hungover.

>>8583000
you never lived til you whip up a box of kraft dinner after a night of drinking

>>8583001
ive lived off this stuff for weeks, still like it
>>8583000
nice trips but ur wrong

kraft is for babbies
hamburger helper is for men

>>8582994
>In Canada it's a food staple
y tho?

>>8583014
And making your own pasta and sauces is for men who can cook.

>>8583019
Because it's fucking delicious.

>>8582994
The best part about Kraft dinner is that you don't need to chew it, just swallow

My cousin almost exclusively eats pepperoni pizza, chicken nuggets, and Kraft macaroni and cheese. Based on that, you might imagine how it is I see the dish.

On the other hand, I'll scoop a small bowl for myself if I'm making it for him. I loved it as a kid so it's a nice comfort food.

>>8583019
Because outside of cities most people live under the poverty line and craft dinner is "cheap", contains a shit ton of carbs and fats, and has the familiar "comfort food" taste that these people crave. I say "cheap" because we all know buying staples and actually cooking is more affordable, but this is for drop dead microwave fatasses who drive trucks with huge stickers of "Our home on native land" while being 1/16th aboriginal.

I live in one of the poorest counties in Ontario and work at No Frills, and people by Craft Dinner 10+ boxes at a time, I am not shitting you. Also, these people are all at least 200-250lb minimum.

Kraft M&C is not an end in itself, it's a blank culinary canvas primed and begging to be painted, a portal to infinite gastronomic possibilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6AKDODgLwU

American here. Shit troll thread, but serious answer coming.

Kraft is mediocre compared to more traditionally homemade mac 'n cheese.
Best results, few tbsp of butter and a handful of real cheese on top of the powdered shit they supply.
God mode, add a little tomato sauce to it.

That's it. Nothing more to discuss.

>>8583034

I'm down with that.

I've always had a special place in my heart for Hamburger Helper - Cheeseburger Macaroni. I'm sure lots of you have eaten it before, either because it was cheap or just didn't feel like eating anything else.

Anyways, you can use kraft mac in place on hamburger helper and not only does it taste better, but kraft mac is like half the price too.

>>8583038

hot sauce, barbecue sauce.

>>8583022
>tfw to intelligent to cook

>>8583019
Canada has a false sense of identity so we grasp onto anything we have like the Tim Hortons nation-wide circlejerk for example. Every commercial talking point is always hurr durr we're so Canadian, playing hockey, etc, but any self respecting canuck knows Timmies is garbage.

and we let all the real Canadian companies fall apart and die like Harvey's and Zellers, and bring in American bullshit like Target and 5 guys

>>8583045

Hot sauce, maybe.
BBQ sauce, no.

>>8583048
Also, we have our own specialty coffee franchise called Second Cup but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Starbucks and isn't nearly as instagramable

I can't eat it anymore, I don't know why.

I used to eat it all the time as a kid, but nowadays when I eat it, it leaves this fucking foul chalky texture in my mouth after I eat just a few spoonfuls.

>>8583038
OP here, not a troll thread just curious.

your serious answer was neither helpful or entertaining. traditional mac and cheese is mid tier compared to KD(God tier).

honestly who would add tomato sauce to mac and cheese beside trailer trash.

>>8583073
you're making it wrong then. Use 3 Tbsp butter, 3/4 cup of milk for the best recipe

>>8583066
I really wish Second Cup got a better rap and more exposure. I blame the frou-frou bullshit drinks at Starbucks for making them all the more prolific. It's basically what I refer to as one of those "white girl" cultural staples.

>>8583048
>Zellers
Why do you have to bring up sad memories?

>>8583084
Dat Zeddy breakfast

>KD

I aint paying fucking 2.50 for a box PC or 2 for 1$ dollarama

also KD noodles are shit

>>8582994

Do you guys not have Velveeta Shells and Cheese in Canada? It's better than the stuff in the blue box.

>>8582994
It's gross shit t b h f a m

Just get a pound of cheddar and make your own mac and cheese, losers

American here, where I grew up it was normal to put ketchup on my macaroni. But now everyone thinks it's wierd

white cheddar no name brand mac n cheese is the only way, with bacon of course

>tiny crappy noodles
>watery tasteless sauce
It's cheap any easy to prepare, though.

Why is it that the shapes are so much better? I honestly can't put my finger on it. Is it just better pasta?

>>8583014
What about panburger partner

>>8582994
I crave it every once in a while, and the fried mac bites people make are good. But other than that, it's pretty much subpar shit.

>>8582994
This shit is great when combined with a can of chili.

It's so trashy but so filling.
It's like eating a whole tub of ice cream, it's comfort food basically.

>>8583022
If you make your own pasta, you have to do it a day ahead if you want it al dente.

The first 3 or so bites of Kraft dinner are amazing and then it immediately turns into a bowl of garbage.

>>8583078
>traditional mac and cheese is mid tier compared to KD(God tier)
>not a troll thread
fuck off

its not a dinner. thats like calling an order of french fries 'dinner'

but it tastes good and its cheap and has a lot of calories..

>>8583312
Actually that stuff in your pic is not. But the queso blanco is. Like night and day.

>>8583038
>>8583078
He probably adds it for the acid.

Plain mac and cheese is gross. It really needs an extra acid component to be good.
Most people tend to use vinegar / vinegar based sauces though.

>>8582994

I guess it's an option if you're too retarded to boil pasta or grate cheddar cheese.

>>8582994
Canada is such a sad, soulless place. Holy fuck I'm so thankful I'm not Canadian.

It's not great. I'll have it once in a blue moon because I think, "it can't be that bad," but it always is. Annie's is better, but even that is kind of crappy. Also I can eat a whole box easily and that's enough salt to pickle your organs.

>>8583000
Not with that attitude they don't.

i used to think it would be really hot to eat my own cum when i was drinking heavily as a neet every day for weeks on end. i would be masturbating and in the middle of it, it would seem like the hottest thing in the world to do, then i would cum and become disgusted by it and at times even laugh out loud at myself.

the first time i actually ate my cum, i came up with the idea to put it on food and then in the middle of jerking off, when i still wanted to eat it, i would eat it, and i wouldn't be as scared cause it was with something else. it was like my last resort idea. i jacked off once and cupped the load in my palm and dumped it into one of those microwaveable cups of kraft dinner and stirred it in a little bit. then i just started jerking off again right away.

i ended up stopping that second jerk off session cause i got an invite to a game, then i ended up playing the game for a couple of hours, completely forgetting that i had put cum in the kraft cup. in the middle of a match, i remembered i had made one, and i grabbed it off of my nightstand and ate the entire thing.

i didn't remember until hours later after i had stopped playing unreal tournament that i had dumped a load in it earlier. that's my story about kraft dinner.

>>8583034
What an obnoxious video. Everybody thinks they're a fucking comedian, now.

Whenever I'm drunk and I have my girlfriends friend over, I'll make a Kraft Dinner mac and cheese and jizz into it as well as add real cheese and some spices, and then she eats it and says it's super delicious and loves every bite.

>>8583025
Yeah I did this once and threw up and filled the sink with macaroni and cheese.
Granted it was velveeta shells, not the kind of kraft in the pic. But they're both made by kraft.

Anyway since then I always chew my macaroni and especially don't rush through it.

I like it with hot dog slices and peas/corn

I'm Canadian and sometimes I eat like human trash I regret nothing

>>8586698
Is your girlfriend a trap?

>>8584377
I think it's because it has the same amount of cheese powder and you mix it normal and makes it thinner sauce because they give you less pasta in the shapes boxes so a higher cheese sauce to pasta ratio plus the shapes hold the sauce better than the flimsy mini elbows in the normal box and there isn't as much pasta to absorb it.

>>8582994
Literally the only thing good leafs have invented.
Other than that, Canada is a piece of shit and I want it nuked.

not real mac n cheesey

>>8586698
hot

pls mail me some

>>8587022
Why?

>>8582994
>tfw first bite of warm kraft mac and cheese

True comfort food, theres a reason this shit is stupidly popular. You can also do dumb shit with it:

>put it on burgers
>make grilled cheese with it
>use as pizza topping
>use as dip for nacho cheese doritos

>>8582994
My brother is 23, completely neurotypical, and will only eat character-themed mac and cheese. I personally don't care for mac and cheese at all.

>>8582994
Why eat that nasty shit when cheese sauce is so simple to make from scratch?

Where I'm from, Kraft dinner always implied the green box spaghetti dinner.

>>8586541
please get me out of montreal

I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck its called Dinner

>>8584955
HyVee is god's gift to man

>>8583000
Says you
Semantics about "I don't eat KID food, that's for KIDS. Instead, I eat ADULT food like the grown-up I am" are more immature than the "children" you're afraid of becoming by eating a mediocre box of mac and cheese

>>8583048
It's a shame your hockey teams are all garbage.

>>8587702
Oh well, Canada creates the best hockey players and exports them to America.

Most American teams are in fact Canadian.

Minnesota here

We're essentially canadian anyway, kraft is life.

grow up

>>8584955
As an American I've never seen or heard of this brand, but that looks appealing.

>>8583000
um delet this?

>>8587855
Annie's is crap, famalamadingdong.

Kraft is only good if you throw in a few squirts of BBQ sauce, then it's great

>>8582994
am I the only that needs to put salt in it to make it taste good enough

usually adding salt and cheese doesn't end well but Kraft mac and cheese tastes bland without it

>two boxes of kraft mac and cheese
>8 pack of hot dogs cut up real little
>bag of real bacon bits
>mix em all together

Step up, kohais

>>8583000
Box mac is the staple go-to on lazy nights for my step-dad's family. Good taste for how little effort it takes to cook it. Unhealthy for you though

>>8588078
I make it and let it get cold in the fridge and all stuck together in clumps by the next day. Then I scoop some onto a plate, microwave it and put salted butter on it, kind of like you would for a mashed potato. It's actually really good tasting to me.

>>8588118
semper pie, porker

>>8582994
>How do Americans feel about kraft dinner?
Best eaten with dijon ketchup

>>8583000
DELET THIS

I only ate it when I was broke and in college

>>8588805
What do you eat now that you're broke and out of college

>>8588810
Cum

>>8582994
Only a Canadian would mistake a side dish for a meal.

>>8582994
Found the Canadian. Put ketchup on it and go suck a timbit.

>>8589704
Please suck one of the nasty "Birthday Cake" timbits

Three cheese with shells is the best. But like many other anons have already said, this shit is only palatable post childhood if you already feel miserable by way of hangover or sickness.

>>8586593
........wow

>>8583019

canada's culture is about as dead as an english london, but back in the day we identified ourselves by what made us different than the US

part of that was tim hortons coffee, cold weather clothing, and kraft dinner.

>>8586593
I grew up in the 90s and consequently loved seeing facials in porn. When I heard of bukkake it was like my ultimate fantasy come to life, I couldn't believe it.

A bunch of times I jerked off in a position like a backwards somersault, so I'd be cumming on my face and in my mouth.

It's definitely one of those "cum, close 32 tabs, cancel 25 downloads, etc" things. Accept you now have cum all over your face, feel disgusted, and have to take a shower.

I never wanted to microwave or save my cum, but I understand it. The idea of cum and cum play is hot right until you actually cum, a sort of catch 22.

Same thing with my wife now. I get all hot when I'm about to cum on her face, but right after it loses its appeal. Maybe if she played with it for a few minutes I could get a boner again and live my fantasy out.

I didn't jerk off for a week and came on her face two days ago. It was an intense load, totally covered her, got in her eyes, and a strong smell of cum immediately hit me. If I watched that now it'd be amazing, but after cumming I was reaching for a towel and no longer feeling it.

I tried having their mac and cheese once when I was a student and it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted.

>>8589861
Same here. I was an undergrad and tried some and thought it was awful. People raved about it and ate it daily too. Probably because I wasn't raised on it.

>>8583014
This is the truth

>>8583061
You never mixed your bbq rib sauce with your mac n cheese? Daddy must not have owned a grill. Or been around.

>>8584955
Made me laugh out LOL.
Fucking hell.

>>8589773
im glad you know the feeling

>>8584955
Holy shit I can taste the hash just from looking at it...

Fuck you, Anon. I didn't want to get hungry at 3:20 AM.

>>8582994
Its actually just as popular.. Enough to eat it at least once a week, more like 2-3 for most people. It was like this before the nu-politically-correct-America of the last 15 years. I honestly dont know what the fuck its like now.

>>8590569
>nu-politically-correct-America

>>8583048

loved harveys as a kid (27 now) went there recently and there was no flame grilled burgers and they were all around cold by the time I got them. onion rings were decent tho. place was packed for some reason.. maybe that's why my burger was cold

and yeah fuck "timmies" "timmy hoes" or whatever people call it.

the best coffee is African desu.

Ottawa fag out.

>>8583001
>Cheddar fort

>>8583022
those are called women

It's fucking glorious with about half the nominal amount of milk, and some chunks of hot italian sausage added in

>>8582994
>current year
>not eating pc mac and cheese

>>8583027
>I'll scoop a small bowl for myself if I'm making it for him

You are leaving way too much to the imagination in terms of the relationship between you and your cousin.

>>8592850
Anon is the primary caregiver for his autistic 34 year old cousin, hes fed up with making mac and cheese and wiping a grown man's ass every day.

>>8584955
gluten free version

>>8583014
Hamburger Helper is for trailer dwelling single moms. Men grill.

>>8583000
You're so mature for eating what you wa- oh wait you don't, you eat what people deem as "adult"

I honestly hate home made mac and cheese, and only like kraft. And then, I like the Easy Mac much bether than the Box. Not like I eat it all the tirm, but man it sooh

>>8583048
Timmies is pretty shit, but so was zellers. They had higher prices and a smaller selection of products compared to competitors like Walmart, but who knows? Maybe that was just in my area.

Kraft macaroni has always been my comfort food. Not exactly sure why I get a very satisfied feeling from eating it in comparison to others.

>>8594075
>easy mac

>>8592823
This is the correct answer. I always keep a couple of boxes around.

>>8587428
>character-themed
It tastes better because it actually has a little texture.

Still, I don't eat that shit ever. I just do queso blanco Velveeta shells if i feel a craving for fake cheese mush

>>8583000
There is no such thing as 'kids food', there may be kid portions and things with child targeted advertising; but unless its something you find in the infants area, its just food.

>>8594448
>no such thing as kids food
check the pic dumbass

>>8592823
My nigger. Came to post this.

Alright which one of you did this?
http://www.timescolonist.com/social-media-plea-brings-in-loads-of-special-kraft-dinner-for-autistic-nanaimo-boy-1.10112589

>>8587689
>Says you
>Semantics about "I don't watch MLP, that's for KIDS. Instead, I watch ADULT shows like the grown-up I am" are more immature than the "children" you're afraid of becoming by watching a mediocre show for little girls.

>>8594458
This grown adult can't even read

>>8582994
It's for children. If you're an adult and eating kraft, you really should start learning how to cook simple shit.

Add some tuna and frozen peas to it and you've got an easy quick dinner.

>>8595205
Difference is that MLP is marketed specifically to children, mac and cheese isn't unless it's some shitty cartoon tie in

>>8582994
I'll eat it. I usually get the spirals because a box of the regular is too much for one sitting even though I'm a fatass. I will usually add some diced ham for a bit of extra flavor.
>>8584955
That looks intriguing. Is it only available in Canada?

>>8595634
Hyvee isn't even Canadian.

>>8583000
>not getting absolutely retarded high and finding out your stomach can fit 3 boxes
Worst get ever.

>>8583014
>not Tuna Helper
pleb

>>8595354
I do this once a month or so

>>8582994
>How do Americans feel about kraft dinner?
It's dumb fat people that can't cook food.
Unfortunately that's most of our population

>>8583048
We have harvey's in Edmonton.

But I'm tired of timmies and subway taking over every fucking place.
There's 3 of each of them in a 3 block radius near me.
There used to be Taco Bell, Mary Brown's, Baskin Robbins, some Pho place, but they're all now Timmies and Subway. The sad thing is, the ones in the mall are the busiest places in the food court. WHY?

>>8597287
How does a box of uncooked macaroni and cheese equal a human person? How does Kraft Dinner equal a person?
>Kraft dinner is dumb fat people that can't cook placed into a box"

>>8583047
jej

>>8594458
are you saying cereal is just a food for kids?

Left over kraft Mac and cheese is so much better than fresh

I'm completely addicted to this recipe: http://www.seriouseats.com/2017/01/the-food-lab-3-ingredient-fast-easy-stovetop-macaroni-and-cheese.html

Literally faster and simpler than kraft

>>8592823
hi5

>>8586447
>al dente

>>8597630
>literally

>>8597567
Are you stupid? He's saying it's food for dumb fat people...

How did you not understand that?

>>8595205
You heard it here first, folks. Food and cartoons are practically the same exact thing.

>>8595205
Do you have a point here? There's nothing wrong with watching a stupid show about horses if you like it. The only problem is that the online fanbase has more collective autism than the special olympics. You're still some aspie that's throwing a tantrum because other people know how to like things without being afraid of looking childish.

>>8583000
This once your an adult you learn to make it from scratch or if you must get a box of quick mac and cheese you get this shit.

>>8584955

Don't tell any of the other boys I laughed at this.

>>8589755

why do Canadians like to screw doggy style?
so they can both watch the hockey game

also, cool dubs

>>8582994
I've had kraft dinner and kraft mac and both just taste like the cheese equivalent of fake banana flavor.

If you aren't Canadian and buying Kraft dinner, just know the Kraft blue box in the US is not even comparable to Kraft Dinner in Canada. KD wins out over it every time by a good margin.

https://youtu.be/TOZYESQVHxs

>>8582994
they changed the recipe, noodles are smaller and break apart easier. The cheese powder cakes more too. Fack u kraft

>>8598551
you ass, now I'm subscribe to this jolly fatman and his reddit neckbeard friend

fuck you

>>8595205
I didn't know barney fag browsed /ck/

>>8582994
I'll say it right now, I only know the term "Kraft Dinner" because of Terrance and Phillip on South Park.

Oh brother.....

>>8599807
what the fuck

>>8584955
I'd much rather have Burger bur Burger Burger, thanks.

>>8582994
Instant Mac N Cheese is an abomination in general.

anyone tried putting vegemite into it? kinda neat, but needs to be plain with no meat

>>8599700
Don't joke about that. Things have finally started to calm down on that front.

>>8599847
You haven't had Kraft Dinner. Or President's Choice Withe Cheddar.

>>8599847
You haven't had Kraft Dinner. Or President's Choice White Cheddar.

>>8582994
I hate mac and cheese, but I actually like this cuz its fake stuff.

I dont know why I just dig it. I don't like it steaming hot either, I usually eat it at room temperature, or almost cold.

Kraft makes garbage products. The store brand usually tastes better than the Kraft equivalent in my experience.

Why does the american version require 3X more butter?
1tbsp is more than enough, but fucking 3?
That's all you'd taste is butter.

>>8582994
I live in Michigan. It's shit but sometimes I don't have time to make real food.

>>8582994
Most people that I know (myself included) make their macaroni cheese from scratch via a recipe, not out of a box.
It's like some people like abusing their taste-buds with this bottom-feeder tier stuff.

I can't stand the bright orange mac and cheese out of a box. I don't like ketchup either so maybe it's just the egregiously colored american "food" items that I'm not a fan of

Eat regularly. One of the few things I can cook. They give them out all the time at the food bank, have a ton of mac n cheese laying around.

>>8582994
Its disgusting white trash swill made by a huge corporation to make sure you are addicted to processed sugar and transfats from you are a child, eventually turning you into a disgusting fat american slob who is apathetic about the political situation in their country, resulting in total jewish domination.

>>8582994
>tfw KD used to have a reasonable amount of flavor in the included powder
>Now it's garbage
Basically just powdered food coloring desu

annie's white cheddar is better

>>8600367
The cheese powder has more flour in it to make the roux but less cheese product in the powder. You end up with almost no flavor except the roux it almost makes so a pasty flour flavor with milk and a small hint of possibly some kind of cheese type taste but just pasty, crappy taste because of all the butter and flour

>>8600639
chill bro people just dig the taste

Quads of truth

>>8582994
>staple in canada

if you're a broke ass college kid. It's not food for adults who are not on welfare.

>>8582994
I don't get it.
Even if you don't want to make it from scratch because you're a lazy fuck and just want a hot convenience food, frozen mac and cheese like pic related is way better.

>>8603029
>"this processed trash is better than this processed trash."

yeah nah, if you're too lazy to make your own from scratch you should neck yourself

>>8603038
>neck yourself
Disregarded entirely and confirmed retarded.

>>8582994
All other instant mac and cheeses can fuck off (except for Velveeta shells, that shit's good).

However, I prefer mac and cheese that's made from scratch. My grandmother gave me a recipe in which colby jack (I substitute low-moisture mozzarella) is melted into boiling condensed milk. The mixture is then poured over shell pasta, topped with panko bread crumbs, and baked for 15 minutes at 350.

>>8603038
Yeah, it's garbage food, but there's still tiers of garbage.
At least stouffers has cheese as third ingredient instead of barely existent cheese in the cheese flavored powder of kraft.

>kraft

lol ok pham

>>8603074
legitimately worse than kraft

>>8603088
must be terrible having such shit taste

>>8603098
no u

also
>organic cheese powder

who are you trying to fool

>>8603100
no one, I don't give a shit if it says "organic", I like Annie's because I legitimately feel it tastes better. Kraft tastes too sweet.

>>8603110
agree to disagree here, it tastes salty a f and as long as the butter you use isn't too sweet it works out alright.

Velveeta queso blanco is the best ever

>>8594458
>Talking shit about Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Ill fite u

>>8590662
Actually cooking food to eat is for women, since they're supposed to be in the kitchen
Patrician men should know how to make food
t. don't even know how to cook

i grew up on kraft macaroni and hot dogs. fuck you stupid lazy bitch vicki you fat cunt of a baby sitter

This right here is the best BBQ sauce you can buy.

>>8583025
Like when you are sucking dick to buy it right?

>>8582994
I find it funny that it's "Kraft Dinner" up there. Worded that way as though that is all that Kraft produces that can be eaten for dinner. But - there is nothing like boxed Mac and Cheese. Sometimes the non-Kraft variety (store brands) actually turn out better.

As bad as it may be for you to eat, I defy you to find another food that provides "about 2.5 servings as prepared" for under $0.50 (minus the milk and butter or - if you go full trashy - margarine).

>>8592850
He's 15 and I tutor him at his home, so I make him dinner while I'm there.