/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love Aunt Bessie's roastie

>the price of freddos is now ___

>>8573252
O B S E S S E D
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>>8573252
Looks good.
I'd want some mustard with it.

>>8573543
O B E S E D
B
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D I A B E T E S

>>8573252
Do Britcucks really eat this?

>>8573568
Why not? It's just mashed potatoes and sausage, what's not to like?

>>8573252
Your black pudding is inferior to Irish varieties. That being said, I like your artisanal cheeses and many of your pork sausages. You also have a great variety of seasonal vegetables if you know where to get them.

>>8573580
i concur. had sossies and mashy spuds for me's tea.

GREGGS!

>>8573598
Why do Britcucks talk like toddlers?

>>8573609
Because din din is what they're brought up on.

>>8573580

The horrible presentation of OP.

Also trolling.

>>8573615

>muh presentation *tips fedora*

Our food is meant to be hearty and filling, not laid out so snobs can comment on the aesthetic of their dinner

>>8573537
Do they still make these?

Use to love them as a kid but haven't seen them in Tesco in years

>>8573631

OP is obviously some silly joke picture. I've had bangers and mash thousands of times (family is half British). All you need to do is serve the bangers on the side of the plate rather than making some sort of monstrosity that looks like a 5-year-old went wild in the kitchen.

>>8573643

Bangers and mash is English not "British"
Most pubs will serve bangers and mash in a large or 'beano' portion. Comfy dining indeed. Unfortunately a lot of our pubs have suffered Jamie Oliver-isation recently.

>>8573609
Americans talk like they don't know the difference between T and D

>>8573609
That's an American attempting a pastiche.

>>8573594
Irish black pudding is inferior to Stornoway black pudding.

Bongladeshi Sunday lunch/dinner always looks comfy as fuck.

Americans, gonna save you some time;

>lol British food lol
>lol bland lol
>lol toast sandwich lol
>lol bad teeth lol
>lol innacurate stereotype from film or television I've seen lol

There now mods can delete the thread.

Brunch on Saturday.
It's a Lincolnshire variation on a Full English.

>>8573594
Stornoway and other Scottish black pudding pisses on any other blood sausage full stop

Would kill for some Alt Bea right now

>>8573709
I'm salivating.

>>8573691
In all fairness on a national level we have worse teeth than the uk.

Any tips on how to do roast beef for Sunday dinner for someone who's massive fucking fanny and won't eat it pink?

Hangover food.

>>8573702

What's that on the left of the egg?

These delicious little buggers

>>8573724
Rotisserie.
Just carve off the outer slices as it cooks.

>>8573731
Slice of thick gammon.
Traditionally we also have stuffed chine with it but this is a poor example.

>>8573745

And cloudy apple juice too? Good lad

>>8573734
>mfw my family removes the cherries and doesn't eat them
>I'm the only one that eats cherries

Steak and chips at the pub.

>>8573745
How does it feel to be a filthy peasant?

>OP starts a pathetic, bait, decisive thread
>thread actually turns to quality discussion
>OP BTFO
OP confirmed for faggot.

>>8573910
I'm doing ok socially and financially thanks.
>tfw; nice house, nice car, no debt.

>>8573716
This Irish propaganda to sully the good name of the English.

>>8573980
Is that you, Bobby Sands?
Would you like a cheeseburger?

>>8573991
Do not use the name of our national hero in vain.

>>8573580
Only thing not to like is the plating, it's like they tried to make tasty sausage look fisgusting

>>8574005
Sorry dude.
>t. 2nd Battalion The Parachute Regiment.

>>8573643
>Half British

That's not how it works.

>>8573609
>obvious joke post
>reply to it earnestly just to get a cheap shot in
I don't understand this meme, it only makes you look dim.

>>8574040
>meme
You're not ready for the internet yet my millenial friend.
Go back to tumblr and wait a while.

>>8573781
Needs greens

>>8573938
>t. The tangled mind of the autist

>>8574021
Any legs left lad? And are the Ra nicer than the Arabs?

>>8574067
there's literally 6 greens in there

In b4 spotted dick, with spotted dick.

>>8574084
Doesn't look keto to me

These fuckers right here.

>>8574075
Still tabbing strong, Boyo.
How Martin McGuinness getting on, I hear he's feeling a bit ill?
:^)

>>8574126
I'm a faggot. Forgot my pic.

>>8573691
I'm not American and I'm still laughing at your pathetic "food" and disgusting bland taste.

>>8574051
>my millenial friend
If you are pushing 40 at the youngest then why are you on 4chan?

>>8573918
>quality discussion
Um all I see is disgusting bland "food" being posted and cucks arguing about their "unique" variations on the same disgusting dish.

>>8574075
Arabs are generally more hygienic than the Irish.

>>8573252
>gangbangersnmash.jpg

>>8574134
>he doesn't know about apex British "puddings"

Mr. Brains pork faggots, mushy peas and mashed potato.
Can't fucking go wrong with that shit.

>>8574075
The taliban are certainly a lot braver and more committed than the IRA and more so than PIRA.
Irish Nationalists are fucking cowards.

>Martin McGuinness is going to Hell
>Jerry Adams will join him as well
>and we will laugh Son, and we will will rave
>as we piss on an IRA grave
t. The Antrim underground.

>>8573252
Mashed potatoes and breakfast sausages? That was my dinner 5/7 days a week growing up. The other two days were usually spaghetti with canned 'Meatballs in Gravy' - both dishes also had a side of canned green beans.

>>8574206
>breakfast sausages?

No, a type of English sausage called a "Banger". They are much larger than a typical breakfast sausage, though the flavor is actually pretty similar to American breakfast sausages as they use many of the same seasonings.

>Be English
>Meet QT 8/10 Nip friend while on holiday
>We stay in touch
>Later, she visits England for the first time, and we decide hang out
>I take her to an Italian resturant
>With an adorably innocent look, she asks-
>"Anon-san, why are we at tis Itarian resturantu? I want to try some Engrish food whire in Engrand! What rocar food is good to try?"
>she usually likes experiencing local cuisine when travelling places
>MFW
>Ponder if I have the heart to tell her
>Do it anyway, explain to her that Anglo food sucks, and even Anglos admit it
>Disheartened "Oh"
>Can tell days later that she was disappointed with her trip

True story. And no, we didn't bang.

>>8574131
>>8574142
>>8574155
>>8574184

Samefagging this hard on a Taiwanese catapult manufacturing board.

For shame soldier.

>>8574251
I always take Chinese clients for fish n chips.

They love it tbqh

>>8574259
She was Japanese

>>8574275
arr rook same

>>8574275

Why would that matter?

>>8574251
>he didnt find her a good fish and chips or good pub food
poor effort anon

>>8574280
Yea, since then, I do kind of regret not taking her to a higher grade pub or something. For some reason I can't imagine a foreigner enjoying and old fashioned chippie much, though. None from around my area, at least.

I'm ind of self-loathing about my country in some rergards.

>>8573601
EVERY LUNCH BREAK

>>8573716
How is Japan the highest on that list?

>>8574299

We have a fuckload of nice food, you just have to go out and find it.

Regardless you still should've taken her to a nice pub, a chippy and for a Full English. A curry too, whilst we're ticking off Culinary Memes of the British Isles

>>8573279
>being too lazy to cut small potatoes into quarters
fucking wow

>>8573609
why you yank accents sound so fucked? you cunts overpronounce your R's and go to every extreme to pronounce words not how they're spelt.

Also you guys have terrible grammar.

>>8574299
The English literally raided the cupboard of every nation they colonised.

You can get any cuisines that you fancy.

>>8574481
Doesn't matter if it's from a colonised country, it still wouldn't be local. IE: the criteria she was looking for

>>8573252
Please delete this
It reminds me of when I was 4

>>8574251
>so cucked that his hatred of his own national cuisine cockblocked him
English food is delicious and you're a mong.

>he hasn't tried a melton mowbray pork pie

>>8574251
You sicken me.

Is a deep fried half pizza and chips welcome?

Boys, what's the best chip shop curry recipe around? I tried some with rice when I visited the UK a few years ago and fuck it was good. Simple but tasty as hell.

>>8574657
That looks absolutely wonderful, after a few beers. I thought deep frying everything was a Scotland thing though?

>>8574723
It is, and that's pretty much the reason why that custom is a thing.

>>8574464
>over pronounce your R's
at least we dont add them to words out of thin air

>>8574033
well if his dad is from GB and his mom is from america, how does it not work?

>>8573252
>not enjoying this whimsical pile of edible dicks

>>8574759
You're half from whichever the constituent country is.

>>8573252
>English "food"

>>8573252
>Dry potato mash, shit sausages, no gravy
>Heaped up

This has American written all over it.

>>8573727
>eating something that heavy on a hangover
Enjoy the toxic bile in your intestines by eating a fatty breakfast.

>>8573594
Spoken like the idiot you are, this sounds like a 1/16th Irish-American that spent a few days in Ireland, because of muh heritage.
Most Americans will run the other way from a black pudding with flailing arms, stating "Eww it has BLOOD in it!!"
Harden up soft-cocks, England survived on this for centuries.

>>8573609
Why do Americans speak with that same old retarded drawl to their speech?
It's like they don't understand how to read a dictionary.

>>8574738
Gravy too? Damn it anon, I'm American, i won't get to have that. We don't have that where I live. Why must you post pics of goodness I cannot have?

>>8573614
>din din

Like Supper is much better?
Are you clowns just sucking soup?

>>8574251
>anglo
>true story
Yeah nah. Go away child.

>>8573918
How does it feel when your feted Hillary didn't get in, so you could eat food this great?

>>8574103
No-one asked you though, /fit/

>>8574238
No they aren't, I've had both from both countries and they aren't even remotely similar in flavour.
I found the UK ones OK, the US ones were quite over-poweringly salty and had a really bad after-taste.

It's strange how the USA can't even spell flavour correctly but they EXPECT that every one else think they are at the pinnacle of cuisine.
Ha Ha Ha Ha

>>8574251
No Anon, she was disappointed with YOU.
And the fact that you used faux-Engrish in your post, means you'll be single for life.

>>8574251
Christ you're an idiot. London has some of the best restaurants in the world, more Michelin stars than plenty of other major cities. You could have booked a table at the fat duck. Seafood, game, etc etc

You fucking mong.

I had pie & mash in london once, it was surprisingly good despite looking like vomit on a plate.

>>8573691
>tfw britfags and europeans love talking shit about america
>tfw they can dish it out but can't take it

>>8575916
This is why the meme about British food exists.

>>8573279
You're worse than a fucking Yank, get OUT!!!

>>8573252
From Sunday.

Can't fucking wait for my trip in May. Even the jokey posts still look bretty gud to be honest.

Also, how easily will I be able to find a 99 flake ice cream cone in London in May?

Bongs, I'm will be in London this weekend. Redpill me on pie and mash with eels

>>8573702
>LINCOLNSHIRE variant
>School SAUSAGE.

Go take a look in the mirror and see what you've become.

>>8573724

Slow roast. Get a good shoulder or shin cut (chuck roast would be fine too, but the more fat and connective tissue the better, really). Salt it, season it with woody herbs, cut angled slits through the fat and slide in halved garlic cloves then shove it in the oven over the course of the day at 185F. And I mean the course of the day; you will need to cook it for about six hours at that temperature for the temperature to begin to equilibrate.

>>8574279
Because eating Cod or Haddock would be super bland when your guest shoves octopi up her ass in her spare time.

>>8574139
>I see...bland

Your eyes are weird.

>>8575880
>You could have booked a table at the fat duck.

No. No he could not have.

>>8576366

>>8573601
Greggs' sausage rolls aren't that bad actually. The pastry's great.

pecker supper and curry sauce, yw

>>8576482
A warm Greggs' sausage roll is high tier.

I love full breakfasts

>>8576483
Never had a Sausage supper with curry sauce, brown sauce kinda guy myself. Guess i could try it some time

>>8575698
That's not gravy, it's a tangy condiment known only as "brown sauce". Usually mixed with vinegar for chip shop variants.

>>8576482
They were better when the meat inside was pink

>>8576337
I'd rather not. Just stay where you are cheers.

>>8573918

OP here,

No, i'm just English and genuinely think our cuisine gets a bad rep unfairly.

>>8573601
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

>>8573252
it looks like a mountain of dicks

>>8576877
Bet youre living in london, anywhere else all the white people wouldve laughed the immigrant back to their country while chanting 'brexit!'

>>8574759
England, wales, northern ireland or scotland? Ignorant shart in mart.

I shudder to think about how much shitposting is in this thread.

>>8574134
If you aren't British and you aren't American then your opinion is worthless.

>>8574251
I'm surprised your bait worked as well as it did, yank.

You need to work on it though, there were several tells giving your colonialness.

>>8574536
>Pasta and tomato based foods aren't Italian because not native

Yuo are of genius.

>>8575670
Poofter.

>>8573252

I would crush this after a hard days work of physical labor.

>>8573686

Looks tasty, what is the cube thing? and the large brown elliptical shaped thing? some sort of bread or dumpling?

>>8573252
whinging poms!

the only engish? food is curry. and that came from the indian immigrants

English cuisine is just meat, potato and veg at best.
Atleast europeans prepare it different ways, we just throw gravy on it and say job done.

>>8573252
Mashed potatoes and sausage? What's wrong with that? Admittedly, I've never tried the two together but I don't see why it'd be bad.

>>8577541
>we

Sure thing. "We". "Us British people"

>>8577551
You imply wrong.

>>8573252
I have a theory that pretty much all of England is stoned as fuck at all times but keeps it secret from the entire rest of the world.

Who else but a fucking stoner would think its a good idea to put an egg in a dinner roll with pork and potatoes?

Or make a fucking muffin and some gravy and call it fucking pudding?

I hope to god my theory is correct because otherwise the only other explanation is English people are fucking autistic.

Pic related is what normal people eat.

>>8577557
Sure thing, my very-definitely-British friend. "Us" Brits eh? Blimey, what are "we" like!

>>8577564
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>8576499
Ah ok I've heard of brown sauce. I've heard it's similar to A1 steak sauce, is that true?

>>8577571
Look mate, you're either a Clap pretending to be British, or you're a self-hating Briton.

Self-hating Britons are the most pathetic creatures ever: even worse than the most obese, Trump voting, NASCAR watching, sharting in mart, fast-food munching Ameriblob.

So your choice, I guess.

>>8573716

Like all statistics, if the US could only remove the nigs we would win at everything

>>8573691
>toast sandwich
I always thought this was just a joke, like the ice cube sandwich, or water soup.

>>8573910
Some of the best and most delicious food in the world is "peasant food."

>>8577578
I bet you voted remain.

>>8577578
>clap pretending to be british
what the fuck are you talking about mate

>self-hating briton
Who are you even mate? Where did i say i hate being british?brexit police behind his computer screen trying to identify the brits from the foreigners on 4chan eh?

>so your choice
Oi now listen you cheeky cunt, dont call me mate and stop making stuff up

>>8574464
You guys don't even pronounce the R even though it's clearly written in the word. And we don't pronounce the word as written? What about Worcestershire, Greenwich or Teignmouth? Americans retained the true pronunciation of English from the early colonial days whereas British English has been bastardized beyond recognition.

>>8576483
It's 2/14, there's no fourteenth month of the year

>>8577596
>Where did i say i hate being british?

Right here
>>8577541
>English cuisine is just meat, potato and veg at best.
>Atleast europeans prepare it different ways, we just throw gravy on it and say job done.

Just another self hating Brit. God, you disgust me.

>>8577601
Na in an effort to differentiate yourselves from the old british rule washington forced everyone to pronounce vowels differently and spell words wrong because he knew only idiots followed him to 'murica because they were future 'muricans.

>>8577609
Youre havin a laugh mate, What i said is true, that doesnt mean I hate Britain you pedophile.

>>8577578
I voted Trump & am fit, never watched NASCAR & don't eat fast food. I did it because my cousin was abducted by Mexican drug cartels & sold into sex slavery. My dad lost his job in steel manufacturing because his factory shipped off to China. My uncle is a veteran who has been treated like shit & can't get simple medical care. Because of Obamacare my family's insurance rates quadrupled & now we can't afford groceries. My friend is a police officer who was shot by niggers on duty in Chicago. I voted Trump because nobody else in politics could do anything about it even if they gave a fuck. Don't buy all the MSM garbage they ship off to you overseas, there's very good reason why Trump got elected, & we're not brainwashed or stupid for doing so. His ascension to power was the result of a people's charge on the Washington establishment; a revolution against all the failed policies that left our country broken. I can only hope you guys would reach the level of depravity we have in America, you'd be praying for a British Trump to drain the swamp.

>>8576921

>>8577631
>My uncle is a veteran who has been treated like shit & can't get simple medical care

I am not defending anything by saying this but this essentially happens under just about every administration. Your country does not love you as much you love it.

>>8576499
It looks far too thin to be brown sauce, it's almost definitely gravy

>>8577631
>I can only hope you guys would reach the level of depravity we have in America, you'd be praying for a British Trump to drain the swamp

Trump would, at best, he leader of some weird fringe party that got one MP elected somewhere shit. It like be the equivalent of us making Gary Barlow Prime Minister.

>>8577701
Except Trump's been active in politics his entire life, taking out full page ads & going on talk shows with the same message he campaigned on. Example here: https://youtu.be/SEPs17_AkTI

>>8577733
Seriously mate, if there was an election in the UK tomorrow, and the only two choices were Gary Barlow and Trump, Gary Barlow would win in a landslide.

>>8577747
The only two countries in the world that could conceivably elect a man like Trump are the Phillipines and the US.

>>8577541
You are European

>>8577747
>>8577753
Did you even watch the video? Even the first minute would show why he'd win in any nation on Earth in America's position.

>>8577760
No one is in America's position except America. You have your own unique set of problems; which, oddly, are all entirely of your own making.

>>8575880
this
I went with my parents last year, the food was dope as fuck. Even the street food was brilliant, we stayed in that hipstery part of london that's kind of like Williamsburg, and there was the first beigel shop. Easily the best bakery i've ever been to, and the best bagels i've had hands down.

These days right, if you say you're English right, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

>>8577631
>all these lies

>>8577817
It's all true, my man. It really seems like my personal life has been a microcosm of the problems of middle class America.

>>8577558
we as a nation have a pretty severe drinking problem and all of this stuff is great drunk food

it's why we've all but adopted the kebab

>>8577815
Jail? You'll go to jail?

>>8577439
Says the cuck from United Khaliphate. Shouldn't you be prepping a bull? I hear you faggots are better at that than prepping food anyways.

>>8577871
Yeah these days. These days, say you're English and you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

>>8577871
>jail instead of gaol

That's how I know you're not British.

>>8577576
I've never tried A1 steak sauce, couldn't say.

>>8577656
I'm from Scotland, the country in question. I know my fish & chips, and I can tell you now the odds of that being gravy are slim to none. As I mentioned previously, chip shop brown sauce is watered down with vinegar to stretch it and change the flavour, which results in a gravy-like consistency.

>>8577522

>implying it's not a medieval English word that means cooking

>>8577576

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I have plenty of experience with both. They're nearly identical.

Google pics of the bottles and you can see their ingredient lists are nearly identical too.

Ale desu

drinking this right now lads

would thoroughly recommend

>>8576323
Dude, that looks so good.

I wish I could cook.

>>8573631
That looks really good, but I also eat trash, so I'm not exactly a great source.

>>8573634
Ew.

>>8573686
Yeah, I'm also sort of curious about the cube, but it looks really good. Is the cube dressing?

>>8574328
Eats a lot of rice=more carbohydrates=more decay.
Also, have you seen regular Japanese teeth? They're pretty crooked which means more spaces for decay to hide.

>>8573747
I think it's a mimosa? Not sure.

>>8574276
kek

>>8576489
That looks so good. I'm from canada and I live for lumberjack breakfasts, I've always wanted to try a full english breakfast.

>>8577631
Good pasta, but that's italian, not british food.

>>8577943
FUCK ME

>>8577607
dont even try to defend that

>>8573938
lmao yeah, everyone on 4chan has their life together.

pics or isn't happening

>>8577557
I'm from Austria. Cowboy hats and kangaroos mate. THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

>>8576489

Fuck me sideways, that looks amazing.

>tfw the only thing I have on that plate right now is eggs.

>>8574635
>>8574635
Dick in son and Morris?

>>8575670
Enjoy being a pussy or a retard who eats when he's still waaaaaaaay too hungover to eat

>>8577510
>>8577986

Cube of stuffing mate, prick bought premade instead of sorting himself out proper

>>8573691
You can't; I'm an american who's eaten internationally
German including Alps
Greek
Norwegian
Lowland German
French
Turk
Spanish
Italian
British
Danish
Slav (((food)))
Swedish

>>8577754
Im English, bobby brexit.

>>8579190
retard

>>8579103
The photo is clearly from a restaurant.
Do you generally lack awareness?

>>8579163
>German including Alps
Alpine

>>8577928

Good lad

ROAST FUCKING LAMB

ROAST FUCKING BEEF

ROAST FUCKING GAMMON

>>8579418

good lad

ROAST FUCKING SALMON

ROAST FUCKING COD

>>8579419

>>8579425
>>8579421
>>8579421

Those veggies look bloody horrendous

>>8579433

no, they're perfect

>>8577876
Prepping a bull for a nice steak pie right now. Bulls are food, but a curry-slurping wog like you wouldn't know that because you think the vacuous shitfactories are "sacred" or some bollocks.

>>8573702
>>8573727
>>8576489
>>8579418

These look amazing.

>>8579433
i reckon it's something to do with the contrast on his camera

>>8576331
Easy. Go to an ice cream van. They park near parks and attractions.

>>8576337
Forget the eels.

>>8576331
>Also, how easily will I be able to find a 99 flake ice cream cone in London in May?

kek

not hard, that's for sure

go walk up to richmond park petersham gate from richmond bridge, nice walk and you'll definitely find one on the way

Well we nearly had a nice thread here with lots of OC but as usual the shitposters, YouTube fags and nationalists have ruined it.
Shame on you all.

>>8577558
You have to put the spaghetti in the sauce before served, mong. Even I know that.

t. bongistani

>>8577558

>Who else but a fucking stoner would think its a good idea to put an egg in a dinner roll with pork and potatoes?

>Or make a fucking muffin and some gravy and call it fucking pudding?

i legit do not know what you are talking about here

>>8577609
Nonce detected.

>>8579726
Pasta to sauce not the other way round idiot.
Why are you here?

>>8579734
Maybe for the first one he meant pic related?

Second one could be Yorkshire puddings maybe?

>>8573702
>Lincolnshire
Is that Tower Bar by the university of Lincoln? It looks like its cooked breakfast

>>8579741
that can't be right, what kind of spastic thinks yorkshire puddings are the same thing as muffins?

>>8577478
>be italian
>on one hand, you got som stringy dough confection and on the other side some allegedly poisonous decorative fruits
>end up combining them into a staple of universal cuisine that identifies your culture for ever
>be english
>steal recipes from pakis/indians and turks and end up eating kebab and curry from street vendors as if you were shitting on a sidewalk in calcuta
>these are somehow equivalent

found the perfidious albion

>>8577876
As none of the two stated categories you are irrelevant.

>>8577617
Yuropeen confirmed, or clappyfat. It's all the same either way.

>>8579719
*tips fedora

>>8579740
Are you blind or just a spastic? That's what he said.

>>8579791
You are the poster child for why incest is wrong.

>>8579773
The average shit for brains yank.

>>8577510
>>8577986

Looks like some fancy fine dining cube of stuffing, which is usually made with herbs, onion, bread crumbs etc. The brown thing is a Yorkshire pudding which is like savoury pancake batter that is roasted in the oven and puffs up.

>>8576337

Every European country has its meme 'disgusting' traditional food that tourists need to try for fun.

Iceland has rotten shark fat cubes, Sweden has fermented fish, the low countries have 'head cheese'. England has jellied eels.

>>8580044
Everyone has headcheese, it's just the meat from the head, there is nothing disgusting about it you infantile twat.

Jellied eels isn't English, it's London only, not that there is anything wrong with eel.

Basically, you're an idiot and no doubt a burgerblob.

>>8580058

Nice autistic rage there m8.

That is why I put 'disgusting' in inverted commas to indicate that it was a perception but not necessarily my opinion.

London is in England and I said England has jellied eels, this is factually correct.

I'm English too btw.

>>8580083
>London is in England
Debatable. London is basically its own bubble.

>>8579740
That's exactly what I said you fucking stupid cunt. I bet your parents hate the sight of you. Why don't you have a tiny bit of honour, take pity on them and end yourself? You utter lump of shit.

>>8580083

>London is in England

Not anymore lad

>>8580274
That's not what you said.
Nice attempt at damage control though, retard.

>>8577489
This. Benders raus!

>>8580044

>head cheese

ever heard of brawn you monkey?

>>8580763

Different word, same dish.

And just so you know, the term "brawn" is unheard of outside the UK.

>>8580792

that was the point. the uk has head cheese too.

rotten shark is the only more or less unique thing on that list

>>8574150
They don't taste bad bud the texture is a bit too mushy. They're essentially liver meatballs

>>8580515
Me:
>put the spaghetti in the sauce

You:
>>8579726 (You) #
>Pasta to sauce

I'm so glad you'll never breed.

>>8573601
Can I stick my bellend in those?

>>8573252

>>8573279
Aunt Bessie's potatoes? Bit lazy TBQFH. The Yorkshires are nice though.

>>8579433
>Shart in mart detected

>>8580083
Londonistan Isn't English.

these tasty bastards

>>8573609

generations of inbreeding have completely destroyed their ability to pronounce and properly speak their own language.

It has also led to a significant lack of tastebuds

>>8579705
>>8579715

Thank you, I didn't realize how common it was, The KLF made it seem like a mythical ice cream cone in their works.

>>8583624
arsepained irrelevant northerner detected

bangers and mash are better with chicken sausage. Fuck your tradition, it pairs better with gravy

every one of these dishes is brown and beige, and served in a messy pile with brown sauce drowning it

it's actually astounding

English chips is really good.

Fucking Americans

>>8580083
You typed what you typed, don't try and backtrack now, you autistic shitposter.

>>8583695
So utterly obsessed.

>>8584171
Tastes good, though.

>>8584141
>chicken sausages

What the living fuck is wrong with you? Back to islamistan with you.

>>8584138
Sorry I don't speak Urdu.

>>8584482
Whatever you northern trogs speak, it's definitely not English either way.

>>8584452
chicken makes better sausage than pretty much anything

>disgusting foreigner pronounces it "flay-vow-er"
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>8584492
No Jaquan, there are no white wimminz for you here.

>>8584546
I know there's not. I've seen Bradford. There's more white in a latte.

>>8584561
Why do you think insulting Bradistan is a slight against me? I agree with you on that, it's a shithole.

every fucking roast is a pic of some half arsed microwave kitchen slop this board is fucking jokes

>>8577979
>not wanting sebas-chan's choco curry

>>8584183
Lay's is not British.
0/10

>>8584996
American's being so lazy they renamed Walkers and Marathons

>>8577895
>chip shop brown sauce is watered down with vinegar to stretch it and change the flavour
Miserly Scots at it again!

>>8574657
is that brown sauce? i fucking love those pizzas

>>8574251
Pretty sure I'm taking it hook line and sinker but what the fuck?
>Take her for a fish and chips or a pub meal
>A nice meat pie with mash, veg and gravy
>Toad in the hole
>Sunday roast
>Spam fritters (okay not exactly a meal but a glorious snack)

At least try not to be a failure.

>>8573702
So a Full English actually has regional variations?

>>8576489
what are those two circle things on top of the blood sausage?

>>8580274
calm down you whiny bitch

>>8585466

Looks like potato to me

>>8573252
>>8573668
If you ask me, the only correct way to serve bangers and mash is
>pile of mashed potatoes in the middle of the plate
>sausages neatly arranged on top of the mash
>gravy poured over the whole thing so it fills the space on the plate surrounding the mash pile

>>8577895
>I'm from Scotland, the country in question. I know my fish & chips, and I can tell you now the odds of that being gravy are slim to none. As I mentioned previously, chip shop brown sauce is watered down with vinegar to stretch it and change the flavour, which results in a gravy-like consistency.

Everything about Scotland is shite

>>8585500
I tend to go mash round the outside of plate, bangers in the middle with gravy. Means you have the option of dipping mash in gravy or adding cheese to it

>>8585466
>>8585494
White Pudding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pudding

>>8585500
That's a big image.

>>8584523
I wanna try these, can I get them up tecco?

>>8583745

Top tier taste. Listening to the KLF right now

>>8585595
For you

>>8573631
>>8579741
>>8582446
>>8583681


Aww yes. Brits have always understood the importance of meat in baked goods.

>>8573252
>Go to international store.
>Buy a bunch of Britfag food to see if bad as people say.
>Find out I love the Hell out of it.
>Brexit happens.
>Go back to store.
>Box of frozen meat pies that was nine dollars is now thirty dollars.
>Batshit insane price hikes on everything else.

Fucking Hell, man. Even the package of bangers was now like twelve dollars. Life is suffering. And no, you can't just shove Jimmy Dean sausage links in mashed potatoes for the same thing.

>>8587983
Brexit hasn't actually happened yet though, so I'm surprised by the price hike. I didn't think anything had taken place that would actually influence prices that drastically.

Either way, I'm sorry to hear you've been deprived of glorious British fat and carbs. People mock it for being unrefined and not very aesthetically pleasing, and that's not entirely unjustified, but it's hearty comfort food like nothing else.

>>8584921
Holy shit do the cow's nipples always look like that after a milking? This doesn't look quite normal to me, looks like they hurt the shit out of it.