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8572239 No.8572239 [Reply] [Original]

"I'll just have a couple..."

>> No.8572250

Bro did you just lick your fingers and put them back in the bag?

>> No.8572256 [DELETED] 

>>8572250
I'm going to fuck your sister

>> No.8572288
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>>8572239
"Okay, but I'll just have one."

>> No.8572310

>>8572239
Alright, just leave the lights on while you're at it.

>> No.8572490

>>8572288
300 CALORIES EACH REEEEE

>> No.8572506

>>8572288
of your sister

>> No.8572509

>>8572490
>calories are bad

>> No.8572589

>>8572490
It's 73.

>> No.8572610

>>8572239
20 dollars later

>> No.8572623
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>>8572239
Cool, dude.

I'm just about to have two of these. Just the two

>> No.8572669

>one left
>nut is closed

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>>8572669

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>>8572669

>> No.8572688

Why the fuck are pistachios so expensive

>> No.8572708

>>8572688
Fuck knows.

They seem to grow readily in so many different parts of the world.

I guess all nuts are expensive though. Even peanuts (fuck off legume fags) aren't cheap compared to many other snacks.

>> No.8573219

>>8572708
On a per-calorie basis, they're extremely cheap though. $2 for like 3000 calories.

>> No.8573515

WHERES THE BAG OF DORITOS?

>> No.8574383
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8574383

>another 10,000 mg sodium day

>> No.8574504

>>8572669
>eat the nut

>> No.8574616

I used to steal pistachios from Wegmans. They had them in shell in the nut section, but you could weigh them and print them as vanilla granola, the cheapest item on the list.

Vanilla granola was only 1.35/lb, pistachios were like 7-9.00/lb. So Id get like a 6lb bag for like 7 bucks. You have to use the self check out though. Or a dumb employee/one that didnt give a fuck.

It doesnt work anymore, the self check out always seems to know its not the same item. Or the employees realize. Oh well.

>> No.8576177

>>8574616
You're a nigger, anon.

>> No.8576178

Tim Tams.

>> No.8576181

Cheese curds and shrimp chips, so goddamn good

>> No.8576274
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8576274

ME EAT ONE

>> No.8576279

>>8576177
No, niggers just take the item and make a break for the doors, or walk around shopping for an hour while eating, then dump their cart and leave.

>> No.8576288
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8576288

"Just 3 more and I'm done"

>> No.8576632

>>8576177
Hey, I ate those pistachios with guilt on my shoulders.

I aint paying 5 billion dollars for some pistachios.

>> No.8576636

>>8576632
Thanks for the idea anon, I'll give it a try