/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8567515
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>the way he keeps saying "grease"

wtf america

God bless you, usa

>>8567515
>related videos
>joey's world tour
kek

>>8567533
>dyer's burgers

is this some sort of pun? what the fuck.
>burgers so good you'll die shortly after eating them

>>8567553
LOL good one!

>>8567515
>Burgers that can kill you in one bite
>Fried in oil so pixelated, it looks like Japanese porn
>Prepared by Papa John's retarded cousin

>>8567515
>Sneak in
>Dump the grease
>Business shuts down

>>8567583

>Sneak inside in 1912
>take dump in grease
>retarded owner still uses same shit laden grease 100 years later

>>8567583
>m-muh 91 year old molecules...

>>8567583
>Suck dick (Remember to say no homo)
>Get aids
>Sneak in
>Spit in the grease
>Get a lot in there, bring something like vinegar to get your saliva pores working overtime
>Everybody gets aids

Or is that not how it works?

I've had it up to here with you fat fucking American fucktards clogging up this board with your high fat low quality posting. I wish you'd all just have a fucking heart attack and die. Its something I wish for every day; your toxic food culture is oozing out of your grease trap of a country into every artery of the world.
Small business can't survive under the constant pressure of the Golden Arches. through our eating habits we begin to be like you in almost everyway, we consume it with the same vigour as a Big Mac, the processed fast food ethic of your country has collectively polluted our psyche. So do us all a favour and just fuck off.

>>8567666
SATAN NO

>>8567666
Satanic pasta?

>>8567664
The hot grease will kill the aids. And aids has to be through blood. Kissing someone with aids won't give you aids, however kissing someone with aids when you both have cuts on your mouth will give you aids

>>8567677
Semen carries it to. I don't know if you can absorb it through your mouth tho and your stomach acid would probably destroy it. You best bet is to take a huge poz load in your boipussy.

>>8567572
>Prepared by Papa John's retarded cousin

lost

>>8567553
well america does have a place called the "heart attack grill"

statistically, it's pretty much a certainty that someone has had an actual heart attack there

>>8567854
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/heart-attack-grill-spokesperson-dies-from-heart-attack-owner-says/

lol!

>>8567854
yeah I know, I live in the state where they had that. it closed.

>>8567889
guess that's why. lol

>>8567572
>Fried in oil so pixelated, it looks like Japanese porn

the youtube codec really struggles with deep fried hamburgers for some reason

>>8567515
of course not, that's disgusting.

>>8567666
Fuck off, Eurodevil. What you eat is your own fault, stop blaming America for everything.

>>8567515
OBESE
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>>8567515
>no lettuce or tomatoe

That's fucking awful. No way. I'd take a donut burger over that.

>>8567548
>he really doesn't know youtube suggestions are based on your IP's watch history

>>8567515
That white-haired guy at the three-minute mark? My Ph.D advisor. Enough internet for me for the day.

>>8567515
>Is this the most American way to cook a hamburger?
Never seen it, not even once. Stupid idea. It's not getting contact for browning. It's just crisping up in oil. No flavor in that.

>>8567572

it's the most disgusting, yes

>>8567515
>Too lazy to drain grease, eventually gets passed off as tradition
>Won't disclose secret recipe, probably because someone's nutted in it and they're too worried about tradition to get rid of it
>Guy in the video looks and sounds like he's someone's bruncle

>>8567515
>american way to skillet a burger

Fuck no. A very light coating of oil, like a paper towel wetted and rubbed on the surface, or none at all. Don't be retarded. It isn't fried chicken.

>>8571028

for realz?

fucking hell

the GREASE literally gets a police escort when it moves

skip to 3:00
https://youtu.be/EiIVhzIq-PQ?t=182

>>8571279
KFC does similar publicity shit, like when they "had" to transport their secret recipe under all this extra security and shit.

Congratulations on being stupid enough to fall for it. Do you like all fake news?

>>8567515
>Massive cast iron pan in a diner used for frying burgers and shit

God imagine the seasoning on that bastard

>>8567528
guhreese, vitamin g

>>8571294
>muh fake news

>>8567524
>OBSSESED
Is this the most American way to spell "Obsessed?"

>>8571333
only in tennessee

>>8571294
i hate this type of PR stunt