/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>8548567
now let's see you nude slut

>>8548564
>>8548567

That's a mandarin, you dumb bitch. Show tits now please.

Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female /ck/er, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen,

Wee segment

>>8548610

I'd segment your wee, if you know what I mean...

absolutely teensy

>SEIKO
Good taste, m'lady
Too many maidens of the fairer sex use fashion watches like Daniel Wellington and Michael Kors

do you still look the same borneo

>>8548650
havent aged a day

>>8548640
i use the Seiko alarm clocks too

>shilling for Seiko

smorange

>>8548715
sweetest oranges ive ever had

Is it really an orange, though
I mean, these are all mandarins
Mandarins aren't oranges per say, right?

>>8548855
>per say
Retard.

>>8548855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_orange

>>8548564
No that's a Kumquat.

they're a chinese variety called cherry orange

>it's an OP is overweight but takes pictures of his hands anyway thread

>>8548967
>it's an anon fresh out of reddit that doesn't know borneo post

>>8548967
>he
Lurk moar, faggot.

>>8548650
Back to /mu/ borkfag

>>8548967
imagine how triggered this anon will get when he finds out its a ICKY GRILL REEEEEEEE

>>8548974
>>8549011
>implying I assume genders
>impling I didn't use "he" as a catch-all term
I admit, I should have used xe, I was in the wrong.

the amount of low quality shitposts in this thread really is disturbing

>>8549148
Thanks for helping improve the quality, you piece of shit.

>>8548996
what?

>>8548650
What a stupid bitch... there isn't 19 months.

>>8549258
I know right? And the orientals are supposed to be smarter than us, lol

>>8549041
The problem is that you didn't know who borneo is

>>8548996
What's a borkfag? I'm just a regular fag I think

go back to the rock restaurant

>>8548610

I've got a wee segment of meat just for you bby.

>>8550455
I'd love to but I no longer live in Englando. One day... I will return for you my love...

I miss her anon ;-;

>>8550455
Can cats eat pasta?

I will never eat tiny fruit out of Bjork's hand

;__;

>>8550644

>tfw borneo got an engineering degree and moved backed to an island nation with her flat feet and bunions that still runs on palm fronds and abnormal fruit

>tfw I'll never have a fancy dinner with Borneo

>>8551445

>tfw just a few blocks away from borneo when she ate fast food fries before going out to alinia
>got sent hand picked chocolate and cured fish snacks a few months later with a nice hand written note

;]

Is that a kishu mandarin?

When I was in Nepal the people would snack on these extremely small but fragrant oranges- seriously they were the best smelling and tasting oranges I've ever had. I compare the scent to candy. No joke it was heavenly.

>>8551367

no, pasta sauce is poison to them and will cause potentially lethal blood thinning problems.

>>8548564
>>8548567
>>8548610
>>8548639

You're fat.

>>8552029
Owned!!!! Lmao XD

>>8551421
Its a good life

>>8551487
I'm eating those dried fish snacks rn

>>8551757
>>8551765
This variety is called cherry orange I believe. Very sweet and fragrant. I love them.

#triggered
>moderate oranreg

>wa la

joocy

phwoar

>>8552173

>reddit

kys

>>8552230
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>>8552215
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>>8552210
nice oranregs 10/10

>>8552280
>>8552280
breddy gud xddd

>>8552230
cheers lad

Could someone fill me in on Borneo? Been lurking for a while but haven't seen anything on her.

>>8552342
here's a quick rundown

>>8552348
looks like a dude

>>8552348
Cute desu

>>8552855
normal for azns. not dudely at all

>>8552348
oh man thats my bedroom from like 4 years ago

>>8552348
>raw egg

Why are you faggots replying to this reddit thread? Just because she's a girl?

>small orange in r/pics
>2 upvotes :(
>"i know, I'll post it on /ck/! those lonely fucks are sure to give me the attention I crave"

why do you miss england it's fucking terrible here, i'm moving to florida to work on air conditioners and wear jorts all day

>>8552348
my mum and dad have those same bowls

Tell me about this meme /ck/ I'm only here like once a month.

>>8552436

>/ck/ bingo

Fuck, this place used to be so much better not that long ago...

>>8552620
I miss being able to get around easily without needing a car. I could just nip down to the shop and be back in 10 mins if I was missing anything for a recipe or had cravings for something but in murrica I have to plan everything around the big weekly shop after which you trudge back with massive bags of grocery. People make fun of Brit food but the produce is legit higher quality and cheaper over there.
My original comment was regarding a specific restaurant, but I do miss certain things about englando.

Watch out for crocs, you rock those jorts!

>>8552622
They're cheap and good ay

>>8552642
Be the change you want to see! Make OC even if its dumb and silly!

>>8552173
http://www.citrusvariety.ucr.edu/citrus/kishu.html

For anyone who wants to grow a tree of it in the USA official variety name is kishu seedless (Citrus kinokuni mukakukishu). The marketing name in supermarket is cherry orange.

I recognized the fruit because i grow some at home. The tree is a natural dwarf and compact. The fruit is of excellent quatity and seedless. It is extremely easy to peel. The tree is heavy bearing and precocious. The small size of the fruit makes it great for kids as a snack. The fruit hangs on the tree for a long time and can be eaten over course of a couple of months. Excellent tree for any one who is interested in growing citrus. Make sure you live in a frost free environment.

If you do live in a place where you get the occasional light frost the owari satsuma might be a better choice in madarins.

>>8552642
>Fuck, this place used to be so much better not that long ago...
Not really. It's called nostalgia goggles

>>8553071
Oh shit dyou reckon I can grow that on a small apartment balcony in a pot? I've been looking up fruits that can grow in a small space and so far I only have strawberries.

Thanks for the extra info!

>>8553208
It depends if your climate and general area is suitable for citrus. I have seen trees kept very small through pruning. I reckon a 10 gallon container might be sufficient. Comtainer growing citrus needs a special citrus mix used with great success named Al's Gritty Mix. As far as i know it has to be made. The ratio of ingredients is online. Must be watered daily because the mix is so well drained.

>>8553208
ayo my aunt grows a tangerines tree in a pot and we're in New England. it's a running joke at Christmas, but she does get a few fruits per year from it. totally possible .

>>8548610
>that hand
This a nigga right here fellas

>>8553431
Does she have special lights for winter. I would guess she brings the pot from inside during winter.

>>8553208

Small lemon tree ?

>>8552342
minor gourmand, posts excellent photos of full course Michelin star dinners from time to time, super chill, can actually cook, zero drama, actually funny.

>>8553651
You forgot to mention qt3.14 and my future waifu with whom I will have many healthy babies due to her penchant for drinking raw eggs, an excellent source of many essential nutrients

>>8552944
will you marry me?

>>8553460
no special lights, it comes inside around September and goes on the porch about May.

She could probably get more fruit out of it but she grew it from a seed from a store bought orange as a kind of joke, it's not for the fruit

>>8548564
Small Onion

>>8548564
hi /s4s/

>>8548855
no, they're Chinese

>>8552348
you disgust me

>>8553838
If she ever did want to get quality fruit she would have to bud a good variety and use the existing tree as rootstock. And she would also need the type of lights people buy to grow weed in their closet.

>>8548974
Time to kill yourself sjw cuck

>>8554035
Time to fuck off back to your safe space faggot.
>>>/pol/

>>8553238
>>8553431
>>8553562
Doesn't sound like I have enough space to make it efficient. Will keep in mind for the futuer though, id love to have a small producing garden

>>8553838
thats adorable
i thought seeds from commercial fruits would be sterile

>>8553651
woah woah woah you can't say nice things here its a sekrit club no girls allowed

>>8553870
nice try Mister Shallot

>>8548564
Best "small orange" is of course the calamondin, which feature a very sweet peel that has no pith, but tart juice on the same scale of tartness as a key lime. If you eat one, you just chomp it peel and all, and you get a sweet-tart balance. But, if you juice them (I just toss them whole into the blender after a quick seed check, well, then you can make better-than-key-lime pie with the pulpy, zesty juice with peel.

Best served frozen

>>8548564
>small orange
>1.72mb image
4chan is poor as fuck why would you upload such a huge file?

huge spinach leaf in my bag of baby spinach

>>8555147
GODDAM thats impressive
what are you gonna do with it?

>>8555123
gomenasai Hiro-chan

>>8555023
>>8555019
that looks really good, never seen it before but ill keep my eyes 'peeled'

Are we just not going to talk about the yuri at all?

Really? We're just going to let that slide for some kawaii orenji pics?

>>8554033
>>8553238

are you the Fruitfag that posted the other thread on fruit trees?

good info my dude. thanks for 'butin

>>8555262
Yes.

>>8555164
It's not impressive at all. Have you ever grown spinach and let it mature?

>>8555246
SHUSH

>>8555292
I have not. That is honestly the biggest spinach leaf I've seen in my life.

>>8555493

Hey Borneo, I finally got the opportunity to try those cotton candy grapes you were going on about.

It made me remember that cotton candy is gross.

>>8555527
haha awww
their brix content is really high so they're much sweeter than normal, I can see how some people might not like that

if you like grapes you could try moon drops or gum drops, they're produced by the same growers and have more complex aromas
I got a bag for my mum and now she loves moon drops

>>8555575

They had the moon drops at the same store but they were really expensive.

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>>8555595
hm the times ive seen it they were both priced the same

>>8555792
why does china make the best homos

>>8555980

IDK but the basketball arc has me super distressed, not sure I can even continue

>>8555019
>calamondin

never heard of it, b4 thanks /ck/

I'll post my tangelos tomorrow

>>8552021
Uh oh

>>8556124
EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

>>8556133
Never heard of those, are they a tangerine pomelo cross?

Video about this particular tree.

https://youtu.be/9PO-EnDjEfs

>>8555292
it's impressive because it's "baby" spinach

>>8552944
At least you don't need to wrangle a bunch of people to get your groceries. Every few weeks i have to get my 3 roomates to go shopping with me or else we can't buy any good produce. Since i own the car i could feasibly just go myself, but that would fucking destroy my credit card bill and they'd eat my food and never pay me. They do clean the apartment tho.

>>8556743

yes, exactly! They are only ripe twice a year so they can be hard to find, but ohhh they are yummy.

they peel really easily and they are very sweet but also tart and lemony.

>>8556133
>>8558652

Calamodin seems to be a natural kumquat cross.

Tangelos are usually a cross between mandarin and grapefruits.

>>8557002
that's cool, dont think I can fit that on my dinky little balcony sadly

>>8557425
You should get them to pay you a certain amount for a share of the groceries and you can just do it yourself. I don't have a car so I walk/pub transport. It ain't pretty.

>>8558652
that sounds really nice, will definitely get some if i see em