/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8524530
LOL PBR is sooooo hipster I CAN"T EVEN!!!!

but seriously, want to be hipster with me??

>>8524546

PBR was hipster like 15 years ago...

>>8524551
Oh thanks friend. I didn't want to not be hip, which was the point of my reply.

>>8524530
Wrong!!!

>>8524530
> Entire wardrobe purchased from Bass Pro Shop

>>8524530
PBR is not a good white trash detector. More reliable indicators would be: Kraft Dinner, Ro-Tel tomatoes, Betty Crocker anything, Hamburger Helper, tuna casseroles, and salads made with mayo, vinegar and sugar or Jell-O. Also sloppy Joe's and sausage gravy. And biscuits.

>>8524530
>PBR
>white trash
Welcome to 4chan grandpa.

PBR is good as fuck, faggot. I drink a six pack of it every day and live in a mansion

Thinks pic related is "fine dining".

>>8524530
WOAHHHH lol REDNECKS even white people can be wrong sometimes... woahhhhh

>>8524530
>pbr
>redneck

you flyovers are always wrong

>>8524610

Don't talk shit about biscuits! I will fucking stab you!

>>8524610
These. Also pic related.

>>8524530
>>8524537
People that think this matters

>>8524530
i like pbr because it's cheap and tastes okay.
im also asian

>>8524619
Been here since 2005. Long before /pol/ changed the nature of the conversation.

>>8524530
People's Beer of Richmond faggot
Get fucked road narbonne

>>8524701
If you weren't a lying faggot you would have referenced the cesspool that was /n/

I'm Irish and Arabian but people tell me I'm pretty "white trash" in my lifestyle and live in a pretty white trash neighborhood and I can tell you nobody but hipsters and like punk rockers drinks PBR I used to for like a week but I discovered Rolling Rock is a lot better for not that much more expense but honestly most white trash folks drink Bud Light like 90 percent of the time

pbr is pretty standard for any college town. 10.99 a 12 pack, 2.25 for a 32 oz at a gas station. supplement that with some shooters or a half pint and you're set.

Does stupid college student with 20 bucks and his dad's credit card count as white trash now, because every college party I've ever been to (count two, not counting ones me of my friends have thrown) mainly use either this shit, bud lite, or fucking flavored vodkas as their main source of alcohol.

>>8524628
Same with olive garden

>>8524653
>oscar mayer
We can go lower than that, anon.

>>8524637
maybe op means pleb instead

>>8524530

>>8524530
PBR is alright for making beer bread (when you can't find Schlitz, that is)

pleb for sure

those "cheese singles" count too

>>8524530
PBR is great if you want to get drunk and don't want to pay very much.

A six pack of those tallboys goes for like $5.80 at my local grocery store. It's not great beer but sometimes I just want to get wasted.

>>8524610
>Kraft Dinner

canacuck detected

It's called Kraft Macaroni and Cheese here in the country that actually matters.

>>8525093
>the cesspool that was /n/
Never hung there. My home board was /b/ from 2005-2010, and has been here since.
>>8526004
>canacuck detected
I lived there for a few years, but am a US citizen currently living in the US. Didn't realize the difference in the name of the stuff because it's not something I ever buy. Generally I avoid prefab food.

>>8526004
>country that matters
>elects a retard

>>8525187
:^)

>>8526114
Surely no one actually thinks that is fine dining

>>8526127
Plenty of people think it's fancy enough for them.

>>8526096
>truedoe

>>8525187
>Be me
>Used to Live in Yuma, Arizona
>Olive garden was the fanciest restaurant we had.
I live in Phoenix now and we have actual fancy places here

>>8525237
yikes

>>8524563
Busch Light is awesome! fuck you

>>8524530

>>8525105
Like really, like that's weird, like don't they get like drunk all the time.

Lunch is served.

Southerner here. Insult all the typical redneck shit all you want, but don't you dare talk shit about grits or biscuits with sausage gravy.

>>8526096
I didn't vote for him, twinkletoes.

>>8526431
Texan here, fuck grits.

>>8526441
Fuck you. I can't stay mad at Texas, but for now, fuck you.

>>8526495
also putting pic related on everything

>>8526495
>mayonnaise? Wouldn't touch the stuff, it's poor people food
>this hollandaise sauce is simply divine! So classy!

>>8526543
>miracle whip
>mayonnaise

>>8524610
This is good stuff

>>8524653
Sometimes

>>8525237
There's no point, the Oscar Meyer is cheap enough that shit just comes in smaller packs (and is worse)

>>8525972
>not Sharp Chedder
Original is too bland, even for midwestern cuisine

>>8526495
Miracle Whip IS better than mayo in most applications

>>8525105
What is punctuation, am I right?

>>8524530
>detectors
You mean indicators you illiterate mong.

>>8525237
>only the best is branded Bar-S
>product is branded BAR
> S
what did they mean by this?

>>8526626
Bologna of any sort in the fridge is a giveaway. So are bread and butter pickles, Kraft Parmesan cheese, any drink made from a powdered mix, grape jelly and a bottle of concentrated lemon juice.

>>8526148
And it probably is

>>8526856
>bread and butter pickles
>grape jelly

what?

>>8524530
Its an "ok" macrobrew beer, probably gonna either pick up that or yeungling for sunday. I dont get the hate here for it, but then again its /ck/ and my opinion is bad

>>8524530

Delete this

>>8526431
nah, GA here, fuck grits, cream of wheat is the better hot cereal

>>8526856
I have every one of those things except the kool aid is usually made one water bottle at a time from the milo style squeezers

>>8525089
Literal flyover

>>8526001
>96 FL. OZ. of 4.7% ABV Beer
>Getting drunk.

No way, Jose.

>>8527079
kek. If you're 13 years old you might get a buzz.

>>8525237
I can taste the poverty through the screen

>>8527079
>>8527139

Meh, I drink 750ml-1000ml of whiskey a day and could still get a bit drunk off of that if I drank it all in about 2 hours

>>8527146
>750ml-1000ml of whiskey a day

>>8526377
Is a car a meal?

>all these hard cunts who cant get drunk off beer

you can lie to yourselves but you cant lie to me

>>8528809
It's not a matter of being a hard cunt, it's a matter of not being a fat piece of shit used to bloating their disgusting gut out with so much liquid that heavy.

OP was right about it being a pleb white trash detector.

>>8528856

Stretching the stomach is actually easier for a skinny person because the fat belt doesn't stretch.

>>8524530
Hey fuck you mate, PBR is GOAT tier. Seriously better than any Aussie macrobrew I've ever tried.

>>8528867

mate

>>8524563
Grew up in a rural area and can confirm. My dad always told me that people who drink Busch are most likely an asshole.

>>8528866
Except it's harder for a skinny person because they're not fat pieces of shit that eat like a glutton every day.

>>8528877

Yeah but it isn't, the best competitive eaters aren't fat.

>>8528881
And?
Unless you're a competative eater that doesn't fucking apply.

If you're used to filling your stomach with more shit your stomach will take more shit. As someone who used to be a fat shit and slimmed down this is absolutely true

>>8528884

You're retarded.

>>8526626
>There's no point
Nonsense

>>8526087
Once a leaf always a leaf.

>>8525965
If you can get your hands on Shiner Holiday Cheer, it makes very tasty beer bread.

>>8526431
Texas/Loui swinger.
Marry me. Pic related is my comfort food, especially when I'm sick with a sore throat.

>>8529034
Crap, forgot pic
>>8529025
My nigga

>>8524530
https://youtu.be/nGSN7JVg1yQ

>>8524537
As if he didn't put ketchup on that!

>>8526096
>Too big of pussies to demand your freedom from an oppressive government.
Keep trying Canadafags

>>8529037
this is the only acceptable way for grits to be consumed

>>8528979
I-I'm scared. What is this

>>8526207

>Olive garden was the fanciest restaurant we had.

>Yuma

That sounds about right. Olive Garden is okay in a pinch but I wouldn't take a date there and call it "fancy" by any stretch of the imagination

>>8525967

That looks like a Wal-Mart in central PA.

>older whites
>poor whites
>no joy to be seen

>>8528979

That looks horrifying. Is that from Dollar Tree or Family Dollar?

>>8524653
I've been craving a nice bologna and mustard sandwich for the last fourteen years, but the inherent shame I feel when I imagine walking through the store with that trash in my basket keeps me in check.

Looks like it's turkey again... Sigh...

>>8528979
Spice loaf isn't fucking bologna you goddamn coastie

>>8529249
>>8529256
Oscar Meyer bologna is a smooth, mild lunch meat. Spice loaf has distinct variation in texture and seasoning.

Pic related my local variety. Farm to sack in 3 days.

>>8526431
GA here, grits are trash

>>8529320
Turkey, swiss, bean sprouts, mayo, & mustard is a top sandwich. In fact, you can just ditch lettuce on sandwiches entirely if you have bean sprouts.

>>8524563
I drink 6-8 of these every night....19.99 a 30 pack cant beat it

>>8524610
>sausage gravy
>biscuits
>not just good eatin'

Shut the fuck up

>>8526856
>using parmesan ever
>not pecorino romano

Confirmed for never having made decent Italian food

>>8524610
fuck you, you say that don't make your mouth water your a liar and a faggot

>>8529628
Lots of trashy stuff is delicious. Just because you're poor doesn't mean you're not eating delicious food. The poor and the rich are always the ones eating the delicious stuff. It's the middle class that fucks things up by worrying about priorities other than taste, like food fads and phobias, nutrition and fear of getting fat.

>>8526207
i put the roof on that restaurant

>>8524551
Which makes it even more hipster now.
I've got good taste, but still elect to drink PBR because it's funny and uncool.

>>8529607
The ABV is so low, you could drink half as many non-lite beers and save more money. So, yeah, you can definitely beat it.

>>8529700
Why would I want to drink half as many?

>>8524530
That broccoli and cheese side dish

>>8526626
miracle whip is goblin semen

>>8529711
Well, are you drinking it to save money or to get drunk?
Because there are ways to get drunker or ways to spend less money or ways to drink better tasting beer. Busch Lite is something people drink because they think it's healthier or cheaper but, like you, end up drinking a dozen at a time because it's not getting them drunk and because it's so cheap. I just don't understand why you're not drinking a non-lite beer, drinking half as many, and saving money while actually drinking a decent drink.

>inb4 TASTE IS SUBJECTIVE I ACTUALLY LIKE BUSCH LITE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
yeah okay, enjoy being a retard and making sub-optimal life choices

>>8529077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FpNQcY0db4

in all seriousness pbr is half decent in my opinion

>>8524563 this is always true tho

>>8524626
>I drink a six pack of it every day

>>8528873
I recently moved to London from SA and I think that Coopers put the roo on the neck of the bottle only for overseas exports. I can't quite recall though so can anyone confirm? Just something that struck me as odd when I saw a bottle here.

>>8529714
Nice reference, breakfast cereal man

>>8526207
>mfw you're outclassed by Socorro, NM

>>8528979
What the actual shit is this?

>>8524530
Having "supper" consist of hotdogs, canned corn, and Kraft macaroni and cheese.

>>8529331
Bottom of the barrel regardless of what type of meat it's made from. Which is sort of the point of this thread, right?

>>8528886
>you're retarded for being right
>i will defend being a fat cunt and bash on skinny people
>sk-skinny people get fat faster, its harder for fat people to get fat cause there is already such a fat layer preventing stretching
>tries to belittle skinny people by stating he is already fat therefore is less likely to gain weight drinking beer
>probably drinks beer all the time and is fat due to this reason
>thinks this an actual argument, let alone makes any sort of sense
You're retarded

>>8529734
I used to drink a dozen spotted cows, then a dozen high lifes, now a dozen busch lights. It might not be cheaper abv, but it's about 2/3 a beer in terms of abv and calories, so I guess it's an improvement.

>>8524610
>sloppy joes
>sausage gravy

fite me

>>8532388
They're both made from the same kind of meat, coastie. Yes, meat loafs are made from a combination of trimmings and organ meat and are less expensive than steak. Do you have anything to actually add or..?

>>8524530
that's not bud light you dumb faggot

>>8532763
They're trashy dishes. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy them. We all have our trashy indulgences.

The best beer is King Cobra.

>>8524628
The only reason to ever enter a Red Lobster is to eat hundreds of shrimp during Endless Shrimp after a day or two of fasting. You have to feel fucking disgusted with yourself afterwards or you didn't eat enough.

>>8532956
>You have to feel fucking disgusted with yourself afterwards or you didn't eat enough.
This is the kind of attitude human garbage has toward food. Congrats on the trashiest post ITT!

>>8532975
Only when it's all you can eat at a chain restaurant.

>>8532977
what are those two parking spots with the vaguely gendered stick figures next to a wheelbarrow with a severed head in it

>>8532977

But they do fantastic wines.

>>8526626
>bass turned all the way down
>treble all the way up

What's going on with the EQ settings on that car stereo?

>>8532979
>all you can eat at a chain restaurant.
As I said, human garbage.

>>8532984
it's how patricians listen to music

>>8532981
>what are those two parking spots with the vaguely gendered stick figures next to a wheelbarrow with a severed head in it

>>8532986
Don't speak to me like that, please.

>>8532987
Patricians listen to music with a flat EQ, and if anything the slightest upper mid presence rise so they can hear it clearly at low volumes.

>>8532987
I, too, enjoy simulating the sound of music played inside a tin can.

>>8532994
it sounds like music played over the mall intercom

very 80s aesthetic

>>8532989
If you respond to the clarion call of all you can eat you value quantity over quality, and take pleasure in gluttony to maximize muh money's worth. That is textbook trashy behavior. You may as well be driving a pickup truck without a muffler drunk while smoking generic cigarettes.

>>8529331
>has no idea what bologna is

>>8524610
>sausage gravy
>trash
That shit's the best breakfast money can buy.

>>8533000
And a bull nutsack hanging from the trailer hitch, a confederate flag painted on the back window and a mounted gunrack.

Honestly
The restaurant golden corral

>>8533024
>confederate flag painted on the back window and a mounted gunrack
Optional equipment, as this kind of trash extends beyond open carry and former Confederate states. The nutsack is a nice touch, though.
>>8533033
And Waffle House, Denny's and Cracker Barrel.

this
mountain dew
doritos

>>8533015
As I said before just because something is delicious doesn't mean it isn't totally trashy. A chili dog is delicious, but it's trashy as fuck.

>>8532977
>hating on LIDL yoguhrt

I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

>>8526431
I would like to buy you a pubsub and some publix sweet tea, my good man
>>8526441
>>8527034
>>8529342
as for you cunts, clearly you're never had some good cheesy grits

>>8524546
Some people just get the cheapest beer.

>>8526161
>Trudeau

>>8533072
So much this.
Also "fat free" or "low fat" anything.

>>8524530
Middle class hipsters larping as white trash.
FIFY

>>8524610
Tuna casseroles and Jello is pretty middle class and biscuits and gravy are a southern staple. But I guess you must come from Beverly Hills or something.

>>8524563
step up your shit game

>>8524628
nigger tier

>>8533580

You're at LEAST five years behind the time now. PBR is just "Beer" now. It's a stock-photo of beer. It's not for rednecks (whoever earlier in the thread said "welcome to 4chan, grandpa" to the guy calling it redneck swill fucking nailed it) and it's not even for hipsters anymore. It's just fuckin' beer.

White trash? Pfft! White trash have the kind of shit you can't put market labels on. You know, the barely appetizing food they peddle at food wholesalers. Those of you who went to public school remember those rectangular pizzas right? Imagine shit like that. Shit you can buy for pennies on the dollar in bulk. These are not wealthy people. They're lucky to afford Pabst Blue Ribbon.

>>8533580
Ahahahaha
Do you wish that or think that?

>>8533614
Tuna cassoroles is garbage tier """food""" how can anyone enjoy that shit?

Pabst went full circle and is a classy hipster brew now popular amongst yuppies

>>8533882
That's not grizzly wintergreen

this whole thread is my family and relatives. please leave us poor white folk alone

If you had these in your school lunch there was 90% chance your parents didn't really love you

>>8532993
You tune the sound system to make it flat you uncultured fuck

>>8534531
Or, there's a 90% chance you grew up in the 90s before the health food craze swept the nation and had parents who were generally uneducated as fuck about nutrition.

My parents loved me and meant well, but they didn't have an internet connection until I was 9 or 10. Recipes and info were way harder to come by.

>>8533012
In the US, bologna cannot legally have visible flecks of lard.

>>8534386
Well you got the tuna plus you got the noodles. You got your canned vegetable medley, mushroom soup concentrate maybe some french fried onions on top. What's not to like?

>>8534773
That would make it mortadella

>>8534776
>What's not to like?

>>canned tuna
only fit for cat food

>>canned vegetables
overcooked to fuck and back

>>soup concentrate
do I really have to explain why that stuff is awful?

There is nothing at all appealing about dumping a bunch of already overcooked slop into a dish and then overcooking it some more. It seems like those 1950's cringe recipes from the back of cans or in magazines

>>8533511
Disgusting

>>8524530
>pleb, white trash and redneck detectors

>>8524610
>sausage gravy
get out

>>8526122

That's called Field Spaghetti. US Army approved way of making it if all you've got is pasta and random condiments.

Once saw a guy do it with mustard, mayo, and tabasco.

>>8524530
The only time i drink that is when I'm out at a show a they don't have Rainier beer but i don't want to spend more that 30 drinking at the show.

>>8536564
Cold jager when going innawoods is god tier, get fucked.

>>8534438
Grizzly WinterGreen is great you little shit.
You should say
>Peach Skoal.

>>8526122

>>8536895

>field spaget

>>8526415
stop it

I SAID STOP IT

any form of tobacco use what so ever

>>8529766
it's called alcoholism and most of this board suffers from it

>>8536899
Grandma made this all the time. Seems like one of those wacky 70s cassaroles but it's a solid comfort food

>>8526431
Georgia fag. Go fuck youself and that "muh Southern pride" you've got.

Shit taste like that you're probably some nigger from Louisianna.

>>8532289

Holy fuck that place is the shit

I used to love going there for a calzone and a craft cream soda, as a kid that was my steak and whiskey. I haven't been in over a decade. I hope they're still doing well.

This, Vienna Sausages

>>8524530
I legitimately enjoy the taste of PBR you cock sucking mongrel.

>>8526495
European here...
What the fuck is that?

>>8537817
It is a mystery.

t. American

>>8537807
shaking that well as intructed by the packaging seems like a disaster waiting to happen

>>8537814
I'm literally drinking PBR right now.
Shit's delish yo.

>>8526372
Nigger or redneck trash?

>>8524653
Fried bologna sandwich! Tastes like hot dogs!

>>8536899

Tatertot casserole is great. Fight me cunt.

>>8537753
You seem like a dumb redneck yourself

Bud Light is definitely the most popular redneck beer.

Is it just me, or does PBR taste exactly the same as Budweiser?

Yuengling is the best cheap beer, it's the same price as Budweiser but actually tastes pretty good.

And Coors Light is apparently the 2nd most popular beer in America, I'm surprised because it seems like even people who drink Macros think it's pisswater. I don't even see that many people drink it in real life.

>>8538131
all beer tastes the same

>>8538285
Not true at all. I drink beer all the time and the flavors vary a lot. But I think the American macros taste pretty similar.

>>8538290
its all bitter water

>>8538291

that's just dishonest

Poll: What's the best, cheap shitty macro brew?

>>8538312

PBR is definitely low-tier but of all the low-tier beers it's top of the list.

>>8538328
I think Miller High Life is better, when it's not skunked at least.

>>8538312
made a poll because you're too dum to

http://www.strawpoll.me/12265701

>>8538330
Heineken and Corona aren't cheap or American. Heineken is my favorite beer on that list but I can't pick it.

>>8538330

It's because there are too many cheap low end burrs to list off and remain practical. Just asking /ck/ what they like is a much better means of reaching conclusivity.

>>8538336
k...it's still a shitty macrobrew is it not?

>>8538342

Heineken is halfway decent, actually.

>>8538341
this.

>>8538342
Yes, but it's not in the same spirit as Budweiser and Coors. You won't see too many of these at a redneck gathering.

>>8538341
>implying you wont check the strawpoll results

>>8538345

I-It's not like I'm curious or anything, b-baka.

>>8538343
I think it's a great beer to drink several of, especially when you get bottles that aren't skunked.

It's my go to pregame beer

>>8524566
fuckin nah. that place is too expensive to buy anything but work clothes and hunting gear... occasionally. and only overalls and boots.

>>8533033
this!

>>8533033

only went 3 times in my life and got food poising all times

>>8538408
>somehow got food poisoning every time you ate at Golden Corral
>three times

>>8526431
That shit's trash food.
Fuck off, the overwhelming majority of southerners are trash.

>>8538422
>this entire post
Not even Southern, but damn you sure are stupid.

>>8528867
CRACK OPEN A VB

>>8538432
>Not even Southern
That's why you don't know that the south is a shithole

>>8529320
fag

>>8525089
>road narbonne
what