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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>>8514679

>> No.8514688

>>8514673
that's the movie about the guy with three daughters, right?

>> No.8514707

>>8514673
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.8514837

>>8514828
cancer

>> No.8514845

>>8514673
Comfy. Almost makes me want to watch the movie.

>> No.8514927

>>8514845
I think someone told me it was one of the only cooking scene in the movie but then again they also told me the movie was great anyways.

>> No.8514993

>>8514828
This is what happens when you let little kids cook alone in the kitchen.

>> No.8514997

>>8514993
When did the cooking part happen?

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>>8514997

There are cooked things in there I think.

>> No.8515008

>>8514707
>Grilled cheese infused with vodka

So gross.

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>>8515638
>nuked steak
>at all tasty

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>> No.8515649

>>8515643
You're against ovens?

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>>8515005
>>8514828

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>>8514673

>> No.8515658

>>8515645
>>8515638
What does "Tasty" show young dumb fucks that isn't laden with fat and carbs?

>> No.8515660

>>8515649
In against baking steaks

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>>8515658
A bizarre reliance on muffin trays

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>>8515663
>Can be bothered to make hollandaise
>Can't be bothered to poach an egg in the water you already have boiling to make the hollandaise

>> No.8515667

>>8515663
>that poor excuse of ham and egg

>> No.8515670
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>> No.8515675

>>8515638

Only Americans are able to fuck up food like this

>> No.8515676

>>8515670
disgusting

>> No.8515704

>>8515638

fukin kekd when the cream cheese came up

>> No.8515883

>>8515658
>Laden with fat
Fat is the good stuff. The carbs are the bad.

>> No.8516073

>>8514927

nah there's a shitload of cooking. it's definitely the most extensive uninterrupted one though.

the movie is a very well written family drama with lovely music. would recommend to watch with girl.

>> No.8516079

>>8515638

>putting the garlic in before the mushrooms

WHY

>> No.8516083

>>8515883

neither are 'the bad' you dunce. why does there always need to be a scapegoat nutrient. you aren't fat because of carbs.

>> No.8516187

>>8516083
Oh yeah? I think you're wrong. But I'm not gonna prove it to you because you've come out swinging like a cunt and revealed yourself clearly. If I posted a youtube video with sited sources you would probably just reply
>basing your beliefs off a freaking youtube video

Basically, stay salty and skinnyfat.

>> No.8516201

>>8516187
*cited

If you don't want people to make fun of you for basing your beliefs off of youtube videos then do not do that thing.

>> No.8516208

>>8516201
That's one option. Another, better option, is just not to talk to cunts with prescriptivist attitudes about what are acceptable modes of information gathering.

>> No.8516234

>>8516208
>prescriptivist attitudes

You are way too smart for this board.

>> No.8516239

>>8516234
Stand back, he's watched a lot of youtube

>> No.8516251

>>8516079
So the oil take on the garlic flavor and the garlic won't be undercooked?

>> No.8516351

>>8515005
there's like zero food in that. it's all just sauces and junk and rice

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>>8515650

Accurate.

>> No.8516413

>>8516366
Is that a Hispanic bloody mary?

>> No.8516421

>>8514828
where do you find a place like this?

>> No.8516432

>>8515666
you know what i bet that is good as fuck

>> No.8516434

>>8516421
Mexico-land.

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>>8516421

Mexico.

>> No.8516526

>>8515670
If that ended with the TASTY screen at the end it would be perfect

>>8515676
>not knowing parody when you see it

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>> No.8516596

>>8516591

Did she died?

>> No.8516601

>>8516591
I don't get it, did he or she died?
Was she ever alive?

>> No.8516636

>>8515645
Thinking about eating this, and most shit from Tasty videos, makes me sick to my stomach

>> No.8516649

>>8515638
>get a camera that can record in 1080 and use good lighting
>Make mediocre food that uses insane amount of cheese
>add more cheese
done

>> No.8516682

>>8516591
Just because there is a fucking cake does not mean you can depress us with this shit anon. You know there are fucking alcoholics on this board that are probably going to start drinking because of this shit.

>> No.8516697

>>8516682
Yeah, we need something that can warn us before we click on anything! What does Tumblr use? Trigger-warning? I like the sound of that.

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>>8516697
Or you know that thing called a..spoiler

>> No.8517198 [DELETED] 

>>8515660
Rich fancy steaks are thick and after searing require something like an oven to cook even to rare. Aint you fucking paid attention to any fucking cooking show ever? Leave this board.

>> No.8517199

>>8514673
What movie is that?

>> No.8517257

>>8517199
eat drink man woman

>> No.8517423

>>8517257
Thanks!

>> No.8517467

>>8515675
OBSESSED

>> No.8517634

>>8516950
Faggot

>> No.8517672

>>8515638
looks good af desu. Now please cry more about how it violates the sacred flavor of the steak or whatever it is you autists are bitching about

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>> No.8517710

>>8514688

Yeah, eat drink man woman

>> No.8517715

>>8514845
>>8514927
>>8516073

There's a lot of cooking in the movie, it's a story of a retired chef and his three adult daughters who all have their different lives but they always eat dinner together every week.

It's actually not as stupid as it sounds

>> No.8517777

>>8516596
>>8516601
>>8516682

It's a Thai public service announcement that someone apparently cut the beginning and end off of

Yes she makes it

>> No.8517780

>>8516591
As sad as this makes me I also get hella mad at the girl in this

I lost my dad when I was fucking 8 and for this selfish cunt to go and do this shit coz her dad is deaf and mute is fucked. Stupid bitch didn't deserve him

>> No.8517827

>>8515643
>>8515660
nearly any thick piece of meat - steaks, pork, lamb, etc - are marked on a grill or colored on the outside in a pan before being put in an oven to finish
putting them in the oven allows them to retain moisture and continue cooking through so they're properly cooked at the center, but without risking burning the outside as keeping it on a grill or pan would

also, nearly every restaurant does it this way

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>> No.8517841

>>8516187
The only reason anyone gets fat is they intake more calories than they burn, so the body stores the excess as body fat.
Basically, fats, sugars, carbs, etc are not good or bad, and are all required in a proper eating diet. If you want to lose weight, then just don't eat as much as you do currently. "Dieting" doesn't work because it puts your body into starvation mode and causes it to cannibalize proteins first because fat is seen as a last ditch effort, so your body will lose muscle mass before body fat if you starve yourself or go on "no X diet"
Just eat slightly less calories (200-300 less per day) than your body needs (depends on lifestyle and activity, 2000 is an average, not a single number for all people) and you lose weight the right way.

>> No.8517845

>>8517841
The fact that literally 99% of people don't understand this basic concept is astounding

>> No.8517907

>>8517845
I think even white trash lardasses understand it, but they simply prefer fatness and pretending they're losing weight by drinking diet soda. I can't remember the last time I saw a somewhat /fit/ individual drinking a fucking diet soda. Never happens.

>> No.8517910

>>8517841
Literally 99% of that is wrong.

>> No.8517912

>>8517907
Nobody with an ounce of intelligence falls for the "Diet _" meme. Only landwhales (of both sexes) do.
Doesn't help that most artificial sweeteners are inherently worse for your body than normal sugar.

>> No.8517919

>>8517910
>I tried what >>8517841
>said and didn't lose 30+ lbs in 2 weeks

You do know that a good rate of weight loss is ~1-2 lbs per week, right? And that most advertisements of people losing a lot of weight fast are losing mostly muscle mass and keeping body fat because they're doing the wrong things?

>> No.8517963

>>8517827
it was not seared, the person only "grilled" one side of the steak, and when he cut a piece of it, it was really easy to see that it was dry inside

>> No.8517984

>>8515650
I fuckin lost it this is so true

>> No.8518025

>>8516503
AHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

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>>8518025

>> No.8518035

>>8516682
It's okay, I was already drinking before I watched that.

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>>8518027
>start watching
>"Well that doesn't look good but at least it's not more fucking chips covered in sauces and beans"
>he covers the corn in fucking chips sauces and beans

>> No.8518047

>>8518027
I love how you always think these things are over but another 6 layers are brought in.

>> No.8518080

>>8517701
good to see sam hyde embracing his new career as a chef

>> No.8518121

>>8516682
why don't you drink some bleach while you're at it, you fucking faggot.

>> No.8518129

>>8517912
Artificial sweeteners are actually very safe.

They don't really do what people expect them to do though. Since they trick the body into thinking it has consumed sugar, it makes you want to take in even more calories than you would have if you had regular sugar in the first place.

>> No.8518144

>>8515636
This is so american and so awful.

>> No.8518158

>>8518144
it's Japanese though

they love hottu doggu for some fuggin reason

>> No.8518172

>>8518158

Because hot dogs are good.

>> No.8518197

>>8515645
this was fine up until the pie crust.

>> No.8518229

>>8515670
if you replaced the corn with like, a hot dog or something that would probably be good.

>> No.8518235

>>8517701
I saw that movie yesterday. It was great

>> No.8518240

>>8518027
what the hell

>> No.8518245

>>8518158
this is not japanese

it's Thai or Filipino

both are astounding in their trash skills

>> No.8518258

>>8514673
It's the fear of death right before dying that makes the meat tastier.

>> No.8518287

>>8518027
When he sprinkled "Tajin" over it he went too far.

>> No.8518469
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Japanese "cooking"

>> No.8518500

>>8515645
This made my eyes bleed with cheese and milk with some sesame seeds and garlic. while the macaroni were boiling inside my anus.

>> No.8518511

>>8518469
are they retarded?

>> No.8518514

>>8515656
This is probably actually amazing tasting

>> No.8518516

>>8518511
This is the same man who tore his palms up for several minutes on film trying to twist the non-threaded cap off of a bottle of beer, then tried to twist it off with a towel for a while, still on camera, and then uploaded the video and didn't edit it out.

This is the same man who dunked a big 'ol sausage into a full cup of batter (causing it to overflow all over his counter) then dropped it in a pan of cold oil, filmed the whole thing, and uploaded it to his cooking channel.

Yes they're retarded.

>> No.8518519

>>8518516

He makes a living posting dumb shit on the internet. That doesn't sound retarded to me.

>> No.8518528

>>8514828

>>filename.

I'm an American and I didn't vote for Trump...I think he's a pompous buffoon.

But the moment the onions went on my brow crinkled and I thought 'the sweet holy actual fuck is this?'

>> No.8518529

>>8518519
Just because millions of other people are also retarded, it doesn't excuse him.

>> No.8518569

>>8515636
gay as fuck

>> No.8518599

>>8515670
this is like the jack of Tasty

>> No.8518606
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they told me I could become anything I wanted,
so I became moist

>> No.8518611

>>8516591
if he's deaf how'd he hear his daughter drop?

>> No.8518633

>>8518511
>>8518469
I mean I've seen kids that were between 5-8 open these things for the first time. Ya some of them will take the cap and try but they figure out right away that it doesn't work and just grab the clear plastic punch like your're suppose too...
wow

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>>8518606

>> No.8518664

>>8518633
or just unscrew it like a smartass

those caps are reverse threaded

>> No.8518872

>>8515650
Iputthatshitoneverything.webm

>> No.8518895

This whole thread stinks of reddit.

>> No.8518900

>>8518528

Fuck off sore loser.

MAGA.

>> No.8518917

>>8518606
When you see the Ring(tm), you die...

Of food poisoning.

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>>8518895
You're right. Needs more ja/ck/

>> No.8518958

>>8514828
>clamato
I think this one is fake

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>>8518953
I have to agree with your statement.

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>>8518953
It's nice to see a webm I made being reposted, but I just spotted the first flash of 'mayonnaise' is bolded and the rest aren't and that fuck up is gonna bug me a lot

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>>8518961
>He doesn't clean the cake mix off the mixer when making the topping

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>>8518895
say that to my The Best Sauce You'll EVER Taste and not online faggot

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>> No.8519010

>>8519000
>Jack makes a point not to melt his cheese onto his burgers

is this isolated Jack Autism or do burgers really do this to their burgers?

>> No.8519037

>>8519010
Isolated Jack Autism. One thing we burgers do is well... Burgers. Melting the cheese is a necessity. Unless you are Jack or that SEE-PIWK-EL kid.

Please God don't post that kid. :(

>> No.8519066

>>8515005
I'll never get this...

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>> No.8519247

>>8519240
This movie was damn weird.

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and wa la

>> No.8519313

>>8515656
this looks good tbqh famalam

>> No.8519322

>>8519287
whoa, I never knew vegan could be so tempting

>> No.8519348

>>8519287
there is no god

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>>8518953

>> No.8519545

>>8519037
which kid?

>> No.8519549

>>8519545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>> No.8519550

>>8519287
w-why? WHY!?

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>>8519549
>One el bee frozen..mhmm... nyuh nyuh

how much do you bet this kid became a cu/ck/?

>> No.8519580

>>8517701
Did Sam watch as Jamal raped his son?

>> No.8519598
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Just imagine. You've been at work all day, and you're looking forward to going to a nice restaurant with your wife because it's your anniversary. You get home to find Jack in your kitchen with your wife.
What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBNBqVT8

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>>8519287

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>>8515670
>>8516526

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>>8519598
Look forward to a delicious and romantic homemade cheesecake

>> No.8519622

>>8519613
The fuck? Is that just straight cream cheese?

>> No.8519635

>>8519613
>>8519622
Never mind, I see it's just shitty pre-made filling. Still though, this passes as "cooking" to this fool.

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>>8519598
Feed him his homecooked pickles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

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>> No.8519733

>>8516697
you have no idea what a trigger warning is or it's purpose

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>>8519598
BIG BOY BITE

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>> No.8519798

>>8519549
thanks
Reminds me of me when i was younger

>> No.8519904
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>>8514673
why are Asians so sadistic? America should have dropped more nukes in '45

>> No.8519928

>>8519784
His entirely family literally doesn't know how to use a god damn fork....what in the fuck

>> No.8519944

>>8514673
>>8514675
>>8514679
>>8514687

So this is basically an advertisement for chinese butcher knives, right?

>> No.8519975

>>8518035
me too
made me sad but i am sad anyway
just gonna get drunk now

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8519979

>>8519928
Mitch operates on a level you simply cannot understand

>> No.8520004

>>8515645
Delicious

>> No.8520049

>>8518144
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.8520050

>>8518528
Fuck off.

>> No.8520051

>>8515645

>suddenly dough

I mean, is this supposed to show how to make the dish, or just entertain? We start off measuring and listing and suddenly, undetermined amount of ambiguous dough in a apparently, yet not described as such, oven safe vessel.

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>>8520050
>/pol/ ruins a perfectly good food and cooking thread

obsessed

>> No.8520132

>>8519601
I kind of want to try this.

>> No.8520165

>>8518606
>Sauce is literally Rasin Cane's chicken finger sauce with slightly less mayo

>> No.8520185

>>8520114
>perfectly good
>full of webms of completely retarded people and "ironic parody" shit
I hate /pol/ poisoning every other board as much as everyone else, but it's not like the thread was that great in the first place.

>> No.8520190

>>8520114

The constant Jack posting is far worse than one person making a wall joke.

>> No.8520198

>>8519639
JOOCY
O
O
C
Y

>> No.8520209

>>8519749
That fucking tongue gets me every time

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8520253

>>8520190
>The constant Jack posting is far worse than one person making a wall joke.

Nothing wrong with Jack posting friendo

>> No.8520254

>>8518144
Literally not American at all.

>> No.8520259

>>8520253

It's the same god damn 12 webms we've all seen a thousand times.

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>>8520253
>>8520259
then make new ones, the guy posts at least two videos a week and they all have exploitable Jack Content in them

>> No.8520266

>>8520253
>wasting post and image limits with the same shit webms posted a million times that nobody even cares about

>> No.8520270

>>8520265

I will not because I don't find them amusing. The burden is on you.

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8520271

>>8520259
Not true, I have a number of rare jacks I haven't released yet

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eggsellent

>> No.8520316

>>8519000
that burger isn't even pink, it's fucking red

>> No.8520334

>>8519641
How can one person fuck up so hard, and be okay with filming it and putting it out there for the world to see? It's this kind of putting up with stupidity that has lead to the death of our society.

>> No.8520352

>>8520334
It's "ironic parody" of proper cooking shows, so all the mindless idiots that frequent youtube watch it for the "comedy" of it.
I hate it and all people that do content like it.

>> No.8520382

>>8517777
Do you have a source, oh quad-getting anon?

>> No.8520388

>>8514675
the way he chopped that daikon (?) was genius, never realized you can do it that way
and I also feel like a fucking idiot now never realizing that

>> No.8520406
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>>8520259
And they get funnier every time. Ja/ck/ is the gift that keeps on giving

>> No.8520424

>>8520290
What a fucking idiot.

>> No.8520429

>>8518144
searching happykulchaya gives me a thai account

>> No.8520432

>>8520265
damn how do you put that much flour in where it becomes a sludge

>> No.8520449

>>8520432
it's cornstarch

>> No.8520452
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>>8516601
>pass user since 2017

>> No.8520517

>>8516591
Cant really get the feels without the dead island track behind it tb.h

>> No.8520529

>>8519000
checked, and that burger is fucking raw, ew.

>> No.8520552

>>8518606
What the fuck was that black stuff in the pan?

>> No.8520573
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8520573

>>8515005
>cuts open a doritos bag to grab the chips with tongs
what a fucking hellhole

>> No.8520575

>>8517701
What movie?

>> No.8520638

>>8515636
just get a kielbasa instead of hdogs?

>> No.8520645

>>8517672
shouldn't cut a steak open until it's actually done. Enjoy dat dryness

>> No.8520721

>>8518611
Use your brain idiot.

>> No.8520732

>>8520552
Bitumen.

>> No.8520764

>>8520645
>shouldn't cut a steak ... until it's ... done
>using a slice of meat from a larger potion of meat known as a steak
'Enjoy dat dryness'

>> No.8520829

>>8519000
WHO EATS A BURGER LIKE THAT

>> No.8520841

>>8519749

hes like a walking sarlacc pit with that tongue

>> No.8520863

>>8520334
Easy Youtube Money.

>> No.8520877

>>8519387
>>8519566
He always looks like Homer did in the episode where he wore the muumuu.

>> No.8520898

>>8518900
Tuck Frump

MAWA

>> No.8520927
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>>8518469
>>8518469

>> No.8520992

>>8519000
the best part about this is the way hes holding the burger sideways when eating.

Every single clip of this guy he showcases the motor skills of a 6 year old with downs and cerabral palsy.

>that way he nods and holds his hand out to the side every single time hes tasting his shit

>> No.8521014

>>8519641
how are you supposed to use that shit tool? Why not use a normal knife?

>> No.8521034

>>8515666
this should have been done after he put in the pasta and cooked it but no we need another 5lbs of cheese and oil and fucking more cheese

>> No.8521048
File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, 【MUKBANG】 Hokkaido Tokachi–Obihiro's Special Pork bowl ! 4kg, 7110kcal [CC Available] _Yuka [Oogui].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8521050
File: 2.88 MB, 600x336, 【大食い】Lサイズピザ 約4キロたべたい!【木下ゆうか】We ate pizza 4㎏ _ Japanese girl did Big Eater Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8521053
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 【大食い】マクドナルド [ 期間限定] テキサスバーガー×5, ベーコンポテトパイ×10, 15ピースチキンナゲット など8005kcal【木下ゆうか】_ Yuka [Oogui].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8521053

>> No.8521056
File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 3Kg of Mega Giga Pudding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8521059
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 4 Buckets of KFC, 48 Pieces of Chicken!!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8521062
File: 2.06 MB, 750x420, Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 4 X 5 Patty Cheese Burgers From Lotteria 01.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8521062

>> No.8521064
File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 5 Well Aged Steaks From Steak Gusto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8521064

>> No.8521069
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8521069

>> No.8521071

>>8521048
>>8521050
>>8521053
>>8521056
>>8521059
>>8521062
>>8521064
>>8521069

See a doctor.

>> No.8521073
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8521073

>> No.8521074
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8521088

>>8521071
way ahead of you

>> No.8521104

>>8521088

Literally the worst soda ever.

>> No.8521125

>>8516591
I ate at an indonesian restaurant in Brunei where this played on a continuous loop for the entire time I was there. I was hoping I'd never have to see it again. Thanks dude.

>> No.8521129

>>8521104
You'll get stabbed for saying shit like that where I'm from.

>> No.8521134

>>8521129

I'm glad I'm not from where ever you are from.

>> No.8521142

>>8518287
its not mexican until its been smothered in tajin and lime juice.

>> No.8521152

>>8518606
thats a tasty looking motor oil slurry he poors over it at the end.

>> No.8521204
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8521204

>>8515675
I bet you're Canadian. you are. aren't you.

>> No.8521220
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8521220

>>8521053
>>8521056
>>8521059
>>8521062
>>8521064
>>8521069
>>8521073
>>8521074
>underneath the table

>> No.8521233

>>8517701

>not toasting both sides

jesus

>> No.8521235

>>8521220
you say that like its a bad thing

>> No.8521304

>>8520575
Chef
It's alright, I thought it was weird how its about an upper middle class guy almost doing bad but immediately getting a second chance that works out perfectly though. Like nothing goes wrong for him.

>> No.8521311

>>8518961
I love ooey gooey buttecake but he still manages to make it look awful.

>> No.8521318

>>8521014
hes holding it wrong you retard
It's supposed to match the curve of the inside of the watermelon so you can scoop it out

>> No.8521320
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8521320

>>8520638
>hdogs

>> No.8521335
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8521335

>>8521048
>>8521050
>>8521053
>>8521056
>>8521059
>>8521062
>>8521064
>>8521069
I like to imagine underneath those tables and between jumpcuts, she keeps a giant-sized spit bucket akin to what Giada De Laurentiis was caught doing. And when she stops filming she gives herself a giant bukkake bath of saliva and chewed food.

>> No.8521348

>>8519000
mmm big boy bite

>> No.8521360
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8521360

>>8521073

>> No.8521366
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8521366

>>8519000
What a THICC man

>> No.8521373
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8521373

>>8520190
Ja/ck/ posting is a way of life

>> No.8521386

>>8514673
What are the chopsticks he jams in for? Still seems alive when he is knifing.

>> No.8521403

>>8520265
This is non-neutonian style cooking.

>> No.8521409

>>8521403

It's non-Newtonian. You know, for the guy who came up with most of the theories.

>> No.8521413

>>8515670
Ok... that's a joke, right?

r-right guys??

>> No.8521418

>>8516591
I didn't come here for these feels

>> No.8521441
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8521441

>>8521409

>> No.8521442

>>8518469
>ja/ck/an

>> No.8521445
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>> No.8521446

>>8518900
>>8520050
>waaaah don't say anything bad about the politician I voted for or I'm going to cry

>> No.8521451

>>8518027
This made me hungry

>> No.8521467

>>8520992
you do know he had a stroke right?

and the videos after its very clear cause he lost a fair amount of motor skills - not that they were fine tuned to begin with

but imo the icing on the stroke cake is that he blamed the entire thing on drinking monster energy drinks

this is essential jack lore

>> No.8521519

>>8518044
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

>> No.8521543

>>8517907
>Just eat slightly less calories (200-300 less per day) than your body needs
and somehow drinking diet soda is a bad thing? Changing even one sugary/alcoholic beverage a day to a diet drink is a long way towards meeting that 200-300 less a day

The problem is when people drink diet drinks and then use that as an excuse to pig out on other calorie dense junk food

>> No.8521555

>>8515636

Has to be flip food. My uncle married one and they put hotdogs in everything from spaghetti to pancit

>> No.8521617

>>8521048
>>8521050
>>8521053
>>8521056
>>8521059
>>8521062
>>8521064
>>8521069
>>8521073
>>8521074

Yee I love yuka!

>>8521220
>>8521335
>>8521360
I wonder what its like to be a hamplanet, Ya'll must be seething she can eat so much and remain so petite. :^)

>> No.8521693

>>8521617
I guarantee you I'm skinnier than her

>> No.8521838
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8521838

>>8516591
Fuck, I'm gonna call my dad tomorrow, can't deal with these feels.

>> No.8521896

>>8518027
>oh he's battering the corn, he must be frying it
>oh no thats not frying at all

>> No.8521922

>>8521220
She has a really absurdly high metabolism, hence why she can eat so much.

>> No.8521928

>>8517836
>those shaky hands
maybe hes not really retarded maybe hes just an alcoholic

>> No.8521935

>>8518569
Is that what you say in the mirror every morning?

>> No.8521939

>>8521617
>>8521922
most people who do this throw up most of the food later on

>she has high metabolism
kek

>> No.8521950
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8521950

Oh sweet WEBM thread!!!

>entire thread is fill with jack

fuck all of you.

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8521958

>>8521950
why not go to /wsg/ if you want to see webms

don't ever come back either

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8521963

>>8521950
>she

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>> No.8521966
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8521966

>>8521958
how about you blow me you oven dodger

>> No.8521976
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>> No.8521994
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8521994

pane nice a hot

>> No.8522014
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8522014

>>8519287
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening.

>> No.8522033

>>8519287
this has to be parody

>> No.8522034
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8522034

>>8518027
ive had this and its really good

>> No.8522096

>>8515658
there is like 0.5g of carbs in that. learn how food works before commenting

>> No.8522134

>>8515666
it was done after pasta.

>> No.8522156

>>8521366
His son is a Big guy

>> No.8522171

>>8521555
Wtf, we don't cook this kind of shit. It doesn't even look asian. Probably part of that mexican trend that has been going on here

>> No.8522300
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8522300

>>8522156
only the strong make it through Jack's parenting

>> No.8522305

>>8521056
PUDDI PUDDI

>> No.8522311

>>8516251

if you want to get any browning on the mushrooms the garlic is going to be *over*cooked

>> No.8522314

>>8516187

>basing your beliefs off a freaking youtube video

que? what youtube video is this?

it is clear on its face that carbs do not simply and directly make people fat, every swimmer, every cyclist knows this shit

>> No.8522319

>ctrl+f surly king of the egg fort
>0 results
Shit thread to be honest desu.

>> No.8522335

>>8520645

how the fuck do you think the steak got out of the cow you fucktard

>> No.8522344

>>8521922

don't be dumb, metabolism gives you like 10% leeway

>> No.8522365

>>8519613
why is he cutting through the goddamn pan

>> No.8522368

>>8519613
>reminder that Jack is a recovering stroke victim

>> No.8522371

>>8518027
>waiting for the butter like at my old neighborhood
>chips
>okay it's done right?
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

>> No.8522377

>>8522368
Thanks for that, Reddit.

>> No.8522389

>>8520271
Why does this man exist.

>> No.8522393

>>8520290
GOD DAMMIT! SOMEONE JUST END HIM!

>> No.8522400

>>8521048
She looks stinky but it's cute when she makes her yummy sound.

>> No.8522423

>>8522314
Gonna post this then turn off notifications. This is the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHaCKudtVi0

Too bad there are so many cancerous, narrative-guzzling cucks here. I wish I could have a civil conversation.

>> No.8522438

>>8522423

didn't you *just* criticise me for getting my opinions from a youtube video?

>> No.8522440

>>8522377
>reddit reddit
Jack is the only good thing to happen to this board since its inception

>> No.8522447

>>8522438
No. Reread it. I was saying inb4 the people who go "hurr durr you get your info from youtube?" As if a cited source/scientific study/well-researched book becomes invalid if you hear about it via youtube.

>> No.8522450

>>8522447

the sources don't become invalid, that doesn't mean they support the argument made in the video you dingus. be critical.

>> No.8522455

>>8522450
>>8522450
>that doesn't mean they support the argument made in the video you dingus.
And? You're just gonna assume the video is wrong? I watched it and the sources support the argument made in the video.

I hate that you said that because its belittling and dismissive out-of-hand without actual knowledge of what's actually being said. It seems to me you want to not be wrong more than you want to actually be right.

>> No.8522466

>>8522455

no, i'm not assuming the video is wrong, but it is plain from watching it that it has not proven points like

- it is impossible or significantly difficult to gain weight from a low carb diet
- carbohydrates are the primary reason for the obesity epidemic

>> No.8522472

>take bite (tongue extended)
>spread arms outward
>chew food and slowly begin to nod/smile
>optional: if meal is extra beautiful, close eyes and imagine going viral

>> No.8522482

>>8522466
On point one, if I said that then I'm sorry. I don't actually believe that. I believe it is indeed MUCH more difficult to gain wait on a low carb because it is fat is 10x as satiating that carbs, calorie for calorie, if we are to go by the study he cited about the guy who tried to overfeed prisoners.

As for carbs being the primary reason for obesity, it is so clear to me that that is the case by watch the video and understanding the data presented that I'm not gonna do anything but shrug at you because if you don't see it, I don't think reiterating the contents of the video which prove it to a person who paid attention will prove it to you.

>> No.8522505

>>8522482

the video goes some way to explaining how carbs *play a role* in weight gain. it just doesn't really prove its central 'biology, not physics' argument, undermining itself frequently (using japan in an argument for low-carb = kek) and straying into irrelevance several times.

>> No.8522512

>>8522505
I'm not gonna argue like this with you. It did what you said it doesn't. I don't feel like arguing below the point.

>> No.8522596

>>8518080
i dont get why you think that dude looks like sam hyde

>> No.8522600

>>8519000
hahaha JOOOOCY

>> No.8522629

>>8522600
>hahaha

>> No.8522728
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8522728

>>8515645
>italian seasoning

>> No.8522731

>>8518606
I didn't expect to laugh this hard. Thanks!

>> No.8522767

Is Jack actually mirror universe chef John?

>> No.8522778
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8522778

>>8522767
only if Chef John makes the worst bbq sauce ever tasted to be honest

>> No.8522804

>>8521446
>breakdowns across the country election night
>people bawling onto their youtube vlogs foor weeks after
>cry ins and play areas in colleges
>suicide hotlines jammed
>TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE THE ONES WHO ARE TRIGGERED THO

what did they mean by this?

>> No.8522812

>>8522804
>they are triggered so I certainly cannot be

nice, nice

>> No.8522815

>>8514828

What the fuck guys, what's the kind of red balls ?
Thank's God we don't have this in France.

>> No.8522817

>>8522815
on the other hand, you guys are limited to halal foods, aren't you?

>> No.8522818

>>8518953
How does he break the second egg?

>> No.8522820

>>8521048
>>8521050
>>8521053
>>8521056
>>8521059
>>8521069
>>8521064
>>8521062

she's quite obviously a burlemiac

>> No.8522843

>>8519240
wut am I looking at

>> No.8522863

>>8519322
Cheese and salami on a melon
>vegan
u wut m8?

>> No.8522884
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8522884

>>8522817

I don't see any problems with halal foods, why americanfat are so retarted

>> No.8522942

>>8522884
OBSESSED
i'm not even american, and live closer to you than you might think

>> No.8522958

>>8515645
Are people just disliking Tasty by being contrarian? Its not pretending to be high class food. Also why are people pretending cheese and pasta are now bad? Its not like you have to eat it daily.

>> No.8522981

>>8522958
Because go look at their fucking channel right now. The ENTIRE page is brown/yellow. Every single thing they make is bread or pasta covered in cheese. Thats literally all they do except an occasional dessert.

>> No.8523359

>>8516083
They can be bad, it depends on genetics which one is bad.

>> No.8523379

>>8516682
Good they can drink themselves to death

>> No.8523417

>>8518528
We won, /co/ lost

>> No.8523599

>>8521922
>metabolism

Either she only eats like two days a week or she voms later, I guarantee it.

>> No.8523855

>>8522958
They never make just like regular fucking food, it's always some overelaborate carbohydrate and cheese meme.

If they made chicken soup they'd do something retarded like serve it in baconweave-lined breadbowls.

>> No.8524294

>>8521366
>rare sighting of Jack's shitbag failed rapper son who Jack choked until his nose bled because he smoked weed and talked back to his wife Hammy

Neat

>> No.8524509

>>8521220

I worked with a girl like this. I had no idea she was a bottom half landwhale until she got up from the table. Man, she couldn't have worn bigger than a size medium shirt, but she had at least 4 or 5 asses. Had a chance to fuck her, didn't take it. No regrets...