/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You seriously must be autistic or something

yes

>>8503753
>>8503759

Lol

>>8503753
not op, but, i do have ASD and it makes me happy to see these because it's an indication that they wanted to make me a bit happier, i think it's really cute.. you unironically must be onto something

>>8503737
Meh, I prefer when they put a nice load of cum for me. Mmmmm no that really makes me happy.

>>8503789
:)

>>8503737
only if they have hearts for eyes

:^)

>>8503789
i like you

and i also like smilies, notes, or thanks

>>8503789
>>8503940

This :)

into the garbage it goes

>>8504102
:(

>>8504102
:(

What's going on in this thread ',:^)

>>8503737
I feel like a smiley face is a sarcastic smile and clearly someone stuck his dick in my kungpao. But why did they do that? I tip 15% goddamit! Then I eat my kung pao, wondering the whole time if I'm tasting asian cook penis in the sauce. Wait two weeks before ordering again.

>>8504304
What? no one else thinks this?

>>8503737
The first time a woman did that to my food at outback I called her work and tried to get her phone number.

If I ever see someone do it now I don't tip at all

They just do that for tips, They don't actually want to fuck you or anything.

>>8504351

OP here. What if I told you that this was from a grocery store, where no one is ever tipped?

>>8504351

They do it to keep themselves sane. Something fun to do at work that isn't against the rules.

I enjoy a good smiley face. When I worked at dominos we would get online orders with requests to draw shit on the boxes. We had this delivery driver who just sat in the back making balloon animals. His dream was to open a crafts shop specializing in balloons. I got him to draw everything. But he wouldn't do anything that wasn't straight edge. Like if the request was a unicorn smoking a joint he wouldn't do it because it made him feel uncomfortable. I wonder where that weird little dude is now.

I think those are low-key dicks anon

>>8503737
Smiley face is code for jizz in your food

>>8503737
>see smiley faces on my takeout container
>be happy because appreciate goodwill
>realise they're only doing it for extra tips
>mfw (._.)

>>8505488

But it's from a grocery store.

>>8505488
>go on 4chan
>tell about smileys
>get smileys in return
>realize anons don't get extra tips for smileys

>>8503737
Don't particularly care desu

>>8503737

Maybe they were hitting on you.

;)

>>8505814
:3

:) watch out it's spicy >:O

>>8505570
;^)

>>8503737
top one looks more like the tip of a dick. deli clerk wants it bad

I used to draw smileys on receipts when customers were polite.

>buy Chinese takeout
>it doesn't come in this

Who do those chinks think they are?

>>8503737
>Delivery driver attempts to draw on container
>the lid falls off

>>8503737
Are you a qtee, OP?

>>8505984
This was a guy. There were some suuuuuper hot polish chicks there but not working at that particular counter

>>8503789
that's really nice man :)

>>8503737
awwwwwwww

>>8506014
thats stupid. its not a reward, but conditioning. if anything, you should put it for unpolite customers. when they see it theyll soften and be more polite in the future :)

>>8504344
You should see a mental health person

No.

>>8504304
>>8504344
Kung pao dick-in

>>8503789
( •̀ω•́ )

>>8503737
why does this bother me?

I like this thread. It has lots of smiley good feels that make me feel warm :D

>>8509514
D:

>>8508900
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8509514
༼( ͡⊙ ਊ ͡⊙)༽

>>8503789
Here you go:

(: !! ~

Enjoy.

>>8509514
(´‿`)

I always ask for a McSmile if it's a cute girl taking my order. :3

>>8510043
Does she thank you with her feminine benis :3

>>8503737
>2.25 and 1.70 for Chinese food.

What third world hell hole do you live in OP?

>>8510204
Did you read the file name?

>>8511053
best thread on right now :)

>>8503737
One time this stupid 9/10 bitch put a smiley face on my receipt, so I broke a fresh pot of coffee over her head and kicked her on the floor until she lost consciousness.

>>8511136
Prove it

>>8503737
so what did you get?

>>8503753
Actually there's a cute girl at a takeout place I go to a lot and we always talk about the nicest things, she doodles on my containers all the time too

>225 and 170 dollars for polack food

Is inflation really that bad over there?

>>8511170
It happened man, I was there. He even brewed the coffee himself. Idk how he gets away with it

:-)

>>8511288
nah mate, we tip them this much because they spit on our food to make it delish

>>8503789
:)

>>8503737

Show us what you got from the Polish grocery, OP.

>>8503789
:^)

>>8509514

>>8503789
:D

These stupid smiley shitposts made me happy. Thanks, guys. (>'-')>

>>8507962
Social approval is a form of reward. It improves your emotional state. If they've been actively working against yours, they're not worth the pen strokes.

>>8504405
This. I put smiley faces on a lot of shit at work. It distracts me from my misery. I don't do it on customer items or receipts though. If a coworker asks me to set something aside for them, I'll write their name and put a smiley on it. I also put smileys on the end of notes I leave for the people who open.

>>8504351
Someone can want some other stranger to have a nicer day without wanting to fuck them, you know...?

>>8503789
:)

>>8503737
I've got no idea why but it makes me depressed, so does stuff like >>8506020 this.

>>8515105
same, wonder what that's about

>>8503789
:D

>>8503789
:)

>>8503737
>regular gets the same lunch takeouts
>nice friendly 17yo qt girl usual draws : ) on top of box
>3 months ago she started using a casual <3

>>8505570

>>8515259
I-is he oke :(

>>8503789
:-)

I don't even notice it.

When I do, I think the person doing it is a fucking retard and needs to fall into a vat of boiling oil.

>>8515162
idiot anime poster die of sanser

>>8503789
(^:

>>8516135
:)

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>>8516157

hola reddito

>>8503737

>tfw not even restaurant workers like you

>>8514985
I do it that way though. I try to condition myself to meet impolite cunts with friendliness. I'm already way to bitter all the time.

>>8516608
:(

>>8516608
D:

>>8516608

>>8515116
Mass produced, not genuine, this bag didn't really care about how you feel because it's a bag.

>>8503737

Are you ever going to show us what was inside, OP?

>>8508882
I prefer General Tsao's dickin' to anything else.

>>8503789
(￣▽￣)ノ

I like it when they put smiley faces on carryout. I also like it when they put them on the receipt.

>>8503789
:)

>>8503737
This is so relatable!! I love that!!! :,)

>>8503737
Pretty long nose... you must be white.

>>8518305

Pieorgi, bigos, and, in one I didn't show, golabki. All for less than $7.

>>8503789
Very kawaii, anon.
:3

>>8503789
:] !!!

>>8516608
yea we probably should have called him a faggit and told him to kill himself right prick? fuck reddit.

>>8503789
:)

Shit drives me insane! Order takeout hot wings w bleu cheese like every other week from this place and EVERY TIME I get home "3 Bleu Cheese :)" baka

>>8511217
She's totally into you bro
You should ask her out next time you go :^)

>>8520418
>eating Polish food

>>8520940
>bleu

>>8514765
:)
ur welcome

>>8503789
:o)

>>8503737

I hate when people assume I want to be happy. I don't.

>>8503789
^:)

>>8503737

Why would I ever want anyone to do that?

>>8503789
:D

>>8503789

This is a nice happy thread
I like you guys :~)

>>8503789
:~}

>>8527548

>>8503789
>>8527548
:)

^_^
Good thread

>>8515093
millenials.jpg

>>8503789
<8)

What a cute thread! ( ◠‿◠ )

what is this, bizzaro /ck/?

>>8530085
;)

>>8503789
:)

it's only girls who do this and it pisses me off because they aren't taking their job seriously enough

>>8531947
You can work and smile at the same time :)

>>8503789
:3

>>8503789

I haven't written a smiley unironically in more than three years.

But if it can cheer a bro up, enjoy :)

>>8503737
I sometimes draw smileys on orders to test the pen.

Not cooking related, but I always have 100 tabs open in my phone’s browser because it shows a smiley and makes me happy.

>>8503737
what is in thta container that makes it cost 225 dollary doos?

I love you guys

>>8503737
>on a day trip about an hour out from my place
>stop at an Applebee's type of family restaurant
>qt blond waitress serves me
>sits down beside me to go over the menu
>small talk with her a bit whenever she comes over
>frequently checks up on me with a big smile
>gives free drink refill
>at the end of the meal she gives me a check with a big smiley face and a heart on it
>this was a year ago
>never went back there

>>8503789
^_^

>>8503789
:)

>>8516608

why so mad, autists?

>>8533640
;_;

>>8503789
>>8533572
:)

this is my favorite thread on /ck/ and i'm glad it's stayed up for as long as it has.

can smomebody smile me please
:)

>>8536901
:(

>>8536914
>>8536901
:^) i like you (^:

>>8503789
I'm going to write a song about you.

>>8503789
(ツ)

>>8536126

I'm amazed that a janitor hasn't come by to set things straight.

>>8503789
have a nice day :)

>>8536901
:)

>>8503789
here you go
:3

>>8503789
=)

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:)

>>8540416
:(

:D

>>8503737
Used to work at Starbucks when they still wrote on cups; did smileys for regulars, most of them loved it. Once I could do latte art I did hearts for QTs, annoyed a girl's boyfriend once because of it, lol

>>8536901
>>8503789
i dunno if either of you are still looking at this thread, but i legitimately hope both of you have a wonderful day and are happy.

:)

I like this thread

>>8503789
you're a good person. don't let anyone change you.

:)