/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Calve. But for shit that's easy to find in the US, Adams, then Jif if you're desperate.

>>8500152
Anything creamy fuck that crunchy shit if i wanted whole nuts i would have just put nuts in my creamy peanut butter

>peanut butter
>$52.50
What is your monies, OP?

>>8500218
Mexican peso.

1 USD = 22MXN.

>>8500218
Probably using canada cucbux

>>8500170
This but crunchy

Costco natural

>>8500169
This guy know wtf is up!

Adam's is definetly easy and best for you. You can even dump out half the peanut oil to make it healthier and not so creamy.

>>8500152
Maple Jif?

Anyways, Peter Pan is best.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/06/09/maggots-rat-hair-mouse-poop-and-more-gross-things-fda-allows-in-food.html

>>8501735
Whatever nigger

I like Skippy personally.

>>8500152
Brand isn't as important as ingredients. It should have peanuts, and maybe salt. That's it. If there are more or it doesn't separate on the shelf, it's not worth buying.

You can also just make your own which is what I do and I haven't went back afterwards.

>>8500170
THISSSSS

>>8502339
This. Its really hard to fuck up peanut butter, when at its purest form is just peanuts. All brands should actually be the same.
The flavor difference you are noticing are caused by added ingredients. Sugars, salt, and oil most often. Sometimes the oil is hydrogenated, which makes it a trans-fat. That's nice for homogeneous texture but bad for you. If it needs a stir then fucking stir it. Salt and sugar levels are preference and nobody but you can really determine whats right and wrong here. The only thing that could make a difference is the peanuts themselves. How the fuck do you "grade" a peanut? Is organic better? Are certain crops superior? Are they all dry roasted in the same fashion? It is fucking impossible to tell if a jar is made with a moldy old batch of peanuts grown in shitty soil and bad weather.
The only way to ensure its the best is to make it yourself, but honestly, fuck that. I want a readily available brand to reveal their ingredient sourcing and process to give me confidence in selecting that one over the others.

step aside, costco all natural

step aside, costco all natural coming through. seriously mix that top-oil in good, put that shit in the fridge. goat keto treat: tbsp of above with a sugar free hershey dark piece

whats up with this powdered shit? seen it at costco and in OP pic. is it for milkshakes or something?

>>8502339
Oh..get a load of Lord la de da and his homemade peanut butter, brand butter is for simple common folk is it?

fuck cleaning a food processor of peanut butter.

>>8502663
For coffee and milkshakes.

>aladino
Jesus christ

This tastes best. UK here.

>>8503712

That used to be my shit when I lived on the East Coast, except I'd get the red one with the flax seeds.

Now I just buy the grind it yourself stuff from the grocery store, which goes hard quickly if you don't use it within a few days.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

>>8500152
Skippy is fucking god tier.

I get the publix brand natural peanut butter

A+

>>8503809

Is Publix the only grocery store that exists in the South or something?

Choosy Mothers choose Jif.

>>8500152
Any brand who's ingredients include ONLY peanuts and salt.

If it says "partially homogenized vegetable oil" it's poison to your taste buds.

Make your own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PAT_TKUO9U

>>8503788
skippy and other super cheap brands are way too fuckin sweet. god that peanutbutter awakened memories of spending time at a friends grandparents house that I thought I had bottled up

>>8501735
You didn't know this?

Not really possible to have a 100% sterile factory setting, cuckboy.

>>8504396
>not only eating food that has been grown and prepared in a 0 oxygen environment

>>8502397
>Sometimes the oil is hydrogenated, which makes it a trans-fat.
Being hydrogenated makes it saturated. A trans anything is necessarily unsaturated as there needs to be a double-bond about which to be oriented.

>>8500152
Not peanut butter, but if you have this, you can't go back.

>Seppos have never had Kraft Smooth from a 4.5lb jar

oh i am lafin

>>8503712
is that bear coming on to me

>>8504574
Yeah, you can tell he's got those bedroom eyes for you anon

I remember eating peanut butter and honey sandwiches brought to school once or twice a week.

Those sandwiches were hella tight until the dreaded...

"Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert" as popularized by the Tourette's guy, now the brand has never fully recovered.

>>8500170
Nobody actually likes this shit, it's just tastes like peanuts and oil.


Skippy > Jif = Peter Pan

>>8504574

Peter Pan ftw

>>8504610
That's what it's supposed to taste like, it's peanut butter not peanut butter and HFCS and canola oil and potassium benzoate butter

>>8504610
>>8505051
The Smuckers is actually not oily and it does have sugar and salt in it. It tastes good. Try it.

>>8500152

Adam's crunchy.

2 ingredients, peanuts and salt

>>8505070
.>sugar
>peanut butter

in the trash

probably reeses peanut butter if its anything like what's in the peanut butter cups.

>>8504686
fukn my sides

>>8503712
>get really high
>put peanuts in blender
>blender gets jammed
>sell as super extra chunky peanut butter

I mean I love my peanut butter that way but that's what most of these brands with rustic titles and so forth are.

I get offended when they don't even bother to salt them.

shit here I thought I was trying to make fun of the hipster peanut butter when I realized I was the peanut butter hipster.

fuck it

well shit at least mix in some other good tasting shit for the fatties.

real people eat almond butter.

>>8500152
$52 for peanut butter
Damn Australia

>>8502339
You wouldn't put a little honey or brown sugar in?
My favorite method is to just throw a whole can of honey roasted peanuts in the food processor and drizzle some oil until emulsified. That way it has the salt and a touch of sweetness.

>>8505230

>>8500170
this shit has the weirdest texture

>>8504686

very nice

>>8500152
I get the store brand stuff and pour off the oil before using it.

>>8503542
Whys it green.

i actually used to hate it. but i like natural creamy jif

my dad asked why my room smelled like peanut butter. i had been using it to get my dog to do the thing so to cover it up i spent the next month eating a peanut butter sandwich every day. i started enjoying peanut butter after that

>>8506528
God dammit canada.

>>8505070
It has no sugar in it. Ingredients: Peanuts, salt. Why are you lying?

>>8502339
If you make your own, try adding ground coffee.
Sounds weird but it's super nice.

>>8504610
i knew a guy who called brands like that peanut flavored crisco.

>>8503760

>>8503542
Came here to post this (UK also)
Made the mistake of getting the organic version of it a while ago. Don't - the consistency is too runny and the oil looks separated.

Tried an expensive cashew and coconut butter last week. Really nice, but it's no substitute.

>>8505913
Just a bad photo

>>8502663
Put that shit on flaming hots. Most delicious thing you'll ever eat.

best peanut butter

The one and only.

>>8504610
I like it, but I don't eat it straight. It's better for baking applications, or use as an ingredient in addition to others -- for instance in oatmeal or desserts. That way I can fully control the sugar content and the purity of the taste.

>>8508919
>super chunky
>unsalted
>old fashioned
>all natural

Nigga that's just a jar of raw peanuts.

>>8510646

>a jar of raw peanuts

That's literally what peanut butter should be.

>>8508919
>unsalted

You almost had it

Mommy always bought Jiff when I was a kid, but when I went to college I became a Peter Pan man.

>>8508919
>>8504686
>>8504574
>>8503712
Okay,I just put on Amazon subscription order a 3-pack of this.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006045ONI/

I had also considering buying a big 30-lbs bag of dry-roasted peanuts and then processing through my vitamix, but I'm not sure how long they would keep, even in my deep freezer, between batches. Thoughts?
https://www.ifsbulk.com/wholesale-roasted-peanuts-salted

This really is all something that should be done at the factory I know because I see conventional peanut butter being easily sold for 5-7¢/oz at the store, so why can't JIF/Skippy/Peter Pan/et al. just make their "Natural" lines WITH PEANUTS/SALT ONLY DAMN IT. I DON'T CARE IF IT SEPARATES AND LOOKS WEIRD ON THE SHELF.

>>8500213
I will cut you

>>8511196
How does a trust fund work exactly, I've always wondered?

>>8500152
jif is what i usually buy, i dont really have a reason though

I produce the best nut butter ever if your interested OP, I product tested on your mother and she loved it.

>>8511205
Nigger if you can't splurge on delicious peanut butter your job Fucking sucks.

>>8511196
This plus this is the GOAT of pb&j

>>8500170
Would agree if it werent for the fucked up texture

>tfw allergic to peanuts
>tfw will never now what a classic PB&J tastes like

How is it,/ck/?

>>8511254
like peanut butter and jelly

>>8504499

>Sunbutter

Gross. I remember having to eat that in boot camp and I hated every goddamn bite of it

>>8511183
>I DON'T CARE IF IT SEPARATES AND LOOKS WEIRD ON THE SHELF.

That's the thing, consumers are stupid, they do. It's the same reason rice is on the outside of westernized sushi rolls and why people cut the eyes off of potatoes when the cook them, how a product matters looks to a lot of idiots who don't know any better

>>8500152
I prefer this brand.

>>8500152
I prefer Jiffy desu. Was my favorite as a kid

>>8511363
this, only creamy PB i can buy bc its still grainy but chunky is the best anyway

>The year 1116+901
>Not shopping at your local neighborhood co-op
>Not feeling maximum community pride at the variety of people shopping within
>Not flirting with the crunchy vegan girls who work there
>Not fist bumping the cool black dudes who work there
>Not swapping beard tips with the Amish looking guy at the register
>Not riding your bike there for maximum gains
>Not making use of their high end organic peanut butter machine
>Only one ingredient. Peanuts.

BONUS
>Almond Butter

The store ground peanut butter winds up being cheaper than a jar, and you can just keep bringing your own glass jar each time for maximum points. Stuff lasts forever in my fridge.

Last time I was there they were bumping Run The Jewels 2 over the speakers.

>>8503520
fadfs

>>8502339
>if it doesn't seperate on the shelf
I use the peanut grinder thing that poops out peanut butter at Winco®™. I leave on the shelf and it doesn't seperate.

>>8511183
I hope we will be able to buy food trough amazon mexico soon too.

>>8511363
thats my favorite relatively cheap peanut butter

>>8504686
oh fuck saved

doesn't matter unless its natural peanut butter

>>8500152
>Which peanut butter brand is better?

I don’t eat much peanut butter but when I do, I get pic related, as they’re a local metro Detroit company.

Though my understanding is that nowadays, they’re just a label and the actual peanut butter itself is made by Jiff or some other mega corporation.

>>8500152
Skippy

>>8504686

Funny OC? On my /ck/? It's likelier than you think.

>has actual peanut butter that separates on the shelf
>doesn't store it upside down
get on my level

>>8513928
>just a label and the actual peanut butter itself is made by Jiff or some other mega corporation.
that wouldn't surprise me
though considering how fucking easy it is to manufacture peanut butter I don't think it'd be very common

Koogle
God Tier
Stopped eating peanut butter when it was taken off the market

Get on my level, plebs

Peanut Butter, maybe for the help, perhaps for the dog

Cashew Butter

All day everyday

The spread of the g_d's

>>8504686

genuinely lol'd

>>8500233
I'm surprised the labels are still in English.

I haven't found a natural peanut butter I don't like.