/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8484840

>>8484841

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
>you will never be crust deep in her melted cheese

>>8484841
>>8484847
>there's more
God yes

>>8484918
I love that this is the Korean version of something like frito pie in that it's just comfy junk food.

>>8484847
Her hairs in the pizza!
>REEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8484840

>>8484952

Booze ain't food

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
fun fact: she's one of the stars on Birdemic and she gets half naked in it

>>8485567
fun fact: this is the first time anyone has ever referred to the cast of Birdemic as 'stars'

>>8485567
good lord her imdb is a trainwreck of terrible B movies

>>8485562
What do you mean "booze ain't good?" I'd rather chop off my own ding dong than admit that.

>>8485582
>not considering Birdemic to be anything else but a fucking masterpiece

ha

pleb

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
>No beautiful pizza woman in my life

I need end it all already ;___;

Pad see mao mmmmmm

>>8484847
>pizza bukake
thisismynewfetish.jpg

>>8484840
She looks like she's about to slide off her seat.

>>8486198
WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THAT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

>>8485637
you had one quotation to quote, and ya blew it.

It all looks pretty meh tier to me :|

>>8487215
>

>>8487824
>>

>>8487215
I miss when loudposters didn't post like they were typing in all caps.

>>8484840
>Tomato soup levels of fucking sauce on the pizza

Get this garbage out of here I've seen frozen Tombstone pizzas that look more appetizing.

>>8484918
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>8488732
prove it

Da burs

>>8485290
Al pastor is fucking life

>>8485637
Ouch you really messed up there boi didnt yah?

>>8485290
Fuck yes. Southern California reporting in.

Contributing.

>>8484847
l-lewd

>>8489404
same here buddy

>>8491054

>>8485567

What's her name? Any nudes? Where does she live? I want to rape and kill her

>>8485567
>not completely naked
>implying anyone cares

>>8489413

with dried cranberries and rosemary and walnuts, and using camembert not brie, this shit is bananas

>>8487215
Now THIS is a quality post.

One for the carnivores.

>>8492126

>>8485637
You're either dyslexic, drunk or both.

Good job ya dusty drunk.

>>8492126
I would dive into that with my hands bound.
Btw thanks for breaking my no-fap

>>8492126
>the whole fucking brisket

yes my man

>>8492126
u trying to turn me into an animal?... u savage...SCIENCE!! ...SCIIENNNCCEE!! helllpp!..i dune wana b an animal >:(
>pic related
i speak whale

>>8493619
It's really lean.

Nobody here with a sweet tooth is there?

loli haet pizza

>>8493640
Fuck, I used to read cracked everyday 2010-2013. I loved seanbaby, think I stopped reading when he stopped posting regularly.

>>8493772

Yes - but the crumb on that cake looks off, to me.

>>8493903
>Bottom of cup touches cheese

>>8493878
Around that time was when cracked took a retarded nosedive, you are not missing anything anymore unless you want to read about "10 ways transgenered otherkin are STILL abused in [current year] that you didnt know about"

>>8493872

>>8493990
Yeah, those articles were starting to pop up when I left.

>>8493990

this is what happens when you hire women and mentally unstable weirdoes for diversity reasons. Maybe the site was falling apart because the original funny writers left first, but direction that site went was an embarrassment.

I am dying. This is my deathbed

>>8484948
mcdonalds is 100% disgusting. fuck off.

I'd post a pic of the italian hoagie I had yesterday, but I took it on my iphone and I'm not a great picture taker.

Someone post a picture of an hoagie pls

>>8485290

hnnngh those 'stor 'cos

>>8495543
here you go retard

>>8495817

>>8486118
Not usually a dessert man but this pic made my mouth water.

>>8485290
Oh god, I did a college program in Southern Mexico a few years back and had these every fucking day I was down there. There was a family restaurant not far away from where I was staying, and I remember watching the big cleavage of arm fat wiggle over the elbow of the older woman who worked there as she sliced that trompo. She was my queen.

>>8494059
You okay Anon?

Don't die.

>>8485721
>>8484964
>>8488728
>>8495176
>>8495510

>tfw only half way to weight loss goal minimum mark

why the fuck can't I just go to bed and not sit on this board high as a kite drinking green tea

>>8492126
Fuck yeah. Looks good.

>>8485567
When I found this out, I found her less appealing.

I liked it better when I thought she was a hot girl who was just genuinely lusting for that pizza. But now that I know that she's a "star" doing what it takes to make it in "Hollywood", I just instantly assumed that she was just posing for the most dank memerific picture to spread across the interwebs.

I LOVED her, man!

>>8484841
true story: I was in love with this girl until I saw this follow on photo and it ruined it for me entirely

>tl;dr let a perfect fantasy remain frozen in time.
>this is the nature of art

>>8498471
>>8498543
>caring this much about a generic looking chick who you've only seen grainy thumbnails of
It's posts like these that make me feel better about my life

>>8495510
best snacks for any kind of occasion

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847

>>8488613
>>>

>>8494059
>i aM LITERALLY DYING!!! XDDDD

>>8494988
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS! LOX!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LOX.
IT IS CALLED LAX YOU CUNTS

>>8494988
>creampie_pink_innie_round_bun.jpg

>>8498812
The burgers do this to every language they come into contact with. Look what they did to english!

>>8485562
if it has calories in it then it's food
t. alcohol enthusiast*

>>8498836

TREE FIDDY INNIT TWEE OCWOCK

fucking britfucks can't even speak their own corntooth language

>>8499410
>paint a masterpiece
>american thinks you've done it wrong and starts painting over it
>thinks his "improvement" is objectively correct
Philistines.

>>8497989

i'm dieting too. Low carb. Mesmerizing myself with pictures of spaghetti.

>>8499759
this is true

>>8499759
For your analogy to be accurate english needed to originally be a masterpiece.

>>8498836
American english is closer to tradition english than what britbungholes currently """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speak"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

>>8499759

>paint a fucking scribble drawing of language using the literate version of crayons
>can't fucking speak it correctly
>have the gall to call it a masterpiece when it's an inbred shitfuck of latin, german, celtic, scandinavians and some words that queer Shakespeare literally made up
>become butthurt and painful obsessed about america, again

rite m8 oy innit twee furty guv been abito bants oliveull

>>8501908
>beans on toast

I will never understand this.

>>8495176
Are you from Lexington, Ky?

>>8497989
I feel your pain. I'm doing the same thing right now. Just took a job a Hawaii. I'm a hairy fat dude who really loves chicken and they are literally everywhere on the islands. I feel like Homer Simpson

>>8484918
I can´t tell what most the ingredints in that are, except the noodles and the lettuce, what is that square looking meat?

>>8492126
>le ebin merchant food
Allow me to retort with the patrician's choice.
Well aged chateubriand.

>>8502732
Spam

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
Her name is Whitney Moore.

>>8503522
Nobody asked.

>>8495510
Fuck I miss Germany.

>>8503532
All white people look the same so I figured some people might be interested.

Some duck at a local restaurant

Fuck, I'm so hungry right now, but I'm too lazy to drive down to the store and buy food.

>>8484918
GOAT comfort food

>>8484840
Perhaps not to everybody's taste but I made this creamed lamb-stew with fresh mint - and I am very proud of both the taste and the looks of it. God bless Trump!

>>8486118
I need this

hi

>>8484918

>posting a pic of spaghetti-os

>>8497989
YOU CAN DO IT MY MAN I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>8500117
>>8502568
YOU TOO BOYS DON'T GIVE UP

>>8495510
Did not know cameras were around in the 1600s

>>8497373
saved

>>8484964

>>8509805
>flavored vodka
ew

>>8495176
>crack fries
Unless you've tried crack, you really shouldn't go around comparing things to crack. It's really a disgusting and stupid thing to do.

>inb4 I'VE TRIED EVERY DRUG EVERY I HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM MY PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH DRUGS I AM JOHNNY DEEP IN FEARED AND LOAFING IN LOS ANGELES

>>8503415
I came in a yoctosecond.

>>8484918
>>8484924
>because it's a foreign dish, it's instantly exotic and comforting
it's ramen with a bunch of shit thrown into it. go to any poor person's house and you'll see someone crying into a bowl of this

>>8491599
>something completely different is better

>>8509830
Shut up, crackhead

>>8484840

Mama mia thats a big pizza

>>8502487
That's from HopCat in Grand Rapids, MI

>>8499410

>>8495405
NO ONE HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES

>>8484918
oh man I fucking love army stew.

>>8502437
fuck off m8

>>8503415
spam, and no lettuce, there's usually tofu and sausage in there as well, sometimes kimchi, though that's always on the side anyways.

>>8509830
Are you having a stroke

Do you require assistance

'ZA
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A

>>8510983

Go to sleep, CDG.

>>8510211
what is 'pizza'?

do you mean 'za?

carne asada fries ughhh

>>8511168

>live in best craft brew region in the country
>drink shitty mexi sugar water
>think your opinion matters

>>8511173
>pic is from google

>>8511202

>implying it matters

If you're going to push SoCal drunk food you better fucking include their top tier beer.

>>8499410
>fucking britfucks can't even speak their own corntooth language

>Can't speak the language we invented
>Grr I hate daddy so much

Remember the time we burned down the white house? :^)
Stay salty boy, Canada is our favourite

>>8509850
Do you not know what Frito Pie is?

>>8501908
>Beans on toast
I have seen this before, is this real british food?

What kind of beans are those? and what is that sauce on it? What exactly does this taste like?

>>8511173
>best craft brew region in the country
you better mean Michigan, boy.

>>8511416

Kek

>>8485619
She gets a lot of work though. She probably lives a pretty comfortable life.

Etrn

>>8495510
>no grapes

>>8511483

WHY have I never thought of combining fried eggs and scrambled eggs

Thank you

>>8511497
I browned some diced onions then formed a ring to crowd the fried egg in the middle, trhe fried egg could suffer a tiny bit more heat than the scramble, so it went first. After spatulating the perimeter slowly poured the whisked second egg around it, it was enough for me to push it in more so the raw egg could reach the pan. Even with that I noticed the egg whites were not setting fast enough while the bottom was becoming done. The scramble could be flipped, but the yolk bearer wasn't fresh-strong already. ( I lucked out as the whisked egg had a broken yolk when i cracked, but by luck or because under a lightbulb, one egg had larger overall splotches in the shell to indicate the big circle type biochemistry.

Anyways, topping the pan with a lid helped set the clear yolk on top, but was lacking a bit when i was ready to pull it off even after the flame was at minimum..... so i used a torch lighter on the eggs, spices, toast, and by the grace of divine inspiration, into the soft parts of the sausages, they crackled .

>>8495510
>aged semihard

TARGET AQUIRED

>>8511520

Well my man I can't say I understand all of what you're trying to say. Are you saying the creation of this egg dish was simple serendipity or you set out to break new ground? I'm gonna try to recreate this beautiful egg and onion thing you've done this weekend. If I hadn't eaten the last of my eggs last night I would try it right now.

>>8511574
I was just describing what I did, it can be as simple or complex as you want, but torching the spices is one thing as well as an early covering perhaps even with a half teaspoon of water, unless you have fresh ass eggs you can confidently flip. Bonne ape tit.

>>8502732
>square looking meat?
In any kind of Korean food, any squarish meat is going to be Spam. They love it for some reason.

>>8504708
The best part is throwing the left overs of that into a pie for tomorrow.

>>8509805
>Jelly Melon
That looks pretty cool, I believe I'll save this picture and try and remember to make it in summer.

>>8508934
t-thanks anon
>>8500117
i'm doing low carb low fat that psmf diet. it's going well, but holy shit i'm really close to just eating a bowl of rice i want carbs so bad
>>8502568
What kind of chicken you got over there anon?

>tfw can't eat moms cupcakes anymore
>pic related moms cup cakeroos

>>8497329
I like your style

>>8505631
Looks great- never had the dish tho...

>>8511173
> t. never had jarritos man

>>8501878
port and freens

>>8511495
Olives zre way better than grapes you faggot

Hwaiian BBQ ribs, chicken, rice, mac salad, and spam sushi.

Imagine if you were a sushi cook in Mexico's richest fishing bay. That style has sincem ade it's way across mexico, with large sushi more savory like Korean rolls, often named after DBZ, yes, this is full of rich avocado, pleasing crab salad, and occasional fish, as well as chicken. 1 of 2

The liberal use of carrots shreds was simple, rustic and fresh.

>>8512008
>>8512011
>looks delicious

>>8512008
>>8512011
looks bad todd

>>8512008
>>8512011
This is like one of those many threads on /s/ where people start spamming their ugly fat girlfriends.

>>8512008
>>8512011
>mfw allergic to crab

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
First of all, MY GOD SHE'S PRETTY.
Second of all, why is there so many pictures of this girl eating pizza?

>>8512649
Go to plebbit

r/funny/comments/3fb22j/what_true_love_looks_like/

The answer lies within

>>8512649
>>8512675

Dont forget to stay there and never come back

>>8512649
It's just a thing. Her name's Whitney Moore, she was in that shitty Birdemic movie.

>>8512675
>plebbit
No wonder this board has so many cucks.

>>8512677
The autism is strong in this one.

Why would I leave and never come back? Because I didn't know something you know? My sides are falling off. Good grief, you miserable bastard.

>>8512707
What is Birdemic?

>>8512649
I know it's overwhelming, all these new sensations and feelings and urges that come with puberty, but there is a difference between a chick you'd like to have sex with (i.e. 95% of them) and actual beauty

you'll sort it out, I believe in you

>>8512726

One of the worst B-movies you'll ever see.

Birdemic makes Sharknado 3 look like Citizen Kane

>>8512003
>spam sushi

spam musubi*

>>8484913
This actually look greasy and disgusting as fuck

>>8486242
This is a dessert with fish?

>>8495510
that charcuterie board looks amazing.

PIZZA PIZDA

>>8497989
I know exactly how you feel. Last night I couldn't fall asleep because I was thinking of pizza.

>>8489413
>eating off a spade with only a knife

why

>>8502437
its fucking sick mate try it

>>8484840

>>8484840

>>8514473
is that dog retarded

>>8514490

Made me laugh for some reason.

I've been sick all day and just started drinking - and have a job interview tomorrow.

>>8511668
>leftovers

hahaha

>>8513457
Kill yourself

>>8503415
how do I make carrots like this?
oven?

>>8514975

A little water, brown sugar, butter in a saute pan. Cook until the water is gone, lightly saute, season. Nice and candied and tender.

>>8514517
Interesting filename.

>>8514990
Do the carrots stay under the water/butter/sugar solution or do they stay halfly submerged

>>8493903
YES
>>8493988
lick it off

>>8502437
ausfag here, can confirm we do this too, it's amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41fliJ8mgXA

>>8503596
So do the Germans.

>>8512739
Sharknado?

>>8515013
I failed to picture the chips and/or tortillas normally used to scoop it off whatever it lands on.

>>8497989
Im dieting too my dude! You've got this!!!!! Just keep going. :)

i want buttered toast or curry

>>8515066
Omgosh

>>8509830
yall got any more rocks?

>>8485562
Tell that to Russians the Irish and catholics.

im just you know feelin toast and curry

>>8514501
wtf I love london now

>>8511223
Hahah wow you're a fag

>>8495510
I would annihilate that sumbitch.

>>8502437
It tastes good?

>>8514489

>>8514501
The former mayor of London and the current one?

>>8497329
>>>8485290
>Oh god, I did a college program in Southern Mexico a few years back and had these every fucking day I was down there. There was a family restaurant not far away from where I was staying, and I remember watching the big cleavage of arm fat wiggle over the elbow of the older woman who worked there as she sliced that trompo. She was my queen.
Did you get to toss her fat,slimy,mexican salad?

>>8501878
Your massive amount of quotation marks won me over.

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
'ZAED

>>8503415
Dear gods. They just don't serve meat that delicious in my fail-country.

>>8515930
Somebody report this man. He chopped off a mans penis and is eating it like the nasty whore he is with a side of the man's own feces.

>>8514489
>not cutting a pizza that large into squares

>>8515998
Fuck jitb for getting rid of this.

>>8511388
it's just fucking baked beans from a can. sugary tomato sauce with white beans

>>8502437
murican here, its actually pretty damn good

>>8503415
>skinning carrots
the sign of a true pleb

>>8516134
ain't gone where I live

>>8514485
>meat on pizza

>>8495510
Lovely.

Hey, I havent been here for a while, are the al/ck/y threads not allowed anymore or what?

>>8516203
If they aren't, they should. Just a thread of assholes wallowing in their own self-pity.

>>8502487
No, but i am. Where is poutine around here?

>>8516134
California; knows how to party.

>>8517392
Please rename your photo because of the burned bits.

>>8502437
>He's never had refried beans on toast

>>8511223
>kind of place that sells carne asada fries probably doesnt even have a liquor license

>>8517392
Eggs NEVER look delicious. That looks like a greasy and wet pile of slimy shit.

>>8485721
I like when pepperoni is small and curls up into little grease cups like that.

>>8486118
I can't tell if that's banana or mango or something else.

>>8517396
good god

>>8514473
did she died

Whole wheat flapjack (pancake) mix is tough to cook so i cover it with a pan, but it makes me feel like a failure for not being able to finnesse of skillful heat or pan technique. I might try to crepe it.

>>8512008
>>8512011

>>8512530
Have someone eat it in front of you. Eventually your holy gaurdian angel will tell you when divine protection has graced you or the crab.

>>8518462

>>8518472
How to Write exe in C++ TO Resize My PHotos I Am Two Lazy "Stack Exchange"

>>8518476
I am so unemployed.

>>8515967

>Be commiefornian
>some kebab shoppe dude i always eat at on weekend worried about trump muslim ban
>get him citizenship papers and help file 2016 taxes today
>get a free kebab out of it
>mfw

>>8515996
Why do they look so mad?

>>8518487
Cool Dude I'd Suck Your D

>>8517759
i was with you up until 'shit'.

Those eqqs look fantastic and I would let them slide down my gullet whole.

>>8518462
>>8518472
>>8518476
>>8518483

what the fuck dude

>>8511034
I actually want this the most right now

>>8512003
that musubi looks mutilated senpai

>>8484840
i know this is a meme, but who is this girl? I love her.

>>8488732
stfu faggot

>>8518836
If all the comments about "Birdemic" are correct, then I think she is Whitney Moore, a B-movie horror flick actress.

>>8518836
Went back and confirmed, google image search of "whitney moore pizza" turns up the same photos as the first results.

>>8518836

>>8514520
You JUST know...

>>8518816
I have yet to have anyone tell me where this restaurant is. I would seriously drive halfway across the country to eat this right now

>>8511168
they have the best sodas. mexican food is pretty singular tho for the most part, like japanese food.

im partial towards indian food

>>8484840
>>8484841
>>8484847
>>8484913

>pizza
>looks good

Looks like dead flesh and cow puss with a side of carbs.

Only children and the mentally-stunted eat pizza.

>>8488732
It's okay if it's good tomato sauce, well seasoned and slightly spicy with a decent body. If it's the cheap food-service sweetened shit, then I'd agree with you.

>>8518983

>>8488858
Truth
>>8488728
God damn it's breakfast time but I'd destroy this right now

>>8492126
Bonered

>>8515100

Sharknado is a movie that makes Transmorphers look like Transformers

>>8502437
It's fuckin lush cunt get it down ya

>>8484841
I've never seen part 2. Cute.

>>8511034
i want that

>>8484913
That looks like a disgusting stale crust frozen pizza

I wish I was a pizza and a girl ate me

>>8515996

>Those white plates
>4 remotes
>shit ton of plants inside
>pizza for birthday/celebration
>pizza cutter brought out on precut pizza

There's so much to love of this picture of old people

>>8518487
Reported to ICE.

>>8518487
>admitting to committing a crime on 4chan

you realize that's against the rules, right?

>>8501908
I feel like every single British food I’ve ever seen has toast

>>8514502
good luck man

>>8522020
How new are you?

>everything posted here is a work of fiction

>>8518972
Do you really want to go to Austin?
http://www.eater.com/2015/11/9/9695648/austin-tasting-menu-la-barbecue-video

>>8522094

This isn't /b/, retard.

>>8484948
For me, its the Mcchicken

>>8511317
good, maybe the brits obsession can settle down then.

>>8509709
who needs that much fuckein pickles

>>8495510

>tfw I would probably eat all of that like the fat fuck I am

>>8503415

>chateaubriand

boooooooring and aging barely does shit to it too you pretentious ass

>>8510033

it's still a cheese en croute and camembert and brie are similar cheeses. just a nice pairing,

>>8511855

not with cheese

>>8513284

did you make this post just to show us you know what a charcuterie board is called?

>>8485562
Booze is literally all and everything there is.

>>8494037
Do you have this with sound?

>>8522037

>>8522326
learn2google fucking tripfag

>>8511034
Deep dish pizza is the most disgusting fucking food i can imagine. This image is just a regular pizza, but the toppings are replaced with a fuckload of cheese.

It's absolutely repulsive.

>>8493772
>>8493979
Not moist enough.

>>8522020
It's not a crime to help somebody fill out and file papers.

>>8522020
>helping someone fill out US government forms is a crime now

Damn, I guess quite a few CPA's and attorneys are going to be pissed they don't have jobs anymore in Drumpf's kingdom.

>>8485562

>>8515010
They'll rest in the sauce, but not even come close to being submerged. Another variation on this recipe is "Carrots and Beer" from The Frugal Gourmet.

>>8522621
Do the universe a favor and put a bullet through your tiny, smooth brain you stupid, tasteless faggot.

>>8514473

>extreme close up
>wwooooooaaaaaaaa
>wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>8511495
lol thas what i thot. check out the one i did. wish i did a baguette tho

>>8485559
Every time