/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>love mushrooms as a kid
>get a pizza from olive garden covered in mushrooms
>get food poisioning
>to this day, I can't even think about mushrooms without feeling sick

I've tried reintroducing my body to them, but I just can't do it for some reason.

>>8476021
Wow you are degenerate

>>8476021
>>8476028

Fucking man-childs.....if you can't eat or drink something because of one bad experience, you are a weak minded little fuck that deserves death

kebab
>visit a kebab joint on a regular basis
>have eaten their stuff a ton of times
>one day they suddenly close down
>turns out it was because of 'health hazards'
but that's not the end of it, i would've been glad if that was JUST it
>it was closed down because one of the chefs was caught on tape jacking off into the container with garlic sauce
guess what my favourite sauce was
i've probably swallowed like a gallon of cum unknowingly
haven't eaten a kebab ever since

>>8476046
american white piggu! fat american pig degenerate eat big mac, dumb fat piggu you want burger pig scum!?!

>>8476021
>Cousin is fancy pants chef
>Go to high concept small plate dinner opening of museum restaurant to support cousin, also free food.
>5 chefs making 5 individual plates trying to be experimental
>Cousin beforehand tells me that one of the guys got a bit weird with it.
>Whatever still free food
>Cousins plate comes up, god bless the man it's totally normal food
>Deconstructed turkey pot pie
>Just mush it all together and eat it like a real pot pie because fuck presentation
>Next and last plate the chef introduces as "THE WHITE PLATE"
>What the fuck does that even mean.
>It ended up being a white plate covered in only white food
>Plain white rice
>Mashed potato
>Anything that was white he put on the plate
>Even just boiled rings of squid
>It was repulsive
>Nothing went together
>It made me so sick I spent the next two days in the twilight zone of maybe about to puke maybe not
>Still can't eat squid.

Why would you travel on a plane during opiate withdrawals? Even laying in bed, marathoning sopranos is hell on earth when you're withdrawing. It sounds like you were a few days in since you thought you could eat, but still if you were puking and shitting regularly why subject yourself to air travel?

>>8476061
Post the tape.

>>8476046
Fuck you, asshole. Just because I did drugs (I've been clean for 6 months) doesn't make me a degenerate. I'm not poor, so I've never stolen anything or robbed anyone. I volunteer a ton and did back then too.

>>8476227
I had no choice. My lease ran up and my semester started a day after I landed. It was from buprenorphine so the WD was loooooooong

>>8476375
Shit that sucks man, I feel for you. My experience with subs is that they aren't the worst opiate withdrawals at least, just one of the longest.

I remember when I was going through my first H withdrawal I thought it would be a good idea to load up on fruits and vitamins. Ate a shitload of blackberries and ended up puking purple for the rest of the day. But I still like blackberries :)

>>8476371
Tell me about your mother

>>8476433
She's cool

>>8476061
Thats fucking BS every city where kebab is popular has that story and its never true

One time i ate some kale and it gave me the worst stomach ach ive ever had. Spent 6 hours forcing myself to throw up every last bit of it.

Never had it sincr and dont plan on eating it ever again.

>>8476538
It's just Trump supporting /pol/lacks false flagging to make Muslims look bad. Report for racism and ignore.

>home country has its own variant of cheese curds
>it's spongier, fresher and saltier than most
>pretty cheap and filling
>brother and I gorge on one packet of cheese curds
>slightly saltier than usual but pretty good
>six hours later we are in agony
>doing intestinal acrobatics of shitting your entrails while vomiting profusely
>stomach contorting and aching like fuck
>start throwing up blood due to the intestinal emptiness and the muscular violence
>as our parents freak out and try to call someone to give us a ride to the hospital, we slowly get better
>pass out
>everything's all right in the morning

I'm never eating those truly vile, repugnant cheese curds again

I can't eat Reese's Pieces anymore
A friend bet me $5 that I couldn't finish a big bag of them in 10 minutes. I won but spent the rest of the night puking which then later turned into shitting my guts out.

>>8476551
Thats a big assumption. Stop being so quick to judge, bigot.

Ate mussels a few hours before coming down hard with norovirus. Took me a couple years to want to eat them, even though I know it wasn't caused by them.

Other than that, it's just been getting nauseous over the smell of hard alcohol for a few days after occasionally puking it up.

>14 years old
>at summer camp
>we had a special event day with different activities
>one of them was bobbing for frozen grapes in bowls of whipped cream
>whipped cream was left out after the activities were done
>took it and ate the entire tub
>didn't go to the dance at the end of the day because I was sick
>stayed back in the cabin and tried to sleep it off
>woke up just as everyone else was returning and getting for bed
>immediately threw up into my friend's open suitcase from the top bunk
>also got puke all over a pillow that my sister reluctantly let me borrow and take to camp

Couldn't eat whipped cream for quite a few years after that.

>>8476021
Whopper Jr.

As a kid my parents bought me one at mall's food court. I bit into it and it had toenails and grime inside. Spat it out. Parents bitch out at the cashier. Wash my mouth n stuff. Later that day I get food poisoning.

Back in the day KFC had those honey barbecue bullshit tender bite fuckin things. I was in like 4th grade and grew up with a single mom who would NEVER fuckin cook.
>Be me
>4th grade
>wake up early as fuck like 4AM so i could watch muh jimmy newtron
>grubbin on bullshit tenders for breakfast because no food/was fatass
>get to school at like 9
>recess at 12
>by two o clock i feel a gurgle in my stomach along with a clenching pain
>like this is probably what a period cramp feels like
>second recess is at 3
>swingtimeniggas.jpg
>swing super high and jump off at the top
>hit ground
>shit pants
>have to run into classroom
>first instinct is to scrap it out of my undies
>doesant work
>im in a bathroom with honey barbecue shit all over my hands
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>end up throwing undies away
>cute girl who sits next to me keeps saying she smells poop
>its my hand


FUCK KFC I FUCKIN HATE EM

>>8476051
When you get sick your body associates the food with the illness, and you get an automatic adverse reaction to it as a defense against future poisoning. It has nothing to do with being "weak minded" but judging by your misuse of the ellipsis and "man-childs" this will fall on deaf ears.

>at a ball game
>buy a bag of peanuts
>eat most of the bag
>shell and all
>mmm dat salty shell
Later that evening...
>extremely sharp pains in my stomache
>killme.exe
>violently puke out all the peanut and shell fibers about 4 hours after pain begins
>can only taste peanut
>peanut is hell
>have not eaten peanuts since
>just the smell gives me flashbacks
Peanut butter is fine though. Weird. I was 17 years old.

I also had a hotdog but that that must have passed.

>>8476021
>now I can only take it black
at least you got careeroptions in porn

>>8477879
Also,
>mom bought a pack of gummi peach rings
>I being 5 years old decided to eat them all just before parents went out
Poor babysitter. I can still remember the taste like I'm eating one right now

And this time not my fault
>little older, maybe 11
>eating pizza
>also eat some nerds candy
>get violently ill
>puke up pizza and nerds for hours
>little pieces of nerd everywhere
>never had nerds since

>10 years old
>receive a 16oz can of cashews from a relative cause cashews are great
>fat little fuck kid logic sets in
>i eat the whole can of cashews at once
>vomihhrea for 2 days straight

It's been 11 years and still even the smell of cashews.

Also, a bonus:
>8 years old
>dad takes me to a nearby chinese buffet
>stuff my face because again I am a fat fuck
>come home
>about an hour later I don't feel so well
>dad blames the fried rice, as that is the one thing I ate that he didn't and he was fine
>i puke once that night, nbd
>next day comes
>i wake with a start, and a sudden urge to vomit
>as I am still drowsy, I can't make it to the toilet
>end up projectile vomiting on the other head board of my bed, the wall, and my blankets
>in addition, I shit myself profusely
>too much shock and am too dumb to get up, so I cry myself to sleep in a pile of my own vomit and feces
>grandma finds me ten minutes later and flips her shit
>vomihhrea for another 5 days
>on the sixth day my dad brings me to the hospital to get put on IV because in this time I can't even hold down water
>takes me a full two weeks to recover completely

beware chinese buffet fried rice. I will never touch those hot pots with the lids full of rice ever again in my life. dad should have sued but lawyer and investigation costs weren't affordable at the time.

though I did get a new bed set out of the ordeal so that was nice

>>8477900
Wanna be nut brothers?

>>8476538
>Every city where kebab is popular

Did you ever think that is because it happens all over the place since a lot of Muslim immigrants come from filthy disgusting places that maybe, just maybe their hygiene practices aren't very good.

Sure it might not all be cum in the garlic sauce, but the fact that there are so many stories about teenagers fucking the family dog proves that people often have the same idea when put in the same situation.

>>8477585
No big loss there, cleaning the shitsacks out of the things takes forever.

I know people say "just eat the grit" but I personally do not enjoy knowing that I am eating my foods shit when I am chewing. Call me old fashioned, I am not one of those fancy east coast-goers but the idea of eating somethings shit is kind of a turn off.

>>8477912
absolutely

I have a hard time eating pita bread anymore. And tuna.

>be 19/20
>flunk out of college
>parents force me to go on Outward Bound to get my shit straight or something
>basically a 27 day hike out in the wilderness of the midwestern canyonlands
>during the most grueling week, had to eat pita bread/tuna/mustard for lunch, every day
>sweltering heat made the tuna and the mustard extra warm
>only had iodine purified desert water to wash it out

never again

>in middle school.
>used to eat these frozen breakfast egg and sausage sandwiches in the morning
>every time I would eat them my whole day was fucked up because they would give me horrible gas
>one time
>horrible stomach pains right when I get to school
>waddle my way to bathroom
>sit on the toilet and just fart harder than ever in my life
>no idea it was possible to fart this hard
>no shit just a massive horrible smelling fart
>another time
>stomach hurts again
>this time walking into my first period history
>pull off one of these farts walking in through the door
>entire class is disrupted in seconds
>the boys are hysterically laughing people say it smells like hot dogs and crap
>teacher is a hot younger woman and even she's laughing
>this goes on for about 20 minutes
>I was on the on other side of the room by the time the smell kicked in though so I don't think anyone actually knew it was me
I was a serious dumbass back then as most people are I assume. I think I would be more embarrassed by this memory if a. people knew it was me, and b. people where actually mad about it, they mostly just thought it was funny so no harm done I guess.

>>8476021

Not food but red wine.

>15 years old
>get older brothers friends to buy 3 casks of red wine
>1 cask each for me and two friends
>proceed to pour pint glasses of red wine
>challenge one of my friends to see who can down more pints
>I can just remember downing the third or fourth PINT of wine
>blank
>wake up in a creek near my friends house
>covered in red vomit and a pizza box i was using for a blanket
>physically can't stand, every time I move my stomach cramps and i vomit everywhere
>sleep in the creek for another four hours till i can move
>eventually walk back to friends house and pass out on his doorstep

His mum ended up coming out and finding me half dead, covered in red vomit and dirt on her doorstep. To this day I can't even smell red wine without feeling instantly sick, my auntie smashed a bottle one Christmas and I couldn't go back in the room till the smell had cleared.

I can only think of certain alcohol that I can't drink.

Like that Franzia box wine. When I was younger I got outrageously drunk on that crap and was sick for three days straight afterwards. Never do the tour de franzia.

>>8478060
>make friends with stoner in college
>pays me in pot brownies for help with programming
>home alone one weekend
>decide to see what being crossfaded is like with edibles
>buy pint of bottom shelf whiskey
>horribly cheap Canada House for $5
>almost threw up taking shots
>wash down brownie
>end up drinking rest of pint waiting for them to kick in
>watching movie on laptop
>suddenly insanely fucking high
>multiple thoughts and emotions occurring in parallel
>eventually lose all senses except sight
>purge all over myself and my laptop
>watch laptop malfunction and die as the puke seeps through the keyboard into the motherboard
>smells like being sick on Christmas because of the weed and whiskey blend
>spend next few hours in vegetative state covered in vomit

Sorry for my long and boring story

>>8476021
I couldn't eat hot dogs for about 5 years after getting a bad one as a kid.

Now I just don't eat them because they're fucking boring.

>>8478114
>Horribly cheap whisky
Poor soul. I have no idea what makes cheap whisky so fucking bad.
Bad rum is bad but bad whisky is horrendous.

I can't drink Bacardi anymore, I went out when I was like 19 and decided I'd have a few shots, as far as I can remember I had about 4 shots of Bacardi 151 in about a half hour and could barely even walk. Slept on the cold concrete right in front of the door because I was too fucked to even make it that far and ever since then the taste of Bacardi makes me instantly want to throw up.

>be me a few years back, 14 or so
>diagnosed with disease that makes my enamel softer than normal
>turns out I have like 10 cavities between my teeth because of this
>bummed out but go in and get them drilled
>the whole time my teeth are getting drilled I have this weird half-stale, gross taste
>a few weeks later, try corn nuts for the first time from the gas station
>gag when I bite down, they taste exactly like pulverized cavity dust
Fuck corn nuts

>>8476371

>clean for 6 months
>not a degenerate

If you weren't a degenerate, you would never get addicted to opiates. Also 6 months clean is fuck all. The only way anyone can ever really beat an addiction to anything is to be clean when they die.

>>8478180
Why can't you be nice?

>>8476877
weak-stomached faggot. kill yourself before you pass on your worthless genes

>>8476021
>mescaline
>the taste gave me food ptsd
>seeing things like broccoli juice,lime milk, cacti being prepared for eatingw etc just gives me taste flashbacks now
i can no longer eat brocolli, either. it really gives me conniptions.

>>8478114
It's okay, you got a few laughs out of me.

Fucking flavored vodkas. The cheap ones that had weird flavors like orange-peach and cola. Oh god the fucking cola vodka.

I haven't been able to drink flavored liquors that aren't SUPER smooth for like 2 years now, turned my stomach into a complete pussy.

the only time I ever ate Taco Bell, I ended up coming down with the worst flu I've ever had the next day.
I know it wasn't food poisoning because it was running through my family, but I'll never be able to break the association of Taco Bell and vomiting and sweating so hard I couldn't sleep for 3 days

>>8478026
>people say it smells like hot dogs and crap
oh god

>>8478176
bacardi is fucking floor cleaner. I have no idea why it's so popular.

>>8476021
>le In-N-Out is bad meme...
Fuck off back to your pretentious food faggot.

>>8476021
Bennigans.
They're in Holiday Inn hotels.
Food poisoning twice during reserve duty.
And their service was always complete shit.
Fuck those mother fuckers.

>>8476051
Half the people on here would probably wreck your fat ass for mumbling that at them.
Reevaluate your life dipshit.

>>8476538
Not just kebab joints. My city's version had the cook of a sandwich place adding his baby sauce to the mayo.

>>8478070
>tour de franzia
I accept your dare. I'll Lance Armstrong that shit.

>>8476061
Budapest?

>>8476196
>mashed potatoes, white rice, squid rings
how was this allowed to happen?

>>8477900
there's no way you got sick from fried rice. It was probably some bad meat your dad was able to handle but you were too young to.

>go to Disney World
>fucking love peppermint bark but haven't had it in a while
>eat an entire bag of peppermint bark I got at a bakery in Magic Kingdom
>it's also hot as fuck even though its December because fuck florida
>leave the park, start feeling funny
>later that night end up puking up the entire contents of my stomach and then some while sitting on the floor sobbing

happiest place on earth my ass.

>be me
>about 10-11
>go to Costco
>see this red velvet cake
>convince family we should eat it later
>its later
>dad has to go to work, mom is showering
>I eat the cake and like it
>like it so much my dumb ass decides to try and eat an entire cake
>dont even make it halfway before I'm stuffed
>vomit.webm

>>8478180
PROJECTING

>>8478481
Baby sauce?

>be 11 or 12
>mom made homemade mac and cheese
>sitting in the kitchen wolfing it down
>barely chewing the noodles before swallowing
>finish the bowl and feel a burp coming up
>i burp and a noodle launches out of my throat and onto my tongue
>can taste the stomach acid coating it
>run to the sink and throw up

I still eat mac and cheese but I chew carefully now.

>>8478180

Is your containment board full or something?

>>8478609
you do realize fried rice typically has eggs and the possibility of cross contamination don't you?

>>8478609
Could've been fried rice syndrome

>>8478026

>used to eat these frozen breakfast egg and sausage sandwiches in the morning
>every time I would eat them my whole day was fucked up because they would give me horrible gas

Yet you stubbornly kept eating them. Amazing.

>be like 7
>having big family dinner with people who are dead now
>mom makes jalapeno poppers (jalapeno and cream cheese, breaded and baked/fried)
>eat like 4
>???????
>end up vomiting them, tastes the same as when they went down
>able to recall the aroma vividly

Still don't think I've had a jalapeno popper since then and don't really plan on it

>>8476021

don't get on a plane if you can't handle a cross country flight degenerate scum.

>>8478060

This story is similar to why I don't drink red wine.

>>8477736
Not buying this one for a few reasons, but mainly if you bit into it and spit it out, you didn't catch food poisoning from that burger.

>>8478481
my city's version had a bbq line cook adding his baby batter to the coleslaw at both BBQ joints in town..

can't eat subway anymore
>order a meatball sub
>greasy guy behind the counter does the salad bit and wraps my sandwich
>as i'm paying i watch him run his finger round the space between all the salad bucket things, scooping up the old brown bits of salad and throwing them back into the tubs
>try and ignore the image and eat my sub when i get back to work
>second bite i get a hard bit in the meatball
>it's gristle or bone or something, i couldn't bite through it
never been back

>>8477900
Never, EVER trust non-whites with food except for the Japanese.

>>8481461
dumb fucking weeb

>>8481464
I'm a Euroboo. It's just a fact that the Japanese are the only non whites that are sanitary enough to make food that doesn't risk killing you. They are cleaner than every other of their kind.

I'd still bet on a low end European/American resturant than a mid range Japanese resturant for safety any day.

>>8481472
you're a fucking idiot

>>8481476
Angry shitskin detected

I can't eat tomatoes because I disliked the taste and my genius dad decided that it's a good idea to force feed me because salad is healthy GEEZ,
Never ate tomatoes again (raw, pasta sauce is fine)
I'm 25

I cant eat marshmallows anymore.

>7 years old
> Dad makes me and my sisters hot chocolates.
> Puts marshmallow in my hot chocolate.
>hands me a straw to drink my hot chocolate.
>Heat obviously softens marshmallow.
> Sipping on straw , when all of a sudden a marshmallow gets sucked up the straw and flies down my throat.
> Start throwing up everywhere
>look over at sister who just did the exact same thing

Holy shit , its funny thinking about it now, but at the time it was hell.

>be me
>a few years back
>I was sick, randomly collapsing and I couldn't eat for shit
>Mom is a nurse so I trusted her treatment
>Paralen, Coldrex, that stuff
>Think my health is getting better
>Have pic related for lunch
>Start eating
>Oh fuck
>Dash to toilet
>Collapse
>Wake up in bed later
>I didn't eat for a week and I had to drink mineral otherwise I would throw up
But I at least lost five kilos

>>8478026
Noted, thanks anon
Just started eating these things and I will now cease doing so.

>>8481615
Just googled that. Is it really just soft bread and vanilla pudding?

Smelt a dim sim in highschool year eight.
everyday people eat dim sims around me, every day they stink with dim sum breath.

Fast forward to now and I've still never had one. Don't know what's in them. don't ever want to.

>>8482031
why did you switch from calling it dim sim to calling it dim sum?

>>8482046
it's cuz he's dim son

>>8482074
DIM SOOON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS

Only americucks get ptsd for fuckin food lmao

>Vacation in Greece
>Hungover as fuck in a 100 degree dry heat
>Try to sweat it out with a walk, end up starving because of the shear amount of water I was eating
>Get back to hotel patio and friend offers me some grilled octopus head with super thick red wine sauce
>Octopus tentacles are my GOAT favorite food so I decide to try it
>The texture alone makes me turn green
>Violently puke what looks like strawberry syrup
>Just thinking of the smell/texture now makes me feel sick

>Go to a party at a friend's college
>Have a bottle of Fireball
>Don't really know anybody and don't have a place to put it, so I'm just sorta drinking it to keep busy
>drink almost the entire thing in 30 minutes
>go from dead sober to absolutely piss drunk in 60 seconds
> He helps me back to his dorm
>I Vomit a bunch, slam my head on his fridge, pass out and piss myself at 10:30 PM
>Can't even drink fireball anymore without wanting to gag

>>8476021
>opiate withdrawal
> on airplane

oh fuck that sounds like beyond hell. I had trouble enough in my bed at home. Ate ice cream for like a month straight because it went down easily

>>8484386
Had this happen with Tanqueray
>came back from my parents house where I was gifted a 750 of Tanqueray
>stop by gas station on way over picking up a 20oz minute maid lemonade
>forgot not to drink the whole fucking thing
>get to the house party and proceed to fill the 20oz bottle the with 18oz of Tanq and 2oz lemonade
>drink bottle in under an hour retching the whole time
>Proceed to get blacked out drunk to the point I had to be driven home by a roommate in my own car
>remember crawling into my apartment because I couldn't stand up
>crawled all the way to the bathroom where I prayed to God via porcelain and slept on the welcomingly cold tile floor

Gin, never again

>>8476028
Same with me and a London Broil. There's something wrong with chain restaurant mushrooms

>>8478793
man chowder

>>8477585
that shit happened to me when i got sick off jagermeister
i could handle hard shit no prob, but one time i had a few shots of jager before going to a concert and i was sick all day before throwing up at the end of the night
can barely handle hard shit now without gagging and stuff

>>8477879
you better thank god you didnt shit them out
ate a whole bag of large sunflower seeds with the shell on
i dont know how i survived the next few days, there was so much blood and pain

>>8478180
have to agree with this
>6 months
just lel

>>8477767
Hey anon I'm gonna go get some fried chicken you want some?

Wetzels pretzels. Got sick from some kind of weiner pretzel they had and ended up in a lad Vegas hospital when I was 10 and on vacation with family

>>8484609
>Lad Vegas
is this like a british las vegas?

>>8484617
Oh god...Isn't that pretty much Ibiza or whatever Greek island they decide to shit on?

>be around 12 years old
>decide to visit the nearby juice/milkshake joint
>get a cherry milkshake
>go back home and play Age of Empires 2 for 3 hours straight
>the combination of a sweltering hot day, cherry milkshake and staring at a the monitor for several hours takes its toll
>go to the bathroom and puke bright pink vomit
>never try anything with more than one cherry in it again

I shit blood the day after drinking a fucking huge glass of rum and eggnog that was like half rum
But I still love it

>>8484407
Hah, good old Tanqueray
>got a fifth of Tanqueray one night during college because I hadn't tried gin yet
>at a party with fraternity brothers
>get hammered while playing pong because sipping on gin sans juice
>offer a few swigs to people because I'm a nice drunk when I'm not an angry or a sad one
>"dude that's like blowing a Christmas tree. No thanks".
>end up playing more games with gin
>start feeling *that* feeling, like if I have one more drink I'm going to lose it
>look at my bottle
>a finger width is left
>remember smoking a cigarette and howling at the moon with some people
>wake up the next day with nothing but a bit of fuzziness
I wish I was 19 again sometimes

>>8484931
>>8484386
>>8484407
I do this with wine more often than I'd like to admit. I'll bring some huge bargain barrel pinot to a party and like a half hour later I realize it's gone, thirty seconds later I'm gone too

Dominoes.

Some kind of oil/additive in their pizza dough has that strange smell.

Had dominoes one night, felt a bit shit in the morning and was puking my guts out by 10am. Was off work for 3 weeks due to food poisoning, 4 days in any liquids I drank came out of my ass in an hour clearer than it went in. I couldn't hold liquids, I couldn't even stand, no food for a week.
I had to be put on a drip for a week in intensive care, but during the whole time my cold/hot fever sweats smelled just like their dough/cheese. Every time I smell dominoes, my body just compulsively gets ready to die.

>>8484990
>half hour later I realize it's gone, thirty seconds later I'm gone too

>>8476877
Have a similar story, me and some friends got drunk one night, all went out and bought those one pound reeses cups. All put money in to see who could finish them first. Most of us wound up throwing up. Still can't look at the damn things the same way.

>>8477900

>violently ill with food poisoning for days and only go to hospital because you can't keep down water

Lmao ur dad hates u

>>8476021
Don't have any problems with food but i do have a problem with shoney's

>Late at night traveling
>gotta eat
>most places closed (this was a good 14 years or so ago so most places were not 24hour and was kind of in a dead region)
>Shoney's was open
>eat our fill though something was off about the food
>stay at a hotel
>next morning back on the road
>OH Shit something is very wrong stop stop stop now!

I got to vomit on the side of the road for a good hour and the rest of the ride i was sick.

Just looking at the sign or thinking about shoney's gets me ill.

green ketchup that heinz has

it was a bad time

>>8478241

I had powdered mescalin. It was really gritty and tasted like fucking poison though, not broccoli

>>8481213

Iktf breaux

Used to love chile rellenos, was my favorite thing from this greasy Mexican place nearby. Then one day had that and immediately came down with an unrelated flu that almost killed me. On top of puking and shitting my guts out simultaneously, it had me wildly hallucinating. The whole time I tasted chile relleno. Years later I was able to try jalapeño poppers without gagging and since then I've been able to have them a few more times reluctantly but not sure I can ever actually eat chile relleno ever again.

>>8481587

>gives 7 year olds straws for hot beverages
>they throw up from sucking down marshmallows

Are your parents also siblings?

>>8478644
My mom forced me to go with my brother and his little girlfriend, I was alone and broke and it was my bests friends(twins) birthdays.
Fuck off with your chocolatey nightmare

>Used to make random ass shit on the weekends because I was curious about things.
>Want to make a lobster roll but Californian so have to substitute it.
>Pick up imitation crab meat instead because ignorant
>Steam surimi for a bit, the mixed it in a bowl of seafood seasoning and mayo
>Have imitation crab meat sandwiches with chips and beer
>Wake up at 3-ish in the morning
>Violently puking my guts out
>Never want anything to do with preparing surimi myself ever again

I'm still cool on crab and seafood too, so no big loss. Also didn't touch the seafood seasoning mix for years before throwing it out.

>just graduated high school, boyfriend takes me out for dinner
>joe's crab shack
>eat disgusting amount of crab, three orders or something
>no sides, just crab
>get back to his place
>feel nauseous, like bad hangover level
>barely make it to toilet in time to vomit
>I have never smelled anything like this in my life
>hot fishy garbage and bile
>the smell of my puke just makes me puke more
>grossest experience of my life
>6 years later, I still associate that smell with crab
>crab used to be my all-time favorite food

Burger King.

I used to stop in every once in a while and grab a whopper combo on my way home from work. Then one day, while sitting at my house playing vidya after eating some burger King I get the sudden, irrepressible urge to shit. I make it to the toilet and it feels like lava is coming out of my butthole.

After a few minutes of agony I manage to stand up and survey the damage. The inside of my toilet looked like it had been coated in salsa verde; just all around a vivid green mess. Well now I know where the burning came from.

I clean up, grab some water, and head to bed hoping I'll feel better in the morning. Well, Burger King had other plans. Approximately an hour later I was awoken to stomach cramps. After hobbling to the toilet and plopping my ass down I am greeted by a familiar burning sensation from my anus. More bile. I clean up, grab some pepto bismol, and try to get back to sleep. Unfortunately sleep would evade me.

I ended up sitting a total of seven time over the course of the night. I had to her call into work in to hehe morning because I was too exhausted together be of any use. Ever since then when I see a Burger King I immediately get a little nauseous.

>be me, 10 years or so
>living in the alps, really cold autumn
>decided to eat whipped cream from the fridge and cherries for breakfast
>doing the choirboy bc priest payd 5 euros
>we drink some christ blood without beeing seen, i stard to feel bad
>had to carry the incense, the smell is making me fucking sick, but i endure until the end
>we get in the back to change that goofy clothes
>end up puking all over the place, mainly on the priest

can't eat that shit anymore, also did not get the 5 euros

>>8476549
Lol ur diet must be fucking awful if u can't digest salad

>>8478180
You're a fuck ass. Our medical system tries to get you addicted to opiates.

Dolce de leche.

>having pierogies for dinner
>they are pretty good
>I take a bunch more but ugh these are super rich
>try to bail on finishing my plate because I'm way too full but dad is pissed that he didn't get as many as he wanted
>you have to finish what you took anon, sit there and eat until they're all done
>sick for days couldn't handle a pierog until I was like 30

>>8477931
Lower health standards makes it ok to jack off into food??????? If someone is doing that they're just fucked in the head

>>8476021

Fucking druggies, this is why we should throw you in trash compacters.

>>8485293
>Doctors are too busy/lazy to prescribe a perfect dosage and quantity of painkillers, so they err on the side of giving too much
>hurr the man tries to get us addicted to opiates

Really stimulates the noggin.

>>8485333

>getting mad over some 2 dollar per bag perogies

What a shithead

>>8485359
This, I honestly think you >>8476021 people should just be shot. Go Indonesian style and send all of the to prison. I hate how my friend's thought it was so so so sad that 2 kids from Bali shippoh drugs from bali to Ais were sentenced to death.

>>8485359
LOL try it you fucking pansy
Fucking keyboard warrior

>>8477938
If you get them live then placing them in some flour and water mixed up for a bit will let them filter out the crunchy sand for squishy flour, if the came frozen then yeah you are fucked for sand.

>>8476061
>complaining about free protein

>>8485169
you're not wrong

I have a problem with savoury pastries ever since I ate a ham and cheese croissant from a French airport cafe. You know when you feed a dog chocolate by mistake and it fucking sprays brown vomit everywhere a short while later? Pretty much that, the worst thing was I had gone to lie down because I felt unwell and ended up throwing up all over my bed

Goulash

I've been a FF/EMT for 13 years and goulash reminds of scrambled human brains for some reason. It's the only food I can't eat that I used to like.

I can't drink tequila if i can smell or taste it after a single bad experience in high school where i drank 3/4 of a fifth by my self and then took a bottle of rum and started chugging, and after that smoked a bunch of weed. I was super drunk and vomiting in a stranger's backyard at 2 am Easter morning then had to go to my grandmother's place for Easter breakfast hung over as fuck.

>play in a shitty rock band
>rehearse at the local youth centre
>shitty narrow room in the basement with no air circulation whatsoever
>guitarist likes bananas
>doesn't like them yellow like any normal human being
>he likes them brown, soft, mushy and sweet
>brings a banana every goddamn time
>smell is making me sick
>one time, he just puts the banana peel on an empty cymbal stand after he is done
>we all leave
>come back a week later
>banana peel still hangs there like a black brown rotten garden gnome
>everything smells of rancid old banana
>resort to drinking so I don't have to feel anything
>guitar player's face when

>>8485279
>>doing the choirboy bc priest payd 5 euros
That sounds pretty bad
>>8486512
Is human brain really that chunky? I feel like you're not eating good goulash.

>>8477931
LMFAO are you retarded?

Do you think it's some cultural thing in the middle east to jack off into garlic sauce? The real reason the rumor spread is because 12 year olds like you keep saying shit like "it looks like jizz xDDD" every time they see it.

>>8476021
what a piece of shit you must be if you can't handle 8 hours without dope.

>>8486618
there is literally nothing wrong with joshing about sauces

Anything from Arby's...

I used to go to Arby's all the time for lunch with my dad (because it was the only place by his work for the longest time).
But...out of the blue I started to get sick every time I ate there.
It didn't matter was I ordered, even the salads seem to make me sick.
I thought maybe it was just that particular location but even at a different Arby's I still wound up getting sick...
I still haven't a clue as to why...and now just thinking about Arby's makes me queasy.

>>8478609
>No way you got sick from moist, warm food at a buffet

>>8486580
>>come back a week later
>>banana peel still hangs there like a black brown rotten garden gnome
>>everything smells of rancid old banana
I did the same thing in highschool, except it was a whole banana I forgot about in my backpack over winter break. Mom made me clean it out.

The horror. The horror.

>>8484386
>Meet girl in college, she invites me and friend over to hang out
>She pulls out two bottles of $8 canadian deluxe
>I try to match her, turns out she has kind of a drinking problem and drinks one of those like every night and is unfazed
>Go home, wake up the next morning kind of smelly and 10 mins before class
>Can't skip class because it's an exam day, so I go and take the exam
>Trying to keep cool and avoid running to the toilet so people don't suspect I'm hungover
>Entire time I'm getting sicker and sicker, the smell is really bugging me now
>Finally make it home after holding in vomit for two hours, I'm feeling like I'm at deaths door
>Make it to the toilet and let it rip
>Find out I went to class with my hair and clothes full of vomit

Just smelling whiskey after this makes me feel sick. The good stuff is just repulsive to me, and the cheap stuff makes me hurl the moment it touches my tongue. Trying to walk to class nauseated and with the sun beating down on me was one of the worst feelings of my life, but I still managed to get a higher score on the exam the rest of the idiots in that class. (I got like a 50 and they were in the 30s, drunk guy luck I suppose)

>>8479024
>telling a heroin addict that hes degenerate
>telling someone to go back to a board meaning you accept that behaviour.
Do you not have the smallest bit of decency?

>>8487230
Did you go to school in BC by chance? I swear I've heard this story before

It's weird that you can't eat in n out, but you'll probably do drugs again.

Kielbasa (but I've gotten over it, it's been like 20 years)

>just ate a bunch of Kielbasa over the span of 3 days
>watching James and the Giant Peach
>made it to the landing on the stairs (carpeted)
>vomited everywhere, kielbasa chunks visible

It took about 18 years to be comfortable eating it again, but I still haven't watched James and the Giant Peach again.

There was a girl I kind of fell in love with. One of the first times I met her, we were hanging out in a group and she ate an entire bag of Chex Mix that day. A couple of months later she kind of ended up breaking my heart because I was a beta bitch back then, but to this day I can't even see Chex Mix without thinking of her.

>>8485509
Unless you have cancer or a serious condition, opiates are fucking stupid to prescribe. Medic friend who got his shoulder completely fucked in the army confirmed as much when he decided to quit what the doc prescribed.

Removal of wisdom teeth? Fuck that!

If I ever get in a serious enough injury that I
NEED a regimen of any opiate, including codeine, that's the day that I contact one of those retard pothead dispensaries to get the weakest strain that would dull the pain.

I've actually overcome the fear, but for me it was onions.
Some years ago, 2012 I think it was during the last Olympics, our family was visiting Austria and the we were eating a at shitty restaurant, no other people than us and the two people working there.
I ordered some kebab, expecting a plate with salad, tomatoes, bread and the like.
What I got was an enormous plate of 50% really shitty meat and 50 % raw onions. That was it.
I tried to eat it all and almost succeeded.
Fast forward to the same night, I go to bed feeling a little nauseous chalking it up to to be because I'm so full.
I wake up at 2 AM completely drenched in sweat, disoriented as fuck and feeling like absolutely shit. I run to the bathroom and just collapse on the floor and two seconds after I puke for several minutes without stopping. It just kept coming and now the whole hotel room was smelling like onions and there was puke everywhere. After that I just lay there exhausted and tried to clean up a little. I couldn't sleep so I watched reruns of the Olympic ceremony opening the whole night.
For many years after I couldn't stand the smell and especially not taste of onions, however it's getting better now.

scallops made me shit my guts out but boy golly do i love scallops

>15 years old, just had recently started drinking
>invited to small party with friends at grungy apartment
>alcohol for the night was some forgettable cheap whiskey and Popov vodka
>had drank before, but this fateful night would be a haymaker for me
>sipping on jack and coke, and finish it
>asshole friend offers me some Popov (thought it'd be funny to get me to mix liquor).
>out of ice so he handed me a lukewarm (summer room temp) Popov and coke
>drank half of it in one go, hit with this wretched taste of plastic and old rubbing alcohol
>seriously it was unreal
>spent the next 2 hours spinning and trying to sip water
>end up vomiting in bathroom, the taste of acrid plastic comes back and I vomit even harder.
>stomach fucking concaved

Now whenever I'm in the alcohol aisle I retch a little bit if I even see Popov. Fuck that garbage.

>>8487365
No, central illinois

>>8488360
Yeah Popov is one those bottom bottom shelf vodkas, down there with Taaka and Karkov.

>>8478592
The devil has many ways of corrupting mankind.

>>8485234
>I like to experiment
>makes shit sandwhich

>>8485234
did mustard and ketchup sandwiches lose their allure?

>>8488221
OP here. Funny enough, I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out at 18 (before I ever did any drugs) and my parents wouldn't let me fill my prescription for percocet. I ended up in so much pain and getting dry socket but ended up toughing it out

>>8488221
>Removal of wisdom teeth? Fuck that!
They gave me Vicodin for that, all it did was make me gums not ache and my mouth not itchy.

>>8488360
You have a weak stomache

>>8488521
Popov is one of the best cheap vodkas. Way better than Caliber, 5 O'clock, Fleischmann's, etc.

>>8482561
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>>8488372
Isu fag?

>>8488977
>bippity boppity boo you hav'a the weak stomache

>>8477770
It's called taste aversion.

>>8477767
Haha man I'm at work reading this and I cannot stop laughing

>>8478609
I literally learned specifically in med school that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_cereus
will give you fried rice food poisoning

>>8489143
EIU. Charleston, IL is flyover as fuck and there's nothing to do out there besides drink.

>>8489201
Just curious, do you medfags run all your food through sterilizers? Fucking buccaneer faggots.

>>8481868
if that is what I think it is over here in cetral Europe we don´t use bread , but baked bits of how to put it, moderately dense leavened dough, like bavarian Buchtel. Tastes really dull, I never liked it. Also, the pudding was also really thin.

>>8487353
>acting like a cunt to someone who actually tried to get his shit together
He made the effort to improve his shitty life. Are you being a shitstain because he reminds you of your inability to do anything about your own?

>>8481587
why were you drinking hot chocolate through a straw? That's a weird concept to me...like any hot drink through a straw is odd

Can't eat doner kebab, because it's always made by filthy, dirty, smelly muslims. Also, there's a video floating around of a dirty roach pulling a condom out of the meat in front of all his clients.

>>8484587

chew your food, nigga. I've never had issues eating sunflower seeds, shell and all. Was it due to the quantity?

>>8476371
You threw up all over yourself and a public trash can because it was "the one with the flap"...

>>8488977
God, fucking caliber. Actually that and Popov were two that I'd frequently buy when I was a blazing alcoholic a few years ago. Shit was the worst, nothing but horrible memories from that period in my life. Having to ditch empty plastic Caliber bottles.

>>8492353
It was like this, yeah. You can't stick your head in far enough, it just gets EVERYWHERE

>>8488827
only by pushing our limits can we know how far we can go

>>8488977
>Flieschmann's
holy fuck that stuff is truly vile. got a 24 hour hangover from that shit

>>8476028
That's what you get for ordering pizza at olive garden

>>8488221
I got vicodin for my wisdom teeth and it didn't do shit. the fucking ibuprofen they prescribed me was way better.

wow wee I didn't get addicted to hydrocodone whaddaya know

Watermelon
>after school, comes to aunt house and found watermelon
>first time eating in my life, I dont even remember the taste
>late at night, trowing up everything
>brother at my side ate way more than me
>sleeping like a fucking angel

Today I cant even stand the smell of watermelon.

>>8481461
>>8481472
if i did that in where i live i couldnt eat out at all
just cuase the waiters are white doesnt mean the cooks are