/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this thread is clearly gamer culture and is allowed on /v/ LMAO

Salt and Vinegar please.

Those of you who go for the pretzels, make sure to stay hydrated if you eat a bunch because you will get dehydrated and a massive headache because dehydration + sodium levels.

Sure man, bring me some Fritos, that's some good shit. Don't you dare come back with shitty Doritos, though!

>>8481669
Is that why they call you Britbongs? You people are fucking disgusting.

None of you guys are funny. If you want to prevent cancer, consider standing out in front of the shuttle that is running in front of the hotel on the hour. Thank you.

>>8481669
Gimme some twisties or some sour cream and chives bro

>>8481673
Looks like the average Amerifat snacks shelves to me, senpai. Though I think the lack of Mountain Dew cross advertisements on the Doritos gives it away.

>>8481669
I fucking loved those Cheese popcorn when I visited Canada, thats why I gained so much fucking weight when I was there. That and Kelsey's

>>8481669
>No based Munchos, the best god damned potato chips in existence

I don't care that they have almost no flavor, and make as much of a mess as Cheetos; they are the BEST snack for gaming. I can down four bags of them by myself in one session.

>>8481672
fritos are literally grease flavored i am going to vomit

sun chips I'm an adult ok

>>8481669
if you've got beer chips i'll have those
if not, i guess whatever barbecue
so help me if they're ruffled

>>8481678

Man, I hope you drink some water when you do that shit or you are exaggerating.

The soldium content in munchos is insane dude, seriously.

That's not good for you.

>>8481679
Oh, a true connoisseur, what's your preferred brand of chips?

Can you get me some beef jerky instead? It's in the same aisle.

>growing up i thought funyuns were great
>as an adult i cant untaste the mess of chemicals funyuns are now and realize i cant eat them ever again because of it

Holy shit they are rancid.

>>8481681
Here, my man, this is you.

And if you are not being ironic... consider killing yourself for your shit taste?

Why are all American potato chips variations on cheese or Mexican flavours, but all British chips are all weird meaty flavours like beef or pigs in blankets?

>>8481686
>youre atheist if you like flavors
???

I would rather have some carrots.

>>8481669
Bagel chips, sea salt and vinegar, and those really spicy rolled things are the only chips I enjoy eating. I'm doing keto cut right now though so no thanks.

>>8481669
Grab some kettle jalapeon my dude

>>8481688
What does being a fedora wearing hipster have to do with being an atheist??????

Yo fuck this shit, where the takis at?

>>8481684
Beef jerky is fucking amazing but so damn expensive.

Can you get me some fritos, please?

>>8481669

>tfw havent eaten chips in 2 years

I miss it sometimes, but they make me looklike an acne ridden child

>>8481692
I think he got his memes mixed up. Americans eat any old thing, even "ketchup" flavored potato chips. Fedoras are atheist women worshippers

best shit incoming

>>8481691

You mean juh lapeno?

>>8481694
Ever try making your own? It's not difficult, there's even an episode of Good Eats where Alton shows you how to make it with a box fan and furnace filters, if you don't have a smoker.

>>8481687

UK Pringles fuck my shit up every time famalam. I wish those cuntpoppers would get transferred to the NA team so I can enjoy tubetatoes again.

>>8481683
Hating Fritos doesn't make you a connoisseur, it means your fucking tongue works

>you will never have the good 3d doritos ever again

>>8481700
Don't watch Alton Brown, he seriously unironically makes a "bill nye" show for adults with stupid, childish, juvenile skits. Any "knowledge" he might has doesn't even count because 1) he's not a chef, and 2) his research team wrote the information for him to read

>>8481687

Doritos are corn tortilla chips, not potato chips. Lays' potato chips (Brits have them under the Walkers name) has meaty flavors in the US. UTZ also does a couple of meatish flavors too.

I like pringles but they give me super bad indigestion and nausea. I don't know if it's the oil or the heavily processed potato product they're made out of.

>>8481704

Only real chefs can make beef jerky?

>>8481702
They taste great, dude, maybe you are just a picky sissy?

>discontinued black pepper jack doritos
>discontinued blazin buffalo ranch doritos
>discontinuted loaded baked potato ruffles like 3 different times
>user submitted lays flavors are all shit
>only good sounding flavors are shitty kettle chips
why do japan and canada get all the good flavors? it's not fair.

>>8481704
Doesn't make the info any less accurate.

>>8481703
Those tasted like stale ass hair, I can't believe there's people that unironically want them back.

Who /frenchonion/ here?

>its a special snowflake flavor
>its just basically another more normal flavor just with the special snowflake name attached to the bag

I hate when they do this.

>>8481708
>>discontinued blazin buffalo ranch doritos

Not anymore famalam. They're back. They were one of my fav flavors before being discontinued. I just wish they'd bring back taco flavor.

>>8481711
top tier chip right there

>>8481713
>taco doritos
I don't know where you are, but they're still around here in Commiefornia.

>>8481711

Garden Salsa all day erryday

>>8481673
How fucking retarded are you?
There's a dollar sign in the picture and we call them 'crisps'

>>8481712
>its just cheese and onion but without using the words cheese or onion

I can't even imagine the total weight of people in this thread considering there are people reminiscing over dorito flavors unironically.

>>8481711
Good taste. Also see pic related.

This shit right here.

>>8481719
I only eat chips when hanging out with friends

>>8481698
My nigga.
>That feel when you'd get a handfull of these for a cheap price

>>8481718

>SUPER BUFFALO HOT WING GOUDHA RANCH SPECIAL
>its just sour cream and cheddar

>HAMBURGER DILL PIZZA ROLL EXTREME RANCH SPECIAL
>its just sour cream and cheddar

you want some salsa for your chips?

>>8481719

>DUDE WATER AND CELERY LMAO

Only self hating fatties rant about diets because they're on one. Not everyone has to eat conservatively in order to stay thin. Sorry you're so fat that you can't enjoy some chips without guilt.

Who /putchipsonsandwich/ here?

>>8481725

SALSA

NICE AND WATERY

>>8481669
>no OLW
I don't want any of that garbage in OP

>>8481698
Space raiders are beast but you'd need like 70 bags to fill a hole. They're like scented air.

>>8481727
it ruins the structural integrity of the san when you do that, it just falls apart

>>8481698
>10p
Oh to live in simpler times.

>>8481728
have I heard "watery"?

>>8481725
NO JACKPOSTING PLEASE

>>8481733

>it just keeps pouring

jesus christ jack

>>8481713
are they really back? the last time I looked at the store they only had ranch dipped hot wings which wasn't as good.

>>8481733
>>8481725

What the actual fuck is going on here

>>8481670
>mad eceleb faggot

>>8481734
>foodthread without jack

no

>>8481729
>Waffle cut
Looks fucking retarded. What purpose does it serve other than giving it a special snowflake look at the cost of making the chip a crumbling piece of shit?

>>8481736

No this isn't the ranch hotwings, it's blazin buffalo ranch. I saw them at walmart last week.

>>8481740

waffle cut chips are really thick and very crunchy. they don't just fall apart.

>>8481737
kino

>>8481740
it crumbles/melts in your mouth

someone explain the kettle chip meme to me

>what if we made chips but instead of making them crispy they're hard as fuck and break into tiny shards in your mouth

>>8481743

PAN

NICE AND CHILLED

>>8481739
What was his endgame?

>>8481745

Some people enjoy more crunch.

>>8481745
they're artisanal they're craft they're local the'yre non-gmo they're fresh they're low fat

>>8481746
it's hard to deepfry

>>8481743
That poor ring has gone through some shit.

>>8481745
Nice toddler teeth you little dork ass.
Stick to eating soup, kid.

>>8481746
so?

>>8481750
Did this guy ever set foot in a kitchen before deciding to make these videos?

>>8481745

chipkino

Doritos are pretty good. Haven't had spicy nachos in months.

>>8481745
Sometimes I need to feel like I'm eating concrete.

>>8481754
I don't know man, I don't know

>>8481753
I don't heat my olive oil before tossing chicken breasts in. Is that really such a bad practice? I just don't like the hot oil popping and splashing everywhere, so I put the chicken in the cold oil, cover it, heat it, occasionally move the pan, flip once, and done.

>>8481758
>>8481753
>>8481750
>>8481743
>>8481739
>>8481733
>>8481725

This shit is a joke right? Like is this an adult swim sketch?

>>8481760
are you a pleb?

>>8481761
>you will never have high class rare chicken
Feels bad man

>>8481761

>>8481758
Why in god's name does he hold everything by press his knuckles against it like all he's doing is chopping some parsley? You need a fucking grip.

>>8481762
rare meat = best meat

>>8481761
shits not done till all the juices turn clear

>>8481766

>ja/ck/ threads
I don't know who's worse though:
That English lady who makes revolting burnt food, or Jack.

>>8481765
Besides the second one, this is actually pretty acceptable if he's not using chuck.

>>8481768
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>8481669

>Jars of marshmallow fluff with the bags of chips

What did they mean by this?

hey guys britbong here about to go to the shop to buy some gamer fuel. what should I get I have a tenner

>>8481772
That's ranch dip, you dip.

>>8481669
Tim's Cascade Jalapeno please

best snack for turn based vidya

Best Cheetos ever.

God tier gamer fuel. 10am and i'm enjoying one. ;_;

Death blair habaneros are da bes too bad they are so fucking expensive over here in europe

>>8481769
>That English lady who makes revolting burnt food
Link?

>>8481777
I'm drinking out of that exact glass right now.

>>8481777
bought this beer once to try it out, tasted like warm salami, congrats on drinking the worst beer known to mankind faggot.

>>8481780
it started off so well with the onions and the beans too.

>>8481769
>That English lady who makes revolting burnt food

Never heard of her, how revolting is it?

>>8481782
its a hit and miss beer. Maybe you just don't like wheat beer? it has a fairly standard wheat beer taste

>>8481783
hehe yeah

>>8481786
how is he still alive

don't even like chips t.b.h

I actually do like Cheeze-Its though

>>8481785
Thats probably it, im a pilsner man myself

>>8481669
hook me up with dat sour cream BOY

>>8481786
this wasn't too bad, not a regular diet for sure, but it is just meat.

>>8481789
I like pilsner too, though i've never seen that for sale in england

>>8481669
I'll take some almonds please, preferably activated

>>8481787
what's wrong with some bbq?

also don't forget to put your phone in the empty meat tray

everything else is pleb-tier

>>8481792
its great mate

>>8481770
>rare minced meat
dunno about that

>>8481773
Go to the grocery store and make your own trail mix. My preferred batch is
>salted peanuts
>salted cashews
>yogurt chips
>raisins

anyone else?

>>8481799
its an okayish lager, cant say any better than that really

>>8481799
Not my first choice, but this was pretty much all I drank when I went to France, so I'll grab it from time to time when I see it.

>>8481799
>french fox piss
How about no.

how much beer is it safe to drink everyday during my twenties? i have on average 2 pints a day. Am I shortening my lifespan?

>>8481805
2p a day won't really hurt you if you drink enough water to offset it. As long as it's not cheap malt liquor at least

>>8481773
get a lion bar, that was truly the only candy i tried while I was visiting bongistan that I wish we had in the states

>>8481805
Early 20's? As much as you can handle.
Late 20's? As much as it takes to numb the pain.

>>8481805
You're shortening your lifespan by just sitting on your ass, drink however much you want.

>>8481798
nice quads

i might do this but ill probably end up eating too much because it will taste too good and then not be able to eat later this evening when im going out with my gf to a restaurant

>>8481759
you might as well microwave it if you're going to cook like that. the point of frying something in a pan is so you get that brown crust on the outside. you can't do that if the pan isn't hot.

>>8481809
maybe i have a standing desk and live in San Francisco

back up, niggers, S-rank beer coming though

>>8481803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8481779
>>8481784
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw
you'll regret asking

>>8481805
Daily drinking will lead to alcoholism which will lead to, at best, cancer and at worst sudden death, so try to at least drop the everyday part.

>>8481817
fug

>>8481789
>drinking from the biggest meme brewery in Aus

WHO UP IN THE MIDWEST

>>8481819
Found the Superdry drinker.

Dont you have some footy to watch cunt?

>>8481820
>living in the midwest

I feel so sorry for you

>eating processed food

I just eat two chips and i'm sick for three days. Wish i was joking.

>>8481822
keep talkin, poor grippoless nigga

Can you get me a fucking thing of corn nuts? Can't find the fucking things in this country and I really want some. Thanks.

>>8481815
She seems so nice. Really hard to watch her videos.

>>8481721
This guy knows what's up.
Salsa Verde and this are god tier

>>8481721
yeeeee nigga best flavor

>>8481725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NcqbFTYeKh

>>8481733
No, really, where do you get these? I can't seem to find any webm on youtube, I got 5 taco videos, but not this one.
Same for the >chicken one

>>8481669
>>8481670
>/v/
have mods actually started moving threads again instead of deleting them?

>>8481725
what is the artist trying to express with that?

>>8481704
You're complaining about his research team?