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8474069 No.8474069[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>"wanna split the bill?"
>my vagina when

>> No.8474071

>>8474069
No one cares whore.

>> No.8474078

>>8474069
Can't wait until we figure out how to reproduce without women via artificial wombs or some shit and they become obsolete. Then we can get rid of them.

>> No.8474084

>>8474069
your vagina is always dry as fuck you hag
splitting a bill has nothing to do with it.
just be glad someone wants to take you out for dinner.
at least you wont have to go though the experience of your date gagging at the site of your dusty ass roastie

>> No.8474089

>>8474069
>not cooking as a date

at least choose a better board to b8

>> No.8474099

>>8474069
>tfw have a good girl who always offers to pay

Enjoy your degenerate self whore

>> No.8474100

>>8474071
>>8474078
>>8474084
>>8474089
>>8474099
>how to trigger /ck/, the post

you played yourselves, idiots

>> No.8474101

>>8474069
i mean i usually have my kitchen stocked well but if we need to run and grab some ingredients she'll at least throw in a few bucks

>> No.8474102

>>8474100
>>8474089
yous a dumbass mista

>> No.8474119
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8474119

>>8474102
you fall for trolls too easily mista

>> No.8474122

>whine about the patriarchy, wagegap and women being treated differently then men
>expect to eat for free solely because of your gender

Really makes you think

>> No.8474130

>>8474069
Are you consistent in this rule?
Meaning you cover some things that the man does not. Say, oral sex?

>> No.8474147

>>8474119
>literally called out the bait

did you not know what b8 is?

>> No.8474149

I don't invite someone out to eat if i don't plan to pay everything.
Common courtesy really.

>> No.8474154
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8474154

>pay the bill
>boyfriend gets pissy later because i never let him pay anything

>> No.8474155

>>8474147
Calling out the bait is falling for the bait.

>> No.8474163
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8474163

>>8474069
>Meet girl on tinder
>Looks trapish
>Ask on date
>Find out during dinner she actually has a vagina
>nope.jpg
>"Wanna split the bill?"
>MUH VAGINA DRY NOW
>good.jpg

I'm sick of these girls looking like traps and trying to trick guys into buying them dinner and sticking their dick in their festering vag

>But anon... it feels just as good... just pretend it's a boipucci

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8474167

>>8474100
No one cares whore.