/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8466031
Ridiculously good. What did you use for tea?

>>8466056
How's prison?

>>8466031
>godlike dinner
>plate of chips
>bowl of snot

>>8466068
post yours fgt

>>8466071
I don't even have a prison.

Egg sandwich and two french toasts (secret is to use butter instead of milk), two slices of Ukrainian bacon and perfectly caramelized onions. Tea - grey earl black Greenfield, because I'm not a bum. Soft and delicate!

>>8466069
> bowl of snot
> avocado
I couldn't kek harder. Nice frog post, junk food faggot.

>>8466056
You still don't know how to cook eggs. Pasta is underdone and just shit.
How did you do potato though?

>>8466223
Wow.

>>8466069
Kek

>>8466223
The only tea worth drinking.

>>8466241
Did you buy it with a toll-free text?

>>8466244
Nope, I have it delivered.

>>8466250
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>>8466225
>he is hatin on runny eggs
What a pleb.

>>8466273
They are not fucking runny you blind sighted faggot, they are just fucked up and ugly just like you. If you wanna see true runny eggs, you should see OP's scrambled eggs. Those are top fucking notch.

>>8466287
why are you so mad over some eggs? post your eggs.

>>8466292
I can only post my balls but they are too heavy for you to handle.

>>8466295
Maybe you could crack them open, fry up an omelette du frottage?

>>8466056
wifey material

>>8466225
it isn't pasta my friend. They are fresh green beans with homemade tomato sauce. Ho do you cook eggs? I prefer them more crispy (hotter oil) but they where good anyways. The potato trick is to cut them inserting the knife and then twisting it to "break" the potato, also leaving them in hot tap water before frying, that's how you get some nice ones.

>>8466400
What the fuck does crispy egg even mean? Overdone bottom?
> hotter oil
Got a KEKner from you. It's done on butter - or at least bacon.

They wheren't good, mato. Did you boil potato before frying?

>>8467126
>implying I am an amerifag (butter for frying)

I didn't boil the potatos, no need

>>8467173
I'm from poland and I exclusively use butter because I'm EDUCATED THROUGH THE INTERNET you fucking village moron.

>>8467186
you use butter because you don't have oil, don't try to excuse yourself

>>8467187
> le meat with salad
> am I fancy yet?
Go suck some bleached black dick, you clearly prefer it white and big.

>>8467187
boiled chicken
vegs undercooked

>>8467187
Why would you ever boil a fucking chicken and vegetables? Are you fucking retarded? Chicken is to be fried and vegetables are to be eaten FRESH you fucking autist.

>>8467187
>Boiled chicken

>>8466223
Not a bum, but a thief

>>8467297
Why?

shh

>>8467303
Stole restaurant tray...

>>8467899
absolutely disgusting. Is there anything of some consistency in that mess?

>>8467918
Consistency? yeah was all fuckin delicious home cooking

Grilled some lamb shoulder chops earlier today. Pic related

>>8467933
did you drink it with a straw or something?

>>8467933
I would eat that. Probably tastier than it looks

>>8467935
That looks really good. Nice doggo too

>>8467941
Spoon clearly pictured

>>8466031
>Apparently someone is so butthurt he actually abuses his janitorial power to close my threads.
You take yourself way too seriously. Threads fall off the board at some point if they don't get bumped. Try not to being a tremendous fruit in the OP next time.

>>8466031
Some chicken, brussel sprouts with mushrooms. Marinated the chicken in some basalmic, soy sauce, ginger, and rice wine vinegar, pretty good.

>>8467976
Forgot pic.

>>8467957
Actually everytime I post in his threads they get deleted or mysteriously die.

>>8466071
You're a fag but kek'd

>>8468021
I put this thread on my watch list so I'll see what's what if it happens again.
And by adressing the fact in every single of your OP, you just give the janitor (if there is one deleting them) more incentive to delet them again.

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

this is what I made for lunch today. spaghetti, ground beef, onion, garlic, thyme, black pepper, butter, oil, and fucktons of parmesan. it doesn't look especially great, but tastes amazing, and is easy as fuck to make

>>8467935
This picture put a huge grin on my face.

Oats with home-made caramel and ginger-lemon black tea. Proper and perfect!

Onion rings. Perfectly tender, with and without bread crums. Tender and seamless!

Really fucking amazing. Bread crums honestly make it only worse. Ones with just the egg covering are fucking amazing and just like in McDonalds. I can definitely see using different onions and actually other ingredients aside from basic flour and egg, and getting the exact replica or better yet a supercopy of McDonalds famous rings.

Din din

>>8467957
I wish you were right, buddy. But I'm afraid I know way too much about jans on this site - specifically niche boards like ck or vr (never fucking go there if you like free speech).

>>8468021
Jans don't like my inclination for brutal truth seeking and exposing their bullshit. You can pretty much expect my threads and posts to be deleted, so I just hope you come to them with open mind.

>>8468044
No use. I got an extension which specifically tells how a thread was closed, but in this case it gives fucking nothing - thread just got closed and it couldn't possibly be due to drowning - you can fucking specifically watch the thread and you'll see that at some point it'll just get closed.

Because that's how they operate. Hide and then strike in the back and then laugh when people think thread just drowned or user deleted his own posts or some other moronic bullshit.

>And by adressing the fact in every single of your OP, you just give the janitor (if there is one deleting them) more incentive to delet them again.
Good point, but I don't give a fuck about their tyranny. I'm on this site for TRUE free speech and not to suck some loser virgin's dick with greasy hair, who manage to successfully beg for janitorship. Otherwise I'd be on conventional forums with karma and registration date worship.

>>8469349
What the fuck is it? Pls tell it's sweet and not some meat buckwheat shit.

>>8469373

mmmeeeeeaaaaatttttttt

>>8469412
So that's ketchup on top?

>>8469417

It's a red bell pepper puree reduction.

>>8469433
That's a really convoluted way to say it's a fucking ketchup.

>>8469438

>ketchup
>a spicy sauce made chiefly from tomatoes and vinegar, used as a condiment
>chiefly from tomatoes
>from tomatoes
>tomatoes

Howdy howdy

>>8469454
Good, except mushrooms have no place here and you should stop eating like a fucking dog (unless you're that autist who cooks for his dogs according to modern food """"""""""""""""""""""""""""science""""""""""""""""""""""""""" religion).

>>8469335
>>8469346

Simply stunning. Please never stop cooking.

>>8466031
Okay, so you got brown bread, french fries wiht like bacon bits and cheese on them, and some... baby shit? What the hell is in the bowl, it looks like you mashed up some avocados, with a stick of asparagus, and canned spinach.

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

>>8469443
>Ketchup a spicy sauce
>Ketchup a spicy
>a spicy
>spicy

>>8467935
Have you considered a photography course? If you were able to open up the fstop you might have been able to isolate the meat more and blur out the dog.
As it is the dog is far to distracting in this photo.

>>8469642
spicy =/= hot
Bland ketchup is not ketchup. It's tomato passata. Ketchup is spicy, neet-san.

>>8469369
you are naive if you don't think there is someone like me sliding your thread, takes me 15 minutes tops to kill your thread if nobody cares(they dont)

>>8470176
How the fuck can you do that on a board as slow as this ?

Sunday breakfast

>>8470233
/b/ would love those pickles

>>8470247
Huh? Why?

>>8470233
Ayyy dicks on plate

>>8469632
There is no cheese and it's GRADED AVOCADO you fucking idiot. Go back to b if you don't know how it looks like faggot.

>>8470176
I'm fucking losing it at loser virgin trying to assert his power of autism, manually posting in every fucking thread to "slide down" this long established general. Go suck some greasy cock standing on your knees in a piss, that's where you belong, along with your assbuddy, the Janny.

People already worship me, your pathetic resistance is futile. This board has been evolved.

>>8470252
bc autism, open any YLYL thread and you'll understand

Macaroni with a side of black bread and water. Simple and irresistible!

>>8470349
Fantastic dish, I wish I could cook things like that.

>>8470361
Wanna know a secret? haha

>>8470377
YES!! please

>>8470388
You gotta salt it when it's still in the water being done.

>>8470398
Jesus fucking h. I did not know that.

>>8466035
>>8466031

>>8470349
>>8470361
>>8470377
>>8470388
>>8470398
Jesus you poor transparent fuck these "conversations" read like those fake comments on fake videos I know you're depressed from eating shit like >>8470349 but fuck man get it together theres no need for that shit and im getting second hand embarassment from watching you do it.

>>8469454
You know what goes great with both vegetables and fish?

Butter.

>>8469346
your onion rings are shit and i will show you up at a later date, be watching for a new cookalong thread when i do

>>8470566
Crack potatoes indeed.
Recipe for them?

>>8470475
You know what that means right? You're a chode. Quit feeling embarassment for others and start living the life to it's fullest.

>>8470564
Crumbless are literally perfect. I only wish I had cheese so it's even better, but what you gonna do.

Cook along is literally this thread's subject, don't dream about creating a separate thread - nobody will fucking see your shitty onions.

Elite onion omelet on home-made lard. Beautiful and dreamlike!

>>8469369
Well the thread is still around and going nicely.

>>8470870
Of course it is, because now people are expecting it. They are waiting till everybody lowers their guard.

>>8470566
I'd like to try the meatloaf

Never had meatloaf before

>>8470894
Now you've gone full tinfoil hat

>>8471023
I used to be like you. Naive and hopeful.
Don't let anybody give you shit for anything.

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

Shitty 3 Cheese grilled cheese on white bread cause I'm poor.

But damn is it good.

Colby jack, pepper jack, and swiss.

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

>>8467327
please!

no yucker, supper pupper

>>8469454
I would eat this 6/10

>>8470233
what the fuck did you do to those eggs fuck

>>8467327
>no yucker, supper pupper

>>8467327
no yucks, supp pup

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

>>8469335
>Savory oats
Nice.

>>8472741
>caramel

>>8472775
Oh, I misread.

I decided this year I wasn't going to eat out and instead make food at home.

I made red curry with chicken. Ingredients: chicken breasts, broccoli, cauliflower, tomatoes, onions, rice, red curry paste, coconut milk, basil, garlic. I'd give it an 8 or 9 out of 10. Could have seasoned it a little more.

>>8472874
Looks good, senpai, except for the fact there's no broth. Why so dry? Was that the recipe?

>>8472986
Oh, I forgot to mention: I used chicken stock as well. There's broth, its just that this is my second bowl and the first bowl I made for myself had too much broth, so all the broth is near the bottom, underneath the rice.

>>8467327
no yucker, supper pupper

>>8470749
I'm proud of you for not denying it at least.

>>8469369
What's the extension called?

Your aggro posts and holier than thou attitude are cringey as fuck by the way.

>>8473698
That looks horrible. Why not at least attempt a decent angle? Not only that, but you couldn't wait to eat it until after the picture was taken?

>>8473698
You again.. you're disgusting.

I just made some breakfast BLT's. It's essentially a bacon egg and cheese sandwich with a little extra bacon, some lettuce, tomato and a little mayo. I'll cook the bacon first in a frying pan then with the bacon grease in the pan I fried up two eggs over hard. One side cooks pretty fast but when you flip em add some cheese on top then cover. Remove once cheese is melted. Instead of toasting bread I'd add it to the bacon grease (only one side). It gives the bread a nice crunch without being sharp like from a toaster. The bread doesn't get soggy if at a decent temp. I had to use some hamburger buns in pic since it was all I had but I normally like to use a good sourdough. Definitely not healthy. Good for hangovers though.

>>8474032
End result. The bacon got cooked a little more well done than I normally like but it still turned out good.

>>8467327
No tucker supper pupper

>>8473698
would eat