/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8465680

I like your life. Makes mine sound awesome!

>>8465680
>I hate my life
I love my life

FTFY

>>8465680
POST HER!!!!

tell more

>>8465760
theres not much to tell she's just a bitch cunt that is taking advantage of my situation. im leaving as soon as i can afford to

>>8465777
>>8465680
>things that arent true

>>8465812
i swear im gonna leave

>>8465680

What?

>>8465820
>not true

I think I saw a 26-minute movie about that once.

What kind of food is she making to be able to be fingered while cooking?
I use knifes and walk around the kitchen when cooking, not exactly compatible with being masturbated, even if it sounds like a fun fetish.

>>8466007
Stir fry

>>8465680
I would fucking sell my liver to have a sister that makes me finger her. I'd lick all of her body no matter how greasy. I'd wake her up by eating out her pussy and making her breakfast with the life juice from my cock.

>>8465680
Have you tried asking her could the fingering wait until after your dinner?

>>8466014
Gross dude
>>8466016
Yes believe me I've tried everything but she won't listen. And it's either that or live on the streets

>>8466020
Well then just make sure you wash your hands before handling food

>>8466029
Thanks. I knew it was the right decision to take this to this board

>Help her prepare a dish with hot peppers.
>finger blast that shit
>watch her scream in pain

>>8466036
That's devilish

>>8466029
how can he help make the pickles if he does that tho?

>she makes me finger her while she cooks dinner..
How the fuck do you hate your life

>>8466106
whats he getting out of it besides a roof over his head?

OP here.
This is me and my cunt sister.

>>8466109
Just trick her by using your penis instead of your fingers next time. She'll be so surprised.

>not reporting frogposters on sight

>>8466109
You look like a fuckin white boi chump. And you're complaining that you get pussy?

I'd plug up your sister with my big black snake

>>8466119
HOL UP

>>8466119
You'll probably get shot by a cop on the drive over to his sister's

>tfw you accidentally call them "tendies" IRL by accident and you hear a suppressed chuckle through the drive through speaker

>>8466155
fuck wrong picture

>>8466109
your sister has cute lashes. tell her to stop eating junkfood

>>8465680
>fingering your sister
>bad
what?

>>8466107
food and he gets to finger his sister

>>8466107
Sexual pleasure. You sound like an edgy asexual or ultra conservative teen, who tries to go against the "HURR OVERSEXUALIZATION DUUUURRRRRR quack-quack".

You must be fucked in the head not to want to finger and fuck your own sister, your own fucking blood. It's literally the closest person to you in the world. How can you be such a faggot?

>>8466235
be more subtle with your inversions please

>>8466235
>pleasure nerves in you fingers

>>8466109
Does she have a feminine penis?

>>8466266
no

>>8466271
Why don't you just bang her dude? Go to the next level and get free rent

>>8466271
you seem happy together

>expecting to get fed with no GBP
no such thing ass a free meal desu

>>8466271
>>8466109
Troll thread. This is the girl whose chair got sniffed at AGDQ.

>>8466271
Fucking desperate.
>>8466277
Jesus. Pick up lessons should be included as after school specials nowadays. Otherwise there will be no white kids any more.

>>8465833
>movie

>>8466277
We'll if getting rused by OP led to my discovery of this webm, I'm fine with it. That's fucking hilarious

>>8466277

>>8466277
>AGDQ
that event is full of autism