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8463404 No.8463404 [Reply] [Original]

Why does my egg look so cute, /ck/? :3

>> No.8463411

>>8463404
;3 I'll show YOU some cute eggs.

>> No.8463428

>that feminine hand

LONDON

>> No.8463433
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8463433

>>8463404
Eggs can be manlets too. Why don't you get you some REAL eggs.

>> No.8463435

>>8463433
BRRAAAAAAAAP

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8463440

>>8463404

m'lady

>> No.8463493

>>8463411
Let's put them on a tray

>> No.8463895

>>8463404
The most pussified hand I've ever seen

>> No.8464183

>white """""men""""""
Why is your hand manicured?

>> No.8464194

>>8464183
Yes they are taller than you, but that doesn't make their vaginas masculine.

>> No.8464259
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8464259

>>8463435
BRAAAAAP BRLRAAELAPLPELEEPEHHHHPHFFFF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh dear...did you smell that? W-would you like to come closer?
*PFFFTFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
Oh my goodness! That surprised me! Hmm? You wanna get a little closer?, oh alright.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHHHHHHH*
Oh my I...I think I made a mess, would you care...care to...to eat my egg?
*PPPTTHHHHH*
How's it taste? I had had some taco bell today
Mmmm that's nice eat it all up
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpth*

>> No.8464283
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8464283

>>8463404

Those hands.

>> No.8464299

>>8463428
>>8463895
>>8464183
>>8464283
I would close my eyes and enjoy a discrete drunken handjob from those hands.

>> No.8464701

>>8464299
Never change, 4chan..

>> No.8464925

I wish that egg was in your butt and then I suck it out and clean it

>> No.8465368

>>8464925
kys

>> No.8465420

>>8464299
>>8464925

l..lewd

>> No.8465803

>>8464259
Lol

>> No.8466541

>>8463404
post legs