/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8461237
>shit

ftfy, yw.

Contributing

>>8461244
>read this after >>8461240

well played if intentional

>>8461247
Is that some kind of fancy cheese?

>>8461265
Its a picture of crack.

>>8461269
are people actually attracted to asses this flat? gross

>>8461237

nuts of any kind

phillipine dried mango

>>8461326
I think this is my favorite meme

>>8461265
mysides

>>8461269
>Hi Hank Hill!

>>8461237
I feel sick after eating two, they're not that addicting.

>>8461368
Give this guy a fuckin medal , Ben & Jerrys strawberry cheesecake. God-tier

>oh, I'll just have a couple of pieces and save the rest of this for later
never ever happens

>>8461486

>>8461486
This

>>8461275
why does crack look like cheese and not drugs

>>8461486
Lost

>>8461237
no
>>8461244
no
>>8461266
no
>>8461274
no
>>8461486
yes
>>8461498
yes
>>8461545
no

>>8461498

>18.99 for a pack

nope

and don't even tell me u make ur own

>>8461655
where the fuck do you live

18.99 will get you a two xtra large packs

>>8461581
You forgot about the cheesecake ice cream. I dare you to try and not eat the entire container

I remember getting out of my bed at 1 AM to get a few bags of these from the vending machine. I'm sure over the course of one semester at college I spent 100 dollars from buying these.

>>8461685
Not even worth judging. Ice cream is generic frozen milk sugar.

>>8461486
Those are good but these are better.

>>8461679

They only sell Jack Links brand here in California, that one with all the shitty marketing. Unfortunate, I know.

Just checked the pricing it's literally 20 bucks for a 16 oz bag.

>>8461742
I'm so sorry anon.

I know you guys have Costco down there, you might have to sneak in behind someone else and play dumb at the checkout line then.

>closest krispy kreme is 280 miles away
Why live?

This shit right here with some crackers or toast

>>8461685
You're right, that anon is a faggot.

I'll just have 1

can


a day


forever

>>8461841
fuck me forgot the pic

>>8461266
THIS NIGGA

>>8461849
someone had these in a bowl and i put a whole handful in my mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lty7RAHKT9E

>>8461942
>someone had these in a bowl and i put a whole handful in my mouth
my sympathies

>>8461525

Cheese is a drug

>>8461959
SHUT
IT
DOWN
THE GOYIM KNOWS

>>8461545
This and beers. Addicted.

>>8461244

Those are good but apparently only available in gas stations.

>>8461679

(different anon from) Michigan here;

http://www.americasbeefjerkyoutlet.com/beefjerky.html

4 oz - $ 8.00
8 oz - $15.00
16 oz - $25.00
32 oz - $48.00

>>8461237
> buying corporate donuts

THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANNA DRIVE TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW

>>8461989

get me some donuts

>>8461983
the hell is "broasted" chicken?

>>8461368

Yes. Even the generic brand is tasty, had to hold off on it before I get fat and die.

>americans will never know this feel

>>8461996
Roasted but the chef is a 5th year Yale frat boy wearing boat shoes and rocking a man bun.

>>8461994
Sure thing m80

>>8461996
>the hell is "broasted" chicken?

Deep fried in a pressure fryer.

>>8462112

>>8462005
>more salt and flavouring than the chips
and the chips are thick and solid

>>8462112
why did you decide to call it that, broasted sounds like boiled + roasted

>>8461983
>implying the doughnuts are any different

>>8461727
the 3lb bag from sams club wouldn't last a day in my house when I was a kid

>>8461718
>takis
>good

>>8461996
roasted by bros

is crack an food?

>>8461581
>dat taste

>>8461718
Meh

>>8462279
My nig of nogtamia

>>8461525
They're actually made in a similar process, being heated in a slurry for quite some time until the solids and liquids separate, then being pressed into blocks.

>>8461704
What about Gelato, does that rate with you?

>>8461768
I think you'll be fine, just go get a box of Franz from the local grocery store, same quality.

>>8462130
>>8462242
Different anon here. It is honestly some of the best juciest fried chicken you will ever eat. Comes out perfectly crisp and not oily. Fuck now I got to eat some!

It's like crack

I'll eat it even when I'm not hungry.

>>8461545
Are they activated?

>>8461237
Wholemilk. 1/2 gallon a day.

>>8462445
If we have both in the house at the same time, I take 2% Milk and add heavy whipping cream to it. 5 parts milk, 1 part cream.

>>8462242
>photo of a piece of kitchen equipment with a plate on the front that says "Broaster"
>y u call it broasted tho?

>>8461698
My wallet is so happy that I'm nowhere near those anymore.

>>8462443
Do they look sprouted to you?
Fuckwit.

>>8461237
I can't be the only one!

does it disturb anyone else that skittles are all white on the inside?

>>8462479
seaweed in general

>>8462479
Me but fuck sesame flavor

It's too oily and salty

>>8462510
That's deep... I think.

>>8462510
So are humans

>>8461782
This goes pretty good on celery

For me it's the McChicken, the very epitome of culinary perfection.

Zebra cakes.

How do they do it?

>>8461718

>>8461849
once I fooled my brother into eating one of these because I told him it was a sour skittle

fucking classic

>>8461368
The one day I was supposed to try this I accidentally picked the Brownie ice cream jar

Doritos Spicy Chilli

>>8461698
The cheaper and shittier the cheese puffs, the more I like them. Especially after I leave the bag open for a day or so.

>>8461996
The only kind of fried chicken I'll eat.

>>8463117
My nigga

>>8462377
>tainting Italian ice with frozen cow juice

gelati is straight tho

>>8461498
>Nibble at a piece so it lasts longer
>Hour later still nibbling
>Realize I've finished the bag, ate the bag, and only have 3 fingers left

Fucking jerky.

>>8461718
Superior is every way but they're much harder to find

>>8461266
About anything Haribo, really.

>>8461498
This, really.
>muh price
The theme of this thread is: food crack.

This is the price you pay for chasing the dragon.

For me and my coworker, it's this shit. I still have yet to try their stromboli though.

>>8461237

Whenever I eat a donut, I feel sick and like I'm having a heart attack. How do people eat multiple of these?

>>8463922
the rest of us aren't fags.

>>8463922

What >>8464300 means is he is a fat fuck with years of experience eating a days worth of calories in under 5 minutes

String cheese

>>8462456
So whole milk...

>>8464322
We can't have that in our house, there was an incident.

>>8463913
>Honey Mustard & Onion

>>8464366
word up son

>>8461545
i loved these as a kid. until i ate two cans in one sitting then proceeded to shit an almond log the next day. have you ever shat an entire turd made solely of barely digested almonds? its terrible. have not touched them since.

smoked cashews need to happen though

>>8464386
THIS

and adding pic

>>8462441
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

>>8462288
>>8462373
>>8463195
>AGH PLEBBIT FOOD!!1!XD

>>8463605
Those look good but they don't sell anywhere near me.

>>8461368
>literal cuckold ice cream

nah would never buy this gabage, tillamook's is a much superior ice cream brand.

the regular ones are GOAT too

>>8462279
Damn you.. Now I gotta go out, drive to town, get milk and pic related box of shame before the ice storm hits.

>>8461698
These tasty motherfuckers taught me the wonders of inosinate/guanylate with msg

>>8464672
it tastes like fucking cough medicine, how the fuck do you drink this?

>>8464690
Built a strong immunity since birth
It's better than the fucking oily black tar shit that is Pepsi and coca cola though

>>8464708
desu drinking either of those is subhuman, but irn bru is vile

I usually manage to stay away from pre-packaged foods and stick to home made breakfast if I decide to crack out for a day

French toast and sausage gravy + biscuits are my two other favorites

boring pancakefags need not apply to be my friend

>>8461274
shit, I used to love those things when I was little, but holy fuck are they bad for you. Pure sugar and fat, about 200 calories per small cookie.

>>8464637
Had some, has a rather bland aftertaste as I recall, not particularly good itself either.

>>8463868
MY DUDE. i didn't think anyone else ate these but are these not the most fucking bomb frozen pizzas available?

>>8461237
In my town you can get one of those for 12 cents using pocket points. Limit of one a day bit whenever I am on that side of town i grab one.

>>8464599
>sausage balls
Holy shit senpai, thats some top-tier taste

>also dubs

>>8463868
I see these in Market Basket all the time but I never buy one.

Are they better than Newman's Own pizzas?

>>8461486
The Cheeto brand ones are better.

>>8461718
I like them

>>8462479
I like the wasabi flavor

This and the Sweet Maui Onion flavor are to fucking die for. I can eat an entire bag in a few hours.

>>8465473
>>8463868

Yeah this shit is tight. I have never had a better store bought frozen pizza. If you can find the Mambo Italiano one with sausage definitely pick it up.

If I died and went to heaven but then found out that these weren't available there, I'd still be pretty disappointed

>>8461581
Posting 'no' or 'yes' like your approval means anything isn't contributing to the thread, it's just being a dickhead with a falsely attributed sense of elitism.

>>8465931
>all of your carefully picked arguments can be easily ignored
Welcome to 4chan.

>>8465931
>literally a board where everyone posts their opinion (when it isn't dead anyway)
>gets triggered over a post
you have to go back

>>8461983
>broasted
>everyone ignores the fact that it says pasties

These shits are crack. Better than reeses

>>8465940
>>8465931
is it more or less autistic to call someone out on their autism?

>>8465996
Its as autistic . It doesnt change anything . But felt compelled to do it anyhow .

>>8465938
yes
>>8465940
no
>>8465996
no

>>8465992
have you tried the mini-ones

fucking eat em by the handful

>>8465992
>>8465992
PB cups with real PB are so good.

>>8462479
You aren't the only one. I like dipping them in soup or adding something on top of em. Seaweed is a love/hate taste...

>>8461265

>Krispy Kreme is right across for work parking lot
I feel like vomiting if I eat more than one but damn it is hard to avoid the temptation.

I'll buy a dozen for my coworkers if i think they do a real good job that day and they disappear in five minutes. I'm an enabler.

>>8462511

>>8464641
Funyuns are the best

>>8463462

You know what you're talking about.

>>8462469
>He doesn't activate his almonds!

>>8461718
This is so good. Dont even come saying its too spicy, you fag

>>8466042
>emojis
no

Their chocolate iced cream filled will end me

>>8461959
go to bed charlie

>>8461326
the donut will just break apart

>>8463868
My man, the stroms are good. Especially the chicken pesto one

>>8461237
>that first sip

in all seriousness, I really need to quit this. I'm drinking 1 a day

>>8464649
sounds comfy

>>8461368
isn't this false advertising to display more ice cream than the product could even hold

>>8468399
>zero calories
>zero sugar
wtf is this made out of

>>8469547
carbonated water, citric acid, erythritol, sodium citrate, natural and artificial flavors, panax ginseng root extract, taurine, sucralose, caffeine, sorbic acid, benzoic acid, acesulfame potassium, l-carnitine, l-tartrate, niacinamide, d-calcium pantothenate, sodium chloride, d-glucuronolactone, inositol, guarana seed extract, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, cyanocobalamin.

>>8461253
My mom would always have this with her toast in the morning

>>8461237
i live in murica and never had a krispy kreme

>>8468484
ate a whole costco size bag of these

>>8466894
funyons? what about condoms? did you bring condoms?

>>8462321

it is when you get pulled over by the cops

>>8463588
>>8464787
>>8468484
You're killing me

>>8469615
in a land of bakeries i dunno who would pay them $1.50 for their tiny shits.

>>8462464

yes but what does it actually DO? Nomenclature is worthless in today's world because marketing and advertisement literally make shit up to sell it as "new" and "refreshing!"

>>8462510

no

>>8463868

most horrible over-glorified hipster-trash i've ever had. it comes from wal-mart and is more expensive for less quality.

>>8468484
>go to trader joe's
>see their version of this(it's a bit softer)
>try to resist
>buy it
>get home
>first thing i do is eat the entire thing in one sitting
>feel like pic related afterward

>>8469554
>zero sugar
>at least two kinds of sugars-glued-together

>>8469661
You fucking got me, I can resist almost all of the sweet snacks and temptations in this thread but if you put a bowl of salted pistachios anywhere near me you will find nothing but a pile of shells in minutes.

>>8469704

"yeah, it's not 'A' sugar, it's sugars, but you didn't ask how many 'sugars' there were, now did you?"

I swear this is the reasoning that they use. Marketing is just another word for lying anymore.

>>8469680
You can't deny it's a fucking amazing face stuffing snack.

>>8469710
Yeah, it's insane isn't it?

I have three air tight containers I use for nuts: two large ones for walnuts and almonds and a medium sized one for pistachios.

The pistachio one holds a little less than a 750g bag full of pistachios so I always need to eat a little before I can tip it in. I'll stand there at the kitchen bench shelling and munching pistachios for what gets to be like half an hour at which point I'll tip in the content of the bag and it'll end up like half or less of the container.

They're so fucking more-ish.

>>8461655
>make your own

but it's ez

>>8461679
In Australia it costs $5 ($3.75 USD) for a 50g (1.7oz) pack.

>>8469656
this. i ate a whole 16 pack at once one time.

these are bretty gud

>>8468494
they scooped it out and put it back in the container

>>8468484
>loved this shit as a kid
>ate it over any other snack in the house
>mom stopped buying Pirate's Booty and dried apricots because my ass would produce Zyklon B

These never last more than a few hours in my house

>>8470961
First one I agree with ITT.

>>8464382
These murder all others. How can Funyuns even compete?

>>8469661
I'm seriously fucking addicted to these fuckers.
Luckily they are pretty expensive so I can't buy them all the time.

>>8471616
Jesus. How poor are you? Not being mean, just really curious.

>>8471627
Not at all but I'm just really jewish when it comes to buying shit.

>>8471633
That's sad. You know you can't take it with you, right?

>>8461237

>>8461237
I don't even think those qualify as donuts. The worst candied shit I've ever had. And they're even WORSE with coffee! How can you make a donut that tastes worse with coffee?

>>8469615
Keep it that way. There is no secret that you're not in on. People like them because people generally like garbage.

>>8461581

>>8471669
kys

>>8462510
that's yellow

>>8461237
I only allow myself up to 2 bags of milano cookies per year, because I devour the bag in 2-3 days almost every time. Dipped in milk they are 10x better than Oreos.

>>8468399
i like the blue logo/black can flavor the best, but this is second

>>8461237
When they turn that 'Hot 'N Fresh' neon sign on, I get the shakes. They hit your stomach like stones though.

>>8461237
This >>8461240

Cake donuts are best donuts.

That sugar fry bread can piss off.

Peanuts w/ the skin left on 'em.

>>8461274
These will be the end of me...My teeth anyway

>>8461368
should I buy this or milk and cookies?

>>8461581
People with a fucked up enough palette to like hot fries have shit taste in everything else

The cookies m8

>>8462279
Yeah, these things are quite habit forming. Buy the family size box on Friday and they are gone by Sunday.

>>8464587
I take it the turd was ribbed for your pleasure?

>>8474112
>palette

i know it's not exactly a junk food...but my god, it's so fucking good. i could easily eat 20 pieces in one sitting.

i wish i knew where to buy eel so i could prepare it myself.

>>8461486
Came here to post this.

>mfw I go to the store and they only have the cheddar ones

Has to be the kind where they coat the pretzel with it. I've had the kind where they just sprinkle the seasoning on and they're barely passable.

come on fellas were not at work in the 90s, hitting the crispy creme stand at the store everyday. It's 2016 and we all have diabetes.

>>8474370
lol

>>8461581
Wow what bad taste you have, maybe it's time to consider moving on from this world

>>8474375
>>8474112
>>8471669
>>8465931
get a load of this butthurt autism

>>8463868
reddit: the packaging

>>8463339

Beat me to it.

>>8469685
hello darkness my old friend

Too bad these fuckers cost like $5 a brick.

How come this wasn't posted yet? I'll buy a bag and sit down and they're gone within minutes. It turns my mouth into a vacuum because you can stack the flavor and oh shit its fucking GOOD

I will eat these motherfuckers until I'm sick and then keep eating anyway.

I've stopped buying them entirely because I literally have no self control when it comes to this garbage.

>>8465982
>not having pasties and a g-string for dinner

>>8468399
I've been drinking 2 of these a day...I feel you, senpai

>>8468399
I used to drink like 3 to 6 cans every day for about half a year when I was in college. And then one day I just stopped. It wasn't even a conscious decision like I'm drinking too much of this garbage and I need to stop. It was just one day I suddenly didn't want it anymore.

>>8475371
Hell yeah my nigger

>>8471656
Good taste, my favorite is the spicy but BBQ chicken is a close 2nd.

>>8471768
Mint Milanos are the GOAT packaged cookies

>>8469687
just started eating avocado toast for breakfast a couple days ago - i can never go back

>>8462005
my mate

>>8475327
It really is

this or wasabi ginger

>>8462445
my nigga

>>8461718

Oh yeah. Takis are wonderful.

You know, if like holes in your intestinal lining and chemical burns on your fucking tongue.

>>8474152
Have you checked your local asian market?

>>8475610
I use to work for Delta at one of the big hubs.

When I was doing night shifts me and my coworkers would lift giant packs of these at a time whenever we spotted a catering truck unattended.

>>8461966
Only the finest gas stations.

GG, no re

THUS STUFF IS TOO ADDICTIVE.

>>8461247
>>8461253
looks like burfi which is just as addictive, but a lot less healthy

>>8462268
Faaaaat

Brapppttttt faaaaaaàaaaaaaat

>>8465503
>>8465504
>>8465507
R u okay anone

>>8461237
Is it worth it for my roommate and I to drive two and a half hours to try one of these for the first time? We're Tim Hortons guys

I can't be the only one addicted to these

I grab 2 bags at the store and then when I get to the counter I realize I am definitely going to want 5 more when I get home

>>8479204
Not worth the drive, but worth looking for them if you're in a place that'll have them. My parents owned a bakery when I was growing up, where everything was made from scratch every day. With that in mind, Krispy Kreme donuts are the closest chain donuts I've ever had to those that my parents made, which made me the fatass I am today.

>>8461545
Also these.

>>8480119
op said crack as in addictive food, not meth as in literal meth

>>8480119
What an amazing way to completely fuck up your mouth for a few days. Used to eat them until I was sick and my mouth was causing me physical pain.

>>8461727
pretty sure they contain no potato, no bacon, and no cheese, but i fuckin love them anyway

>>8461486

>>8461237
>no places in the northeast serve fresh, hot donuts

Just kill me now senpai.

>>8462279
>tfw you will never be 8 trading your sandwich for just one of these puppies during lunch time

I miss bartering

>>8468343
>when your school secretary stocks these in her jar and you always pop in and grab one on the way to class, once a day

this or the peppermint lifesavers. private school was an interesting time

>>8480419
Remember that one fucking asshole kid who would say he didn't want something then eat it to spite you instead of trading or giving it to you?

>>8480520
I remember many spats had over doubles at lunchtime, or trades like that going sour.

When it was cheese stick day and the girl next to you didn't want them. She also didn't want the pizza that was served so she gets them anyways. Then she gives them out to the boys at the table, there was always a giant fucking clusterfuck of desperate begging for just a snippet of her cheesesticks.

It was a fucking jungle, man. Lord of the flies shit.

>>8472037
this, ky krispys lack chocolate cake, why live

Various Taco bell special features/menu items.

They are always cheap and always healthy as dogfood

>>8480568
wait, you don't have the devils food cake donuts?

holy shit I weep for you. I think they might've even discontinued them in VA too. If that's the case I'm going to sob myself to sleep for a good, long time.

>tfw you live in harrisonburg and a brand new krispy kreme JUST opened.
>tfw it's right off the interstate
>tfw the ramp was backed up SO FAR on to the interstate that the police had to be called in to move traffic along and install signs at every intersection telling people it's against the law to block them
>tfw the Shenandoah valley is so destitute in culinary options that a new krispy kreme brings a town to a FUCKING STANDSTILL

reminds me of a story of a dry county in kentucky removing the statue on no alcohol so they could HAVE AN APPLEBEES

Solomon Gundy (pickled herring with onions) is my fucking jam.

I always have a big jar of it in the fridge for a quick snack.

>>8461274
Absofuckinglutely

>>8461718
Fuck you I like em

just fuck my shit up

>>8462445
>tfw when allergic to dariy

Kill me

>>8480327
MY NIGGER

>>8480579
Beefy crunch burrito, crunchwrap sliders, and the current double stacked tacos are my favorite limited time menu items. The DST are going to be replaced in 9 days and I'm already sad about it.

>>8480646
BORN ON A MONDAY...

>>8461718
I'll never understand the meme.

>>8471659
I have to agree. Without even setting out to dislike them, I have never understood why people think Krispy Kreme stands out over about any alternative.

>>8475371
Underrated

Have any of you ever had Mexican street corn (elote) in a cup? Best when it's the real deal and not some fancy restaurant's take.

>>8480874
oof daddy
gimme the esquites

>>8461545
I really enjoy the mustard ones
Also the coconut ones but they're basically candy

>>8480581
Kek, I used to live in Page county and commute to Winchester

Pleasant Valley Dr was backed up for a mile when Chik Fil A opened back in the day

RIP gums

>>8463368
Hell yes.
I love these things but I literally only ever see them at dollar tree or Aldi on a good day

>>8463913
THESE ARENT EVEN GOOD ITS JUST NICE TO HAVE HARD FOOD WITH FLAVOR PACKED IN IT

>>8480327
Jimmy johns jalapeno chips are my absolute favorite chips but I hate that I can't just buy them in a normal store

>>8481080
These are so fucking good

>>8480579
Honestly Taco Bell in general is my crack, I've had to stop going there only because my schedule and I don't pass one on the way home anymore

I also think they have the best fast food breakfast menu too

>>8461274
mmm delish disgusting fucking playdoh cookies

>>8481080
I want to receive head while eating those, I'd be complete.

>>8475610
>$5

Sounds like poor circumstances. I think they're like $3-4 at my grocer store.
I'll buy them and these guys from time to time.
These are one of my favorite tea biscuits out there, somewhat delicate and buttery, they make the perfect match for Irish breakfast tea with cream.
And it's the most aesthetically pleasing packaging when unopened.

>>8464637
This chemical color :S